Machiko Jenkins: Honey, we need to talk.

Mark Morgan: OK. I'll see you in the Chat Room!

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Machiko Jenkins: Honey, I'm pregnant.

Mark Morgan: How did THAT happen?

Machiko Jenkins: Cyber-sex?

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Machiko Jenkins: Darling, you haven't spoken tome in weeks. Is there a problem?

Mark Morgan: What are you talking about? I e-mailed you last night!

Ah, Here it it it would be better if its the MarkMorgan/MJenkins Debate room

Luigi Novi: Today I'll use blue for my funny headings.

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John A. Lang: I just got a call from Marina Sirtis. She told me that she loves me as much as I adore her.

(If only...if only!!!)

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Nitcentral Troll: I don't feel like flaming anyone today.

MJ: Honey, a Sabbat is coming up. Are you going?
Morgan: Of course! I'm looking forward to the chance to socialize!

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Benn: Luigi, your entire post is only three lines long.
Luigi: That's all I had to say.
Benn: Are you feeling alright?

We should all, bow down and, worship, Yasser Arafat

Rene: That Voyager episode was brilliant!

Jwb: You think so? I thought it had too many continuity errors.

This Song's Just (Six Words Long)

Is Speaking Tome one of dose weird Pagan Witchiepoo things?

Nah she jus got da langwages confuzed.

That's disgustimapating.

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Quote:

MJ: Honey, a Sabbat is coming up. Are you going?
Morgan: Of course! I'm looking forward to the chance to socialize!

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Benn: (Insert celebrity name here) has died. I have no idea who they were or what they did in life.

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John A.Lang: I can't think of anything funny to post today.

John A. Lang: You know, Marina Sirtis really doesn't seem to turn me on.

Yeah, like that would really ever happen

Moderator? Someone on the Andrea Dworkin board in Political Figures asked me to save some OT posts to move to this board. I moved those posts to the Garbage Dump to its own board called Morgan/MJ Discussion from the Dworkin Board, so you can move it here.

John A.Lang: I can't think of anything funny to post today.

Is this Something We'll Never See on NitC or something we always see on NitC?

*grins, ducks, and runs*

JohnALang:

O Frack cant think of anything phunny to say today

Snick: I can't get enough of watching "Star Trek Nemesis". I could watch that DVD all day long!

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Any nitpicker: What's wrong with Celine Dion's singing "My Heart Will Go On" in "Titanic"?

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Any nitpicker: No nits seen in (Insert movie / TV show)

Any nitpicker: No nits seen in (Insert movie / TV show)

Nit: Phil said this about The Enemy(TNG). Boy, was he wrong!

MikeC: Actor X appeared in this episode. I have no idea if they appeared in anything else.

John A. Lang: NANJAO: The Defiant makes its 23rd appearance in this episode.

GCapp: This TOS episode needs no CG enhancing.
John-Boy: Oh come on, I can think of a half dozen things that CGI would make lots better!

Any nitpicker: Just exactly what is wrong with Anakin's line: "From the moment I first met you..." in "Attack of the Clones"? I thought the line was brilliant!

Any poster on political or religious musings:

Your argument was excellent and very well-reasoned. I humbly recant my original position on the issue.

Any poster on political or religious musings:
I am right and you are wrong. (insults)

Any other poster:
No you're not...(insults)

First poster:
Here is a link to prove I am right (link to biased website)

Second poster:
Oh, now I see that you were right all along. I humbly recant my original position on the issue.

JohnaLang: Hands off She s Mine (you know who)

John A Lang: But thats my only line!

John A.Lang: I can't think of anything funny to post today.

Is this Something We'll Never See on NitC or something we always see on NitC?

*grins, ducks, and runs*

What do ducks have to do with anything??

That's kinda sorta dumb. Don't quit yer day job just yet, fella.

Also, where the bleep is everybody? Where are all the NC posters at right now, or these days?

I feel like I'm alone, all alone.....

Are you Ronery?

Who would that be, you evil and insane North Korean dictator, you?

That's a pretty bad pseudonym you got there!

Oh, I get it, "am I LONELY?" That's what you're asking.

The answer is no, and it's not nice to point out the inherent speech impediments of non-American non-English speakers!

Please see the movie "Team America".

I have. It was extremely overrated, for one thing.

For another, Parker and Stone are stupid drunken fratboys who still think jokes about farting, pee-peeing and poo-pooing are funny. They are not.

