Suspicion

(Teyla is fighting the Wraith on that planet with the ruins)

Wraith (singing): Sticks and stones may break my bones...

Birthright (SG-1)
(Daniel talking to Nesa)
[as pedophile] Would you like some candy, little girl?
or
[as pedophile] Would you like to see a puppy?

(Daniel waking up to see staff weapon)
[as Daniel] I didn't ask for a wake-up call.

Birthright
(Teal'C is telling Ishta of SG-1's exploits)
Teal'C: And then there was a solar flare and we travelled back through time-
Ishta: Time travel is impossible!

Birthright
(Nessa) "Does anyone know where that funny looking blue box marked "Police Box:Call For Assistance" came from...?".

Birthright (again)

Ishta (upon meeting Teal'C): Is there a symbiote in your pouch or are you just pleased to see me?

Abyss (SG-1)
(Ba'al torturing Jack)
[say] Ba'al's dropping acid.

Lost City part 2
Ronan: I have a ship at my disposal. ... I am a fine pilot.
[as Bra’tac]: But why are you not wearing any underwear?

Childhood's End

(Wraith probe appears. McKay puts on a blindfold, pulls out a lightsaber, and starts fighting it as the probe shoots beams of energy at him).

Evolution Part 2 (SG-1)
(When title comes up)
[as Announcer] Darwin strikes back!

(Burke shows up)
[as Jack] Just shoot me.

The actor playing Burke was Elliot on Just Shoot Me.

(Guerilla leader turns on box)
"It's a little square Stargate!"

(We see the Goa'uld Queen)
[as Queen] I asked for a Private room!

(The 'dead' soldier shows up)
[as Zombie] Brains... brains...

(Burke blasts the 'dead' soldier)
[as SCTV Fan] He blowed up good. He blowed up real good.

(Under the heading of Better late than never)
Re: KAM's posting:
Daniel: Sam, were we ever...?
Sam: Ohhh, no, no. We were just friends.
Daniel: Okay.
[as Daniel] What about me & Jack?
[as Sam] Oh, yeah! Big time!

The scary part is, I can almost see this! Are you sure they didn't actually do this somewhere?! Or maybe this belongs under 'You know you've been watching too much...'

As far as I know they've never done that.

Lifeboat
(Jack sitting there watching Daniel)
[as sarcastic veiwer] Wow! What acting! Truly he deserves all that money for sitting there doing nothing!

Re:Last Comment
"We're busy doing nothing all the day through, trying to think of things not to do....".

Rising

(At the end of the episode, a Wraith Dart pursues the Puddlejumper through the gate...then we hear an almighty crunch and pull back to reveal the Dart is embedded in the top chevron)

[as Jim Bowen]: ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHT-Y!

Lockdown

Vassilov: I wish to join SG-1.
[as Vassilov]: And if me being a Russian at SGC doesn't get me killed, can I try dating Carter?

Should there be separate MiSTing boards for SG-1 & Atlantis?

Grace (SG-1)
(alien ship approaching)
[as Trekkie] It's the Romulans!

(Grace being blown out of ship)
[as Flight Attendent] Buh-bye!

Grace: We need to talk.
[as Sam] Then why did you keep going away?

The First Ones (SG-1)
(When title comes up)
[as Hanna-Barbara singers] First Ones! Meet the First Ones! They're a Goa'uld family...

Keith, I thought about it when Atlantis started but wondered if it was necessary. Did you think of a specific reason why there ought to be, cos I’m definitely open to suggestions on this one?

Minor reason mainly. Sometimes when people just use the episode title it's hard to know if that's SG-1 or Atlantis. *shrug* Nothing major that's why I asked the question just in case anyone else gets confoozled by it (or if I'm the only one).

Re:Thande's last comment
"Where's Bully when you need him....?".

Shepherd (to Wraith): Super, smashing, lovely, great. Now let's see who you COULD have sucked the life force out of!

