What's your Pirate Name?
I be:
Quote:Mad Tom Flint
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!
Dread Pirate Kidd
Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
Heh. ScottN and I must not be all that different.
Mad Tom Cash
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr!
ARR! I be...
Mad Tom Rackham
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
ScottN, this is great! One of my co-workers is on a pirate kick; I'll have to forward this.
Who is this imposter pretending to be Mad Tom Rackham? There is only one Mad Tom Rackham and that's me!
Will the real Mad Tom Rackham please stand up? Please stand up? Please stand up?
Red Roger Rackham
Passion is a big part of your life, which makes sense for a pirate. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
Mad John Cash
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr!
Mad John Cash - The Man In Black.
Mad Bess Kidd
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!
Black Roger Flint
Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!
Dirty Dave Rackham
You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
I seem to have a lot of relatives and They're always wanting to borrow a doubloon till tuesday. Double arrr!
Sophie! I have exactly the same characteristics as you, but I'm
Mad Charity Kidd
Umm, Callie, how do you know you had the exact same characteristics as Sophie? Did you two fill out the survey together? In which case, why would you tell her about it here, instead of just saying to her, "Sophie! I have exactly..." Ah, never mind.
I mean, Arr! Never mind.
Maybe one of us could be Mad Tom Rackham, the Elder and the other could be Mad Tom Rackham, the Younger...
That's kind of what I was going for with Mad Tom Rackham, the Other in my username last time, but it might not have sounded that way.
Mad John Bonney!
I used to post a few messages around here with my boring initials T.K., but I think from now on every message will be under the name "Mad Tom Vane." Tom just happens to be my real first name also. This is what the site said:
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!
Mad Sam Rackham
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
The Rackham clan grows ever larger!
We're pirates on the sea,
Sailing near and far!
And Rackhams all are we,
Our favorite word is "Arr!"
But nobody's a whaler on the moon yet! Arrr!
I was wondering when someone (namely ScottN) was going to bring that up!
Mad Dog Bonney
Part crazy, part mangy, all rabid, you're the pirate all the others fear might just snap soon. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!
Frickin hilarious!!! ROFL!!! (Though why do others get names like Tom and Sam and I get Bonney??.... err... I mean... Kermit is Sexxxxxy!!)
TUE
Mad Harry Bonney be me. Here be me characteristics:
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!
Well, at least me not be Deborah Harry Bonney. 
Dirty Jack Kidd
You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr
September 19 is Talk Like A Pirate Day.
Arrrrh!
LOL! Here is a funny bit of pirate technology I linked to from the TLAPD site.
Hee. Clan Rackham (do pirates have clans?) , meet your long-lost cousin: Mad Grace.
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit.
Why am I getting the impression I'm the one hanging off the mizzen mast with a sabre between my teeth?
As long as your not hanging by the neck! Oh, wait, then you'd be hanging from a yardarm instead of the mizzen mast. Swinging from the yardarm, actually...
Well, I'll just go swab the deck now...
Warning, the following is off-color, so highlight it to get it on color...
A pirate walks into a bar. He has a steering wheel stuffed into his pants.
The bartender says, "Hey, you've got a steering wheel in your pants!"
The pirate says, "Yarr, and it be drivin' me nuts!"
Thank you! I'll be here all week!
All o'ye need t'be a-rememb'rin' that Sept 19 be International Talk Like A Pirate Day!!!
Arr!
Arrr! I hope ye all remembered to talk like a pirate today. Ye who didn't may have to walk the plank!
Arrr ! I did remember to talk like a Pirate on that day, even if I got funny looks...
Yours,Mad Tom Rackham (Ninja)
guess who
Would that be Blue Bonney? Oh, wait, maybe that's a brand of margarine...
Arrr, It's not nice to fool mother nature.
Your pirate name is:
Black Mary Vane
Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!
Quite interesting as I again review! There's Clan Rackham, Clan Kid, and Clan Flint!
I am, apparently, an AUTHORITY UNTO MYSELF! THERE IS NO CLAN VANE, FOR I AM THE CAPTAIN AND THE COMMODORE!
ARR!
Your pirate name is:
Calico Anne Bonney
Often indecisive, you can't even choose a favorite color. You're apt to follow wherever the wind blows you, just like Calico Jack Rackham, your namesake. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!
Iron Tom Bonney
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you are that person. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!
I am, apparently, an AUTHORITY UNTO MYSELF! THERE IS NO CLAN VANE, FOR I AM THE CAPTAIN AND THE COMMODORE!
Ah...check again. Look at the last post from August 18.
Hey, ain't you the cousin I put into the asylum...?
(Okay, so I missed that. Whoops. But I am still both! ARR!)
Avast ye, swabs here be parrot info a fine feathered friend
Bloody Bess Rackham
Avast, ye scurvy swabbies!!! 'Tis International Talk Like A Pirate Day! Ye've been warned, and if'n ye talk like a landlubber, ye'll be a-walkin' the plank fer sure!
AND NO PARLAY!!!!