Muhahaha!
A new board to conquer!
That's what you think....
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I ain't scared of no stupid crows, my dog will defend me....!.
(Starts whistling jauntily...)
I'll be your dog.
(Starts barking.)
BTW Callie, when I click on this topic Page 1 comes up and I have to click on the Page 2 link to get here. Shouldn't this be more like you have the MST3K MiSTing boards with the most recent page coming up and the earlier pages an additional link?
I’d thought about that when you pointed out that we needed a new page but then decided that it wasn’t fair to newbies who would click into the middle of a conversation and not have a clue what’s going on. On the other hand, non-newbies have to do twice the clicking (oh, the anguish that must cause). I’m not sure how to proceed on this one.
Perhaps an About Message saying something like, "It's an insane fan thing. Explanation at the top of Page 1." ;-)
Then again The Phantom Return of the Empire's New Hope Strikes Back was only explained on page 1 and it ran for 30-some boards.
Awubble.
Now, how exactly does this luck virus thing work, as I think someone's about to get a blast of "Hex Vision" in the not too distant future....
So many penguins, so little time!
(But where’s the one with the eyes that flash?)
It's behind you with a ribbon device! Duck!
If this is your first visit to this particular page, you might find it helpful to click across to Part 1 first, or you might never understand what the heck we’re rambling on about here!
Heck I don't understand half the stuff I ramble about on this page & I'm the one who started it. ;-)
Thanks, Callie.
KAM, that's a PENGUIN, not a DUCK!
(Yanks off the Penguin mask)
Jeepers! It's old Mr. Quackers from the duck pond!
Quack! Quack!*
* Translation: And I would have gotten away with it if it hadn't of been for you meddling kids!
Penguin Goa’uld? I like it!
Looks around & sees army of Crows in Ninja "Drag" brandishing various Martial Arts weapons, clapping slowly.....
"It looks like Scrappy Doo's about to get the fight (To The Death ?) that he wants...".
"Let Me At Them, Uncle Scooby...! I'll Splat those crows with a Capital S-P-L-A-T !!!!"
*Pulls up a chair, grabs a large bag of peanuts and looks forward to watching the gorefest.*
Meanwhile, while all this is going on, a freak occourance in the space-time continium (probably caused by the mass reaction of Hitchiker's Guide To The Galaxy fans after seeing the movie), has caused a certain Psychotic cyborg, from another film franchise althogheter to appear in front of the Scooby Gang...
Said Cyborg approaches Shaggy, & starts talking to him...
"So Padawan Sha'Gi, we meet again...
Apparently, the craven ARC troopers managed to save your life, along with the rest of the Jedi detritus, that I defeated...
This time, you will be not be as fortunate...."
Meanwhile....
"Hi, I'm Johnny Gomez... And I'm Nick Diamond... Welcome to Celebrity Deathmatch..."
"And on tonight's show we have a Cacaphony of Cartoon Carnage, for your viewing pleasure..."
Meanwhile a certain penguin is looking on at all these anime antics, darkly muttering about the ways these entities will suffer at the hands of "Their Living God"....
Then he's distracted by some Hostess Twinkies™.
Herring-flavored, of course.
Never mind me, I'll just sit here on top of the Telly.....
BOOOM!
Who loves ya baby?
Yeah, whatever did happen to good 'ol Telly? He hasn't been around for a while... perhaps Urgo was being litteral about that whole "Your fate is tied to mine" thing?
"Anyone who dares to sit on me will get the same treatment"....
(The T.V began Muttering in a fairly loud tone of voice)
"By the way, I'm improved, in widescreen & have 100 new channels of evil"...?
(Begins ambluating in a stiff way)
"Now where's that fat fairy Mavis Cruet, I want to give her some "digtal distress""...?
"Oh Dear", thought Willo the Wisp as he surveyed the unfolding scene...
"Evil Edna's on the warpath again, & it looks like anyone who encounters her, will indeed recieve some "digital distress" from her, when she's in that mood"....
"It seems I'll have to warn Mavis & The Moog....".
(Looks at Deathmatch ring busily being constructed)
My god", he thought "Pay Per View mayhem... No wonder Evil Edna's in that mood"....
Y'know, I was watching TV the other day, and it occurred to me that M'kay's "Oh dear... I do so hope that a kangaroo will come along and save me" bit could have made an excellent running joke on Atlantis. Maybe when they give it the animated "Stargate Infinities" treatment...?
(Kanga & Roo show up. Roo's eyes glow)
Roo: Jaffa! Kree!
(Kanga grabs a staff weapon and blasts Winnie)
McKay: Now we'll never know the point of origin!
Zarm - Maybe when they give it the animated "Stargate Infinities" treatment...?