(A speedboat comes out of the Stargate)

Wraith: What would I want with a speedboat? I live on a planet with no sea!!

Within the Serpent's Grasp

(SG-1 enter wearing black woolly hats)

[as Paul Whitehouse] Int Stargate brilliant?!

Within the Serpent’s Grasp
Klorel’s sarcophagus opens. Klorel opens his eyes. They flash.
[as Klorel] “You ain’t seen me, roight?”
The sarcophagus closes again.

Serpent's Lair

(SG-1 are reunited with Daniel)

Daniel: Yes, I healed myself with the sarcophagus, and then I worked out the Goa'uld ships were close enough to Earth to use Earth as the point of origin, so I dialled the Alphasite and escaped.
[as Daniel]: Which was nice.

Re:Thande's Thur 27 Jan 2:21 Comment
It could have been worse....
At least Dusty Bin did'nt come rolling out the Stargate....
But what would The Wraith do with a brand-new Dustbin, one wonders....

Reckoning pt 1

(Jacob brings up a panel with scrolling red symbols)
[as Matrix fan]: It's the Matrix!

(After the new weapon doesn't affect the Replicator ship)
Thor: They have adapted.
[as Carter]: What are they, the Borg?!!

Before I Sleep

Beckett: She is you. From the past.
[as Weir]: She's not me from the past! In the past I was blonde and played by a different actress!

It's Good To Be The King

First Prime: Those sound like Tauri weapons!
Harry: What's a Tauri?
[as First Prime]: It's an old game system, that use to play boring games like tennis and hockey on your television, but that's not important right now!!!

Chimera
(When title comes up)
[as Dick Van Dyke singing] Chim-chimera chim-chimera, chim-chim-charoo...

Not really MiSTings but I've a couple of Stargate limericks:

"Those Jaffa who still serve the Goa'uld
Are really quite easily fooled.
They're not really gods,
You gullible sods!"
Says Teal'C - his temper's not cooled.


Last year I went through the Stargate,
With some Wraith I kept quite a far date.
They sucked out the life
From my brother and wife
This year I'm staying in Margate!

Death Knell (SG-1)
SG-1 at the bottom of the hole)
[as Golfer] Hole in one!

(Anubis' Super Soldier shooting & missing)
[as Viewer] Anubis never should have assimilated Cylon targeting technology.

(Super Soldier's arm comes out of the dirt)
[as Horror Film Viewer] It's Carrie!

(Jack putting his arm around Sam as the camera pulls back)
[as Viewer] Writer's a shipper.

The Brotherhood
As Sheppard, McKay, and the ladies are exloring a dark underground cavern, and Sheppard's light starts moving to the camera to hold it to the audience's eyes.
[as audience]: Ack! I'm blind! Stop shinning that thing on us!!!

Lost City (SG1)
(Anubis' Super-Jaffa shoot the regular Jaffa)
[as Donald Trump] You're fired!

O’Neill: Alright, that does it. You know, the entire VHS collection was going to one of you. It’s going to Siler. He gets it. (There’s a knock on the door.)
[as Jack] Unless that's him.

Bra’tac: Anubis is gathering the full force of his fleet. He will be here within three days.
[as Weir] Man, did I pick the wrong week to give up drinking.
or
[as Bra'tac] And he will be bringing a fruitcake.
or
[as Daniel] What if we turn off the lights and pretend not to be home?

Lost City, Part 2 (SG1)
(Jack being put in suspended animation)
[as viewer 1] They're freezing him in carbonite!
[as viewer 2] Next season Sam dresses up like a bounty hunter to free him.

Lost City part 2
Jack is put into suspended animation
Sam walks over to the stasis capsule. Daniel and Teal’c discuss the fact that this isn’t the lost city of Atlantis. The camera cuts across to Sam and we see that her tongue is now stuck to the outside of the capsule.

