Well here we all are, the new song board here because of "Popular" demand! Write up all your new songs here, and near the end of the board I'll attempt again to do a voting (Sorta) system (Sorta) I hope you enjoy the new board!
Hello.
Hi.
Greetings.
WAZZZUP!!!
Howdy, dudes & dudettes. Howzit hangin'?
Ok . . .well I'm ready and wanting to see your songs! Here's one to get the ball rolling:
Umm, maybe not, I' can't think of any lines for the song. Or a title when I think about it. Anyway what we're doing is the same as the last board. You write down your song, and you then give it a title and write the title underneath it (Or above) and once the board reaches c. 80K then Well start voting on our favourite song. Got that? 
Firstly, I apologise to Brian Webber. I'm not conveying my personal opinion, but what seems to be the general consensus at LICC.
"WE ARE MEMBERS OF THE LICC"
We are members of the LICC
But we don't post on Greymoran
It's not that we find it sick
We just think it's rather borin'.
When we wake we connect to the Internet
And we stay on-line all day!
And though Phil is the host he's not known to post
So when he's away we mice can play!
Hooray! Hooray!
When we wake we connect
Hooray! Hooray!
To the Internet
And we stay on-line, stay on-line all day!
We are members of the LICC
But we don't post on Greymoran
It's not that we find it sick
We just think it's rather borin'.
We don't post on Greymoran!
We think it's rather borin'!
It's not that we find it sick
We're members of the LICC!
One song already, and by Padawan as well, who would have guessed!
Rollin', Rollin' Rollin'
Keep that Kiehart movin'
His hide
Don't try to understand him
Just humiliate, shoot and strand him
Soon he'll be clutchin' at his side
Head him up, shoot him down
Head him up, shoot him down
His hide!
Padawan Likes Pokemon
(To be sung quickly)
Padawan likes Pokemon
I think this is a lie,
Padawan like Pokemon
My, My, myyyy
Padawan is a pokemon,
Well, some would say he is,
Padawan is a Pokemon,
'Cos his brain went fizz,
Padawan collects Poke . . .
Poke, Poke Mon . . .
Padawan like Poke . . .
So doe's his wife and son (Eh?)
Padawan if you catch me,
I'll shurely be destroyed . .
Paddy if you catch me . .
And . . . nope, out of lines!
RED GUY!!!!!!!!!!!
Ehhh, mmm, he did it!
No I didn't!
Yes I did!
Ummm, okay I wrote that song (Duh!) but it is true, you know too much about . . .you know what . . . .
3 songs in 4 days, well, today has only just started . . .
. . .And Just Finished
Red Guy, red Guy. Red Guy
My name is the Red Guy,
I post after Posts,
Some would say that I'm shy,
An d some would say I Boasts,
I'm not a pal of Grammer,
As you might 'ov just seen,
Some would say I hammer,
And Rebel against Queen, (The Band that is)
My name is Red Guy, red Guy. Red Guy
Redding is my game,
Red Guy, red Guy. Red Guy
That isn't my real name
I created Nitcentral Singles,
I created Lightning & Thunder,
I prefer to eat Pringles,
Than to Golden Wondor
My name is Red Guy, red Guy. Red Guy
Redding is my name,
Red Guy, red Guy. Red Guy
Anoying is my gain . . . .
(Fade out of 'Red Guy, red Guy. Red Guy)
Reddo the red guy likes Pokemon
The news was all over the town
I don't know where you get your ideas
The Red Guy said with a frown.
Reddo the red guy likes Pokemon
The news was all over the place
"I don't, you hear me!" the red guy exclaimed
And quite red indeed was his face.
"It's not me who likes that unspeakable show!
It's you" he said to Paddy.
"You know too much about it, you've shown it!"
And I said "Listen up, laddy!"
"How do you know I'm not making it up?"
I said with a smirk on my face.
"Because I know, too, and... um, er"
Red guy said, clearly put in his place.
So as you can see, the red guy likes Pokemon
And ones, when his house I did visit
I saw a picture of Pikachu...
Well, I think it was Pikachu, is it?
(I wouldn't know about these things, I'm NOT a Pokefan...)
