Laverne:All uniforms come with an L on the tunic
and milk and pepsi replaces coffee as drink du
jour for the Captain.
Shirley:Boo Boo Kitty replaces Chakotay as
Captain's chief confident and all log entries
begin "Dear Diary".
McMurphy:A lot more interesting conversations with
the EMH!
Chrissie
rders give everyone a headache just
trying to understand them!!!!
Regis:Every communication ends with:Is That Your
Final Answer?
Ann Robinson(Weakest Link):Captain goads enemies
by telling them they ARE the Weakest Link,goodbye!
Katherine Hepburn: no-one would be able to tell the difference...
AT LAST! Someone who agrees with me on Hepburn playing Janeway!
Who's to say the Hepburn-Mulgrew switch hasn't already happened?
Wouldn't it be a kick if Alice Krige became Voyager's newest captain? Imagine going up against herself as a Borg Queen.
Larry King: Suspenders would be a required part of the uniform.
Mork: Rainbow suspenders would be a required part of the uniform.
Mel Tillis: Voyager would become Targ doodoo on its first mission with him as captain (see, he stutters).
Dolly Parton: There'd be no male crewmembers cuz they couldn't keep their minds on their work.
Jan Brady:Always ends every order with:
"MARCIA!MARCIA!MARCIA"muttered under her breath.
Hoss Cartwright:Keeps Neelix busy cooking!
Anne Robinson: look menacingly at the camera and the crew, dress in black, and if anyone disobeys orders she tells them that they are the weakest link - goodbye! - and end each show with a terrifying wink.
(sorry, I seem to remember Anne Robinson from her Watchdog years - ah, where have they gone...?)
And of course, that series with Bette Davis as Captain Janeway:
"Star Trek: Now, Voyager"
If Hannibal Lecter was Captain of Voyager, he'd invite the crew into his cabin for dinner....and I mean....FOR DINNER!
lol, Archer as Voyagers Captain.
Just before the Cartakers beam hits
Archer: All hands, hang on
Everyone else: Hang on? Hang on for what?
BOOM
Hmmm...come to think of it I bet that Lafiel could make a better Voyager captain than Janeway.
Of course the first thing she'd do would be to
replace either Neelix or Chakotay with Jinto.
If John A. Lang were Captain of Voyager, all of the subordinates would be scantily clad females.
Jack O'Neill from Stargate SG-1
He'd have planted some C4 with a timer on the Caretaker's array and set it to go off after it sent Voyager home.
If John A. Lang were Captain of Voyager, all of the subordinates would be scantily clad females. - John A. Lang
If you were captain of Voyager, the ship would be under constant attack from the Kazon-Rona. (no offense intended, Rona, if you're still out there)