LOL

Stargate: Atlantis
Opening credits
[as me] Who names their kid, Rainbow Sun?

Rising
Onscreen Graphic: Several million years ago
[as smart alec] ...on a tuesday.
or
[as MST3K] Next Sunday AD.

(Atlantis rising up)
[as nervous person] Hey watch it! You can put someone's eye out with those spires!

Children Of The Gods SG-1
(As female sergeant approaches the covered up Stargate)
[as viewer] If this were a horror movie there'd be a masked killer behind that.

(Inside the cartouche room)
[as Doctor Who fan] Aaaaaaa! The TARDIS console is on fire!

(Naked Shar'uri on the slab and Ammonet's symbiote comes out)
[as sarcastic viewer] Ahhhh, such subtle symbolism.

Bane
(When title comes up)
[as comic book fan] Look out Batman!

Cold Lazarus
(When title comes up)
[as viewer 1] Is that anything like Cold Duck?
[as viewer 2] I'll drink to that!

Re:last comment
And exactly how much is Dennis Potter's estate being paid for Stargate's use of the above title...?
(For your information, Dennis Potter was a controversial British T.V playright whose last play was called Cold Lazarus.
The play dealt with the lead character from his previous work Karioke, head being reanimated, having been placed in cryonic suspension,in the present, by a future society some 400 years from now...
He's best known for Pennies from Heaven,
The Singing Detective & Brimstone & Treacle).

The Ties That Bind [SG-1]
Arlos (played by Wallace Shawn) [describing his previous relationship with Vala to Cameron and Daniel]: I remember it as if it were yesterday. Some nights we would steal away from the city, strip off our clothing and bathe in the springs of Argotten. We would chase one another across the mossy hills and then lie naked under Adora's moons and Vala would sometimes ...
[As audience]: Inconceivable!

Fire And Water SG-1
Daniel (reading): What fate Omoroca?
[as Daniel] Well, it's a candy made in Tacoma...
[as Nem] Omoroca, not Almond Roca!

I’ve been remiss in not posting this link before. If you like reading MSTings, you may enjoy The Breadbox Editions which are a similar concept, MSTing (or should that be ‘Breadboxing’?) complete SG-1 episodes and written from the perspective of the TV audience and sub-sets of the audience, e.g. groups of fans who want Sam and Jack to be together, or groups who want no romance at all, or groups who are Teal’c fans etc. They also include rebuttals from ‘the writers’, comments from the Stargate itself and all sorts of other weird combinations of characters and groups of fans. A warning, though: they are PG rated for mild language and sexual innuendo.

They take a bit of getting used to, especially the terminology used for some of the groups of commentators, but there is a full set of definitions of these terms here.

There are Breadbox Editions of all of season 7 of SG-1 and most of Season 8. As these work directly from transcripts, there will obviously be enormous spoilers if you’ve not seen the episodes yet.

I think they’re enormous fun. Anyone who refers to SG-1 as “SG-.75” once Jack’s not around much, and to Anubis as “the Walking Laundry Pile” is alright in my book!

Callie,

ROTLMAO! Thanks for the Breadbox tip - it's refreshing to read the funny comments (esp. since Mistings have been hard to find lately, since WebSite 9 is still off), and so many of their comments towards the writers *grin*

The only minor downside are the shippers and slashers, which I find a bit tiring after a while. But still, awfully good. I can't wait to read their comments on Atlantis - hope that comes soon!

Stargate: Atlantis Trinity

When Sheppard, Teyla, Rodney etc. fly out of the space stargate and approach the lost anchient planet with tons of ship wreckage around it.
[as Sheppard]: Caprica?!?!

Singularity SG-1
(Jack's watch goes off)
[as Marvin the Martian] Where was the kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom.

Solitudes
(Carter slipping down the ice)
[as little kid] Wheeeeeeee...!

Within The Serpent's Grasp SG-1
(Any shot of the Serpent guards marching by)
[as Stan Lee] It's the Merry Marvel Marching Minions!

