These jokes are from the original What Do the Borg Sing? board that used to be in the Voyager Sink.

By BrianB on Sunday, August 15, 1999 - 03:48 pm:

This question was inspired in the Show Board topic "Someone To Watch Over Me" after Seven of Nine spewed technobabble why she had a flawless singing voice. If I asked it there and expected answers, it would get completely off topic.
So if the Borg had a cyber-natural talent for singing, what would they sing?

One that comes to mind is "We are the Borg, We are the children..."
Or "The Borg are back in town, Borg are back in town, Borg are back in town..."
Or, I can't even remember the original title & lyrics but, "We are Borg, we are Borg, we are no one to ignore..."
Or finally, here's a doozy, "Me and You and a Borg named Hugh..."
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By Matthew Patterson (Mpatterson) on Sunday, August 15, 1999 - 04:08 pm:

Possibly Borg to be wild or I metHugh before the fall of Rome
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By Callie Sullivan on Sunday, August 15, 1999 - 04:46 pm:

"I was Borg under a wand'rin' star"?

"I'll be seeing Hugh in all the old familiar places"?

(Stand back everyone and wait til KAM finds this page!)
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By M. Jenkins on Sunday, August 15, 1999 - 07:30 pm:

Too true, Callie! Keith'll have a blast with this page...

Wish I could think of one, but not at the moment...ah well.
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By multi-midichlorians on Sunday, August 15, 1999 - 07:39 pm:

Please forgive me, but I couldn't resist.

I choose to start this song... now.

In the Delta Quadrant...

(Sung to the tune of 'In the Summer Time.')

In the Delta Quadrant where the weather is fine
There is something called trekking which is called a crime
On Voyager we go trekking, we go trekking all the time.
When the Borg attack and the Captain's away
We don't have to worry 'cause we have Chakotay
With him on Voyager we are going strong
We're being guided on a voyage seventy-five years long.

Sing it!

Well Janeway, Tuvok and Kim are on the planet below, hey!
They're being held hostage by an unfriendly foe.
We can't help them, the transporters won't work
Something in the atmosphere is keeping them burk.

In the Delta Quadrant...
In the Delta Quadrant...
In the Delta Quadrant...
In the Delta Quadrant...

In the Delta Quadrant when the weather is fine
There is something called trekking which is called a crime.
On Voyager, we go trekking, we go trekking all the time.
We go cruising at warp 9.975!

Can I post my TNG song as well?

And all the trekkies say I'm pretty fly
For a Borg guy!
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By Bob Brehm on Sunday, August 15, 1999 - 08:44 pm:

How about the Borg's favorite wrestling entrance music "Borgstreet USA"
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By rachgd on Sunday, August 15, 1999 - 10:16 pm:

"Borgstreet's back, alright!" - Borgstreet Boys.

"Be my, be my Borg guy" - The Borg Queens.

"Hit me, Borg guy, one more time" - Borgney Spears. (Would someone please hit that girl, already?!)

"It had to be Hugh, It had to be Hugh,
We travelled around,
And the Enterprise found,
The Borg drone who..." Harry Collective, Jnr.

"Boom, boom, boom,
Let's go back to my cube,
So we can do it all night,
And you can assimilate right..." - The Borguanas

"I've been to the Collective Mind,
But I've never been to me..." - Borglene

We are family. The drones and the Borg Queen and we." The Hive (featuring Eight of Twelve)

"The answer, my friends, is assimilatin'. The answer is assimilatin'" - Borg Dylan.

"Come out, you human, don't let me wait,
You unevolved bipeds start much too late,
Sooner or later, it comes down to fate
We might as well get this done....
We show you perfection, don't let you stray,
Offer you the chance to be this way,
"Resistance is futile" - that's what we say,
Stop it with the so-called "fun"...
Well, only the surgically-enhanced rule the Galaxy!" - Borgy Joel.

"We've been to hive-minds that never shut down,
From the Delta Quadrant, to the Federation town,
But no matter how far or how wide we roam,
We still call our Rubik's cube home." - Peter Assimilatingallen.

"Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise,
Under Captain Kirk,
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
You think the Klingons are bad...the Borg are so much worse!" - The Firm Hand of Borg Tyrrany.
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By multi-midichlorians on Sunday, August 15, 1999 - 10:32 pm:

I've been out trekked!
Someone has a lot of time on thier hands!
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By multi-midichlorians on Sunday, August 15, 1999 - 10:44 pm:

Pretty fly for a Borg guy

Give it to me hughie (ahh ha, ahh ha!)
Give it to me hughie (ahh ha, ahh ha!)
Give it to me hughie (ahh ha, ahh ha!)
And all the trekkies say I'm pretty fly for a Borg guy.

This quadrant's had it's fare share of Borg drones in it's past.
But most of them don't want peace, they'd rather have that last.
But this guy Hugh's real kosher, he's not really that bad.
But we can't use him against the Borg, he'll know he's being had!

So how's he with you? Have you seen this Hugh?
Respects people's rights, does his own accounting too.
Unlike the other drones, he'll leave you in your homes!
Assimilate, assimilate!
This drone's a squeal, he has lots of appeal
To the human race, the human race!
Put on your latex suit, so that you really good and hey hey do that Borg Drone thing!
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By Matthew Patterson (Mpatterson) on Sunday, August 15, 1999 - 10:48 pm:

This is scary. It sounds like an ungodly hybrid of "Pretty Fly for a White Guy" and "Pretty Fly for a Rabbi" that got assimilated.
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By rachgd on Monday, August 16, 1999 - 12:14 am:

Incidentally, BrianB, did you mean "We are Borg, hear us roar, in numbers too big to ignore...We are strong...we are invincible...we are Boooorg!!!"?
'Cause that'd be cool.
Don't think I recognise the song you're on about, otherwise.

P.S. Multi-midichlorians - I do not have too much time on my hands...just a "Best of the 60's 70's and 80's" CD box set.
Kidding. I do this stuff at work, actually.
Don't tell my boss, okay?
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By BrianB on Monday, August 16, 1999 - 01:37 am:

rachgd, I don't know which song I ripped off, but it's a tune I can't get out of my head (We are [something], We are [something],
We are [something something something]). But I like your I Am Woman idea. How about "We are Borg, Hear us drone, In numbers greater than alone... We are One, We are the Collective Hive, We are Huuuuuuuugh..."
The rest of you, did you think these off the top of your heads or were these gathering dust in your home computers? These are GREAT and we haven't even heard from KAM yet. Not only have you come up with one-liners, you've posted lyrics.
multi-midiclorians, you/me/we may think we have a lot of time on our hands but take comfort in the notion that there's always somebody else who has more time than any of us Nitpickers.
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By ScottN on Monday, August 16, 1999 - 01:52 am:

Borg free... As free as the cube goes!

People of the world, Borg up your life!

Borg in the USA!

There's assimilation happenin' here! Resistance ain't exactly clear! There's a Borg with a cube over there, tellin' me I've got to beware...
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By multi-midichlorians on Monday, August 16, 1999 - 06:24 am:

Woah, took that comment about too much time way out of context!
When it comes to Trek, no one can have too much time on their hands.

The 'Pretty Fly for a Borg guy' I wrote off the top of my head, using the lyrics for 'Pretty fly for a Rabbi'

'In the Delta Quadrant' was written by me a couple of years ago, and is actually on my website.

welcome.to/galactic_handbook

This page idea is good fun.
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By multi-midichlorians on Monday, August 16, 1999 - 06:36 am:

Borg Cubes Rock!

