Things got a bit off topic in "The Wind, the Son and the Reign", so I've copied the posts over to here. Enjoy!
By Rodney Hrvatin on Friday, January 28, 2005 - 05:00 am:
NitCentral: The Movie! I like it! ;-) - Chief
One better idea- Nitcentral: The Musical- otherwise known as "Oh Nitcentralia!"
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By Curlie on Friday, January 28, 2005 - 05:24 am:
Where the nits are as high as an elephant's eye!
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By Thande on Friday, January 28, 2005 - 07:46 am:
What rhymes with "Ten foot tall giant ape things"?
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By ScottN on Friday, January 28, 2005 - 10:17 am:
Uh... "Taco Recipes"?
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By Opera Guy on Friday, January 28, 2005 - 11:28 am:
TAAAAAPIOOOOCCAAAA!
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By John A. Lang on Friday, January 28, 2005 - 11:29 am:
"Oh, Nitcentralia!"..The musical
Act One
"Who's Supervising the Scpipts?"
Act Two
"Hands off! She's mine!"
Act Three
"I Ordered SWR & All I Got Was This Lousy Showerhead"
Act Four
"10 Foot Tall Giant Ape Things"
Act Five
"SOMEKINDA..."
Act Six
"From The Moment I First Met You..."
Act Seven
"KREE!
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By Thande on Friday, January 28, 2005 - 01:03 pm:
Nice!
By Rodney Hrvatin getting in the spirit on Friday, January 28, 2005 - 07:24 pm:
...and don't forget the big Luigi number: "Anything that you have an opinion on (you had better have proof of)"
And of course Darth's big chorus and tapdance routine: "AdHominem"
Brian Webbers numbers have now been excised from the score.
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By John A. Lang on Friday, January 28, 2005 - 09:02 pm:
Let's not forget:
Luigi's subtitles in the musical would be in RED and be funny!
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Intermissions would be of Benn singing "Sir Duke"
while holding a scythe.
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After a "one-liner" is told, LaForge the Useless & The 47's TM would take all the jokes and rearrange them in a different format...just in case the audience didn't "get it" the first time.
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There will also be a chorus of Trolls spewing flames at everyone
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By Thande on Saturday, January 29, 2005 - 04:33 am:
Er, John, the 47s TM and Laforge the Useless are the same poster.
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By John A. Lang on Saturday, January 29, 2005 - 04:59 am:
I had a feeling about that...Just wasn't sure.
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By Butch sharpening his scythe on Saturday, January 29, 2005 - 10:31 am:
Periodically, the Trolls would get chased into an off stage "Garbage Dump" by The Roving Mods dressed as Death.
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By The Frank Conspiracy on Sunday, January 30, 2005 - 01:18 am:
Once again our contributions to this website are overlooked.
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By After the Revolution on Sunday, January 30, 2005 - 01:33 am:
Frankcentalia! The musical!
With such smash hits as:
"Frank Lee, My Dear"
"Beans 'n Franks"
"Frankiopa!"
"Franking in Bashir's Head"
And so much more!
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By John A. Lang on Sunday, January 30, 2005 - 08:35 am:
SONG 1:
"Who's Supervising the Scpipts?"
Bass voice: In season one
we had such fun
watching Spock and Kirk.
Orchestra:...(BA-DUM!)
Tenor voice: But then one day
some nameless jerk
switched the "R" with a "P".
Orchestra:...(BA-DUM!)
Bass and Tenor in unison:
So "Script" became "Scpipt"
and the rest is history!
Choir:
Who's supervising the Scpipts?
We want to know right now!
Who's supervising the Scpipts?
We want to know how...
Orchestra:...(BA-DUM!)
Choir: How he mistook "R" with a "P"
and screwed up thirteen episodes consecutively.
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SONG 2:
"Hands Off, She's Mine!"
Tenor: There's a cute blonde known as Janice Rand
Choir: HANDS OFF! SHE'S MINE!
Tenor: Then there's Uhura to lend a hand
Choir: HANDS OFF! SHE'S MINE!
Tenor: Then along came Deanna Troi and Seven of Nine
Choir: HANDS OFF! SHE'S MINE!
Tenor: And all these babes look mighty fine.
Choir: HANDS OFF! SHE'S MINE!
ALL: Keep your hands off my babe, while she's on my knee.
