For animal jokes.


For example:

Q: What's the difference between dogs and cats?
A: Dogs have owners, Cats have staff.

Where do moose take their children to look at famous pictures?
The art MOOSEUM!
(I can hear the boos now concerning the bad pun!)

A man walks into a bar with a duck under his arm.
The bartender yells, "Hey! Get out of here! We don't serve pigs!"
The man says, "This is a duck, not a pig!"
The bartender replies, "I was talking to the duck!"

How many chickens did Moses have on the Ark?
None. It was Noah's Ark, not Moses's Ark.

President Bush agrees to fly aboard the space shuttle along with two intelligent monkeys. The ship is launched and attains orbit over the Earth.
"This is Mission Control to Monkey Number 1; establish a standard orbit at 4000 mile perigee, and cut thrust to 100 kph. Initiate auto-pilot when you reach coordinates 23-02-99."
Bush watches as the monkey performs his task, and is amazed.
"This is Mission Control to Monkey Number 2; unlock the cargo bay doors, and activate the shuttle arm. Reach into bay 1 and remove the G4 satellite, then release it to launch it. Once it's 5 miles away, transmit its autopilot signal to start its own orbital engines."
Again, Bush is amazed as the monkey does as he was instructed.
"This is President Bush to Mission Control; I'm ready to perform my assignment."
"This is Mission Control to President Bush; you can feed the monkeys now."

Since "Why did the Chicken cross the road" doesn't seem to be working properly for me (tries to load the old address):

The Chicken crossed the road ... Put into the proper perspective.