Written to the tune of 'Cleveland Rocks', sung by the Presidents of the United States of America, as heard on the Drew Carey Show.

Three four!
Three four!
Three four!
Three four!

The collective is calling me!
Away from where we are from!
Unity's a cool attitude!
It is where we belong!

All the borg drones taking us from our homes
Are saying Borg cubes rock! Borg cubes rock!
Resistance teams are loosing all their dreams
Saying Borg cubes rock! Borg cubes rock!
Borg cubes rocks! Borg cubes rocks!
Borg cubes rocks! Borg cubes rocks!

They have implants but they don't care
They've got no worries too.
They'll accept anyone,
As long as they benefit too!

It's something people hate, but than it's too late
Saying Borg Cubes rocks! Borg cubes rocks!
Your mind melts away, assimilate you say!
Saying Borg cube rocks! Borg cube rocks!

I am a Borg drone, it's all I do!
Resistance is futile you'll be one too!
Your designation now is 1 of 2.
So Borg cubes they do rock.
Say Borg cubes they do rock!
Borg cube rocks! Borg cube rocks!
Borg cube rocks! Borg cube rocks!
Borg cube rocks! Borg cube rocks!
Borg cube rocks! Borg cube rocks!
Borg cube rocks! Borg cube rocks!
Borg cube rocks! Borg cube rocks!

etc...

Delta Quadrant!

I have time on my hands.
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By BrianB on Monday, August 16, 1999 - 07:27 am:

ScottN, Here's an extra line to "Borg Free".
"Borg Free, And life is worth assimilating. But only worth assimilating, Cause YOU'RE -- BORG -- FREEEEEEEE!"
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By multi-midichlorians on Monday, August 16, 1999 - 08:32 am:

Borg cube over Terran

Sung to the tune of The Drew Carey show theme, 'Moon over Parma'

Borg cube over Terran,
Assmilate tonight.
Borg cube's over Terran,
You equal our mass fright.
We will all fight while
Resistance is futile
Borg cube over Terran tonight!

By Keith Alan Morgan on Monday, August 16, 1999 - 09:13 am:

Much as I hate to disappoint two women at the same time, I'm sorry Callie & M., but funny song lyrics are not my strong suit. I have a lousy memory for lyrics and that makes it tough to parody them.

My big Borg song joke was Borg Free and ScottN already used it. (I'll get you Scott and your little N, too. Haaaa ha ha ha!)

That said, here are some pieces of Borg songs, that maybe someone can do more with.

(YMCA)
You'll find perfection in the B, O, R, G!

(In The Navy)
In the Borg Cube
for you will sail the galaxy!
We want you! We want you! We want you as the new recruit!

(Batman)
Nanananananananana Borg cube!

(The Monkees)
Well, here we come
across the galaxy
we get the funniest looks from
everyone we assimilate
Hey, hey we're the Borgies

Best I can do.
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By BrianB on Monday, August 16, 1999 - 10:02 am:

Cops theme:
"Bad Borg, Bad Borg, Whatcha gonna do, Whatcha gonna do when they assimilate you..."
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By ScottN on Monday, August 16, 1999 - 10:58 am:

Goldfinger theme:
BorgFINGER [do wee ooh], he's the drone with the nanoprobes!

We Will Rock You:
We will, we will assimilate you!
We will, we will assimilate you!

My Boyfriend's back:
My Borg friend's back and he's assimilating you,
hey la, hey la, my Borg friend's back.
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By JC on Monday, August 16, 1999 - 11:00 am:

Hughie Lewis and the Drones:

"I Want A New Queen"

"Hip To Be Cube"

"Doin' It All For The Collective"
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By ScottN on Monday, August 16, 1999 - 11:47 am:

Benny and the Jets:

He's got a laser eye, an armored suit,
You know I saw it on the Enterprise-Deeeeeee
Oh-oh.... B-b-b-borgie and the drones!
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By ScottN on Monday, August 16, 1999 - 11:49 am:

Ramblin' Man:

Lord, I was Borg a Ramblin' drone!
Tryin' to assimilate everyone I've known,
And I was borg in the back seat of a transwarp cube,
Lord, I was Borg a ramblin' drone!
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By ScottN on Monday, August 16, 1999 - 06:33 pm:

At last... a topic in which I can out bad-joke KAM! I used to be really good at this... If you've ever seen a song on the net called "Bye-Bye Unix", which incidentally is mistitled, the correct title being "The Day that Unix Died", I co-wrote it with some friends many years ago (with apologies to Don Maclean).

Born to Run:
Drones like us, baby we were Borg to run!
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By ScottN on Monday, August 16, 1999 - 06:39 pm:

'70s disco song: Then came you

I never knew self before, then came Hugh, then came Hugh.
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By ScottN on Monday, August 16, 1999 - 06:44 pm:

Take good care of my Borg drone... -- Borgole King
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By ScottN on Tuesday, August 17, 1999 - 01:36 am:

Only You:

Only Hugh, can give individuality..
Only Hu-u-ugh can remove my collectivity...
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By Anonymous on Tuesday, August 17, 1999 - 02:45 am:

Sung to the "Brady Bunch" theme music.

It's the story of a borgy queen
Who was busy with three borgy drones
Most of them had no hair like the queen
The youngest one's semi-bald

It's the story of a former human
Who is busy with three drones of its own
Four of them living all together
They're really not alone

Then the one day when this queen
Meet this former human
They knew it was much more than a hunch
That this group
Must somehow form a collective

That's way they all became THE BORGY BUNCH
THE BORGY BUNCH
THE BORGY BUNCH

That's the way they became THE BORGY BUNCH
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By multi-midichlorians on Tuesday, August 17, 1999 - 07:24 am:

Very disturbing, I really hopes Star Trek never comes to that.
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By Keith Alan Morgan of Borg on Tuesday, August 17, 1999 - 09:58 am:

Okay, I found a copy of the lyrics of a Meredith Brooks song, the title of which won't make it past the censorware, but it's a synonym for a female dog

Borg

We hate the chaos today
It's so imperfect to us
We know, but we can change
Tried to tell you
But you look at us like maybe
Resistance was not futile
Innocent and sweet
Yesterday you tried
To fight us and you'll see
Our invulnerable side
We can't understand why our offer is refused
We don't envy you
We're a little bit of everything
All rolled into one

the chorus
We're a Borg
We're a drone
We're all people
We're not alone
We're a queen
We are perfect
We do not feel ashamed
We're your heaven
We're your dream
We're everything in between
You know you wouldn't want it any other way

So we take you as you are
This will mean
We'll become stronger by far
Rest assure that
When we start to make you nervous
And we're going to extremes
Tomorrow you will change
And today won't mean a thing

chorus

We're a Borg
We're a drone
We're a queen
We are one
When we hurt
When we suffer
Our link provides a buffer
We've been numb
We're revived
Can't say we're not alive
You know you wouldn't want it any other way

Apologies to Ms. Brooks & S. Peiken.
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By ScottN on Tuesday, August 17, 1999 - 11:21 am:

American Pie:

So...
Bye, bye, individuality,
Gave my body to the collective, now the Borg have got me
The Borg on the cube were listening to the thoughts of the queen
Sayin' "This'll be the day I assimilate, This'll be the day I assimilate..."
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By Callie Sullivan on Tuesday, August 17, 1999 - 04:04 pm:

Keith - Much as I hate to disappoint two women at the same time ...

Y'mean you're used to only disappointing one woman at a time??!

