For those unplanned cocktail parties that keep cropping up, dried toothpaste from the bathroom sink makes excellent after dinner mints.

Why vacuum the floor? After a few years you hardly notice the difference.

Make a carpet sweeper by attaching draft excluder brushes to the blades of a petrol lawn mower.

Save time brushing your teeth by putting toothpaste in your sandwiches.

Don't waste hundreds of pounds removing that tattoo of your ex-girlfriend's name. Simply give your new girlfriend £51 and she can legally change her name by deed poll to the name on your tattoo. (What lady could refuse )

Christmas recipes from a can -- easy to prepare

Since the only true holiday left is the Superbowl, (No one slaves for hours in the kitchen to make it "just so". Turn on the TV, order a pizza, and relax. If Martha Stewart insist on making doilies out of old newspaper articles about the teams, then that is her problem) and no one appreciates ease of preparation more than a guy, click on the above. It is real. One word of warning. Keep any chicks who will never understand out of the kitchen as you "slave" away.

That is awesome! Could've used some of those in my college days.