Orchestra:...(BA-DUM!)
Choir: Keep your hands off my babe, for she belongs to me.
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By Thande on Sunday, January 30, 2005 - 11:38 am:
Those are actually quite catchy...the tune seems to pop right out of the page! Well done John!
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By John A. Lang on Sunday, January 30, 2005 - 01:59 pm:
Here's the rest of the musical...
SONG 3
Gordon Lawyer's Lament or "I Ordered SWR and All I Got Was This Lousy Showerhead."
Tenor: (As Gordon)
When I moderate.
I am never late.
I give each posting a good look.
Then one day, Phil Farrand wanted to send me his book.
And when the package came,
I wonder who I should blame
that in place of the book...bright and red
All I got was this lousy showerhead.
Choir:
I Ordered The Son, The Wind and the Reign and All I Got Was This Lousy Showerhead.
Tenor: (As Gordon)
What kind of jerk
would go to all that work
of taking the book that I never read.
By unwrapping the package and replacing it with a showerhead?
Choir:
I Ordered The Son, The Wind and the Reign and All I Got Was This Lousy Showerhead.
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SONG 4
10 FOOT TALL APE THINGS
Choir:
Watch out...for the 10 foot tall ape things
Watch out...and listen to the way it sings.
Watch out...they're coming your way.
Watch out...don't get eaten today.
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SONG 5
SOMEKINDA...
Choir:
Somekinda something
Somekinda object to behold
Somekinda something
Somekinda item whose name is untold
Bass:
I don't know what is is.
I will just have to make a guess.
I'll compare it with something familiar
and hope I don't make a mess.
Choir:
Somekinda something
Somekinda object to behold
Somekinda something
Somekinda item whose name is untold
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SONG 6
From The Moment I First Met You...
Tenor:
Anakin, you're not very romantic.
I'm sure you meant well.
But your lines of romance to Padme'
SMELL! SMELL! SMELL!
Choir:
From the moment I first met you, all those years ago, a day hasn't gone by that I've not thought of you, and now that I 'm with you again, I'm in agony. The closer I get to the worst it gets. The thought of not being with you makes my stomach turn, my mouth goes dry. I get dizzy, I can't breathe. I'm haunted by that kiss you should never have given me. My heart is beating, hoping that kiss will not become a scar. What can I do? I will do anything you ask...If you are suffering as much as I am, please tell me.
Tenor: What kind of come on is that?!
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SONG 7
KREE!
Choir:
KREE!
(Orchestra)...BA DA DA DUM!
Choir:
KREE!
(Orchestra)...BA DA DA DUM!
Choir: Kree is the word that set us free!....KREE!
(Orchestra)...BA DA DA DUM!
Choir:
KREE is the way life was meant to be!
By Thande on Sunday, January 30, 2005 - 03:49 pm:
Could you add another verse to "Somekinda" with its cousin, "Somesorta"?
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By chief on Sunday, January 30, 2005 - 05:47 pm:
Greetings All!
Ya know... the amount of creativity around here is a scary thing. ;-)
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By John A. Lang on Monday, January 31, 2005 - 08:44 am:
SOMEKINDA (revised version)
SOMEKINDA...
Male voices:
Somekinda something
Somekinda object to behold
Somekinda something
Somekinda item whose name is untold
Female voices:
Somesorta substance.
Somesorta device that leaves us in doubt.
Somekinda, somesorta something
Somesorta stuff to figure out.
Bass:
I don't know what is is.
I will just have to make a guess.
I'll compare it with something familiar
and hope I don't make a mess.
Male voices:
Somekinda something
Somekinda object to behold
Somekinda something
Somekinda item whose name is untold
Female voices:
Somesorta substance.
Somesorta device that leaves us in doubt.
Somekinda, somesorta something
Somesorta stuff to figure out.
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By Thande on Monday, January 31, 2005 - 01:30 pm:
Like it!
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By John A. Lang on Monday, January 31, 2005 - 03:57 pm:
The L.I.C.C. Theme
Verse 1:
We are the League of Intergalactic Cosmic Champions.
We love to fantasize.
By creating our own adventures
and take the time to rationalize.
Verse 2:
We are the League of Intergalactic Cosmic Champions.
We create a lot of quests.
We love to challenge each others' mental capacities
and put their brains through lots of tests.
CHORUS:
OH, League of Intergalactic Cosmic Champions.
