DUMB SIGNS

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By John A. Lang on Thursday, October 26, 2006 - 7:08 pm:

Ever see a sign that looked dumb?

Here's some examples:


Railroad Crossing:
"Do Not Stop On Tracks"
(Like...duh!)

Restaurant:
"Thank you for not smoking"
(How did they know we weren't?)


By ScottN on Thursday, October 26, 2006 - 10:12 pm:

At one of my previous jobs, there was a sign outside on the street:

No parking on Condor

Man, those environmentalists are everywhere! Actually, the building was on Condor Dr.

Locally: there's a pair of signs:

STOP and No Stopping at Any Time

Right next to each other. Help!


By Hes Dead Jim on Friday, October 27, 2006 - 10:59 am:

ScottN- I saw that sign in L.A- what street? Its been awhile though.


By Chris Booton (Cbooton) on Friday, October 27, 2006 - 8:32 pm:

When people smoke under a no smoking sign.


By Anonymous on Friday, October 27, 2006 - 8:45 pm:

Kids Skateboarding under the no Skateboarding signs...


By John A. Lang on Saturday, October 28, 2006 - 7:40 pm:

Sorry guys...this is for dumb signs, not for dumb people who can't read signs


By Todd Pence on Sunday, October 29, 2006 - 5:11 pm:

This isn't a sign, but once when I was working at the Evansdale Library we got a Government Document in the mail for our collection called "What To Do Now That You are Blind". It wasn't printed in braille, either.


By 35 mph on Monday, October 30, 2006 - 12:46 am:

A motorcycle cop was stationed at the freeway entrance.The sign posted
35mph.If I went to 36mph, he'd catch me for speeding.If I went to 34 mph, he'd catch me for
being too slow.So I went to 35 exactly and he got mad at me.His radar gun was at 35mph, exactly!

He was ready to chase me up ramp.


near my hometown.


By ScottN on Monday, October 30, 2006 - 9:13 am:

And this relates to "dumb signs" how?


By Nove Rockhoomer on Monday, October 30, 2006 - 12:41 pm:

Why would he get mad if you were going exactly 35???


By dotter31 on Monday, October 30, 2006 - 3:13 pm:

Why would this police officer act this way towards you?

Going below the speed limit is not something you can be pulled over for(in most jurisdictions) unless you are going so slow that you are obstructing traffic, or you are going below the minimum speed limit if there is one(on some interstates) Going 34 in a 35 should not result in anything happening to you, unless the officer has checked your license plates or there is a physical problem with your car.


By ? on Monday, October 30, 2006 - 7:53 pm:

the speed limited is 35.I usually go 45 up a ramp.Geez. He wants a speedin g ticket...


By mike powers on Friday, December 07, 2007 - 7:24 am:

Outside of Kodak Park on the street is a sign that reads "Do not cross here"for pedestrians,yep,that's where you could count on groups of folks leaving work everyday crossing on a very busy street.


By John A. Lang (Johnalang) on Thursday, April 03, 2008 - 2:27 am:

DUMB SIGN OF THE WEEK AWARD:


http://www.suburbanchicagonews.com/newssun/news/870274,5_1_WA01_FLOODWARY_S1.article


(Enlarge the first picture)


By John A. Lang (Johnalang) on Thursday, April 03, 2008 - 2:30 am:

CLOSEUP:

http://www.suburbanchicagonews.com/newssun/news/870304,WA01_FLOODWARY_P1.fullimage


By John A. Lang (Johnalang) on Thursday, April 03, 2008 - 3:57 am:

Sorry about that. I couldn't figure out how to get the close-up. Then after toying with it, I finally figured it out.


By Merat on Thursday, April 03, 2008 - 8:55 pm:

A number of years ago I worked at a business that had the broom closet right next to the bathroom. People would constantly open that door, even though it was clearly marked "Employee's Only". Yes, it said "Employee's Only". Possessive. That's the dumb sign. Eventually, one of my frustrated coworkers taped a sign to the door that said, "Please do not open this door. It is not the bathroom." Of course, people, distracted by their own thoughts and concerns, still didn't notice and walked in. On the back wall, directly across from the door, the coworker hung a sign that said, "We asked you not to open the door. Great, now the radioactive lemurs that thirst for human blood are lose in the store and probably eating someone's children. Thanks a lot!" That was a good sign, in my opinion....


By Brian FitzGerald on Friday, April 04, 2008 - 9:25 am:

At my Grandmother's church they had a sign in the parking lot that said that "improperly parked cars will be spirited away."


By Luigi_novi (Luigi_novi) on Tuesday, March 24, 2009 - 5:48 pm:

It's Literacacy Night!

Interestingly, the webmaster got it wrong in the url too.


By John A. Lang (Johnalang) on Wednesday, March 25, 2009 - 3:38 pm:

And they say KIDS have spelling problems.

I wouldn't want to send my kids to that school!


By John A. Lang (Johnalang) on Sunday, October 18, 2009 - 6:01 am:

Dumb Signs


By Rodney Hrvatin (Rhrvatin) on Monday, October 19, 2009 - 3:58 am:

Most of those signs I'm certain are fakes...


By BF (Titanmanforever) on Monday, October 19, 2009 - 7:23 pm:

I can vouch for the Bat Cave, NC sign, driven by it many times, it is a real town.


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