The Kinosodes

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The Kinosodes are brief recordings made onto Kinos outside of the episodes. Some of them are just fun while others add a little to the events of a particular episode. Initially they were posted on MGM’s Stargate pages but they’ve since been removed. Most, but not all, are on the Season 1 boxset.

The full list is as follows:

1 – Get Outta Here (Young)
The Colonel is not happy when he finds a Kino spying over his shoulder as he makes notes on the list of crew members.

2 – Not the Com Lab (Eli)
Eli gets a little lost on his tour of the ship.

3 – No Idea (Eli)
Eli continues his tour of the ship, and finds a room he’s not been in before.

4 – The Stargate Room (Eli)
Eli films the Gateroom.

5 – Eli’s Room (Eli)
Eli films his room, talks about the Rush/Young dynamic, and worries about calisthenics in the morning.

6 – Don’t Encourage Him (Scott, T.J. and Greer)
Eli flies a Kino into the Mess and is chastised (hilariously) for spying by Kino on Lieutenant James.

7 – Corridor Conversation (Scott and Chloe)
Short footage of Matt and Chloe having a private (and unheard) conversation at the end of a corridor.

8 – Marked Hatch (Eli)
Eli is unsure whether the hatch behind him – marked with a chalked “X” – is safe to open or not.

9 – Not Supposed To Be In Here (Eli)
Eli films the shuttle.

10 – Nobody Cares (Eli and Chloe)
Eli interviews Chloe.

11 – Kino Race (Eli and Riley)
Eli and Riley have a race between two Kinos.

12 – Covered Kino (James)
Lieutenant James finds a Kino in the shower room.

13 – Variety (Becker and a scientist)
Becker talks with a scientist as she tries to come up with some flavourings for the rations.

14 – You Okay? (Scott and Chloe)
Scott comforts Chloe after her visit home.

15 – Do I Look Stupid? (Riley and Brody)
The two men have amusing problems while being put into the environment suits in Earth.

16 – All Telford’s Fault (Brody and Park)
Brody anguishes about Riley’s accident in Earth and comes to a decision about Telford taking over the ship.

17 – What’s That Light? (Brody and Park, Greer and Scott)
Scott and Greer listen as Brody and Park test out the ship’s communications systems and unwittingly transmit their conversation around the ship.

18 – New Kind of Crazy (Scott, Eli and Riley)
The boys freak out about the two Kinos they found on the jungle planet in Time.

19 – Only Run When Chased (Scott, Volker, Park, Eli, Brody)
Scott interrupts the others watching an episode of South Park but they come up with an ingenious way of stopping him from dragging them off for a run.

20 – Want Me To Bust Him Up? (Park and Greer)
Greer cheers up an upset Park when Rush’s insults get too much for her.

21 – The Apple Core (Eli, Brody, Park and Volker)
This one’s fun! Brody argues with the others about the name of a particular room.

22 – Not Just for Posterity (Park)
Hilarious! It’s Lisa talking about how devoted she is to her boyfriend back on Earth; then her recording is interrupted by the arrival of someone at the door – and she doesn’t quite hit the Pause Recording button correctly ...

23 – We Volunteer To Do This (Airman Kelly)
While in Chloe’s body during a communications stone transfer, Airman Kelly explains why she chose to engage in the swap, and the paperwork involved.

24 – Wait For It (Brody and Eli)
Brody’s attempt to take revenge on Riley’s practical joke backfires.

25 – Drop the Sirs (Scott and Greer)
The boys have a heart-to-heart after Scott left Greer for dead in Lost, and Greer reminds Scott of his responsibilities as an officer.

26 – Like a Hug (T.J. and Park)
T.J. talks with Lisa about her concerns on seeing Rush hugging Amanda Perry (in Camille’s body) in Sabotage.

27 – Chloe’s Room (Eli)
Probably the most pointless Kinosode so far! Eli goes to visit Chloe in her room and finds that she’s not there. So he goes away again. Riveting(!)

28 – Disgusting Habit (Brody and Spencer)
Spencer and Brody share a sneaky cigarette.

29 – Favourite Meal of All Time (Eli, Greer and others)
Eli asks crewmembers what their favourite meal is.

30 – Not Being There (Riley)
Riley vlogs about how much he misses his family.

31 – One Long Endless Night (James)
Vanessa vlogs on a lonely evening, but receives an unexpected visitor.

32 – Horrible Accident (Riley)
Riley visits the Infirmary.
By Keith Alan Morgan (Kmorgan) on Friday, December 18, 2009 - 5:37 am:

NANJAO. So far there are 22 of them.

They tend to be short & humorous.

Kino 18 relates to the episodeTime.

Some of the other shorts could relate to specific episodes, but I couldn't place them.


By Callie (Csullivan) on Sunday, January 10, 2010 - 10:22 am:

Having just done a full list of the Kinosodes so far, I have to say that I snorted a little and was tempted to reverse the description of Kinosode 10 so that it read:

10 – Eli interviews Chloe. Nobody Cares

;0)


By Callie (Csullivan) on Saturday, April 24, 2010 - 6:05 am:

Kinosode 23 makes me very angry. It was obviously filmed in an attempt to stave off all the many protests there have been about the abuse of other people’s bodies during communications stone swaps, and features a character who has swapped with Chloe saying that they all sign a document saying that it’s fine for the other person to take their body off to sleep with whoever they want. Yeah, right.