(Sorry, sorry, sorry, couldn't resist it!)
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By Chris Ashley on Tuesday, August 17, 1999 - 11:03 pm:

Hmm....the Beatles are always good for a few good parodies....the Fab Four of Five doncha know.

This one sung by Seven's parents.
"We were alone, we took a ride, we didn't know what we would find there....
Another race where maybe we could find a big collective mind there....
Ooh, and you suddenly see us,
Ooh, and you think you want to see us
Through some brand-new implants in our heads....
Got to get us into your hive!"
[to the horn theme] "Resistance is futile...resistance is futile!"

Or of course Borg psychedelia:
"Turn off your mind, relax and join in ours...
Death is irrelevant, death is irrelevant
Put down your thought, surrender, don't resist...
It is futile, it is futile
Just listen to the color of our thoughts...
It is perfection, it is perfection
The game of your self-service now shall end,
End to beginning....end to beginning...."

And the classic from the old boards:
"We all sleep in a single subroutine,
Single subroutine, single subroutine"
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By Matt Pesti on Tuesday, August 17, 1999 - 11:38 pm:

Collective Park

I recall the time they found this borg skeliton,
And before long we were finding former drones,

Now I'm being chased by some irate 8479 and belive me This has lousy season

Collctive park is frigthing in space
All the Borg are destroying everything,
Someone opened up a gateway to fludic space
And the weak are being destroyed oh yeah

I can not appove of this collective because getting assimlated.
A human drone named Seven created 8479 nanoprobes
So I guess they not all bad.
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By norman on Wednesday, August 18, 1999 - 03:15 am:

BorgStyx: Come assimilate! Come assimilate! Come assimilate with me, lad!

Borg Roots: Sooner or later, Borg's gonna get you! Sooner or later, Borg's gonna get you!

Borg Suede: I . . . I'm hooked on assimilation!

Missing Borg: Walking in a cube! Walking in a cube! Nobody walks in a cube!

Borg Garden: Omega Sun! Won't You Come! And wash the warp away! Omega Sun! Won't You come! Won't You come!

Borgees: Cause we're living in a universe of fools, resisting us, when they should all be part of we, we belong to you and me.

Elton Borg (and Queenie Dee): Don't go breaking our cube.

Borgarama (I can't remember the original artist): Nananana Nananana Hey! Nanoprobes!

Pat Borgatar: So you think you gonna continue resisting us, and creating chaos in the universe! Before we put another notch in our collective space, you better try and put us in "our place." Come on, resist us with your best shot! Resist us with your best shot! Resist us with your best shot! Fire away!

Borg Mellencamp: Little ditty about Data and the Queen. Two drones doing the best they can. Oh yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of assimilating is gone.

The Borgmantics: I hear the orders Data speaks. When he talks us into sleep.

Borgamotion: We will have you. We will have you. We will find a way and we will have you! Like an omega particle, lovely omega particle! We will capture and collect you!

Laura Borgigan: Seven of Nine, I think you're heading for a breakdown! Well, you don't remember! Was it something that we said? All the voices in your head calling "Seven of Nine!"

Borgga: See that head! Watch it speak! While coming onto that machinery, ooh! See that Borg! Watch that scene! Dig it, the Borg Queen!
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By multi-midichlorians on Wednesday, August 18, 1999 - 06:56 am:

This page is getting a bit out of hand! As for the... well... female dog song, I like this one a bit better...

I'm a Trill,
I'm a Klingon,
I'm a Human,
I'm a Vulcan,
I'm a Nistrim,
I'm a Trabe,
I'm a Vidian with the phage,
I'm a Borg,
I'm a Breen,
I'm nothing in between you know I wouldn't want it any other way.

So take me as I am... I was Bajoran but now I'm Cardassian....

and so on.

Here's a song I wrote a couple of years ago that has little to do with the Borg, but anyway...

Make it so.
(Sung to the tune of 'That Girl.')

He's the kind of Captain who won't take no,
He's the kind of Captain who will make it so,
He's the kind of Captain makes a ship his home,
He is Captain Picard with the famous chrome-dome!

Holly Moses, what can it be?
The sensors detect cloaked technology.
Data reports it is not what it seems,
And suddenly a bird of prey can be seen.

The weapons smokin', a console broken.
Just enough smoke to keep a crewman chokin'.
The Captain's spoken, he's not jokin',
Bird of prey to be destroyed, it must be broken.

Make it so!
Just make it so, that's my kind of Captain!
Make it so!
Just make it so!

By ScottN on Wednesday, August 18, 1999 - 12:01 pm:

Kerborg the frog:
It's not easy glowing green...

Borg Springsteen:
I came for Hugh, for Hugh, I came for Hugh...
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By not using real name in case boss reads this on Wednesday, August 18, 1999 - 05:39 pm:

I can't believe how much spare time everyone has on their hands! Then again, I just sat here at work and read this whole board!
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By Chris Ashley on Wednesday, August 18, 1999 - 10:46 pm:

Ah, Motown!

Sung by Data:
"I guess you say,
What can make me feel this way?
Borg Queen (Borg Queen, Borg Queen)
Talkin' 'bout Borg Queen...."

Or by Seven in Drone:
"My baby Borg, my baby Borg,
They need you, ooo how they need you...
To give them new technology,
And future cosmology..."

And of course the California Raisins:
"I heard it through the hive-mind"!
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By M. Jenkins on Wednesday, August 18, 1999 - 10:59 pm:

Keith - Now that Callie mentioned it, just how many women DO you normally disappoint at once? ;) And trust me, honey, you can do way better than me. I won't even attempt to parody any of the CDs I listen to. My tastes are too eclectic to attempt it...

Alright, people, how much time do you have on your hands anyway? *LOL*
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By The person or persons who posted the Brady Bunch theme parody on Wednesday, August 18, 1999 - 11:33 pm:

M.Jenkins,I/we have tons of time on my/our hands!You should be grateful I/we haven't posted anything else,yet.
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By JC on Thursday, August 19, 1999 - 12:55 am:

For those who prefer a Latin tempo:

"C'lective Is Gonna Get You"

"La Vida Borga"

Okay... Those were bad. Gimme some credit, though, it's 1am.
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By BrianB on Thursday, August 19, 1999 - 02:19 am:

The Barney rip-off of "This Old Man".
"We love us. Us loves we.
Let's go assimilate Barn-ey.
But he's so unworthy that we will let him pass.
We'd much rather blast his ass!"
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By M. Jenkins on Thursday, August 19, 1999 - 03:01 am:

Bunch o' parodies - *LOL* I/We worry now.

JC - Going along the Ricky Martin route, now that you mention it...

"Shake Your Borg-Borg" (A Borg Mata Hari...do I really want to contemplate that? Nah...)

"Cup of Borg"

"Borga" (Instead of "Bella", which is supposed to be the Spanish version of "She's All I Ever Had", apparently)

And for a country beat:

"Any Borg Of Mine"

"Ain't Goin' Down ('Till the Borg Come Up)"

"2 Piña Borg-ladas"

Yech...those are really bad...
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By Matthew Patterson (Mpatterson) on Thursday, August 19, 1999 - 07:39 am:

Or for the Brittney Spears haters out there

Assimilate Me One More Time!

Somebody needs to.
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By BLT on Thursday, August 19, 1999 - 08:37 pm:

To the tune of "We Are The World"

We are the Borg,
What else is there to say,
we're not so tough, just go and asssssssk
Picard or Captain Janeway.