We have lots of zeal.
OH, League of Intergalactic Cosmic Champions.
Take us away from what's real.
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By Thande on Monday, January 31, 2005 - 04:25 pm:
You need to add "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY LICC!" to the end of that one.
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By The Bad Singers on Monday, January 31, 2005 - 04:59 pm:
Thande is quite brilliant
for actually remembering us
we've been gone quite a while
we went and took a bus
But now that jobs have dried up
And "Idol" hasn't called
we're right here back on NitC
standing proud and tall!
YAAAAAYYYYYYY THANDE!
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By Rodney Hrvatin on Monday, January 31, 2005 - 08:21 pm:
(sung to "Maria" from "West Side Story")
The most wonderful posts I ever read-
Luigi, Luigi, Luigi, Luigi.
And his fantastic film reviews hold him in good stead..
Luigi, Luigi, Luigi, Luigi,
Luigi, Luigi...
Luigi, I just read a post by Luigi,
and suddenly that scene will never be the same to me.
Luigi, I just read the thoughts of Luigi,
and suddenly I found how wonderful Mike Moore can seeeeeeem
Luigi, say it loud and the room starts swaying,
say it soft and he'll think that you're praying.
Luigi- I'll never stop praising Luigi.
Luigi, Luigi,Luiiiiiiiigi, Luigi.
Luiiiiiiiiiiiiiigi, luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuigi!!!
Luigi, say it loud and the room starts swaying,
say it soft and he'll think that you're praying.
Luigi- I'll never stop praising Luigi.
The most wonderful posts I ever read.
Luuuuuuiiiiiiiiiiigiiiiiiiiiiii!
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By Thande on Tuesday, February 01, 2005 - 02:07 am:
How could you forget to include something about his funny red headings?!
And thanks Bad Singers...
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By Thande on Tuesday, February 01, 2005 - 08:50 am:
(Suddenly, as if by magic, Colin Mochrie appears on the stage)
Mochrie: Ahem, eh. Now for the "Nitcentral Hoedown":
(Waits until the pianist has played the intro music twice through, then begins: )
"Nitcentral is really great,
It really, really is.
It really, really, really, really, really, really, is.
There's nits and notes and things and things and things and things and things-
Er, um-
(Collapses clutching heart and is then stretchered away by St John's ambulance men).
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Where's the rest of them?
By John A. Lang on Tuesday, February 01, 2005 - 09:09 am:
NITCENTRAL THEME SONGS
(Taken from "The Kitchen Sink)
NITCENTRAL THEME SONG (Sung to "Green Acres" theme)
Man:
Nitcentral is the place to be.
Nitpicking is the life for me.
Nits spreading out so far and wide.
Keep the books, I'm goin' to the Web World Wide.
Woman:
Yes! Nitcentral is here to stay
It is open every day.
I just adore someone's point of view.
Nitcentral I love you, just give me a posting or two.
Man:
A joke!
Woman:
A pun!
Man:
A nit!
Woman:
What fun!
Man:
You are hooked now!
Woman:
Goodbye, my off-line life!
Man & woman (in unison)
Nitcentral we are here!
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Alt-Nitcentral Theme (Sung to the theme from "Petticoat Junction")
Man:
Come log on to the Internet that'll take you to the web site at Nitcentral
(Modem buzzing noise--logging on)
Man:
Forget about your cares, it time to relax at the Central...
Women:
Nitcentral!
Man:
Lots of Nits, you bet. Need more when you get to the Central
(Modem buzzing noise--logging on)
Man:
There are lots of subjects you can Nitpick at the Central
Women:
Nitcentral!
Man:
It is run by Phil, come and be his guest at the Central.
Women:
Nitcentral!
Man:
And when you spot a nit, be sure to make a note of it at the Central.
Women:
NITCENTRAL!
(Modem buzzing noise--logging on)
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By Frank Nitrasa on Tuesday, February 01, 2005 - 11:18 am:
(To the tune of New York, New York)
Start listin' the nits, I'm postin' today
I want to be a part of it
Nit-C, Nit-C
These anxious fingers, are longing to type
Right through the very heart of it
Nit-C, Nit-C
I want to wake up, at a site that never sleeps
And find I'm king of the flubs
Top of the heap
These little site blues, are melting away
I'll make a brand new start of it
In old Nit-C
If I can nitpick there, I'll nitpick anywhere
It's up to you, Nit-C....Nit-C
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By John A. Lang on Tuesday, February 01, 2005 - 11:31 am:
Garbage Dump Theme
(Sung to "Gilligan's Island"...sort of)
Just sit right back & you'll hear the tale, a tale of a fateful website.
