Dumb People

Nitcentral's Bulletin Brash Reflections: The Kitchen Sink: Stuff Waiting to be sorted: Dumb People
By LUIGI NOVI (Lnovi) on Monday, August 27, 2007 - 11:16 pm:

And you thought Paris Hilton and George W. Bush were dumb.


By Bs on Tuesday, August 28, 2007 - 9:47 am:

The football dogkiller is gonna lose $22 mill ., go to jail for a year and half.I'd spend it on my limo, if I had his salary.

I played touch football in jr. high and got clobbered by my own quarterback when he found out I asked his girl out for Sadi Hawkins Day dance.She asked him should I go?


By ? on Saturday, November 24, 2007 - 12:14 pm:

cant seem find the Dumb Laws board, How dumb am I?


By Polls Voice on Saturday, November 24, 2007 - 3:27 pm:

How could anyone say that Paris Hilton or GWB are dumb? They both speak too much to possibly be confused with someone who is dumb.


By the 74s tm on Tuesday, January 08, 2008 - 9:30 am:

a person using her car seat belt died in it..she struggled to get out but couldnt. she was 30ish and the cops came too late. If she didnt have it on.., she'd be out and in the hospital, alive.local news. last year.
probably hit and run.


By ScottN on Tuesday, January 08, 2008 - 9:11 pm:

Ask any first responder, that's an oddball case. Seat belts save many many more lives than not wearing them. In general most fatal injuries in accidents occur when you're thrown out of the car, or bounced around inside.


By Dumb People on Wednesday, January 09, 2008 - 3:31 am:

A Ceo got cut off,and he chased a guy with a gun.He caught up with a guy with the gun, fully loaded.., he told em what he did wrong..Before he died the Ceo wrote down the car license plate..(near Santa Cruz Ca on highway 680 ?

)
, that's smart because they caught the guy later..


By ScottN on Wednesday, January 09, 2008 - 8:46 am:

680 is not near Santa Cruz. 680 is in San Jose. 17 and 1 are the only highways into/through Santa Cruz.


By ScottN on Wednesday, January 09, 2008 - 8:47 am:

Oh, and please provide documentation for that one.


By ! on Wednesday, January 09, 2008 - 10:11 pm:

try to google Santa Cruz police or chp logs , 2007 editions ,look for Road Rage,probably November?, ScottN..maybe its Highway 17


By John A. Lang (Johnalang) on Wednesday, June 01, 2011 - 7:27 pm:

The other day I saw someone attempt to make a left turn from Green St. onto Elm St. in McHenry at 3:45 PM...which is illegal between 7AM-7PM.

People were honking at this woman...trying to warn her not to do it...but she turned left anyway.

I wonder if anyone reported her.


By John A. Lang (Johnalang) on Friday, June 03, 2011 - 4:59 pm:

BTW...you can only go STRAIGHT when you're on Green St.


By Arrrrrrrrrrrgh on Thursday, July 14, 2011 - 9:05 am:

My s0n, he got a gift , a notebook,he was going to Uc Santa Barbara in the fall, and he was
at ----------- a spanish restaraunt, went to order and his notebook and backpack was stolen in 2 seconds...

he had to call 911,make a pd report etc.

the only good thing is he had his secret password...

.

sigh.


By Callie on Friday, July 15, 2011 - 3:16 am:

Maybe he should have kept a closer eye on it. If he left the items unguarded, of course someone's going to take a golden opportunity like that.


By Todd M. Pence (Tpence) on Friday, July 15, 2011 - 8:34 pm:

Ah, yes, "-----------". I've eaten there many a time. I can still see the marquee with the lit-up eleven dashes in a row.


By Laforge the Useless on Thursday, July 21, 2011 - 8:53 am:

btw, I cant seem to get anyone to
post my things on the Star Trek boards I tried
to email Dan and Don but both their emails bounced back to me..
and I wrote to the chief, and he said the posts are in the hands of the current mod.

I am very dumb...can someone else look in to this and I did register.


By ScottN on Thursday, July 21, 2011 - 2:08 pm:

You have to use your password.


By Laforge the Real useless Man on Friday, July 22, 2011 - 10:12 am:

ScottN, i even tried my real name and it will never post, with password...


By Hes_dead_jim (Hes_dead_jim) on Friday, July 22, 2011 - 11:28 am:

Hey it worked, ScottN!

beam me up


By ScottN on Friday, July 22, 2011 - 2:04 pm:

"MY G-d, What have I done?"


By s (9oregons) on Friday, January 06, 2023 - 8:14 pm:

Should it seem weird nobody has posted here in 12 years? Anyway, I found some books by Ross Petras.
He and his sister Kathy have a language podcast called You're Saying it Wrong. He has a whole bunch of relevant books...

https://www.amazon.com/Ross-Petras/s?k=Ross+Petras

The Stupidest Sports Book of All Time: Hilarious Blunders, Bloopers, Oddities, Quotes, and More from the World of Sports

The Lexicon of Stupidity

Stupidest Things Ever Said: Book of All-Time Stupidest Top 10 Lists

They have a bunch of other books on similar topics.


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