There are people crying,
saying please leave us alone,
but when we're done with youuuuuuu,
you'll be a drone.
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By multi-midichlorians on Thursday, August 19, 1999 - 08:54 pm:

I feel a great disturbance in the force. As if thousands of Michael Jackson fans suddenly yelled out 'No! It's not called We are the World! It's called Heal the World!'
Funny. The disturbance is gone now.
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By Mike Ram apologizes on Friday, August 20, 1999 - 12:11 am:

Christina Aguilera Assimilated:

"I'm a genie in a Borg Cube baby, come, come, come in and beam me out..."

Jennifer Lopez Assimilated:

"If you had my ship, and I gave you all my stuff, would you assimilate me? Convert me, baby?"

WWF Assimilated:

"One of Two, is this on? Beam it down!!! Assimilation-x!!!"

"Do you see what the Rock is Hooking? The Rock's layin' the node down. Know your role and stay in your ship..."

"I'm an assimilation man! I love to chase 'em, I love to grap 'em, I love to hurt 'em, I love to convert 'em, yeah I'm an assimilation man!"

And, to the theme of "Knight Rider":

"Humans. A collective glimpse into the world of a race that no longer exists. Captain Picard, a young loner on a crusade to champion the cause of the 'assimilated', the 'powerless', the 'helpless', in a galaxy of Borgs who operate at near perfection..."
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By Britney Spears of Borg on Friday, August 20, 1999 - 08:58 am:

I am Brittney of Borg. Lower your mucial tastes and surrender your Spice Girls CDs. You will be assimilated.
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By multi-midichlorians on Friday, August 20, 1999 - 09:18 am:

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
MAKE IT STOP!!!!!
I'LL DON'T HAVE ANY SPICE GIRLS CD'S! GO AWAY BEFORE I HIT YOU BABY ONE MORE TIME!!!
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By KAM on Friday, August 20, 1999 - 09:35 am:

Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

I drone of genie with the pale, white skin...

I mentioned to my mom how several posters thought I'd have a field day with this borg... er, board, and she said that I had a few supporters in my KAMP. (Yes, she speaks in such a way you can actually see the spelling.);-)
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By M. Jenkins on Friday, August 20, 1999 - 09:27 pm:

Instead of 'A Thousand Miles From Nowhere' (Dwight Yoakam), how about 'A Thousand Borg From Nowhere'? 'When You Wish Upon A Borg'?

Ummm...nevermind. I'm losing it. But I don't care if I lose it long as I can stay in Keith's kamp.
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By Anonymous on Saturday, August 21, 1999 - 06:38 am:

multi-midichlorians:

Maybe I'm just obtuse and don't get the joke, but the song was "We Are The World," sung by a large group of artists (MJ being one of them). MJ also has another song titled "Heal The World."
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By multi-midichlorians on Saturday, August 21, 1999 - 08:23 am:

I feel a great disturbance in the force. As if a little voice in my head suddenly yelled out 'Well now aren't you a real idiot!!'

It's still there.

I don't know what 'We are the world' sounds like. It's just that when I sang the Borg song to the tune of 'heal the world', it fit.

Sorry.
Sorry BLT!
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By Keith Alan Morgan of Borg on Saturday, August 21, 1999 - 08:47 am:

M: I'll leave a green glowing light on for you at the kamp. ;-)

These next two songs are so old that only ScottN will remember the originals. ;-)

(500 Miles)
Not a hair on my head,
No self to call my own
Transwarping away
500 parsecs
500 parsecs, 500 parsecs
500 parsecs, 500 parsecs
You can hear the collective mind
500 parsecs

(Mellow Yellow) yes, that song on the Gap commercial
sung by Donovan of Borg

We're just wild 'bout assimilation
Assimilations wild 'bout us
backup: woo, woo, woo
We're just wild 'bout assimilations
You'll be one of us!
Resistance is futile
backup: quite right
Resistance is futile
backup: that's right
Resistance is futile
backup: one of us you will be
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By ScottN on Saturday, August 21, 1999 - 07:08 pm:

It's sad, Keith (I put the "i" in this time), but yes I do remember the originals....

To every Borg turn turn turn
There is a season turn turn turn
And a time to assimilate every race under heaven.
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By M. Jenkins on Saturday, August 21, 1999 - 09:21 pm:

Keith - You do that...you and me'll run that kamp, huh? ;)

Anyways, I should probably ask my brother and his sharp-as-a-tack friend for help. Whenever I see them next (I live with my brother and haven't seen him since Wednesday night).
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By Chris Booton (Cbooton) on Sunday, August 22, 1999 - 12:45 am:

We are he borg and were here to say
we love assimilation in a major way
You will be assimilated oh yes you will
If you dont like that then take a pill
Soon you'll be a drone
right to the bone

If you resist then you die
And that's something that'd be dry
Resistance is futile oh yes it is
cause assimilating people is our biz
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By Jason krietsch on Tuesday, August 24, 1999 - 06:37 pm:

(that terrible coke commercial) I'd like to teach the borg to sing, in perfect harmony (more like that monotone voice)

Good WWF songs Mike.
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By multi-midichlorians on Tuesday, August 24, 1999 - 07:07 pm:

Assmililate good times come on!
There's a party going on right here,
Assimialtion carried out by the Borg sphere!
So bring your implants!
And your nanoprobes!
Everyone around the world come on!
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By tuaz on Tuesday, August 24, 1999 - 08:59 pm:

"We love aaa-dding other races to-our-mix,
we're the galaxy's grea-aaaayy-test chefs,
Borg! Borg! Borg!"

-- Swedish chef of Borg
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By Chris Ashley on Tuesday, August 24, 1999 - 10:49 pm:

"Borg" is actually a Swedish word meaning "knit". I think. (Can anyone correct me on this? 'cuz I'm pretty sure it's Swedish for something....)
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By ScottN on Wednesday, August 25, 1999 - 12:44 am:

We assimilate you yeah, yeah, yeah
We assimilate you yeah, yeah, yeah
We assimilate you yeah, yeah, yeah
-- The Borgles (from Meet the Borgles)
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By Mike Ram on Wednesday, August 25, 1999 - 01:17 am:

South Park Borgs (I hope these aren't offensive):

Theme:
Goin' down to the Borg cube, gonna have myself a time!
Slimy faces everywhere, probing you without temptation!
Goin' down to the Borg cube, time to leave my friends behind!
Ample alcoves everywhere, people shouting, "Howdy Newbie!"
Headin' on up to the Borg cube, see if I can't unwind!
(Borg Kenny Talks...)
Come on down to the Borg Cube and meet some drones of mine!

Chef's song:
Check out my chocolate salted Borgs, if they beam onto your ship then shoot 'em!
...Oh my goodnes, girl, you just burned my Borgs! My Borgs are on fire!

I just thought they were funny...
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By tuaz on Wednesday, August 25, 1999 - 02:37 am:

Joseph & the amazing Techno-Multi-Raced Dream Borg ("Dream" is the operative word, so pls don't nitpick this):

We are human and vulcan and klingon and scree
cardassian and the gorn and ferengi
bolian and krenim and talaxi-an
cataati and the kazon (well, at least one)
ohhh! jem haddar and changling and bajoran
and arturis and his people and romulan
and the people in baseball helmets from "Raven"
the horta and orions and the shower curtain people* and the trill and Ocampa and ...
BREEN!!!!!!!!!