That started out at only 5000 k's, aboard the mighty internet.
The Chief was a brave webmaster,
the posters brave and sure.
Everyone thought things went well because the site was pure.... the site was pure.
Then one day some Trolls came by and flamed everyone in sight.
By bringing up subject likes Rabbi Kahane and racial slurs... the website seemed to be lost.... the website seemed to be lost.
Then one day the Chief created a place for these flames to be stored.
They would be there until they were deleted, so they'd bother no one no more.
There in the GARBAGE DUMP!
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By Only Slight Changes on Tuesday, February 01, 2005 - 11:43 am:
(to the tune of "Kids")
Trolls!
I don't know what's wrong with these trolls today!
Trolls!
Who can understand anything they say?
Trolls!
They're all disobedient, disrespectful oafs!
Noisy, crazy, dirty, lazy, loafers
and while we're on the subject:
Trolls!
You can post and post till your face is blue!
Trolls!
But they still just do what they want to do!
Why can't they be like we are,
Perfect in every way?
What's the matter with trolls today?
By Thande on Tuesday, February 01, 2005 - 12:54 pm:
To the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies":
Come listen to a story 'bout a man named Phil,
Who wrote a book with which nits he'd fill,
And founded a Guild where all could fit,
Until they got a website which they called Nit!
Central, THAT IS... Brash Reflections. Bulletin Board.
And everything was going pretty fine,
From Tee-Oh-Ess to Dee-Ess-Nine,
But before you could blink, what did you see,
But the site collapsing and erasing Tee!
En-Gee, THAT IS... The Next Generation.
Still every'thing got back into place,
Receiving posts from all the human race,
With 10 foot tall giant ape things too,
Klingon tacos, and redshirts' due!
-Ty, THAT IS... to die repeatedly.
Now everything's going great and grand,
As all the trolls have just been banned,
And as for Phil - well, what has he done?
Wrote another book - and it's called the Son!
Wind, and the Reign, THAT IS... buy it now!
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By ScottN, who drew a blank for some reason on Tuesday, February 01, 2005 - 01:59 pm:
To the tune of "Feelings"
Tacos...
Nothing more than tacos...
Trying to eat those Martok's tacos!
Klingons...
Making all those recipes...
Making all those tacos... tacos for me!
Tacos
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Tacos...
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Tacos...
Tacos just for me!
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By Snick on Tuesday, February 01, 2005 - 02:29 pm:
Dangit, Scott, now you've got me hungry for targ meat.
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By ScottN on Tuesday, February 01, 2005 - 03:16 pm:
To the tune of "War!"
Trolls!
What are they good for?
Absolutely nothing!
HUNH!
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Where's the rest of them?
Geez, Scott, gimme a minute or 2.
No!
(to the "tune" of "The Ninja Rap")
YO! It’s the mod machine -- Gonna rock the site without bein’ seen
Have you ever seen a Roving Mod get down? -- Slammin’ Jammin’ to the NitC sound
Yeah, everybody let’s move -- Butch is here with the New Post Groove
Gonna rock, and roll this place -- With the power of the Butch K bass
Nitman, ya know I’m not playin’ -- Devastate the show while the mods are sayin:
Chorus:
Butch the, Butch the, K! Butch the, Butch the, K!
GO GO GO
Go Butch K, Go Butch K, GO; Go Butch K, Go Butch K, GO!
Go Butch K, Go Butch K. GO; Go Butch K, Go Butch K, GO!
GO GO GO GO
Trollies, you better run and hide -- Because one day you might not slide
Choose your flame but don’t you bump -- Butch’s in control with the power of the Gar Dump
Rockin’ the crowd the way it should be rocked -- With the NitC drop that you like alot
Hittin like a Roving Mod when the posts kick in -- You better check your Last Day
The power of the K Man is strong -- Fightin’ all the trolls until they’re all out cold
chorus
ANONYMOUS HYMN
It's such a pain
for "Anonymous" to post about Rabbi Kahane
without a single wane.
What has this guy to gain
to be such a bane?
