Some time ago, a relative of Benjamin Franklin's decided to try out the bringing-to-life-using-electricity idea. He went to Germany and changed his name to be more in keeping with the place, and was intrigued by a place with a name similar to his (It also began Frank-) and a kind of meat found there. He was ahead of his time, everyone knew that, no-one dared say. His experiments created a living, 6-foot tall Frankfurter with legs. Aliens, lying in wait, discovered this prodigy and took him and his lab onto their ship. But the experiments went wrong, and soon the Professor and the aliens all became living, self-aware Frankfurters. They landed on a nearby (to a ftl alien spaceship, that is...) planet and continued making themselves more than what they were, using the Professor's devices and notes. In 1947 they returned to Earth and created... THE FRANK CONSPIRACY!!!!

However, some members tried to warn people, but they couldn't do it directly without being punished by the Furters in charge. So they put the number 47 all over the place to get people to take notice. But it turned into a joke, and no-one realises its true significance, except for conspiracy theorists.

Oh well, I could have guessed you'd do a board called this Paddy Ol' chum, but hey, who am I to complain! This is the lisyt of Franks I can remember:
Names: Frank from fencing, Frank Sauzee', A footballer.
Other: The Frankish civilisation
Songs: Frank, frank, frank, frank, frank, frank (Like Spam, spam, spam, spam, SPAMMM)
Let's be Frank, Frank isn't really that common a name, by the way I've just changed my name to Frank Paddy. Only kidding

Hmm, I've been thinking of ways to destroy Padawan, he hates us and there fore will . . . . .PAY

Are you the Red Guy, by any chance? Your styles are very similar.

OK, the Frank Conspiracy started on the Red Dwarf board (Season One: The End for those who want to check) because the name was appearing a lot on that show. The latest edition of the Red Dwarf programme guide mentioned this but not the conspiracy. I wonder if we'll end up on www.snopes.com... Hey this gives me an idea. Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaaaa!

Kill the Padwawan . . . .Kill the Padawan, he knows to much, and there fore will Die grusomely and . . .umm . . . .sorry can't think of anything that bad

Emm, why dosen't this board have all the number thingys (I think there dates) beside it?

Because KAM hasn't added them yet.

And if the Red Guy's in a conspiracy, it must be a communist one!

Paddy, I have bad news for you, there already is a Frank board under the dwarther's sink, but still, this one's more . . .Ummm . . .Homely?

I know about that board, I've been there many times. This is more a discussion on the Frank Conspiracy, also The Kitchen Sink is more highly populated than the Red Dwarf board, I would assume.

Well, sadly I've just E-mailed you asking you about it. 'Q' sera-sera

Fraank-Fraank (Sticks tougue out) Lubalubalubabab!

(Hold up a sign with 'Yipes' on it)

Coyote falls from a horrible height

I wish I was a Frank!

Well, now you can! Just phone the number and we'll transform, yes, transform you into a Frank, We'll change your name, your second name, your deeds to your house all for an amazing value price! Yes, now you to can become what you've always wanted to be, thanks to Frank-maker & co.

When there's a man in trouble,
Frank are there on the double!

And with this electronic crysalis, you too can become a 6-foot frankfurter. You must prove yourself a loyal Frank first!

Praise the Frank, the Frank knows allllll

Hey Padawan, how about crateing a 'Frank Conspiracy' role playing board?

I was meaning that to be part of the NitCentral Drama Group, you're welcome to join in.

Until all are Frank.

Isn't the hero of Chris Carter's "Millennium" called Frank?!

We know the Frank Conspiracy's weakness. Soon we shall move to destroy the Frank Conspiracy. They cannot possibly find us, we are everywhere. This call is coming from inside the house. I grok Spock. You will be exterminated.

Frankly, we're not all that scared.

You should be. Heh heh heh heh ha ha ha hah hah HAH HAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! Gee, your hair smells terrfic. Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids. Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Reddo, and others - If there is a Frank RPG, I suggest we recruit people for it here. The plot should be about some people who try to put an end to the Frank conspiracy, with the villains being the Franks. I don't think such a board should be set up unless we know we have enough people for it.

Reg & Reg, Trix may be for kids, but Frankenberry is for the elite!

I went to a baseball game and saw a Ball Park Frank.

Franklin:

1) Where did it park him?
2) What did the Ball do next?

It plumped him.

Since it's next week, I'd like to be the first to wish everyone a Happy Franksgiving. Of course, I'll be serving turkey franks, and Frankenberry.

Frankly Yours,

Frank

Happy Franksgiving!