(*from "Infinite Regress")
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By Keith Alan Morgan of Borg on Wednesday, August 25, 1999 - 06:40 am:

Jason: There are two versions of that song. The original is I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing, the Coke commercial is I'd Like To Buy The World A Coke.
So the Borg Coke version would be
I'd like to make your world a Borg
Collective harmony
With pale-white skin, and nanoprobes
and assimilation wins...

(Red Dwarf theme)
Green Cube theme
It's cold outside
There's no kind of harmony
You're all alone
More or less
Wish you could fly
Fly back to here
One, one, one
We're all one

(Cheers)
Cubes
Sometimes you want to go
Where everybody knows your designation
We do things by automation
You want to go where races mingle
No one's alone, or is single
Sometimes you want to go
Where everybody knows your designation

(I want My MTV)
We want your
We want your
We want your technology
Ah, look at them yo-yo's
That's the way you do it
You take 'em over with nanoprobes
Yeah, that's the way you do it
You get technology for nothin'
And your chicks for free...
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By Callie Sullivan on Wednesday, August 25, 1999 - 03:23 pm:

Referring back to the third post on this board:

(Stand back everyone and wait til KAM finds this page!)

The case rests, m'lud ...

I knew you'd get the hang of it eventually, Keith!
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By Christer Nyborg on Thursday, August 26, 1999 - 03:23 pm:

I seem to be the only Swede here so, "borg" is Swedish for "castle". The "g" at the end is pronounced more like a "j" though.
(BTW, "knit" would be "sticka" in Swedish.)

'Rockafella Skank' (Fat Boy Slim):
'Rockafella Borg' (Fat Borg Slim):
Assimilate now! Funk Borg brother!
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By Chris Ashley on Thursday, August 26, 1999 - 10:44 pm:

Thanks for the translation.
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By David Hensley on Saturday, August 28, 1999 - 12:30 pm:

"All in the Family" theme song:

Boy we got Picard dismayed
Out of him a Borg we made
Skin got lighter by a shade
Those were the days.

And we knew who we were then
Billions of races, assimilatin'
Mister we could use a drone like Four of Seven.

Didn't need no vinculum
Voyager's writers still weren't dumb
If we needed it we just took some
Those were the days!

"Hey Joe", (made popular by Jimi, not written by him)

Hey drone, where you goin with that probe in your hand?
I said, hey drone, where you goin with that probe in your hand?
I'm goin down to assimilate that little lady
You know I caught it individualizin' (That ain't too Borg..)

More to come...
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By David Hensley on Saturday, August 28, 1999 - 01:17 pm:

I promised you more...

"Delta Borg" (for 7o9)
(to the tune of "Southern Man" by CSNY. When CSN usually sing "Ohh-ohh" backing Young, put in Borg Drones in unison instead. It's great.)

Delta Borg better not use your head
Don't forget what our Queenie said
Delta individuality gonna come right now
Way you got it we don't know how.

Ohh Delta Borg...

We've got cubes and we've got glass
Alpha collectives and little PADDs
Delta Borg when will you, come on back?

We hear voices and
Ships attacking
And come back, come back
Aaaah Aaaah..

Delta Borg better not use your head
Don't forget what our Queenie said
Delta individuality gonna come right now
Way you got it we don't know how.

Annika Hansen your hair is growin' out
"Resistance is futile" you no longer shout
Seven of Nine when will you figure out?

We're the Borg and
You can't stop us
And come back, come back
Aaaah Aaaah...

~

To the tune of "Ants Marching" by Dave Matthews Band:

It wakes up in the Borg Cube
Maintence, fix that arm, and it's going
In that same subroutine
Secondary of Tertiary.

They look at each other
Knowing what the other is thinking
Part of being one hive mind
Go on to their duties.

Goes to visit the Queenie
She instructs him well, what he learns
He forgets then
'Cause he's only one of 65414754854795697
Sharing thoughts like some big potluck psyche

Take this consciousness...
Place it in that box
Until they adopt our paradigm
Whaddya know, its skin turned white.

Gliding along this transwarp conduit
All these cubes and here in the hallway
Drones acheiving perfection
No words exchanged
No need to exchange them -

When all the little Borg are working
Nanoprobes some neck invading
They must do it the same
They must do it the same waaaayyy

Vinculum handlint the thoughts of a
Million Borg, working in harmon-
Y with all of the others
Loose cable, seal, seal
Got attacked, try now to mend
Seal, seal; seal seal.

Take this consciousness...
Place it in that box
Until they adopt our paradigm
Whaddya know, its skin turned white.

Whaddya know, its skin turned white.
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By multi-midichlorians on Tuesday, August 31, 1999 - 01:47 am:

I can't shake the feeling that the song written for Disney's Tarzan by Phil Collins would fit Seven of Nine very well.

Somewhere, something's calling for me
Two worlds, one family...

She seems to be constantly torn between Voyager and the Borg!
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By KAM on Tuesday, August 31, 1999 - 06:49 am:

Well, mmc (multi-midichlorians) I thought you were going to do a Borg version of Hooked On A Feeling, which starts off "I can't shake this feeling...".

What I can remember of that song I think it could be Borgified, but I can't remember enough of the lyrics to do it.

[as Picard] Mr. ScottN! Make it so!
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By multi-midichlorians on Tuesday, August 31, 1999 - 08:06 am:

Would that be the 'dancing baby' song from Ally McBeal? Ask and you will recieve.

They come assimitating
Implants put on me
Bionics over our eyes, promotes unity

You're skin turns pale not sandy
You're loosing all your mind
Borg probes travel through your back
And implant in your spine

I think you now see, that the Borg is right
Resistance's futile, submit to their might
I'm assimilating! We're high on creating!

And so forth.
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By Christer Nyberg on Tuesday, August 31, 1999 - 08:45 am:

Actually "Hooked on a feeling" is a Swedish song (originally) made by Björn Skifs in the 70's. I think it was the first Swedish song to reach No. 1 in USA.
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By ScottN on Tuesday, August 31, 1999 - 11:20 am:

Is that the "oogah-chaga" song?
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By multi-midichlorians on Tuesday, August 31, 1999 - 07:19 pm:

Oh. Alright then. No, I've never heard of that one.

YES IT'S THE OOGA-CHAGA SONG!

I thought it turned out pretty good.
Killer sweet!!!
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By multi-midichlorians on Wednesday, September 1, 1999 - 08:49 am:

Hooked on a feeling was originally written by the Bjorn Skifs and reused for Ally McBeal! I'ts the same song!

By multi-midichlorians on Sunday, September 19, 1999 - 03:31 am:

Son of Borg
Sung to the tune of 'Son of Man' by Phil Collins for the movie 'Tarzan'

Oh the power to resist
And the wisdom to realise
The Borg's the way, will come to you in time
And this journey that they're making
Across space at warp speed
They've come a long way just to
Take all the things they need

Son of Borg look to the sky
See the Borg cube? Time to flee
Someday you'll be one of them
Son of Borg a drone in time you'll be

You'll be assimilated
A claw replaces your hand
But you'll recieve true unity
Like no other being can!

Son of Borg look to the sky
See the Borg, and embrace thee
Someday you'll be one of them
Son of Borg a drone in time you'll be!

In assimilating they teach
And in assimilating they learn
They find their advances in minds of those they take
Oh and all those ones you hold dear
Give thanks for they're with you
You'll journey far too other worlds
And take those people too!

Son of Borg look to the sky
Embrace us, recieve unity
Someday you'll be one with us
Son of Borg a drone in time you'll be!
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By multi-midichlorians on Saturday, September 25, 1999 - 07:15 pm:

Ahem.