Here's a remake of your old song:
You are Poke-fan!
For you yourself has said it
And it's greatly to your credit
you are a Poke-fan!
For you yourself has said it
And it's greatly to your credit
That your a Poke-fan!
That your a Poke-fan!
For you could have written PikaQ
Or tried your hand at a Mewtwo
But instead (Not) Old DC Fan!
But instead (Not) Old DC Fan!
For in spite of all temptation
To like that animation (Classes you went to)
Your still a Poke-fan!
Your still a Poke-fan!
Yes, in spite of all temptation
To like that animation (Class)
Your still a Poke-fan!
your still no-ho-hot a Po-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ke-fan!
Well, that was rubbish if ever I saw/heard/re-wrote it. How did I start this whole Johnny likes Pokemon thing in the end? Oh yeah, 'cos I thought you knew to much. well, I might as well shut up about the whole 'Johnny likes Pokemon thing.
You sure should. And it's Paddy here, right? I call you the Red Guy.
Here's a song the Bad Singers made about BladeWolf...
BladeWolf can be really cool
his fur is long and scraggly,
and if you scratch behind his ears
his long hairy tail he'll waggly!
Really he is just a man
and not a wolf or dog,
although when you steal his soup
he'll whack you with a log!
But he is quite a nice guy
and very literate too,
but be sure to hide your doggy treats
or all of them he'll chew!
YAAAAYYYYYYYY BLADEWOLF
Where did you get that B.S. song Paddy?
Roll Call 2. I'm NOT the bad singers. And BS is a bad abbreviation!
Originally posted on The Frank-spiracy.
It's Franky
Who walks down stairs, alone or in pairs, and makes a Frankety sound.
A name, a name, a marvelous name, and everyone knows it's Franky.
It's Franky! It's Franky! For fun it's a wonderful prank!
It's Franky! It's Franky! It's fun for a Frank or a Frank.
Interesting, most of the songs here can all be sung to the same rythem!
They can be sung to the Slinky theme song???
How does that go?
Well, I can't write music & I'm not sure I can describe it, but the song goes something like
What goes down stairs, alone or in pairs, and makes a slinkety sound.
A toy, a toy, a marvelous toy, and everyone knows it's Slinky.
It's Slinky! It's Slinky! For fun it's a wonderful toy!
It's Slinky! It's Slinky! It's fun for a girl or a boy.
kind of a bouncing tune.
Yeah, that song about me? I'm plotting my revenge even as we speak! Beware the awesome vengeance of my alter-ego....Rappin' Papa Smurf! Mmwwwhhhhaaaa!!
Btw....nice one, KAM!
Thanks.
Ahh, yes I think I remember hearing it in the local Model/toy shop. But it's not as Good as
Here they Come!
Padawan should be able to tell you the rest.
Okay, this one is called ""Sprinkle Boy"
da-da-dada-da-da-da-Da-Da!
Here he comes!
Sprinkle Boy
He dosen't use guns
Sprinkle Boy
He puts the Flavours on Donuts.
SPRINKLE BOY!
He'll sometimes go nuts
Sprinkle-Sprinkle-SprinkleBoy!
He's so coool,
He left his schoool
He put's the flavours on Donuts
He sometimes goes nuts
Sprinkle-Sprinkle-SprinkleBoy!
He likes the Jam ones,
He prefers them to Buns,
He put's the Flavours on Donuts,
He sometimes goes nuts,
Sprinkle-Sprinkle-SprinkleBoy!
Yeah!
I've got a challenge 4 ya....how's about writing one set to the theme of `The Monkees'? Meanwhile, I'm still working on my revenge piece about the Bad Singers, but here's a taste of my latest song (remember; its rapping, not singing):
I am a man on a mission
I love baseball, but I'm not fond of fishin'
Pitcher is my favorite position
But please remember....
.
.
.
.
NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!
KAM is a crazy fella
he so much likes to draw,
he forgets to eat sometimes
even his cole slaw!
He likes to post so many times
and as so many folks
he even posts as girls sometimes
and writes some lousy jokes! :-)
He made so many storylines
and since some were done without,
he got so mad and angry
of LICC he did get out.
