Sultana: Sultans Wife.
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From Wikipedia
The term Sultana is also used by non-Islamic Europeans as the title of the chief wife of a Sultan.
Real words------moronic definitions
Ad Hominem: A commercial about Hominem.
Screwdriver: What a prostitute does to a UPS Delveryman.
Hammer: A small pig.
Putty: A Golfer on a real close shot.
Cardinal sin: where high-ranking Roman Catholic ecclesiarchs drink and lodge.
Specimen: Italian born astronaut.
Elemental: Insane Spaniard.
Sultana: Sultans Wife.
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Sultana: Sultans Wife.
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From Wikipedia
The term Sultana is also used by non-Islamic Europeans as the title of the chief wife of a Sultan.
Alternate definition.
Hammer: A large SUV made out of pork.
Overgeneralise: to have too many high-ranking officers in your army.
Champagne Flute: Instrument played on the Lawrence Welk Show
Mayhem: To finally get around to sewing your clothes in the fifth month of the year.
Suicide: One of the dimensions of a Sui.
Fork Lift: What you do at dinner time when eating
Suicide: the act of killing a Sui.
Oxymoron: A bovine with very long horns that's very low on intelligence.
Assault: Sodium Chloride
Bulldozer: A male bovine with long horns taking a nap.
Oxymoron: A person who thinks that over the counter zit medication actually works.
Moron Dictionary: A book that's ironically for those who are too stupid to be able to read and/or understand any of the words in it anyway.
Ambience: A small ambulence.
Paramedics: Two doctors
Wet Nurse: Woman who gets piddled on by infants
Indy 500: The very LAST "Raiders" film
Paradox: (See Paramedics)
Milk Duds: Cows who can't give milk anymore.
Snickers: What Muttley does after something bad happens to Dick Dastardly
Milky Way: Where Earth is.
Computer lingo
Hard Drive: To travel down a bumpy road
Video Card: Piece of plastic used at a swipe station to buy DVDs
Mouse: Mickey's last name
Mouse Pad: A hole in the wall near the floor
CPU: C3PO's brother
CD Burner: An instrument used to destroy unwanted CDs
Monitor: Guard with a whistle
Dialup: To call someone on the phone
Broadband: An all female orchestra
Speedband: An orchestra that plays music too fast
E-Mail: What comes after D-Mail and before F-Mail
World Wide Web: Spiderman's ultimate goal
Internet: What you use to catch interfish
W.W.W. : The logo for Wonder Woman's Wonderbras
HTTP: Holding The Toilet Paper
.Com: Dorothy Com's initials
.AU: Measurement used in outer space
.RAM: Goat-like animal with long horns
.WAV: What you see at the beach when the tide comes in.
MP3: 3 MPH
.AIFF: Acronymn for "All-Idiot, Fred Flintstone"
.RA: Ancient Egyptian diety
MPEG: What you put into a MHOLE
AVI: "A": Part 6
REAL: Opposite of "FAKE"
QUICKTIME: 2/2 beat on musical scale
VCR: Very Crummy Resolution.
DVD: Digital Video! Dynamite!
CD: A bank account
External Drive: To steer the car while pushing it off to the side of the road.
CD / RW: Bank account with retirement withdrawing
The Keyboard
Tab: A soft drink
Caps Lock: The plastic tabs that fit into the holes in the back of baseball caps so it can adjust to your size.
Shift: To change gears
Backspace: The area of skin covering your spinal cord
Enter: Opposite of "Exit"
Insert: The opposite of outcert
Home: Where you live
Page up: To call Mr. Up on the P.A. system
Page down: To call Mr. Down on the P.A. system
End: Opposite of "Beginning"
Delete: An object called a "lete". (There's de lete!)
Scroll Lock: A ribbon with a fastener used on old paper documents
Pause: What most animals have for feet & hands
Break: Time for a coffee
ESC: Extra Stupid Computer
Alt. The height of a flying object
Ins. Abbreviation for "insurance"
F1 - F12: The lowest end of the Educational System's Grading Curve.
(You didn't just get an "F", you got a "F12"!)
Senile: What you do on Egypt's shores.
Sci-Fi Network: To hack to pieces Classic Trek episodes.
Liquid Television: When your set is under the water due to a flood.
MTV: The channel that comes after LTV and before NTV.
Cardinal Sin was an actual person,believe it or not!For those who aren't aware of it he was the highest ranking clergy in the Philppine Catholic church at the time of his death.
This board is hilarious! 
(There are, of course, a few groaners, but a few LOLs, too.)
Batman: A 20 year old bat-boy at a baseball stadium
Berman & Braga: Franchise ruiners
Demi Moore: A woman with a hot body
Marina Sirtis: A Goddess.
Effigy: The 6th and 7th letters of the Italian alphabet.
Alamenohpee: The 12th-16th letters of the American alphabet in the "Alphabet Song" (LMNOP)
Iraq War: See Vietnam
Anna Nicole: To be dead two or more weeks and still not be buried.
Britney Spears: Proper spelling for Britney Shears, the singer who shaved her own head.
Nixon:
1. To cheat in an election by making the other person look worse than you.
2. To lie frequently about what you did / did not do.
3. To make recordings of your private conversations and hope no one else hears them.
so one Paula Jones + Bill Clinton = 1 Nixon?
This board sounds like the Uxbridge English Dicitonary game on the BBC radio show I'm Sorry, I Haven't A Clue!