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Borg Drone 4 of 5.

1 , 2, 3, 4, 5
All the Borg are in the cube so come on let's fly
To the Alpha Quadrant, shortcut through hyperspace
We can get the things we want, we never ask we take
The galaxy's like a giant buffet
Resistance is futile we're coming today
We like Occampa, the Terrans, the Klingons and Breen
They'll join the collective when we wipe their minds clean
We aren't fussy, we'll take any little humanoid
We'll alter you minds, don't try to avoid it
Any kind of attack doesn't really affect me
So you'd better just give it up!

A little bit of Ferengi in my life
A little bit of Terran by my side
A little bit of Breen is all we need
A little bit of Klingon's what we see
A little bit of Vulcan, we are one
An extra dose of Gorn, that could be fun
A little bit of Bajoran here we are
A little bit of Romulan ain't too far!

Borg Drone 4 of 5!

Sung by Lou Borga.
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By M. Jenkins on Saturday, September 25, 1999 - 08:55 pm:

*LOL* Oh my...Crisa likes that song...I should send this to her, and torment her...way t' go, multi!
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By Rodnberry on Monday, September 27, 1999 - 06:51 am:

KAM, I'm not sure but I may be the only here who knows that your "500 Parsecs" parodies Peter, Paul and Mary's song "500
Miles", which I wanted to do, you scoundrel! Curses! Foiled again! Drat the luck! Now I've got to come up with something else!
But later cuz it's almost 4am and I'm too tired to come up with something good.
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By ScottN on Monday, September 27, 1999 - 12:37 pm:

No, Rodnberry, I knew it too..
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By Biff on Thursday, September 30, 1999 - 09:42 pm:

Re:"Hooked On a Feeling"
It was originally a hit for B. J. Thomas in 1968/69.
It was written by M. James.
Bjorn Skifs is the lead singer of Blue Swede.
The "oogachuga" arrangement was borrowed a Jonathan King song of the same name.
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By ScottN on Tuesday, October 5, 1999 - 11:48 am:

Bye, Bye individuality
Checked out the collective they assimilated me
That Borg Queen was thinkin' four dimensionally
Singin' your designation now is Ten of Thirteen

-- american pie
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By Anonymous on Saturday, October 16, 1999 - 10:38 pm:

I wake up every morning just to do my job
I put my uniform on and make a personal log
The sounds of the starship pounding in my brain
While another day goes down the drain
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By ScottN on Friday, October 22, 1999 - 06:34 pm:

I am the Walrus:
I am borg and you are borg and he is borg and we are all together
See how we fly in the borg cube why see how we fly
and assimilate!

"I'm too Sexy..."
I'm too assimilated for my armor, assimilated for my armor so assimilated!
I'm too dronish for this cube too dronish for this cube so dronish!
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By ScottN on Friday, October 22, 1999 - 06:35 pm:

Maxwell Silverhammer:

Borg Borg Maxwell's nanoprobes came down through the tube!
Borg Borg Maxwell's nanobprobe made sure that she's a drone!
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By ScottN on Friday, October 22, 1999 - 06:54 pm:

And let us not forget that psychedelic Borg hit to the tune of

Lucy In the Sky with Diamonds:
Borg cube in the Sky with nanoprobes!

Just a thought, but since the Borg appear to have internal network bandwidth to spare (why else would they waste it talking out
loud to themselves?), do they have late night infomercials?

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Quote:

Remember those old songs? The one's you thought you'd never sing
again when you were assimilated? Well for just 30 energy units,
K-BORG will send you a data module with all those Borgy hits for
you to listen to!
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By Keith Alan Morgan of Borg on Sunday, October 24, 1999 - 10:30 am:

The Borgles
Borg In The USSR

Unimatrix Sound Machine
Bad Borg
Bad, bad, bad, bad Borg
You make me feel so good

(What I was thinking of with Hooked On A Feeling)
I can't stop this changing
Deep inside of me
Queen you just don't know what you've done to me
Queen with you nanoprobe mites
Turning my skin a pasty white
Iiii... we're hooked on a feeling
We're high on believing
We're seeking perfection here

(maybe someone who remembers the lyrics better can do something with it.)

Borgy Idol
Reverb Yell
In the midnight hour we cried,
"more, more, more,"
With a droning yell we cried,
"more, more, more,"
When we add your race,
"more, more, more"
With a reverb yell,
"more, more, more,"
"more, more, more."

Dancing With Ourselves
Well, we've been all over the place
Assimilated every race
Seeking perfection in our collection
Left us dancing with ourselves

So let's add another link
'Cause it gives us time to think
If we had the chance, we'd ask Q to dance
And we'll be dancing with ourselves

Oh, oh. Dancing with ourselves
Oh, oh, dancing with ourselves
Resistance's a pain
But with perfection to gain
We're dancing with ourselves,

Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh...

The Borg's new motto:
This is the Borg. Your hip & groovy music will be assimilated. Muzak is futile.
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By Sheila on Sunday, October 24, 1999 - 06:21 pm:

Some Vic Fontaine numbers:

The Lady is a Queen

If we're gonna assimilate you, just be sure we're gonna assimilate you - all the way

and the season finale:
You'll be ugly, just the way you'll look tonight!
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By Lea Frost on Tuesday, November 16, 1999 - 05:09 pm:

How about some Gilborg and Sullivan? (Inspired, of course, by "Survival Instinct.")

Three Little Former Drones Are We

TWO, THREE, AND FOUR OF NINE:
Three little former drones are we,
From the Collective we did flee,
We stick together constantly,
Three little former drones!

TWO:
All by ourselves we can never be.

THREE:
I'm stuck with you and you're stuck with me.

FOUR:
We spend our lives in a pack of three.

ALL:
Three little former drones!
Three little drones who turned defective,
Made our escape from the Borg Collective,
Desperately seeking a disconnective,
Three little former drones!
Three little former drones!

TWO:
All of your thoughts ringing in my head.

THREE:
When I get up, when I go to bed.

FOUR:
Don't you just wish that you were dead?

ALL:
Three little former drones!

TWO:
We three former drones will find one more.

THREE:
Seven can help Two, Three, and Four.

FOUR:
We'll be a ménage à trois no more!

ALL:
Three little former drones!
Three little former drones!
Three little drones who turned defective,
Made our escape from the Borg Collective,
Desperately seeking a disconnective,
Three little former drones!
Three little former drones!
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By KAM on Tuesday, November 16, 1999 - 09:04 pm:

Maybe someone who remembers the lyrics better can do a version of the Jungle Book song, I Wanna Be Like You, but retitled We
Wanna Add You Too (yes,we do... la la la...)
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By tuaz on Wednesday, November 17, 1999 - 10:53 am:

For you, KAM: (it's not quite right;feel free to amend it)

Chorus:
yoo hoohoo,
we wanna add you too hoohoo
we wanna conquer you
assimilate you
it's true hoohoo (weebeep weebeep weebeep weebeep)

you'll see it's goo-ooo-ood (shoo bee doo-wop)
you'll see our point of view (doobee doobee doobee doobop)
when we inject our nanoprobes
in you-hoo-hoo!