But he's a very nice guy now
a dog he'll never attack,
and if we ask him nicely
KAM won't you please come back?
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY KAM!
I...think...I...know...who....Bad...Singers'...Author...is!
Who?
Jake Dominquez!
It's with a "g". And why do you think that, Anonymous?
They are not Mark Morgan
They are not called Jake...
I....can't....say....why....J....D....that....would....tell....you...who...I...am!
You're Obsy aren't you, Anonymous? No, wait, he could spell his name right. Maybe it was a ruse. Maybe you're the Red Guy?
MMMMwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaa!!! WRONG, Padawan! You'll never guess my true identity!
Hello Nitcentral, I'm back again! (Dread appears as people jump off large buildings) I've had the cold for the last few days and haven't been able to go on-line. But I'm fit and ready to . . .run! (More people jump off buildings) Anyway, now to answer the questions, no Paddy, I was not Anonymous and now I'd like to ask some question of my own. Why do all bad Singers songs end in YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY "Insert name of person who song is about"? I sthere a reason for this? And how come no-one comments on any of my songs? I feel so . . . . Ignored!
Well,Reddy, I don't comment, because I don't want your head to get any more swelled than it already is! Lets just say I like you a lot better than Bad Singers, and not just because you didn't do a song about me. Gggrrr!!
BTW, I don't think JD is Bad Singers.
Why is that, BladeWolf?
And why do you prefer Redsy to the Bad Singers?
Paddy, you're still up? Want to chat for a minute?
Oops! That should have gone on the PestiChat bookings board. Sorry folks!
Yeah!
Curious about why I like Redsy better, eh, Padawan? Is that because YOU'RE BAD SINGERS?! Nah....just kidding!
Hmm, well it is possible, you don't ever see Padawan and the 'Bad Singers' together?! well, actully, you do . . .quite often . . . almost all the time . . . Okay, I'm wrong 
MAYBE, just maybe, The Red Guy and Bad Singers are the same person, and he'll pulling all our legs! (I liked B.S.' (right abbreviation for him or her, ain't it?) song about KAM, by the way.... )
I've decided to trash the Rappin' Papa Smurf piece. What I had so far was only so-so, and I haven't had the time to finish it.....
By the way, I don't think Redsy and Bad Singers are\is the same person, but its worth a shot....
FTR, I'm not the Bad Singers.
The bad singers are so Bad
And also they are singers
And for Red Guy and JD
They clearly are dead-ringers!
They always sing when you don't expect
And catch you by surprise
They'll never tell you who they are
They're always in disguise
They perform for very little
They beg for money in the streets
But if you give them nickels and dimes
They'll go and get some sweets!
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BAD SINGERS!
LICC is a real great board
written by real smart folks,
it used to be goofier
with lots of crazy jokes!
First off there was Frangelica
and Tacoman, Tacquitoboy too,
Ze French Knight was there as well
Furby, Darth Armus boo-hoo!
They all decided to form a league
and Taco built a ship,
to carry all the heroes around
on a really crazy trip!
Pretty soon though things got tense
the silly posters wanted them out,
and so they got their very own board
to write in and to flout!
They had a bunch of adventures,
and soon new heroes joined in,
Q got them to jump through hoops
but in the end they did win!
They got a new art gallery
actually two or three,
many many discussion boards
and a board "Who's he?"
Then came the big bang
in Nitcentral's server core,
things were looking really bad
was LICC out the door?
However everything came back
in LICC 2,
they wrote some neat new stories
and some new characters too!
Now everything's fine and dandy
and the Archive site is cool,
everyone has a real good time
let's all jump in the pool!
YAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LICC!!!
I am Not the Bad Singers for a start I don't finish my songs with YAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! I finish mine with different things all the time. Oh and Paddy, why did you call me a 'Dead Ringer'? apart from that (and including that) I liked the song. Same goes for the last Bad Singers song. YAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
They call themselves the Singers,
The Singers Baaad,
They are the Singers,
They are quite maaad,
They write songs,
about aaall of us,
They'll post them write up here,
With not a drop of fear,
Sometimes we'll laugh,
Sometimes we'll cry,
And at the end of the song we ask, why, why whyyyy
Some glee at the bad singers
Some think they're awfully rude,
But that is really a shock,
As they don't ever mock!
