when they were finished trekkin' the universe?
Some ideas:
1.Lt.Commander Worf:Moved to the Twin Cities and
after a brief stint as sportscaster for WJM,a
career ended when an overzealous Worf "accidentally" beheaded Ted Baxter on live
tv,moved on to become a top WWF pro-wrestler
known as The Kling!
2.Capt.James T.Kirk:After being trapped in L.A.
during another transporter accident had to go
undercover and ended up,under the pseudynom of
T.J.Hooker,as a street cop.On the bright side
wasn't Heather Locklear better to look at then
Spock?
3.Neelix:A successful cookbook landed him a
role in the successful 24th century sitcom
My Three Alfs.Also starred Alf and Mork.
4.Saavik:Identity crisis led to years of drink,
but after sobbering up she landed a job as a
manager of a sports bar in Boston "Where
Everybody Knows Your Name,And They're Always
Glad You Came!"
5.Morn:After years of getting his name misspelled
finally changes it to Norm and writes a best selling autobiography;when it goes to movie hires
George Wendt to play him.
6.Wesely Crusher:Successful career as dartboard on
many Trekker and Trekkie computers around the
Alpha Quadrant.
7.Q:Spends the rest of Eternity wondering why
T gets a Mr. in front of HIS name!
8.Quark:Ends up being eaten by one gigantic snake..ooopssss...wait...that was SNYDER!
Quark moved to 20th century Ohio where he became
the mentor,model and idol of one Alex P.Keaton.
9.Spock:Winds up doing a series on the History
Channel called "In Search Of..."sole purpose is
to see where Dr.McCoy left his katra.
10.The Borg Queen:Despite being a trillion votes
ahead looses her bid for senator for life from
New York to Billary Rinton when it's discovered
that not ONLY has she never even lived in New
York state,but she isn't even human!
The election is finally won by Gary Coleman when
it's revealed that he's the only candidate who
actually KNOWS the state song!!!!