Verse:
well I'm the head of unimatrix one
the Collective VIP
I've reached the top
and haven't stopped
but one thing's been botherin' me

I wanna go to the alpha quadrant
and warp right into sector1
and whup that Earth once and for all
I'm tired of losin' the round

oh...ooo-bee-doo (shoo bee doo-wop)
we wanna ...(repeat chorus)
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By ScottN on Wednesday, November 17, 1999 - 10:56 am:

"We are the very model of a modern cyborg colony" - Gilborg and Sullivan
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By The Borgs of Penzance on Friday, November 26, 1999 - 05:41 pm:

Come, friends, who plough the sea,
Truce to navigation,
Let's assimilate them:
Let's vary species, we,
With a little Borgeree...
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By Wannabe Trek Writer on Monday, November 29, 1999 - 11:01 am:

Do, a female mammal of Earth fauna
Re, a line of solar particles
Me, there is no me, only us!
...
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By KAM on Monday, November 29, 1999 - 05:04 pm:

Fa, is irrelevant thanks to transwarp conduits
So, because we say
La, a futile note to follow So
Te, earl grey, hot
And that brings us back to...
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By The Borg that no longer rhyme on Monday, December 13, 1999 - 06:58 pm:

Do, a deer- Species 7149
Ray, a drop of Omega,
Me, a singular, narrow-minded pronoun used by countless species,
Fa, away from Earth- but we'll get back there someday and add it's distinctiveness to our own...
So, never doubt that we will return to Earth,
La, the first American city we will assimilate,
Te, a plant, Species 47,
and that brings us back to...
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By Keith Alan Morgan of Borg on Wednesday, December 22, 1999 - 11:45 am:

sung by Stevie of 9 & Edie of 100
Oh, the weather outside is irrelevant
and the hive mind is so benevolent
and with so many races to incorporate
Let us assimilate! Let us assimilate! Let us assimilate!

sung by Borg Crosby
We're dreaming of Borg perfection

sung by Nat King Cube
Resisters roasting from phaser fire
The cold of space nipping at their nose
Perfect carols being sung by a collective
Drones inserted with nanoprobes
Everybody knows resistance is futile

Jingle Borg, Jingle Borg, Jingle Borg Cube

Twas the night before perfection
And all through the cube
Not a creature was stirring
Not even 8472
The drones were all tucked
In their alcoves so tight
With visions of perfection
Powering the ship's flight
When on subspace frequencies
There arose such a clatter
The Collective was roused to see what was the matter
The sensors did find way out in space
The one last unassimilated race
Their individuality so chaotic
Their resistence so futile
Assimilation was easy
And done with such style
The whole Collective thought
Now that all were one
Merry Perfection to all
And unity is fun!
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By Keith Alan Borgan on Friday, February 4, 2000 - 02:19 am:

Assimilate the pickles,
assimilate the lettuce,
special races don't upset us,
all we ask is that you service us our way

By 8 of 12 on Sunday, February 13, 2000 - 03:32 am:

Yo listen up here's the story
About a little Borg who lives in a Borg Cube
And all day and all night and everything he sees
Is just Borg like him, inside and outside
Borg is his alcove with little Borg implants
With a Borg unimatrix and everything is Borg for him!
And himself and all the drones around him
And the collective is one voice so listen... so listen...

I'm Borg dabade dabada dabade dabada dabade dabada dadadadadada.... etc....
I'm Borg dabadedadadadadadadadidididididdiddidismeeeeee dadvada

I have a Borg cube with a Borg alcove
My name is 8 of 12 of unimatrix 04!
Borg is the cube and all this sector: Borg
And I know Seven: and she is sooooo Borg!
Borg are the Borg drones here that walk around
If you try to resist you will be thrown to the ground
Borg are the words we say and what we do
Don't try to resist: You'll become Borg too!

I'm Borg pomtiddleypompom heynonnynooooo
I'm Borg dabadeee dabadadadadadabeebebebebebebe

I have a Borg cube with a Borg alcove
This is getting repetitive, yes that I know
Borg are the hallways, the conduits too
And I know Seven. And she is Borg too.
Borg are the Borg drones that sometimes walk around
Borg are the skutters that clean the dirty ground
Borg are the words we say, the words we think
Borg are the sentiments that live inside me.

I'm Borg dabadeedabadadadadababababababababadoooooooo
I'm Borg dabadeeedabbadaaa
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By ScottN of Borg on Wednesday, March 29, 2000 - 03:19 pm:

[tune: We are the world]

We are the Borg
We are the Borg
We are the one who assimilate so stop resisting
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By Keith Alan Borgan on Thursday, March 30, 2000 - 02:10 am:

Same song sung by Bob Dylan of Borg

Eeee aahhh uh oorrr
Eeee aahhh uh oorrr
Eeee aahhh uh un oo aaimaay o aah eiayn

Okay, it sounds better when I do it in person, but Dylan sounded pretty inarticuate in We Are The World.
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By Electron on Friday, March 31, 2000 - 07:52 pm:

...and the Nanobots are blowing in the wind...
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By multi-midichlorians on Friday, April 14, 2000 - 12:07 pm:

The Day the Ensign Died
Sung to the tune of 'American Pie'

A long long time from now
In a quadrant far away
A shuttle was under an attack
And I thought me and Commander Chakotay
Could somehow try and get away
Or maybe use the phasers fire back
But his response it didn't thrill me
He crashed the shuttle and tried to kill me
I escaped from that fall
We launched out a distress call
We sat and hoped it would be heard
From Voyager receive some word
That help would come or soon we learned
That's when the Borg arrived
And they were sayin

Die die this redshirt Ensign young guy
Assimilate him in collectives or just make him now die
And I just gave up and kissed my freedom goodbye
Saying this will be the day that I die
This will be the day that I die

Well as I let out my final scream
I dissapated in a transporter beam
I probably should have died that day
The delta flyer had arrived too late
Commander Chakotay had received my fate
Yeah he'd been assimilated they say
Well Paris was distressed of course
I was supposed to die with force
He tried to beam me back
Oh yeah targeting he lacked
His skill it was worse than I fear
We both were beamed to the Borg Sphere
And 8 of 12 said 'listen here'
You two will become drones
And they were sayin

Die die this redshirt Ensign young guy
Assimilate him in collectives or just make him now die
And I just gave up and kissed my freedom goodbye
Saying this will be the day that I die
This will be the day that I die

The phaser fire lashed about
And Paris gave a loud cry out
The shot that hit him was meant for me
The rescue party had arrived too late
Ensign Paris lay there dead right next to Eight
Yeah it seems that from today he's history
Well Tuvok seemed to wonder why
This redshirt Ensign wouldn't die
They tried to leave me there
And beam back to Voyager
So I quickly ran into the team
And was caught be the transporter beam
Tuvok was left behind it seems
Oh yes, at last I'm safe
The crew were singing

Die die why won't this Ensign just die
Just get the message we don't want him
He's no Seven of Nine
We tried quite hard to kill him
But he's no worth our time
Saying this will be the day that you die
This will be the day that you die

I was told by Captain Janeway
That things weren't meant to work this way.
I probably should have died that day
I was on the ship as one
Of those guys who were meant to be gunned
Who was a nameless extra blown away
But was my survival cruel?
Was I against the general rule?
Paris was quite dead
Chakotay was Borg instead
And the Vulcan I admired most
Was clearly now a Vulcan ghost
All because I should be toast
I guess I'll live today
The crew were singing

Die die why won't this Ensign just die
And now that Harry Kim's commander
It just makes me plain cry
We tried quite hard to kill him
But he's no worth our time
Saying this will be the day that you die
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By ScottN on Wednesday, May 31, 2000 - 05:30 pm:

Borg Queen (to the tune of "Wild Thing")

Borg Queen
You make my heart sing!
You make everything.... collective

Borg Queen
You assimilate me
But I wanna know for sure
So come on, baby,
Give me nanoprobes
You assimilate me...
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By ScottN on Wednesday, May 31, 2000 - 05:36 pm:

To the tune of "Yellow Submarine"

We all live in a giant collective cube
A giant collective cube
A giant collective cube...
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By ScottN on Wednesday, May 31, 2000 - 05:55 pm:

Actually, that last one scans better as

We all live in a Cybernetic cube...
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By Spornan on Wednesday, May 31, 2000 - 07:55 pm:

(to the tune of the "Friends" theme song)

Well no on told you we'd have to assimilate
You're not alone
A Drone
The collective sure is great!