Their song finishes in YAAYYY!
They write one every day,
We don't don't know who they are,
They might come from afar
We don't know their name,
Their game,
or their Aim,
All, we know is N'uthing,
But we really should know sumthing'
YAAAAAYYYYYYY BAD SINGERS!
There is a Singer who is Bad
If he lives in Florida, I bet his name is Chad
He sings just awful; wonder if he's trying to make us mad?
I've figured out his problem, his tet a tet
He was probably kicked out of a Barbershop Quartet!
(Of course, that's assuming Bad Singers is a `he'....)
I'm betting that was Reddo.
I was talkimg about the song about the Bad Singers, not BF's one!
That makes two of us, Pushy P!
(I know that Rappin' Papa Smurf one was awful, btw...I wrote it on the fly....)
And Anonymous must be Caractacus! Look at the evil laugh!
MMMMwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaa!!! WRONG AGAIN, Padawan! You'll never guess my true identity!
Oh so many, so many different Laughs!
Muhahahahahahahah!
MMMMwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaa!!!
HAHAHAHAH!
How many are there!
Love, exciting for a Gnu
Buy a shovel...we're expecting poo!
The Love Goat! Soon he'll be eating another ton!
Come along with some food, or he'll be eating at your pants!
Oh, my! what's that you say? he changed his name again! to what? Paddy! I don't really belive it! first Padawan, then what you know!
Oh, my, head swelling, the Red guy as well, I don't know!
A song board what will they think of next!
the Intwernet you say, the internet!
The Red Guy is a goofy kid
From most other posters he's far
He loves to muck about with his train set
And drive his very own car!
He doesn't salute to the Stars and Stripes
But to the Union Jack
He was away for quite a while
But eventually he has come back!
He likes to post on Phantom Returns
And also play tennis and fence
He even writes songs for Nitcentral Singles
But admits they don't make "sence"...
SPIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFING RED GUY!
Red Guy, you're a fencer? Which weapon? I favor saber, myself!
Salute the Union Jack? Come on Padawan, you and I know that I only salute the Scottish flag 95% of the time! And I don't drive a car, how could I? I'm not even 16! And yeah, I know that it's you who wrote the song Paddy, Spiffing? Who else
And yes, I do fence, foil and I play tennis you're also right about that. Has anyone got a favourite, I don't.
Yes, you're not sixteen, you're only... TWELVE! Muhahahhahhahahahahahha!
So . . .
Yes I am the Geufy Singers but Red Guy seems to be "Anonymous but not Bad Singers".
BTW, the red guy? Shouldn't you be saluting Saint George's Cross then? Oh wait, I suppose you'd have to be the red and white guy for that. But then, red and white is pink.
Riight....sounds like something Redsy would post....
I was the `Anonymous' who was torturing Paddy, but I didn't make any of the other Anonymous posts....Basically, I was `Anonymous', starting with `I...think...I...know...who....Bad...Singers'...Author...is!', but I didn't post any songs under that name. (Paddy, keep quiet about who I am, please)
Oh, before I forget:
MMMMwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaa!!! You'll never guess my true identity,Red Guy! (If I can't pick on Pushy P, anymore, why not someone else?)
Ehhh, I know nothing about you, don't really care, I just want to find out about who the bad singers are and . .write some songs up here. So knowing that I'm not interested in who you are then you might as well tell me . . . . .
I tell you what...you tell me who you really are, and I'll you who I am....maybe!
I like to play in sand, the way it feels `tween my toes.
I like to swim in the ocean, but I hate water up my nose.
Oh, I walked on the beaches, in the sand and silt
But I'm afraid of Scotsmen, `cause I know what they wear under their kilts!
Well, then give me a reason why I should know who you are, and I think there are quite a lot of Scotsmen here at Nitcentral so watch what your saying!
Its a joke, Redsy! I saw Mel Gibson talk about kilts on the Tonight Show when he was doing `Braveheart'! Sheesh! Can't you take a joke?!
Sorry if that offended you...or anyone else.
A question, why do you always post twice more or less saying the same ol' thing? Not saying of course that I don't do that.
