Shatner - Trek Reference on Ketchup Bottle!
Nitcentral's Bulletin Brash Reflections: The Kitchen Sink: Trek Related: The People: Shatner - Trek Reference on Ketchup Bottle!
By Lisa Shock née Ferrington on Sunday, January 30, 2005 - 4:45 pm:

Heinz has limited edition celebrity bottles of ketchup, with quotations on the front of the bottle. I got one that says:
"FIXES BURGERS AT WARP SPEED" -William Shatner

One bottle is going into the collection, one into the fridge!

By John A. Lang on Monday, January 31, 2005 - 7:33 am:

Remove the ketchup first

By R on Monday, January 31, 2005 - 9:25 am:

Actually don't it'll increase the collectability of the bottle. ;-)

By John A. Lang on Monday, January 31, 2005 - 10:13 am:

Yeah...collecting bugs!

By anonbuggyman on Monday, January 31, 2005 - 10:22 am:

Not unless you do like all good trekollectors and vacuum seal it in the vault alogn with the nose hairs of nimoy and Doohan's missing finger

By ScottN on Monday, January 31, 2005 - 11:10 am:

My two favorite Heinz Ketchup labels:

1. SUNSCREEN FOR FRENCH FRIES
2. WON'T HELP BROCCOLI

By Thande on Monday, January 31, 2005 - 1:56 pm:

I'm still inconsolable since they discontinued Pea&Ham Soup.

By Influx on Tuesday, February 01, 2005 - 11:04 am:

"FIXES BURGERS AT WARP SPEED" -William Shatner

Oddly enough, one of their strongest ad campaigns was previously to promote how sloowwwwww their ketchup was...

By Thande on Tuesday, February 01, 2005 - 11:42 am:

Yes, they have a corporate regulation that their sauce can only flow at 0.00001 mph (or something like that)

By Carly Simon on Tuesday, February 01, 2005 - 12:47 pm:

Anticipation... Anticipa-a-tion! It's makin' me wait!

By Matt LeBlanc on Tuesday, February 01, 2005 - 2:08 pm:

No, it's makin' me wait!! (How you doin'?)

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