Re:Kam's Monday posting
Well, it seems that someone's nicked Marvin's Alludium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator,
but was it Bugs or Daffy, & will it interfere with his observations of Venus...?
Yours, Baffled

New Order Part 2 SG-1
Jack: Brigadier ... It’s on my list.
[as Brigadier] Chap with the wings. Five rounds rapid!

(Carter gets promoted)
[as Voyager viewer] In your face Harry Kim!

Rising Part 2 Atlantis
(Sheperd stabs Wraith)
Sheperd: That has to kill you!
[as doctor from Lifeforce] I shoved it through the energy center of your body!

Weir (to Sheperd): There's something I want you to sleep on.
[as Weir] Me.

Hide And Seek Atlantis
McKay: I passed out... from manly hunger.
[as viewer] I thought he was from Canada not San Francisco.

New Order Part 2 SG-1
Weir: You're our prisoners. Take them away!
[as Weir] And play loud rock music in their cells!

Zero Hour SGC
Dr. Lee: Gamma radiation seems to work.
[as plant] Grrr! Plant smash!

Avatar SG-1
Carter: Don't count Teal'c out yet!
[as Carter] I never should have bet my underwear on him winning!

Carter: I've been working on a frequency modulator chip.
[as Carter] I got the idea from Star Trek.

(We see the computer version of Carter)
[as sleezy male veiwer] Gee, I wonder if there's a nude cheat?

(We see the computer version of Daniel)
[as sleezy female veiwer] Gee, I wonder if there's a nude cheat?

Teal'c: He's using a cloak of invisiblity.
[as 8-Bit Theatre reader] Fire Magic Missile against the darkness!

Childhood's End Atlantis
(When title comes up)
[as veiwer] You know, the part that needs changing.

(Kids pop out of the bushes)
[as veiwer] It's Peter Pan and the Lost Boys!

(The Wraith device shows up)
[as horror fan] It's the thing from Phantasm!

(Leader gets shot)
[as veiwer 1] Well, he got the point.
[as veiwer 2] Now he has an Arrow shirt.

Icon SG-1
Lita: Jared it's not what you think.
[as Lita] I'm just a guest star. He'll have forgotten about me by next week.

Suspicion Atlantis
(The team runs through the gate at the beginning)
[as the Director] Okay, everyone stop and stare at the gate like a bunch of dufuses!

Affinity SG-1
WARNING! SPOILER!
(Krista & Teal'c staring at each other at the end)
[as Krista] I killed a man for you! Doesn't that mean anything?

Poisoning The Well Atlantis
When title comes up)
[as veiwer] Most people just settle for spiking the punch.

(Shot of the Hoff city)
"Dinotopia!"

Affinity SG-1
(When title comes up)
[Sing to theme of Stargate: Infinity] Stargate Affinnnnnnnnnnnity...
(keep up until the other people in the room beat you to death. ;-)

Covenant SG-1
Sam: let’s show him why it’s so important to keep the secret
[as Cynical Viewer] Because if they don't keep the secret, then they can't pretend this is set in the "Real World".

Home Atlantis
Weir: Do you have a minute?
[as Weir] I need a quickie.

Endgame SG-1
(Sam in black leather)
[as Announcer] Dr. Carter's wardrobe by Mrs. Emma Peel.

The Storm Atlantis
[as Viewer 1] Oh, no! Killer bees!
[as Viewer 2] That's The Swarm, nitwit.

Kolya: Say goodbye to Dr. Weir.
[as me] Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Okay, she's not as annoying as Tegan on Dr. Who, but she's a badly conceived character

(by KAM)
Home Atlantis
Weir: Do you have a minute?
[as Weir] I need a quickie.

[as Callie] Nooooooo! KAM’s turning into a shipper!!!!!

LOL!

