Goa’uld brake for no-one
My other car is a death glider
Have you hugged your larval symbiont today?
Free the SG-1
SG-1, B5, VOY – two out of three ain’t bad
Is that a zat-gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
O’Neill for President!
If you can read this, you’re within the “whoosh” zone of the Stargate in my trunk
Elvis is alive and well and living on P3T438
My wife was infested with a Goa’uld and all I got was this lousy bumper sticker
How’s my driving? Dial 1-800-GOAULD
System Lord on board
I hosted a Goa’uld symbiont for 3000 years and all I got was this lousy bumper sticker
Honk if you (heart) Daniel Jackson
Tok’Ra Staff Car
Yes I’m drunk, officer, but it was my larval Goa’uld that was driving
I’ve got PMS and a zat gun. Any questions?
I've been Carterized
(Picture of Ra) I went to Abydos and all I got was blown up
Colonel Maybourne does it with secrecy
(Picture of a Grey, covered in bandages) I'm Thor
Let me dial a wormhole to your heart
Incoming traveler!
My burps are just as dangerous
Don't forget your Winnie!
For a good time dial Hathor
So when can we expect to see the royalties from this, Callie? ;-)
Ok, its been a while since I saw the movie, and can't review it right now, since Im at work, (Shhhhh!) but weren't the Death Gliders originally called something like "Uda-jeets"?
To avoid knocking & pinging, remember to change your host every 400 years.
Just say NO to Nishta!
I'm a Jaffa who knows how to 'Thread the needle.'
Seth happens
Have you hugged your Jaffar today?
Gou'ald in trunk!
Dr.Jackson went to two paralell universes,
and all he brought back for me was this ••••••
tee shirt!
Tea'lc for Governor!
Tok'ra do it better!
When in doubt ZAT!
Pyramid Power
Pyramid ships blow up good, blow up real good
I've done my time in Hell
Not a T-shirt, poster, bumper sticker, but I think it would be cute
A little stuffed penguin whose eyes light up when you squeeze it. ;-)
See the You Know You've Been Watching Too Much Stargate SG-1 When... board If you don't get it
Minnesota:Home of MacGyver and Col. O'Neill
I Break For Asgard Motherships
Chu'lak:Love It,Leave It Or Blow It Up!
Thor For President!
Gone Fishing(For O'Neill's car)
Half Time Score:Minnesota 5,000,000,02-Gou'alds 0
(to paraphrase Ace in the DW ep.The Curse Of Fenric)
One Mad Female Air Force Major Plus One Zat Equals
BIG Trouble!
Fly Air Asgard:It's The ONLY Way To Fly!
One Minnesotan With One Zat Is Worth An Army Of
Jaffar Any Old Day!
I Love Minnesota(for O'Neill's car)
Gou'ald In Trunk
Tok'ra In Trunk(for Gou'ald driven vehicles)
Not a bumper sticker or T-shirt slogan, but watching Unnatural Selection with Teal'c eating Ben & Jerry's ice cream made me wonder about possible SG-1 flavor names.
Jaffa Java
Symbiote Swirl
Teal'c Taffy
Chocolate Carter
O'Neil's Big Honking Space Gum
MALP Mocha
Replicator Ripple
Nox Nougat
System Lord Surprise
Goa'uld Gooseberry
Strawberry Stargate
T-Shirt:
[Slight spoiler for SG-1 episode The Road Not Taken]
I went to an alternate universe and all I got was a divorce from Rodney McKay.