Is "Annonymous" insane?
CHORUS:
No more Kahane please.
What part of "NO" don't you understand?
If you fail to understand our message
Don't be afraid to ask for a helping hand.
Kahane is pronounced "ka-hay-nee"
Who's Kahane-zany? WE'RE Kahane-zany!
I post this only out of modesty. The "Butch the K Man Rap" was written about me, not by me.
RE: Snick...Back to the ol' drawing board for me!
I believe it's pronounced "ka-ha-nee".
ANONYMOUS HYMN...(REVISED)
Is Anonymous zany
for posting about Kahane?
We tell him "STOP", but he still posts many.
He even posts when it's rainy.
CHORUS:
No more Kahane please.
What part of "NO" don't you understand?
If you fail to understand our message
Don't be afraid to ask for a helping hand.
Better, Snick?
Oh, great!
She says, "Ka-hay-nee"
He says, "Ka-ha-nee"
Ka-hay-nee
Ka-ha-nee
LET'S CALL THE WHOLE THING OFF!
Here is a site with the lyrics to
"Barefootin'", by Pete Townshend.
I don't know that I should put the lyrics here, I'm sure it's copyrighted. But I hope somebody can come up with lyrics to a song called "Nitpickin'" to the tune of "Barefootin'".
http://search.able2know.com/About/12584.html
THE NITPICKER
(To the tune of "The Wanderer", originally by Dion and the Belmonts)
Oh, I'm the type of guy who watches my T.V.
With an eagle eye for noncontinuity,
Every single spoken word and the smallest little prop,
If something seems amiss I'll blow the whistle like a cop
They call me the nitpicker, yeah, the nitpicker,
I point out the flubs, the flubs, the flubs
It all started with the guides and like a snowball it then grew,
Now there's a whole group of us online with nothing better to do,
Movies, books, and comics, even the lyrics to songs,
Perhaps the funny farm is where we all belong
They call me the nitpicker, yeah, the nitpicker,
I point out the flubs, the flubs, the flubs
People they make these works of art,
All we can do is spot their flaws,
I think if I were them,
I'd want to come to my front door and bust my jaw
Now every single program that falls under my gaze,
From the nightly news to reruns of Happy Days,
Anything I notice that just doesn't seem quite right,
Sends me running to log on to the nitcentral site
They call me the nitpciker, yeah, the nitpicker,
I point out the flubs, the flubs, the flubs
That's brilliant!
Danke schon, Thande.
Yet another Anonymous Hymn
VERSE 1
Sometimes he's Mike, sometimes he's Will,
and sometimes times he's Doug or AnonyMatt.
Other times he's Norbert, other times he's The Authentic Fan,
and sometimes he's some other fake name like that.
Depsite what his real name is, or where he lives in this land
What I want to know is:
What part of "NO" don't you understand?
CHORUS
No more meaningless or duplicate posts
We've tried our best to be hospitable hosts.
So whether you're at home or on the sand
What I want to know is:
What part of "NO" don't you understand?
VERSE 2
Whether it be Rabbi Kahane or comparisons to "Voyager" or something in Russian.
Whether it be William Shatner on returning to Star Trek or any other pointless discussion.
It seems to me, you need a helping hand.
Otherwise, I wouldn't be asking you:
"What part of "NO" don't you understand?"
(Repeat chorus)
Nice John, but when has he done anything in Russian?
Thande: I couldn't think of anything else off-hand that rhymed with "Discussion"
The Nitpicker's Guild
FRENCH: la guilde des nitpicker
DUTCH: nitpicker gilde
GERMAN: Zunft der nitpickers
ITALIAN: cooperativa dei nitpicker
SPANISH: gremio de los nitpicker
Good excuse... but how about 'His posts need flushin'!' or '[something] rushin'' or '[something] cushion'? I'm SURE you can find a way to get one of those in there. ;)
Oh...very well..
VERSE 2 - revised
Whether it be Rabbi Kahane, comparisons to Voyager or a subject than needs flushin'.
Whether it be William Shatner on returning to Star Trek or any other pointless discussion.
It seems to me, you need a helping hand.
Otherwise, I wouldn't be asking you:
"What part of "NO" don't you understand?"
CHORUS
There ya' go! 
Much obliged.
The Ballad of John A. Lang
We get a bang
out of John A. Lang
and his jokes, posts & nits.