Grace Under Pressure (Atlantis)

McKAY: “Shut down inertial dampeners.”
The computer screen flashes up the message ACTION NOT POSSIBLE AT THIS TIME.
[as Carol the bank clerk/travel agent from Little Britain] “Computer says no.”

Alternatively (Based on Callie's MiSTing -- I haven't seen the ep yet):


McKAY: “Shut down inertial dampeners.”
The computer screen flashes up the message ACTION NOT POSSIBLE AT THIS TIME.
[As HAL 9000]: I'm sorry, Dave, but I can't do that."

That’s a better line than you think, Scott. I won’t give any spoilers here, but in light of the way the episode was going at that time, they actually missed out on a good line, because McKay could definitely have yelled at the computer, “What are you, HAL?!”

Re:last comment
Why, does it recommend that McKay take a stress pill...?
(Mind you, maybe he's already taken it...)

Prometheus Unbound SG-1
(Hammond decides to go over to the cargo ship)
[as my dad] An act of Willaim Shatner.

(About to give mouth to mouth to Hammond)
[say] Brokeback SG-1

Vala: You hit me!
[as me] It's about time!

Prometheus Unbound

Vala: You hit me!
[as Vala]: Picard never hit me!

Re:

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By KAM, supplemental on Monday, January 12, 2004 - 06:19 am:

ScottN - The Seahawks are in the playoffs
[as Jack] And how's that going, by the way?

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By Callie on Wednesday, November 10, 2004 - 07:06 am:

Keith - re your first post of 10 November: I have corrected the error for you.

Bet you didn't even know you'd made one, did you? ;-)

By KAM on Thursday, November 11, 2004 - 02:42 am:

I'm surprised I only made one. ;-)

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The Tower Atlantis
McKay: “Baldric, my trusty local guide, says he knows a way into the underground city.”
[as Beckett] “Have fun storming the castle!”

Re:Last Comment
But does Baldrick have a cunning plan, one asks...?
If so, how spectacularly will it go wrong...?
And what will be the French Taunter's reaction to this...?

Continuing, and shifting back to the Princess Bride...

But, alas, neither McKay nor Baldric have a wheelbarrow!

ScottN - The Seahawks will be playing in some game in Detroit on 5 Feb. Apparently it's a really big game, because it has the letters "XL" after the name.
Ah, it's probably just some post-season exhibition game since only 2 teams seem to be involved, rather than the whole league.
Anyway, I hope the Seahawks hit more home runs and sink more holes in one then Spitsburg does.

It's Good To Be King SG-1
Daniel: Come on, Jack. You’ve already proven that the Ancient gene you possess allows you to operate Ancient technology. It’s no different than, uh, the device in Antarctica. Just ... (he closes his eyes and gestures dramatically) focus your mind.
[as Star Wars fan] Use the Force, Jack.

(Puddlejumper starts shorting out)
[as Jack] I just wanted a turkey sandwich!

Hot Zone Atlantis
(When title comes up)
[say] Wasn't that a lemon fanfic featuring Sheppard, Teyla & Weir?

(Teyla & Sheppard fighting)
[as Buffy fan] It's Buffy & Giles!

(Drop generator out of Puddlejumper, cut to people waiting)
[as Marvin the Martian] Where was the kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom.

Re:Kam's last comment
Maybe the generator had run out of Alludium Q-36, or has a certain rabbit nicked the Alludium....?

Citizen Joe SG-1
Joe: All you need to know is you ruined my life.
[as Joe] When you were MacGuyver!

Before I Sleep Atlantis
Beckett: Which, I might remind you, is not uncommon for a woman of ten thousand.
[as Weir] How many 10,000 year old women have you worked with?

McKay: I died?!
Old Weir: You never gave up trying, right until the end.
McKay: Well, a man wonders how he would choose to go out, given such dire circumstances. Now I know.
[as Old Weir] Your last words were, "Mommy!"