Now that I'm in my 30's my sense of humor and opinions about what's funny have changed. They're more refined and sophisticated.

Well, anyway, I don't spend any of my money on anything they've done anymore. And the real Kim Jong-Il is still evil and insane!

There you have it!

Dude, KJI's point was that is how it's done in said movie.

So, who are YOU supposed to be?

I wasn't going to post this, but the recent posts on the MLB board made me change my mind...

cue dramatic music...
He was once thrown out of a restaurant for absolutely no reason at all.
Cops follow him just to pull him over.
His baseball posts get deleted on Facebook.
He is...

THE UNLUCKIEST MAN IN THE WORLD!!!

"I don't always post on NitCentral, but when I do, I prefer not to use proper spelling and grammar. Stay thirsty, my friends!"

thanks, ScottN the Giants will be
in last place next year!!!!!!!!!!!

Miramanee: Who the heck are you?

Kirk coming out of the Monolith,

Kirk: here's my card gives it to
Miramannee

Miramanee: Denny Crane? Lawyer?

Kirk: Wrong one. Hands her another-


Miramanee: Tj Hooker?

Kirk: whoops, hands her another

Miramannee:Kirok, God of the Metal Tower?

Kirk does the Enemy Within dance (I'm Captain
Kirkkkkkkkkk!)

Aaarrgghhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!!

Lame, idiotic, and pathetic attempts at jokes, filled with numerous non-sequiters!

AND I HATE THOSE!!!!!

SO, who ever you are, whereever you're from, enough already!

Not just for me, but for the sake of everyone and their sanities!!!!

That is all.

And breathe, Andre ...

Me: I have no problem with celebrities selling out and doing dumb commercials and hawking products when they dont even need the money. They're just doing their thing, and I'm OK with it, more power to them!

Also me: I love it when Trek actors do stupid non-Trek movies and TV shows that are obviously beneath them, they're trying to not be typecast, that's really cool!

Once again me: I LOVVVEEEEE NON-SEQUITERS!!!!!!!

Hee hee ha ha ho ho!!!!!

Me, yet once again:

Comment deleted. Disguising insults as jokes is not funny. - The Moderator

Also:

"I don't feel like telling it like it is today, I'd much rather sugarcoat my statements and be gentle and caring and be considerate of everyone's feelings. I don't want to offend anyone about anything regardless of their race, religion, gender, or sexual orientation, no sireee!!!!!"

And there you have it. All the things I would NEVER say.

Have I forgotten anything? Hmmm. Oh yeah...

"I believe in nitpicking with light-heartedness and good cheer. After all, everyone is entitled to their opinion, no matter how wrong or idiotic it might be!"

And that's my last word on the matter.

Read your first two quotes, and explain how they are made "with light-heartedness and good cheer"

The joke is that those are things that i wouldn't ever say. I thought I made that clear.

Oh well.

Just seeing if the Mods are doing their job, that's all. *sarcastic grin*

I still believe M.S. is a washed-up middle-aged has-been who only got famous cause she played a babe character who was pretty much worthless to the plot and whom no one ever took seriously.

Is saying that still allowed? I hope so!

Yarrr.... I couldn't be a-figgerin' out where to be puttin' this, so I'll be puttin' it here fer yer perusal.

Avast, ye scurvy scalawags!!!! Today be International Talk Like A Pirate Day, so git yer Pirate On! If'n any of ye swabbies be talkin' like Ninja's, ye'll be a-walkin' the plank fer sure! Arrr!

"'Avast ye scurvy matey'? There's no comeback for that!" - Jerry from "The Puffy Shirt"

"Could ya spare a dollar for an old buccaneer?" - one of the bums wearing a pirate shirt in the same episode

"Fifteen men on a dead man's chest, Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of rum!"

Does that count? Or how about the wrestling pirate Jean-Piere Lafitte, who competed in WWE in 1995:

"Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's a life for me! Quebecer Karl Oulette isn't a Mountie, but rather an evil swashbuckler intent on stealing Bret Hart's bounty! Arr Matey!"

(and he was released from the company before the year was out! Straight to Davey Jones' Locker with him!)

Arrr, it were a dull day fer me. We had a cap'n from the head office hangin' about all day and I 'ad to keep a civil tongue in me head lest it be forcibly removed. (hangs head morosely) Arrr.