He posts ten times a day
He blows us all away
with his quipping that never quits.
He loves Deanna Troi-
she brings him much joy
He likes her because she's so fine.
But if you mention any lust
about her nice butt or bust
He reminds us "Hands off! She's Mine!"
He brought us the "Scpipts"
When it should have been "scripts"
something that Roddenberry should have seen.
Let's hear it for John A. Lang
for whom the church bells rang
to announce he's peachy keen!
Following on from Todd Pence's piece, here is "I'm a Nitpicker" to the tune of Elvis' recently rediscovered single "I'm a Roustabout":
They write it up,
I knock it down,
They ignore continuity,
Which gives me a frown.
They put it on the screen,
Flubs make me go green,
But it's still there,
And I can't get mad,
'Cause I'm a Nitpicker.
Bring in new races,
But same old ships,
Between shots the level changes,
Of drink at their lips.
Wimping up the Borg,
Throwing in a Warg,
But it's still there,
And I can't get mad,
'Cause I'm a Nitpicker.
All day and night all they think about is cost,
As far as they're concerned the vision can get lost!
Cancelled show,
In the red,
Better still,
Stay in bed.
Want to get them here,
Yell it in their ear,
But it's still there.
And I can't get mad,
'Cause I'm a Nitpicker.
(Refrain, etc.)
Actually, come to think of it, that's also ended up as an anti-Enterprise rant...oh well, there are only so many words that rhyme with 'continuity'...
"I'm A Nitpicker & I'm OK"
(Sung to: "I'm A Lumberjack & I'm OK"...AS IF I needed to tell you that!)
Man: I'm a Nitpicker and I'm OK
I sleep all night & I nitpick all day
Men's choir: He's a Nitpicker and he's OK
He sleeps all night & nitpicks all day.
Man: I post lots of nits, make lots of jokes, I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping, and have buttered scones with tea.
Men's choir: He posts lots of nits, make lots of jokes, He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping, and has buttered scones with tea.
Man: I nitpick the other nitpickers, I crack lots of quips, I'm always on-line.
My phone bill is astronomic at 88.99
Men's Choir: He nitpicks the other nitpickers, he cracks lots of quips, he's always on-line.
His phone bill is astronoic at 88.99
Man: I'm either in my pajamas, in my uniform or in the nude.
I'm always careful what I post, cuz' I don't want to be considered rude.
Men's choir: He's either in his pajamas, in his uniform or in the nude.
He's always careful what he posts, cuz' he doesn't want to be considered rude.
John,
in the translation for Phil's guide, Nitpicker has been translated as Beckmesser in German (from the opera "Die Meistersinger von Nuernberg", where a character apparently nitpicks all the time.) Just so you know
Hoping he'll do the translated version from "Monty Python Fliegender Zirkus" next, eh Constanze?
We didn't start the fire! It was always burning since the world's been turning.
Luigi Novi
John A. Lang
Tom Vane and
Gen'ral Chang
AnonyMatt
And Merat
Blue Berryio
Thande ScottN
Harvey Kitzman
Nitpicking
Television
Snick Sarcasm
Callie KAsM
Rona gripes
John-Boy snipes
Endless boring flame-wars
We can't take it anymore!
We didn't start the flamewar...
Oh Nitcentral!
How do you know it is a take off of Oklahoma! not Oh, Calcutta!
(I'd rather see ScottN and Luigi dancing to "The Farmers and the Cowboys should be friends" instead of seeing them naked in the last act.)
(The "" indicates sarcasm sometimes, but I realy don't want to see ScottN and Luigi naked. Really, reallllly, reallllllly. OK guys?)
I don't think you stand alone there BB!
BTW- I am pleased that I have given another vent for John's warped mind.
I myself prefer the Weird Al style parodies to original tunes (I'm hopeless at composition), but to each his own.
Spambot Song (Sung to "Freres Jacques")
Spambot, Spambot
Go away! Go away!
We don't want your pesky links
And your "happy messages" really stinks
Log off now! Log off now!
Benn's Song
Oh Benn, you have been
a great Nitpicker here at NitC.
But you left due to a flame
so you're not to blame
for leaving NitC eternally.
Oh, Gentle Benn
Grim Reaper on the Day the Music Died
Live long and prosper
There will be a void here at NitC
Now that you've goodbye'd