(Weir pours her older selfs ashes out)
[as person below] Ooh, yuck! Someone's dumping dead people on us!

Sanctuary Atlantis
(When title comes up)
[as Quasimodo] Sanctuary! Sanctuary!

Sanctuary Atlantis
(When title comes up)
[as viewer who has seen the episode before] More like 'Skanktuary'.
(Not a popular episode amongst the vast majority of fans!)

Sanctuary Atlantis
(When title comes up)
(Computer voice from Logan's Run)
"Logan 5, your mission is to locate the installation codenamed Sanctuary & destroy it..."

Atlantis

(as MacGyverized Orion actually makes orbit to everyone's surprise)
McKay: "I'm a genius!"
[me] "Gee…you think?!"

In reference to the title of the episode "Cold Lazarus" being the property of some writer's estate,the problem is that titles cannot be copyrighted (I once made this point to a judge that I can,in fact write a story called 'Star Wars' if I base it off of the US anti-missile satellite program…but if the pilot is named Han and it is a solo mission, I could get in trouble).

Reckoning SG-1
Baal (to Anubis): As you wish.
[as narrator] Soon Anubis began to realize that when Baal said "As you wish" he was really saying "I love you."

Sacrifices SG-1
(Initial meeting at the conference table with Ishta's people ends. Daniel has a stupid smile on his face)
[as Daniel] So where's the jailbait?

Ishta: Kar'yn, you must learn not to let your emotions take you to such extremes.
[as T'Pol] It is not the Vulcan way.

Underground Atlantis
(Ford & McKay walk into the underground room)
[as computer gamer] It looks like something out of Myst.

Reckoning, Part 2 SG-1
(As the wall panels open to the weapon)
[hum the Get Smart theme]

Letters From Pegasus Atlantis
McKay: I'll begin with a few observations on a subject that is both near and dear to my heart
[as McKay] Me.

Threads SG-1
Jacob (on his deathbed): I just wanna know you're gonna be happy.
Sam: I am.
[as Sam] I am in the will, right?

Pete: Don't say I deserve better. Can't get much better than you.
Sam: That's not true.
[as Sam] I know this CIA agent...

(Daniel comes out of Jack's office wrapped in a flag)
[as Bra'tac] Hellooooo sailor!

The Gift Atlantis
Dr. Heitmeyer (putting Teyla under hypnosis): Close your eyes
[as the Beatles] ...and I'll kiss you, tomorrow I'll miss you...

Thirty Eight Minutes Atlantis

McKay and Teyla see the event horizon of the Gate bisecting the Puddle Jumper, then notice that there is an arm sticking out of the puddle.
McKay: Give me a hand.
[as Teyla]: There's one right there - how many more do you need?!

Hide & Seek Atlantis
Sheppard: What exactly is ascension?
[as SG-1 Viewer] That's when you become an arrogant twit with fantastic powers who doesn't care about normal people, but that's not important right now...

The Misbegotten Atlantis

Weir to Woolsey: Have you ever been off-world?
[as Woolsey]: Yeah, I was stuck in the Delta Quadrant for 7 years.

The Real World Atlantis.
Weir’s mother hands her a silver pocket watch.
Mrs Weir: Your father’s watch.
[as Mrs Weir] You’ll never guess where I’ve been keeping it all these years.

The Real World Atlantis.
(Weir's mother hands her a silver pocket watch)
Mrs Weir: Your father's watch.
[as Mrs. Weir] He was buried with it.

Counterstrike, SG-1
When Adria, Vala's daughter now all grown up, played by the pretty Morena Baccairn, comes into the room and says, 'Hello, mother.' I added, 'Have you seen Mal?'
Reference to Firefly series and Serenity movie.

Going way, way back...
One of my favorite movies actually starts: A really long time ago ... just before lunch.

Origin (SG-1)
(Dosi leading Daniel to talk with the Ori)
[as Dosi] Bring the hotdogs & marshmellows.

