According to a reliable source, in order to prevent Enterprise being cancelled, Berman and Braga have decided to REALLY play to what the fans want. Here are some of their drawing board ideas for upcoming episodes:

If Wishes Were Tacos: Archer runs into a real-life version of his old comic-book heroes, the League of Intergalactic Cosmic Champions, brought to life by an intercosmic phasing whatever-ion anomaly.

Hands Off! She's Mine!: Daniels accidentally transports 500 Deanna Trois from different future timelines onto Enterprise, at the same time as the Suliban unleash their new 'Scpipt Virus' which destroys womens' clothes. (According to rumour this will be directed by promising new Chinese director Lohn A. Jang).

Crisis on Infinite Boards: The Xindi unveil their latest plot to destroy the Earth - using a psychotic Rabbi Meir Kahane-obsessed troll to create limitless pointless boards until Earth's entire computer network collapses.

Continuity: nah, this idea will probably end up being dropped...

Apparently, they will start putting the episode title in red text.

Our Bashed Bashir: Dr. Bashir comes back from the future in a temporal loop, and his head gets repeatedly bashed in, in multiple ways.

Supernovi: Due to a new Starfleet initiative, Archer is followed around all day by an Italian-American journalist who continuously suggests more plausible alternatives for his decisions while making sarcastic comments in red ink.

The Unsupervised Scpipt

A cute little creature called "Scpipt" causes everyone to make gross & obvious spelling errors.