The Crossing

Nitcentral's Bulletin Brash Reflections: Enterprise: Season Two: The Crossing


By post no bills.. on Monday, March 17, 2003 - 7:33 am:

hi i got the first post.....!


By Anonymous on Saturday, March 22, 2003 - 8:06 pm:

Rumor has it that this is the one where Porthos goes berzerk and eats the crew.


By Anonymous #228 on Saturday, March 22, 2003 - 8:55 pm:

All the while chanting, "Kibbles N Bits. Kibbles N Bits."


By Porthos on Sunday, March 23, 2003 - 9:43 am:

Don't cross me!


By Mad Scientist on Sunday, March 23, 2003 - 11:31 am:

And now ve vill cross tis cute dog wif tis Furby!


By Jean- Luc T. Lafayette Archer on Monday, March 24, 2003 - 4:27 pm:

Hmmm... "Tribbles 'N Bits, Tribbles 'N Bits..."


By The Undesirable Element on Thursday, March 27, 2003 - 8:31 am:

This is yet another "ENTERPRISE EVENT" according to the promo.

Enterprise seems to have more events than a summer camp's parents day.

TUE


By Anonymous on Thursday, March 27, 2003 - 3:31 pm:

Is this the one where Archer goes nuts and eats Travis? Then Hoshi goes nuts and eats the crew then Tripp takes his shirt off then Porthos urinates on the warp core which drives Tripp insane and he makes Archer go through ritual to forgive him then Phlox smiles so widley that his face gets stuck in that positions then Malcom delcairs a reed alert and runs arround the ship making reed alert noises while Chef sings about making love to T'Pol?


By Daroga on Thursday, March 27, 2003 - 5:31 pm:

Sounds good to me ...


By Anonymous on Monday, March 31, 2003 - 11:27 am:

In case anyone is wondering wheere I'm getting the eat the crew bit from, it's from a prediction by Matt Nelson on the fight or flight board:

I'm starting to get a little annoyed with Phlox. Overly cheerful people have always bothered me. Plus him smiling all the time and those eyes... Dude, he's gonna eat the crew, I just know it.


By TJFleming on Tuesday, April 01, 2003 - 6:14 am:

As I recall, Mad Magazine's "Star Dreck" (circa 1968) lampooned the already-trite premise of an alien being taking over a crewmember's body. But, we'll see.


By ScottN on Tuesday, April 01, 2003 - 9:05 am:

Nit. Mad's parody was "Star Blecch". "Star Dreck" was an audio clip played on Dr. Demento's show ("We are currently in orbit around the planet... Schwartz").


By . on Wednesday, April 02, 2003 - 3:22 am:

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By TJFleming on Wednesday, April 02, 2003 - 5:36 am:

ScottN--The good part about being the Designated Old Fart here is that I remember stuff that hardly anyone else remembers. The bad part is not remembering it all that well.