(The Dosi has just said they'll be building ships to spread the word)
[as Announcer] Next week, The Son, The Ori & The Reign by Phil Ferrand!

Atlantis Season 2 Title Rifs (No wait! Come back!)

Aurora
(When title comes up)
[as model builder] An epsiode about a model making company?

The Lost Boys
(When title comes up)
[as Peter Pan Fan] Second star to the right & straight on till morning!
or
[as Peter Pan Fan] I believe in fairies!

Epiphany
(When title comes up)
[as Avery Brooks] Epiphany is when...

The Long Goodbye
(When title comes up)
[as smart alec] It's not the size of your goodbye, it's how you use it.

Origin (SG-1)
Daniel: What are you doing here?
[as Jack] Just stopped by to pick up my check.

The Ties That Bind SG-1
(Vala has just left through the gate and Daniel walks off-screen)
[as Daniel] My wallet!

Teal'c: As you wish.
[Voiceover] Soon Mitchell began to realize that when Teal'c said, "As you wish" he was really saying, 'I love you'.

Duet Atlantis
(Ronon eating)
[as viewer] What's a Klingon doing on Atlantis?

SG-1
The Powers That Be
(dead body gets up)
[as Lam] Good thing we didn't start the autopsy.

Atlantis
Trinity
(They find Collins body)
[as tasteless person] Kentucky Fried Collins! Who wants a drumstick?

Conversion
(Sheppard kissing Teyla]
[as shipper] It's about time!

(Sheppard fighting Bravo team)
[sing] Spider-Man, Spider-Man, he can do what a spider can...

Aurora
(They find the bodies in statsis)
[as Kirk] Kahn!

Re:Conversion
But can he "spin a web any size"...?

Again, under Better Late than Never:
Regarding Kam's line: Ba'al's dropping acid.

That's exactly what I said the first time I saw it!

SG-1
Ex Dues Machina
(When title comes up)
[as smart alec] So he's no longer a member of the Machinas Union?

(We see the four Baals at the end)
[start humming the closing credits from The Outer Limits]

Atlantis
Instinct
Zaddik: It's not what you think! She's my daughter!
[as viewer] Ewwwww! He did it with a Wraith???

SG-1
The Fourth Horseman
(General Landry's comment about how the Jaffa's fight for freedom could become a civil war)
[as the writer] Look at my subtle political commentary!!!

(When Orlin coments about the Ori being religious & the Alterrans believing in science)
[as the writer] See! See! Even more subtle political commentary!

General Landry: The president has closed the borders.
[as Landry] However illegal aliens will still be allowed to come & go as they please.

Atlantis
The Lost Boys
(Ronan fighting Wraith with a sword)
[as Duncan McCloud] There can be only one!

Grace Under Pressure (Atlantis)
(When title comes up)
[say] Starring Brett Butler

(at the end when the alien whale swims over)
[as Riven player] It's a Whark!

Ethon (SG-1)
(Confrontation/shootout in the bunker)
[as announcer] Next on Stargate: 24...

The Tower (Atlantis)
(They join hands for the prayer)
[as Eldred] Hallowed are the Ori...

(Rodney & Baldric are sealed in)
[as Baldric] I have a cunning plan...

The Long Goodbye (Atlantis)
(Weir walking toward the pod)
"Plot contrivance walking!"

Camelot (SG-1)
(Slow-motion shots on the ships)
[as director] Whoops! Episodes a little short! Drag it out!

Re: KAM's last post
Surely you mean, KAM,"Introduce more 3:2 pulldown, the episode's running too short...".
(This is a common solution when transferring 24fps (48 hz) film to 60hz NTSC Video....).

Well, since I've never done that I was unfamiliar with the terminology.

The Road Not Taken
(Carter wakes up in alternate universe. Maj. Lorne runs in and asks if she's all right)
Carter: Did you just call me major?
[as Carter] Didn't you see the U.S. previews? My name's Amanda!

