In Van Halen's name! The Shadows are awake!

Delen; 'The Shadows are old, powerful, evil and have friends. We fought them once. There, that covers it. Don't want to bore you with too much information'


Kosh; 'The heart does not bleed to all its parts...Sorry, that was a little cryptic wasn't it?'


Ivonova; 'Captain, the alien has been tracked to brown nine'

Sheridan; 'Ok, we'll stay here and let security deal with it'


The Shadows; 'We come in peace'


Sheridan; 'Set Phasers to stun'


Kosh; 'Use the force John...'


Kosh; 'I am your father...'

Kosh: "Behold the darkness that even a Vorlon can't defeat... Stairs!!!"

(Cut scene from season two's 'Acts of Sacrifice')

Sheridan; 'So Susan, how did you get on with the Lumati ambassador?'

Ivonova; 'Well, it started badly. Then I took him down below and that seemed to satisfy him'

Sheridan; 'Wow! You really will do anything for Earthforce!'

continued...

Ivanova: "Yeah, and after we sealed the deal, I even got a kiss from the ambassador's assistant."

Delenn: "All life is precious... well, except the Vorlons who want to destroy everything in sight."

Bester: Spaceships were inwented in Russia.

OR....


Bester: It's a nuclear wessel!

Garibaldi; 'Why does Londo always say 'Mr Garibaldi' with a smile on his face?'

G'Kar; 'Garibaldi in Centari would translate as ' one who only has three...appendages'

[pause]

Garibaldi; 'OK, I could have lived happily without knowing that'


[On their way to visit Kosh Sinclair and Garibaldi pass though airlock into smoke filled corridor wearing breathing masks]

Garibaldi; 'I see the ambassadors toilet is still backed up'


Shadow ship ; 'We are the Shadows, resistance is futile. You will be assimilated'


[The command staff has been watching Startrek First Contact]

Sheridan; 'Well that proves the Vorlons visited Earth. Kosh was playing the junk-box.'

Ivoniva; 'I did wonder why he kept singing 'oogie boogie'

Ivanova: "In this hour of 'Voice of the Resistance,' we'll show you how Clark is using others, how he's sacrificing thousands to do his bidding while he himself stays in an undisclosed lcoation."

Ivanova: "And that, during a bird hunting trip prior to his rise to the presidency, how he shot a fellow hunter who discovered his plans for world domination."

Ad for new amusement park on B5

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Yeah, I know, lame pun...

G'kar: "Captain Sheridan, since you've opened a store on B5, we were wondering if the Narns could open a shop?"

Sheridan: "Sure G'kar, what store would you like to open?"

G'kar: "Narns and Noble, Starbucks not included."

I guess we could use that one on BSG as well...

Ivanova: "No thanks, I've gone off Coffee..."