It's like you're hearing voices in your head!
They say you're gonna join with them
Or else, yer gonna be dead!

Oh, we'll be here with you!
When you taking a nap
We'll be here with you!
Assimilatin's a snap!
We'll bere here with you!
Cuz you're here with us too...
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By ScottN on Wednesday, May 31, 2000 - 08:13 pm:

Not bad, Spornan
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By Msmith (Msmith) on Tuesday, August 1, 2000 - 12:47 am:

OK, this is sort of silly and has the added drawback of not being a "Borg" song. But still.

Alpha Quadrant, Here I Come:

Alpha Quadrant, here I come
Right back where I started from
Where Klingons and Romulans
Attack everything
Each stardate at dawning
Tribbles sing and everything

A Sol-kissed yeoman says
Don't be late!
That's why I can hardly wait
Open up that wormhole, mate
Alpha Quadrant, here I come

I keep having the feeling that there could be something changed in there...but I don't know...
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By trekkerxphile on Tuesday, August 8, 2000 - 11:02 pm:

Okay, I couldn't resist. This is spur of the moment; I've used this tune for Wars but never Trek. Here goes:

There are many cubes in this place of ours
They are always much faster than your cars
Come on, assimilate,
One time we got Kate
It's a small Delta Quadrant.

It's a small Delta Quadrant,
It's a small Delta Quadrant,
It's a small Delta Quadrant
When you live all over it.

We'll assimilate your technology
Another great drone you will be
For perfection we search
In our alcoves we perch
It's a small Delta Quadrant.

It's a small Delta Quadrant,
It's a small Delta Quadrant,
It's a small Delta Quadrant
When you live all over it.

We can kill all your ships without remorse
We always fly transwarp along our couse
But for some strang reason
You guys always seem to win,
It's a small Delta Quadrant.

To the tune of "It's a Small World After All."
No, I'm not obsessed with Disney. I don't even like Disney. But this is a fun tune to rewrite. Don't even ask how it got started . . .
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By KAM on Wednesday, August 9, 2000 - 02:09 am:

I had the start of one, then got stuck. So if someone wants to continue this, be my guest.

(To the tune of Fly Me To The Moon)
sung by Old Borg Eyes

Fly me to the cube
and let me assimilate among the stars
Resistance is futile on Jupiter & Mars,
but suddenly...

OK then, be nice, here's a new attempt - how about some Nelly Furtado?

"I'm Like A Borg" by Nelly Locutus

From this day forth, that's for sure
You all will service us,
You resist us, but that's just futile
You'll become one with us,
And though our skin is pale
Though we inhabit cubes,

[Chorus]
We are the Borg, we just assimilate
We are totally soulless (soulless),
But we know where our home is
(in Unimatrix zero two five)
We are the Borg, we just assimilate
We are totally soulless (soulless),
But we know where our home is
Somewhere in the Delta Qudrant but

Your individuality
Will be gone immediately;
There will be no pain, you couldn't tell,
We assimilate you so well.
And we'll absorb your ships
As we fly on our cubes,

[Chorus]
We are the Borg, we just assimilate
We are totally soulless (soulless),
But we know where our home is
(in Unimatrix zero two five)
We are the Borg, we just assimilate
We are totally soulless (soulless),
But we know where our home is
Somewhere in the Delta Qudrant.

Kiss your civilizations goodbye
As it's absorbed into our hive
To reach that state of perfection
Each and every nanoprobe
We inject into you will eventually
Drain you away

And though our skin is pale
Though we inhabit cubes,
Hey you're just scared
We'll get your little dog too!

[Chorus repeated ad nauseum]

There are Humans in the galaxy, there are Klingons
There are Ferengis and Hirogen and then
There are those that follow the Founders BUT
We've never assimilated one of them.

I'm a Borg Queen
And have been since before I was born
And the one thing they say about Borg is
We'll take you as soon as you're warm
You don't have to be a six footer
You don't have to have a great brain
You don't have to have any clothes on
You're a Borg the moment the nanoprobes enter
Because..

Every species is sacred
Every species is great
If a species is wasted
The Queen gets quite irate
Every species is sacred
Every species is great
If a species is wasted
The Queen gets quite irate

We are Borg the Mighty
Roam through the galaxy
Never need to run and hide
We just assimilate your side
Adjusting weapons all day long
Adapting shields and singing songs
We're Bor-org, Borg the Mighty!

Borg Queen (singing): It's not easy being queen...

Borg Three
Of three hundred million
Of cubes that are legion
Borg Three
To follow the Queen

Borg Three,
And life is worth living
But only worth living
'Cause
You're Borg Three!

To the tune of "Born free"

By a waterfall, I'm calling Hugh Hugh Hugh Hugh!

Bad, Bad, Leroy Borg! Baddest dude in the whole darn sector! Badder then old Borg Queen! Meaner then a drunken Klingon!

Adapted from the old children's show theme for "The Letter People". I now present "The Borgy People"

Come and meet the Borgy People,
Come and visit us collectively,
Drones are made of Borgy People,
1-2-3-4, follow me.

Like a Borg Drone

Like a Borg drone, Borg drone
Assimilatin' for the very first time...

The drones on the cube a-ssim-il-ate, a-ssim-il-ate, a-ssim-il-ate
The drones on the cube a-ssim-il-ate, all over spaaaaaace...

The Kratt drones
We're going to the collective
we're going on a trip
We're going to the collective
to assimilate and split

Zoboomamafoo of 9
I feel different not the same
this kind of feeling I can't explain
There's only one thing that I can do
I feel Borgish how 'bout you?

For I've got nanoprobes of the Borg
Going where the Collective leads me
I've got nanoprobes of the Borg
I can assimilate anything...

40 Shades of Green

(I think it's an Irish folk song.)

When Droney comes marching home again, assimilate, assimilate
We'll resist futiley, assimilate, assimilate
The men will fear, the girls will shout
with those nanoprobes about
and we'll all be connected
when Droney comes marching home...

Happy assimilation day to you,
Happy assimilation day to you,
Happy assimilation day to (your name here)...
Happy assimilation day to you.

AT LAST....

By popular demand...

After seven years...

Hooked on a feeling!



I can't shake this assimilation
That's happening inside me.
Borg Queen you probably realize
What you do to me...

When you inject me
with your nanoprobes
You make me one, girl,
Now I am a drone!

I-i-i'm hooked on assimilation
I'm high on believing
Resistance is futile.

MacBorger's Cube is assimilating in the dark
All the sweet, green shields are going down.
Someone left the Phasers out in the rain.
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to assimilate it
And I'll never have my individuality again
Oh, no!

This is Schoolhouse Rock of Borg.

Reverb, it's what's happening.

Lolly, Lolly, Lolly, get your implants here!

Assimilation Junction, what's your function?
Hooking up races distinctiveness & technology.