Hello and welcome to the next in the popular series from the kitchen sink . . .Nitcentral Singles 3.

For those who don't know what this place is about then I'll give you a quick lesson on it. Here is where you can write down your own songs and/or rhymes.

Good Luck and enjoy!

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Now you CUT THAT OUT!

That's too crude.

Well, at least it's a song

Yeah, well so is a lot of stuff. But it shouldn't go on a site like this!

And speaking of Rogaine, here’s a starting verse for a rogaine-ish tune …

ROGAINE
(sung to the tune of Eric Clapton’s Cocaine)

If your hair’s fallin’ out and you need some to sprout … Rogaine.
If they call you “chrome-dome” and you’re afraid to leave home … Rogaine.
It’s alright – it’s alright – it’s alriiiiiight … Rogaine.

If you're blinding eyes with a landing strip for flies ... Rogaine.
If you look like Picard or maybe Kojak's ward ... Rogaine.
It's alright - it's alright - it's alriiiiiight ... Rogaine.

If you want to update that shiny, gleaming pate ... Rogaine.
If it causes you dread not to drag a comb 'cross your head ... Rogaine.
It's alright - it's alright - it's alriiiiiight ... Rogaine.

Interesting

You know, for being such a big sucess at the Kitchen sink I'm suprised it hasn't caught on here - the music board . . .isn't nitcentral strange?

Yes, Reddo ... Nit-Central IS strange ... it allows (pardon the pun) the "Peters" AND the "Pauls" to post messages without fear or favor. Any other "message" board would require a person to supply a password and an e-mail address before being allowed to post.

James T Kirk, James T kirk, captain of the ship
Soon all of the "Kling"ons will be within his "grip"
He fires on them for fun
He fires on them for work
James T Kirk, James T Kirk, James T Kirk

(To the tune of "Robin Hood", or indeed "Denis Moore")

This made-up chorus kept me sane when I would spend time in a mall or department store …
(I’d sing along with the tune and insert the chorus at the proper point)

Did you ever know that you’re my zero,
And everything I wish I could flee?
I can fly higher without you near-o,
You are the wind beneath my jeans.

Wrote this a couple years ago, about the Millennium Bug. It's to the tune of the Animaniacs song A Quake, A Quake, and partly inspired by some notebooks I have with "2000 - The Future is Here" on them.

The Bug, The Bug
It really is quite ug'!
It's smashing your computers
With the grace of a slug
You're drinking, there's the Bug
You quickly drop your mug
You run to switch the computer off
But you trip on the rug!

KID: I saved all of my files on my computer's hard drive
Now I've found out that none of my files have survived...
KID 2: Bad luck, Bad luck
It seems you now are stuck
You took the risk, didn't use a disk
Now your computer's gluck!

The Bug, The Bug,
It can be quite a thug...
KID 2: It's over now!
KID 1: I don't believe it
KID 2: Could be worse!
KID 1: I can't conceive it
If there's worse I won't receive it...
`Cause I'm buying 2000 Notebooks™!

I remember that . . . .

Posted by the Bad Singers, when Captain Tacoman was turned into TacoShaft on LICC2 XXV

-- Who's the hero, cape unfurled
whose protector to all the world?

(Taco!)

You're dang right!
Who is the man
who can rap and we don't mean Saran?

(Taco!)

Dig it, you can?
Who's the cat who didn't RUN AWAY
when his ship crashed on New Year's Day?

(Taco!)

Right on!
You see this Taco is a bad superhe-

(Shut yo mouth!)

But I'm talkin' about Taco.

(Dig it we can!)

He's a complicated guy
he takes his ship up into the sky...

(Taco Shaft!)

YAAAAAAYYYYYY TACO SHAFT! --

You know the Bad singers haven't made a song for this board yet . . .ahh, I feel so empty!

Reddo is so empty
he has a void inside,
he longs for a bad song
and a side of fries!

We saw this place
and we screamed with glee,
now we can sing all we want
and the neighbors won't call the police!

Taco Shaft was our song
so was YAY GREYMORAN,
but we think this board worthy
from France to old Japan!

So we now live here
not exclusively you know,
there are songs to be sung all over the place
and we'll go jump in the snow!

YAYYYYYYY NITCENTRAL SINGLES 3!!!

Oh, Bad Singers' songs are awful.
I really think they're drek.
They should be unlawful.
Give them a fine for this wreck.
I'm just afraid that if the fine were appropriate.....
He or she couldn't pay the check!

Dr. Blue the Rhyme Lord
takes his or her rhymes seriously,
Doc thinks our music's awful
well he/she's right you see.

We're not bad on purpose
we're not bad all the time,
it's just the way we sing our songs
we never pay our fines.

We like other song lords
they have such good smart minds,
so what if our meter stinks
and we can't make good rhymes?

YAYYYYYYY DR. BLUE!!!!!!!!

I spoke tooooooo soon . . .

I should have posted as "Rappin' Papa Smurf" instead.

I originally posted this Greatest American Hero/A-Team parody on another forum. But I thought it was too funny not to share. So here it is (in slightly altered form).


In 2001, A mentally cracked Nitcentral poster was about to be sent to the funny farm for a post he was about to commit. This man promptly left the board to Never-Never Land. Today, still wanted by his fellow posters he survives by posting in other forums. If you have a problem (and who doesn't? Really?) and no one else will post an A-Team and GAH parody and even if you really want me to quit. You can't stop...

Nawdle.

Bang. Bang. Bang.

Bang. Bang. Bang.

Look at what's happened to me,
I can't believe it myself.
Suddenly I'm parodying the GAH theme,
It should've been somebody else.

Believe it or not,
I'm typing this post.
About two shows I watched on my TV.
Posting away on a wing and a prayer.
Who could it be?
Believe it or not it's just me.

It's like a light of a new day,
This post came from out of the blue.
Breaking me out of the funk I was in,
Typing this all up thanks to you.

Believe it or not,
I'm typing this post.
About two shows I watched on my TV.
Posting away on a wing and a prayer.
Who could it be?
Believe it or not it's just me.

Hi, all. Just thought I'd poke around a bit and see what this board was all about...sorry I don't have anything to contribute, but I do have a comment about Derf's June 6th, 2001 post (The "made-up chorus" one):

I haven't laughed so hard in a long time! I had kids in the room ask me what was so funny, but since they're too young to have heard the original song, let alone understand the parody, I had to stifle myself.

Not that I want to hear the real song EVER again, but if I do, I'll be inserting Derf's chorus!

Glad to help out, buddy!!!
What a wonderful thing ... discussion boards!

Discussion boards are wonderful things
You can post and annoy and post
Derf sure likes them we do too
especially after Glasnost!

We haven't sung for a while
We had layrngitis
We know you all missed us
and our nonsense rhymes!

Well they arent really rhymes
We just type what we can
Welcoming you folks all are
Weeding the garden again!

But the subject is discussion boards
And Nitcentral too
Zounds we say when we wake up
Yelling Boo hoo hoo! (More sleep!)

12000 are the times we check each day
25 Nitcentral mods
3 is how many of us exist
47 discussions have new messages!

We are getting quite incoherent
Badder than usual we are
We better say good bye now
Man are we Bizarre!

YAYYYYYYYY DISCUSSION BOARDS!