It was only a matter of time before someone went this way, so why not me?
Here goes.

1) It IS possible to go to warp while still within the solar system.
2) Your ship can make history - but STILL not be represented on the Wall Of Honor on TNG's Enterprise.
3) Borg, Ferengi and ridgehead Klingons showing up? People nitpicking about it? The Killer Bs had four words for them: So what, who cares?
4) Behind every great man, there's a woman poisoning his wine.
5) T'P/A all the way.
6) Augments should be LED by Augments.
7) There should only be ONE Chief Engineer.
8) You can have a comet deflector on Mars powerful enough to crater the Moon - and completely forget about using it to destroy an alien faux Death Star intent on destroying Earth.
9) Impulse - 28 Days Later In Space!
10) I was humming the fight music from TOS's Amok Time during Archer and Shran's duel in United.
11) Archer getting a faceful of T'Pol.
12) Mayweather had to wait four seasons to finally score.
13) So did Archer.
14) "Shale! It's all shale!"
15) "Where's Archer? Who the hell are you?"
"You're speaking with EMPRESS Sato. Prepare to recieve instructions."
16) We'll never know what Archer's speech to the founding members of the Federation may have been; I don't think gazelles figured in it, though.
17) Other than the fight with Major Hayes and being possessed by Organians I can't remember anything about Reed.
18) Augment embryos are double tough, to have survived a Bird Of Prey blowing up real good.
19) ALIEN NAZIS!>:-0
20) I wanted to see a lematya in The Forge.
21) Don't trust Soval; anybody who'd try to tempt sweet, innocent Kes to the Dark Side has GOT to be pure EVIL!

22. T'Pol....one HOT Vulcan babe!

23. DO NOT give Porthos cheese!

24. Temporal Cold Wars = Pure nonsense

25. We never found out who "The Silent Enemy" was.

26. Ditto for "Future Guy"

27. Ditto Chef- would have been a great walk-on role for just about anybody.

16. a) "Today we pledge to turn our attention to the wonders of the galaxy. As we create newer, faster starships, we can only imagine the wonders that our explorers will discover. Like gazelles on the prairie, we will travel the far reaches of space in search of other species, seeking out new life and new civilizations to join our Federation..."

28. Decontamination gel.
29. T'Pol with long hair. Foxy lady.
30. Joystick flight controls. For the Atari 2600 generation.
31. Phlox, the last of a great run of ships' doctors.

27. Ditto Chef- would have been a great walk-on role for just about anybody.

All we ever saw was his hands. Kind of reminded me of the tall guy from the "Naked Gun" TV Series. We never saw his face.

I still think they should have had Isaac Hayes as Chef.

32. T'Pol's silhouette behind the sheet in "Carbon Creek"

33. You can live an alternate life in mid-transport. (Vanishing Point)

34. Don't bring your dog to the Kreeteesian (sp?) Homeworld (A Night In Sickbay)

35. "Pink skin!" is another name for "Earth-humanoid" in Andorian cultures.

personal note to JohnALang How is your Uss Aphrodite doing? did you get that agent?


I made up the Uss Pink Skin on one of the joke boards

Nothing yet.

36. T pol in Mirror darkley uniform!

37. Archer wearing Kirk s green thingee

38. This is Emprorest Hoshi on the Uss Defiant




39.The Uncredited lines of Picard and Kirk in These are the Voyages

40: Whatdid happened to the Uss Defiant in Miror Darkley?
Does that mean the orignal Enterprise is shaped after that ship?

41. The House of Duras has been a thorn in Starfleet's side since the 22nd Century.

42. Hoshi----TOPLESS. (Shockwave Pt. 2)

43. Dead stop and Minefield, 2 episodes that had some continuety!

44. Saw Picard s back in These are the Voyages

45.I m going to Carbon Creek to find the Vulcan ship that crashed there some day.



46. Tpol playing T mir in Carbon Creek

47. Never heard Archer s speech at the end of
These are the Voyages

Say Luigi, I lost your email address when I got
a worm, it crashed my comp


can you give me your email address again?
thanks

My Hotmail one? That one is set to "Exclusive", and I can only receive mail from Addresses that are in my Address Book. Do I have yours? If so, it's nightscreamnovi@hotmail.com

48) The Starfleet brass all wore TIES.
49) Joanna Cassidy as T'Les.
50) Twilight.
51) PufferPhlox!
52) Nirak means "fool" in Vulcanian.
53) MACOs don't get out much; who ELSE would've blown off Shran's girlfriend?
54) The baseball caps.
55) The ship-to-ship transfer from Columbia to Enterprise. SWEET.

Luigi: I wrote to ya via hotmail

Anonymous22, did you get it?

Again, do I have your address in my Address Book? If not, it would not get through to me, and I didn't get anything from you.

56) The glimpse of T'Pol's butt (The Xindi)

56A. And again in "Harbinger"

57) How much I laughed when the show got cancelled!

58) How much of a slap in the face that last episode was to you long time fans.

59) The fact that Riker and Troi in that last episode looked nothing like they did durning the 7th season of Next Gen.

60) How the entire premise of the show was i continuity error for Star Trek as a whole.

LOL!!!
Chef: Well hello there gentlemen. How are you doing today?
Archer: Bad Chef.
Chef: Why bad??
Archer: Chef, whats Pan-far?
Chef: Oh boy, well you see, when one Vulcan likes another Vulcan its magical they'll do anything to be together. Because they like each other soooo much. Do ya understand now?
Trip: No.
Chef: Well then let me sing you a song.
I wanna make love to ya woman/ down by the fire./ I wanna hold your hot green body/ I wanna make ya moan and perspire.