Oh to Padawan
by
The Red Guy
Now Paddy he's a fellow,
A fellow, he is quite
His family aren't yellow,
And weight-wise he is light,
He likes to go Nit-picking
He finds it very nice!
He sometimes goes looking
For his dinner, (Curry and rice!)
He has an E-mail add-ress
He also knows some freinds,
He knows everyone and the rest'
He found them through a lens,
(Note: He dosen't wear glasses)
Anyway I know this paddy,
And it's he who knows me too,
He IS quite a fine laddy,
And I'm going right the noo.
Well, to start off the voting on best song awards I have scribbbled down a list of the songs (I don't think I have missed any but tell me if I have.
Padawan
'We are the members of the LICC'
Webber's best buddy
'Webber's best Buddy'
The Red Guy
'Padawan likes Pokemon'
The Red Guy
'Red guy, red guy, Red Guy'
Padawan
'The Red Guy likes Pokemon'
The Red Guy
'You are a Pokemon fan'
The Bad Singers
'Bladewolf'
KAM
'It's Franky!'
Sprinkle Boy
'Sprinkle Boy'
Rappin' papa Smurf
'NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!'
Bad Singers
'The KAM song'
Padawan
'YAYYYYY BAD SINGERS!'
Bad Singers
'YAYYYYY LICC!'
Anonymous But Not the Bad singers
'YAAYYYYY BAD SINGERS!'
The Long-Awaited Return of Rappin Papa Smurf! You may all stop crying now
'Untitled'
Geufy Singers (Probably Paddy)
'SPIIIFFFFING RED GUY!'
The Red Guy
'Oh to Padawan'
I said I was the Geufy Singers, Reddo! And are you "Anonymous but not the Bad Singers"?
And if you're still here, meet me in PestiChat!
Yeah, I was that person and now that it's tomorrow I am NOT at Pestichat as I don't know if anyone is there.
I was that person and I am not at Pestichat as it it now 'Tomorrow'
Hmm, wel to start off the voting I'm going with the Padawan Singer's hit 'SPIIFFIING RED GUY!'
Its Webber's bestest buddy, not `best buddy', and the song title is `Kiehart's Theme, or His Hide'.
(Yes, I was the one who posted that song)
Come and listen to my story `bout a man(?) called Bad Singers
A poor troubador, barely humored anyone with his zingers
One day while he was in a good mood, someone came along and said `whassup, dude'!
Said in the asylum is the place you ought to be, so he loaded up his truck and gave into insanity!
Okay, ingoring Dr. Blues post, sorry for doing that mistake B.F. and what does that stand for anyway?
B.F.? Those are my initials. B.F. = Brian Floyd.
You didn't like Dr. Blue's post? I thought it was.... interesting. Anyhow, I'm thinking of retiring as `Rappin' Papa Smurf'. I haven't been able to come up with any good song ideas lately.
But will someone please take up the challenge I made earlier and try to come up with a song using the theme to `The Monkees' as the base?!
Ah! I believe yon BF refers to what is colloquially known as a "filk." I shall endeavour to devise such a work.
Thats what I meant, a "filk", or a `Weird Al', if you will....
I tried my hand at it, but couldn't come up with anything...song writer's block, I guess....
I'm sorry, I don't write songs often, by the way, has anyone got a favourite song yet?
I rather like Bad Singers' "Ode to LICC".
WOO-HOO, a vote!
'SPIIIFFFFING RED GUY!'
WOO-HOO! Another!
So far . . .
SPIIIFFFFING RED GUY has two votes and
Ode to LICC has only one
Brian Webber with his crazy innovations
The regular posters need to take their medications
When they hear Webber's dirty exclaimations
There'll be trouble at LICC tonight!
BF: WE-BBERRRRRRRRRRRR!
I think I may have been premature in retiring as `Rappin' Papa Smurf'. Paddy's been getting on my nerves lately, and I need to vent....
Oh, he makes fun o' others to get his jollies
But, I wonder if he has dogs, and if they're Collies
He could've been Padatwo, but he's Padawan
If he was Jamaican, he'd be Padamon
Oh, he goes to school and does his homework
Bet he sets at his computer with a big ole smirk
He could've been Padatwo, but he's Padawan
If he was Mexican, he'd be Padajuan
(If he were Solo, he'd be Padahan)
I think I'll leave the song writing here to the *hahahahaha* experts....