By Keith Alan Morgan (Kmorgan) on Sunday, April 25, 2010 - 12:36 am:

Yeah, that was bad. Would have been much better if they just never showed, spoke, or referred to the body-hopping sex ever again.


By Callie (Csullivan) on Saturday, May 22, 2010 - 7:35 pm:

25 is nice. It's the scene we didn't see where Scott and Greer talk about their relationship after Scott left Greer for dead in Lost.


By Keith Alan Morgan (Kmorgan) on Sunday, May 23, 2010 - 2:28 am:

So are these scenes written specifically for the Kinos or did some idiot cut what turns out to be the better scenes from a story & it's only this kinosode format that allows people to actually see scenes that should be in the episodes rather than some of the lame garbage they actually leave in?

(Not that all the kinos are good, but they have a much, much higher success ratio than the episodes themselves.)


By Callie (Csullivan) on Sunday, May 23, 2010 - 8:28 am:

If it is cut footage, it could do with better publicity. I knew about the Kinosodes because I read about them on Gateworld but I've not seen them mentioned on the TV after the episodes, at least not in the UK. I don't know if Syfy advertise them or not. It seems a shame that important little scenes like All Telford's Fault and Drop the Sirs, which give a deeper insight into events or personalities and relationships, don't get a wider audience.

Obviously some of the Kinosodes are filmed separately and were never intended for the TV (Not Just for Posterity immediately comes to mind!) and others are filmed in a foolish attempt to stave off fan criticism (We Volunteer To Do This), but I agree with Keith that it's a shame that Drop the Sirs in particular was never shown during an episode.


By Keith Alan Morgan (Kmorgan) on Monday, May 24, 2010 - 12:39 am:

I didn't mean to imply it was cut footage, just some scene in a script that got cut. (As tends to happen because of rewrites & for time.)

Most of the kinos seem like they were filmed specifically for this format, but I wondered if the basis for them was originally in a script.

The kino format would be a nice way to make use of otherwise lost moments like that.


By Tim McCree (Tim_m) on Tuesday, May 25, 2010 - 12:05 am:

Are these a web based series?


By Keith Alan Morgan (Kmorgan) on Tuesday, May 25, 2010 - 12:12 am:

Yes, link at the top in Callie's second paragraph.


By Callie (Csullivan) on Thursday, August 12, 2010 - 6:07 am:

Four new Kinosodes are up (27-30). These appeared first on the DVD boxset but have now gone online as well.

The order of recording is now out of sequence, because these new ones include Spencer and Franklin (still with his arm in a sling), and Spencer was gone long before #25 and #26.

29 is hilarious at the end!


By Keith Alan Morgan (Kmorgan) on Friday, August 13, 2010 - 3:03 am:

#27
Elie walks by 2 people then admits to the Kino that he doesn't know their names.
Yeahhhhh... it's not like you've been trapped on a starship with these people for weeks or even months. Heck, maybe they even worked at Icarus base for the whole time you were there? Pffft, getting to know people! You've got important stuff to do, like editing your kinos, or bugging Chloe! Yeahhhhhhh...

#28
Smoking on a spaceship... yeahhhhhh... Don't mind the limited oxygen guys, it's a biiiiiiiig ship.
Not that it would remain a secret for loooooong... either someone walking by will smell the cigarette smoke in the air or on their persons as they try to mingle with others.

#29
Okay, I can swear I saw part of this one before, but I don't think it was as a Kino.

#30
Once of those nice moments that should have been in an episode.
Althoughhhhhh... when he mentioned taking the dog for a walk, I had this mental image of his dog, frantically stuck in the house waiting for someone to let him out.
Bad KAM! Bad!


By Callie (Csullivan) on Friday, August 13, 2010 - 3:29 am:

#27: The only excuse I can come up with is that, like #28 and #29, it's out of sequence and was recorded many months ago. With 80+ people on the ship, it might take a while to remember everyone's names, especially if you're not good with names, Kevin ... umm ... I mean Kieran.

maybe they even worked at Icarus base for the whole time you were there
You mean the whole one day he was there? ;-)

#28: Yes, you'd certainly think that Brody, being an engineer, would understand the problem even if Spencer didn't have a clue.

#29: You might be thinking of #6 (Don't Encourage Him) which was a similar theme of Eli, via Kino, annoying Greer in the Mess.


By Keith Alan Morgan (Kmorgan) on Saturday, August 14, 2010 - 2:15 am:

Yeah, if it was shortly afterwards I could see it (I couldn't remember exactly how many people were in the group), although since he likes recording things with his kinos wouldn't this have been a good time to ask them their names & find out more about them?

Obviously I couldn't remember how long he'd been on Icarus. Boy, talk about your bad first day on the job! ;-)

You might be thinking of #6
Just watched 6 & no. It was the dialogue that was familiar in 29. Maybe it was some video clip they had on Hulu or YouTube or something?

It'll just slowly drive me crazy trying to remember.

Voice in KAM's head: Drive? That's a short putt!

Quiet you!


By Tim McCree (Tim_m) on Sunday, August 15, 2010 - 5:56 pm:

Yeah, Eli had just been recruited when you-know-what hit the fan :-)


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