(And you should be very happy that there is no third video yet.)
Like many countries before and after Germany had a version of new-superstar-search too. The "guy" who came in on #3 is currently on top of the charts.
Be warned: Here's the video.
My goodness. THAT was disturbing.
"The Horrors. The Horrors." - Colonel Kurtz
Was that Marilyn Manson's geeky, younger brother? And just what the hell was Kermit the Frog doing in that one shot? I think the Jim Henson estate should sue. And if they gave permission, they should sue themselves.
I dunno which was worse, the song or the video. All I know is, I'm gonna be mightily pi55ed off if that song gets stuck in my head.
np - Declaration - the Alarm (for relief!)
AHhhhhhh! I'm blind!
What a cheap knock-off of Mike Myer's movie "The Spy Who Shagged Me". (not to mention the Superman/Girl segment AND the aforementioned Kermit the Frog clip)
What next?! ... Rolph or even Miss Piggy?
First you become blind. Now here's the reason to become deaf too:
The second video!
You have been warned. It is very loud.
Okay, I think those two letters behind him are missing a couple of other letters: "I" and "C". And they go between the "D" and "K".
Uh, is there a reason you are subjecting us to these videos, Electron? On second thought, the question should be, "Why do I subject myself to it?"
I'd say thanks, Electron, but it wouldn't be very sincere.
I simply enjoy torturing people.
Re: The first video
Why did I just watch a feminine Austin Pendleton (or a masculine Tina Fey) sing a Captain and Tenille song?
Re: the second helping
Ja! Dieser Bildschirm schaukelt, Geck!
No, after viewing those a second time (believe it or not), I can only conclude that this 'music' and 'artist' are one big elaborate prank.
Har har har!
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_764309.html
JD showed me this.
Electron: Die.
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Shouldn't that be "Spiel"? Everything else is in German...
Just had to re-open this.
Electron, I am afraid I shall have to kill you.
You are not a positron.
(And you should be very happy that there is no third video yet.)
Is there one now?
This guy is popular...God, where are Rammstein, Megaherz, OOMPH!, Eis-brecher, and Subway to Sally?
Is there one now?
Not exactly. Just a live "performance". And that's not a kilt.
What in God's name...?
I need a drink.
Not working for me.
But regarding the others: Wha? What happened to musical tastes?
Electron, I too am torturing people with this. Dammit, it's catchy!
Now, if you'll excuse me, I am off to wash my brain out with this German band.
Argggh! It sucks! Change it, Butthead! Argghh!
Huhuhuh Yeah. What the hell is this?
Hehuhuheh. Dammit Butthead. I told you not to click on that link. Heheheh Huhuhuh
Hehuhuheh. Oh yeah. Heheheh Huhuhuh That was cool. Huhuhuhuhhuh
Arggh! No it's not Butthead! Change it or I'll kick you in the 'nads! Heheheheh
Heheheheh Settle down, Beavis. Heheheheheh. Don't me have to kick your ass. Huhuhuhuh
Shut up, Butthead! Huhuhuhuhuh Heheheheheh
Beavis and Butt-Head proceed to beat each other senseless. Which in this case was the most merciful thing they could do.
No!
Must....
resist....
temptation to....
click on the.... link....
||Clicks on the link. Watches the video.||
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
||Goes insane. Is now staying as a resident at the Psych-Social Ward at the Arcola Health Center.||
"It is NOT all song!"
Muhaha! I have succeeded in my plan to disprove Benn, Neil Young and that pretentious sig quote!
"You drive me craaahaaazzy..."
Dudes, what the hell was that?
Mmmm mmhmh mimmmh mmm!
You're right, Kenny. This is pretty gay.
I don't know, guys. I think it's hella-kewl.
Tim-Meh!
As Governnor of California, my first will be to terminate this German Girly Man. My ministers of Pumpitude, Hans and Franz, will be in charge of this operation.
I'll be bahk.
I am Hans.
And I am Franz.
And we are here to (clap) punch you out!
Listen to me now and think about me later.
Yeah, your music is little flabby Girly-Man Music.
Yeah, your music has teeny tiny girl muscles.
Ja, unlike the totally pumped up music Hans and I would make. With our music we maybe would take away all your flabby girlfriends, Little Girly Man.
Hans and Franz then begin to perform the "Beer Barrel Polka."
*dies laughing*
Too much time on your hands, eh?
God, I can't stop watching it...
"Kubelboek" sounds Dutch to me...hm.
Did I mention that this 17 years old bisexual virgin and newborn "star" has already "written" its autobiography? Currently it's #927 at amazon.de - not exactly a success.
What about at bookstores?
BTW, nice use of "its."