You mean they made a sequel to the awful cartoon???
Noooooooooooooo!!! (camera rises up spinning)
Well, there are rumors... and you have to admit that penguins tend to animate well...
You know... at the Flamingo in Las Vegas, they have a penguin habitat (warm weather pengins!). Now that I think about it, one of them did seem to have glowing eyes....
Are they going to run with Linux?
We'll have to get the animatronic whalers to fight the robotic penguins!
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Rubs flippers with glee...
"Hasta La Vista, Windows..!"
So why was Teal'c wearing a Sailor Moon outfit on P33124?
Was'nt it a attempt to conform to native customs regarding dress, as I seem to recall a mention referring to another SG-Team (18 ?) who had previously made a diplomatic blunder, over this...?
Any truth to the rumor that Penny will show up, having been "Prior-itized/Ori-fied"?
BTW, the US is currently building a road through the Antartic to connect two outposts (normal research and the Ancient one?) Since this isn't a good way of keeping the Ancient outpost secret, does that mean the guys who are building are being controlled by the Penguin Goauld?
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No, it means they have to spend money quick,
otherwise their budget gets cut next year...
(In short, It's "makework").
Talking of “getting cut”, how come Frobisher’s name got cut partway through?
Has the Penguin Goa’uld got him?
*dramatic music cues*
I thought he'd simply shortened his name to The Frobisher.
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I think he's been converted to the Ori belief system, as he's turned up on the Doctor Who boards as Frobisher, The Ori Prior (Eeeek)....
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I think he's been converted to the Ori belief system
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Shouldn't that be Ori-ented?;)
Or else he was just Prior-itized?
The Penguin Goa'uld Winter Holiday Invasion Special???
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Given the fate of the infamous Star Wars Holiday Special, this could be a "one-off" showing....
(Anyone for a Stargate Infinity "special" segment featuring them Vs the Ori, turning up somewhere in said show...?)
Is that where we'd be cheering for the Ori?
Hallowed are the Ori, if they can blast Infinity into ... umm .... well, infinity, really.
Well, I loved the special. The singing, the dancing, the herring exploding to the tune of Jingle Bells!
Could have done without the wardrobe malfunction involving socks, but nothing's perfect.
*sniffs* Philistine. Daniel's socks can never fall off too often.
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They should have used glue, IMO to deal with this problem, though it was very funny to start off with, however the frequent repetition "killed it off", joke wise....
Does anyone know if the Penguin Goa'uld is due to turn up somewhere in Season 10, or is said season totally dominated by the Ori Conflict...?
(Alternately, will the Stargate:Atlantis crew encounter him/her (Delete as Applicable) next season...?).
Yours...
Not exactly a penguin, but recently I photographed a cat Goa'uld - Bastet. (uploading an imgage won't work, so I post a link)
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Glue filled socks....!
If this continues, they'll be testing out the "Happy Helmet", on poor old Daniel, & you know what happens then....
Did someone mention socks...!
My flippers, not to mention my feet are freezing...
There's a rumour that the Penguin Goa'uld will cameo in a Stargate:Atlantis Episode next season...?
Can anyone confirm this...?
“Adrift”? Atlantis heads to a new planet and lands on top of an iceberg, only to find that they’re not alone ...
“Doppelganger”? ‘Take two penguin Goa’ulds into the shower? ...’
“Reunion”? Carter arrives on Atlantis. It’s only while unpacking her suitcases that she finds that someone – or something – has stowed away ...
Penny is finally making his move:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrxmpihCjqw
Or, if that one's gone, type "flying penguins" into the search box.
Re: Big Finish Audio adaptations & the "Penguin Goa'uld"...
Well, Big Finish now have acquired the franchise to do Stargate:Sg-1 & Stargate: Atlantis adaptations in a similar fashion to the "Companion Chronicles" that they're doing with Doctor Who...
One of the adaptations is to be a 2 part
"crossover" between SG-1 & Atlantis, but set in different seasons. (Season 5 for the SG-1 segment & Season 3 for Atlantis).
Christopher Judge is said to be reading the SG-1 story & Amanda Tapping, the Atlantis story....
The Link between both parts, is the apperence of a certain Goa'uld....
Well, I've heard a rumor about an upcoming episode of Universe titled "Penguin".
Apparently Penny gets ahold of one of the communication stones & trades places with Rush, doing all sorts of evil things on the ship... but no one notices anything different.
Eli doesn't even think it odd that he has to wear a sock while feeding 'Rush' pickled herring.
Oh, thank the gods - the series is saved!
Best spoiler ever, Keith. Thank you for giving me hope for the series. I'm so excited about this forthcoming episode!!
