This topic can be about any show / movie / subject. Just follow my lead & you'll see what I'm talking about

Superheroes

1. A pair of glasses can can miraculously conceal a superhero's secret identity with no one being the wiser.

2. Superheroes ALWAYS have some weakness for the bad guys to exploit.

Supervillians
No matter how many times bad guys capture a superhero, if that superhero wears a mask, the supervillians will never remove that mask to find out the superhero's secret identity.

Computers
No matter how "new" one's computer is, there's always one at the store that's better.

Villains: When the henchmen capture the hero, the villain must explain their secret plan, and then, instead of shooting the hero dead on the spot, devise a complicated plan to kill him, while leaving the room, so the hero can escape. (Is it down in the contract of the villains, or why do they do this?)

See Austin Powers and Dr. Evil's "Unnecessarily slow dipping mechanism".

Firewall Protection: No matter how much firewall protection you have, some computer virus always manages to slip through the cracks.

Sesame Street: It isn't what it used to be.

Magic Girls:A complete klutz can save the world!

Mecha:14 year olds may be too young to drive a car but that doesn't stop them from being drafted as mecha pilots by top secret organizations!

Cartoon Network:Always certain to cancel your favorite show just when it's getting hot!

Richard Pryor:"The bed is on my foot! The bed is on my foot!"

R.I.P.

The Adventures of Superman

Only the bad guys can put 2 and 2 together and figure out that Clark Kent is Superman. However, they end up dying afterwards.

On the same note: Lois Lane is legally blind. She can look at Clark Kent without his glasses and cannot see any resemblence between Clark and Superman whatsover.

SEX & THE CITY

REAL women aren't like Carrie, Charlotte, Samantha or Miranda in any way, shape or form...otherwise, guys like me would have been married by now.