10) You can't give anyone the finger.
9) Even if they really deserve it.
8) Must avoid windy shore breeze even if it means going 20 miles out of your way. (This is really bad in a port city.)
7) Chicks that you think were openly digging your studdly self are just trying to read the sign.
6) 25 mph
5) Must cheerfully smile and yield the right of way
4) Must always be clean cut when driving
3) Cannot throw the empty beer cans out the window.
2) Realization that the people honking do not know you.
And the number one reason
You cannot pick your nose at red lights.
Oh, if anyone is interested the preliminary election is Tuesday (Oct. 7th) and the final is Tuesday Nov. 4th) No gaurantees I make it past the preliminary. (The feild is 17. Ten go on to November. In November only five are elected. [Sounds like Surivivor: Councilor at Large])