JD knows one thing wrong with that song, and so does Reddo, and it could also be applied to them.
Whaddya expect? I've been up all night!! Maybe I'll try again after I get some sleep....
*Sigh* Okay, I'll bite. Mind explaining what's wrong with it, Pushy P? In my drowsy, half-asleep (soon to be fully asleep after I post this and cut off the computer) state, I don't see anything.
It's nothing you could have guessed, BF. Paddy here is home-schooled.
And Me!
Hello, I'm at Pestichat if you want to talk anyone
If I ever find a word that rhymes with `haggis', you're really gonna be in trouble! (Just kidding 
)
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Red Guy, you're homeschooled too? Padawan knows I was [I'm in university now], but it amuses me to discover how many of us there are out here in cyberspace, and how many find their way to Nitcentral.
I was homeschooled as well, 3rd grade, did 4th in public school and HS'ed again from 5th grade to my senior year, and graduated in Independent Study. It certainly appears homeschool is becoming more and more accepted these days.
Well, it is a bit of a late reply but yes I am taught at home, and I'm suprised that you lot were as well, that four people who have posted at Nitcentral who have been taught at home does anyone know of any others?
Hmm, well since there have hardly been any votes and the board has been emptying during the last few weeks I don't think we should have a new board now.
Oh... might I add I have got a dog and he is quarter (or something) collie.
And please, no more Scottish stereotyping. That stuff really annoys me. Why do you think I didn't say where I live sooner???
Paddy, how about we have a new board soon . . . that might start to bring the crowds in, to know that we're still here
Three more Bad Singers songs from around the place...
KC is a Tiger Gal
She has quite a life,
writing new posts every week
she causes lots of strife!
Her other name is Khistra
Khistra of the Woods,
She has a MASSIVE pet
around him no one's stood!
But she likes to stay secret
as secret as can be,
if you want to know who she is
Tough! She ain't me!!!
YAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY KC!!!!!
Adon is a real cool guy
He's great to have around
He can be funny, can be serious
He's smiled and he has frowned!
He has lots of near Wanderer abilities
Like becoming Metallic Adon
It's good for when he has to face a villain
Someone to use his blade on!
He hasn't had very many storylines
And most of them have gone wrong
But if they're ever spoiled he won't complain
Or yell and beat a gong!
YAYYYYYYYYYY ADON!!!!!!!!
Webber writes for other folks
he is so carefree,
he does it just for sake of plot
and sings "Louie, Louie!"
Watch out when you write someone
new or someone old,
Webber will post as that guy
in this way he's so bold!
Maybe he thinks it's funny
or it's just so fun,
but it gets on people's nerves
and it makes our nose run!
But Webber's not all that bad
he takes an active part,
and we can get our revenge
then by bashing Kiehart!
YAYYYYYYYYYYYY WEBBER!!!!!
Padawan (Knowing that you're the only one here at the moment) - How about we get nitcentral singles 1, nitcentral singles 2 and nitcentral singles 3 (If there's going to be one) moved to the new music board?
Good IDA.
Note, that's not a typo. It's prounced "Good I-D-A"... i-de-a.
So, how are we going to get it moved? asking both of the moderator's?
And maybe when it's moved, we could release Nitcentral Singles 3!
Sorry, moderators
Moderators can only move boards within the confines of their topics. I think only Phil could move the Nitcentral Singles boards from The Kitchen Sink to Music. Sorry.
Oh well.
Maybe we could try and arrange something with Phil, OK Paddy?
Us??? Contact the BIG CHEESE??? Reddo, are you serious?
(Shrug) Well, it's up too you as well
Okay, for those of you who can be bothered to know, the next Nitcentral Singles board is up and running at the new music board
Be Seeing you! ;)
Thanx for the warning.
Hope to see you there you lot!
This is False Advertisement...
I thought this was the board for single Nitpickers to meet the love of their life, people who wouldn't mind being in a relationship with detail focused people.