Talion
(Teal'c impales Arkad on the wall and stabs him)
[as Teal'c]Top that, Ronon!

Progeny Atlantis
Teyla: I think they are hiding something.
[as viewer] Thank you Miss Obvious.
or
[as Picard] Thank you, Counselor Troi.
or
[as Teyla] I also think water is wet & Tuesday follows Monday.

(Niam looks up as the hatch of the puddlejumper is opened)
[as Niam] This blows!

(Final shot of Niam floating in space)
[as Announcer] It's the Niam action figure! Vacuum sealed for preservation!

Travelers Atlantis
(When title comes up)
[say - if you're me]: What's the betting that when I insist on typing the word "Travellers" (with two ells) in the transcript, even though I add a transcriber's note explaining that I'm English and I'm bloomin' well going to use the English spelling, that nasty American moderator on Gateworld will change it to only one ell?
(Then smirk when he only catches the first use of it and misses all the others ...)

Oddly enough I usually spell Travelers with 2 L's as well, even though I'm an American.

Common Ground (Atlantis)
Dr. Weir: They're our guests!
[Ronan singing as Lumiere] Be our guest! Be our guest! Put our service to the test!

The Real World
Weir: I'm back in Atlantis
Carson: You never left
[as Weir] I had this dream and you were there & you &... Whoops! Wrong story.

My nephew Brandon came up with this one.

Company Of Thieves SG-1
Guy on bridge: Two Goa'uld motherships have just appeared!
[as Daniel] I can tell that through the window!

The Return, Part II (Atlantis)
(Jack swimming underwater)
[as SG-1 Viewer] Too bad they didn't have Jonas, he could hold his breath a long time.

(Weir & Jack hug)
[as Carter] Hands off! He's mine!

The Quest, Part 2 SG-1
(Dragon bursts out of the top of the volcano)
[as Japanese bystander] It's Rodan!

The Misbegotten
(When title comes up)
[sing] Once upon a time when things were misbegotten...

Weir: I didn't realize I was on trial.
[as Q] The trial never ends.

The Pegasus Project - SG-1
Odyssey officer: Hyperdrive is out!
SFX: Explosion
[as Odyssey Officer] And the tea machine!

Sateda - Atlantis
Sheppard: You say that as if we're always getting in trouble!
[as Caldwell] You are! It's like you're the stars of some weekly TV show.

Spoils of War (Atlantis)
Lorne: “My sister has a couple of kids. Two boys: five and seven.”
[say] “That’s a couple of weird names to give to your children! She must be an SG-1 and Voyager fan.”

Or Peanuts fan. ;-)

Echoes - Atlantis
(Weir has been told about Daedalus wanting to beam down people)
Caldwell: What do you mean no?
[as Caldwell] I've been holding it since the Milky Way!

Line In The Sand - SG-1
Cam: What's up?
Teal'c: Our time. (ships whizz by overhead)
[as Atlantis fan] Wraith darts?!?

Ori Lackey: Seize him!
[as Curly] I sees him! I sees him!

Childhood's End

[as Arthur C. Clarke fan]: So where are the Overlords?

Fire And Water SG-1
Daniel (reading): What fate Omoroca?
[as Daniel] Trump fired her, and then she was on "The Surreal Life"
[as Nem] Omoroca, not Omarosa!

The Shroud - SG-1
(The supergate is lighting up)
[as Walter] Chevron 1 is engaged!
or
[as Puppet Walter] Chevron 1 is lit up!

Fire and Water SG-1

Daniel: What fate Almond Rocca? You kidnapped me to ask me about my grandmother's cookie recipes?!

Thanks.

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Tweaked your apostrophe for you, Keith (and there's something I don't do for people every day!).

BTW, how big is this page now? Do I need to set up part 3 yet? (Even if it doesn't contain as much text as most pages, it might still take a long time to load.)