I dunno if any of you are already familiar with this or not but if you add "... in my pants" to most song titles it makes 'em sound really funny.

Cyndi Lauper

She Bop in my pants
Time After Time in my pants
True Colors in my pants
He's So Unusual in my pants
I Drove All Night in my pants
Goonies 'R' Good Enough in my pants
All Through the Night in my pants
Change Of Heart in my pants
Money Changes Everything in my pants

Marvin Gaye

What's Going On in my pants
Sexual Healing in my pants
Ain't That Peculiar in my pants
Baby Don't You Do It in my pants
Can I Get a Witness in my pants
Chained in my pants
Come Get to This in my pants
Distant Lover in my pants
The End of Our Road in my pants
Got to Give It Up (Part 1) in my pants
Hitch Hike in my pants
How Sweet It Is to Be Loved by You in my pants
I Heard It Through The Grapevine in my pants
I Want You in my pants
I'll Be Doggone in my pants
Inner City Blues (Make Me Wanna Holler) in my pants
Let's Get It On in my pants
Mercy Mercy Me (The Ecology) in my pants
One More Heartache in my pants
Pretty Little Baby in my pants
Pride and Joy in my pants
That's The Way Love Is in my pants
Too Busy Thinking About My Baby in my pants
Trouble Man in my pants
Try It Baby in my pants
You in my pants
You're a Wonderful One in my pants
Your Unchanging Love in my pants

Bruce Springsteen

Born in the U.S.A. in my pants
Born to Run in my pants
Brilliant Disguise in my pants
Cover Me in my pants
Dancing in the Dark in my pants
Fade Away in my pants
Glory Days in my pants
Human Touch in my pants
Hungry Heart in my pants
I'm Goin' Down in my pants
I'm On Fire in my pants
My Hometown in my pants
No Surrender in my pants
One Step Up in my pants
Prove It All Night in my pants
Secret Garden in my pants
Streets Of Philadelphia in my pants
Tunnel of Love in my pants
War in my pants

ABBA

Angel Eyes in my pants
Bang-A-Boomerang in my pants
Chiquitita in my pants
Dance (While The Music Still Goes On) in my pants
Dancing Queen in my pants
The Day Before You Came in my pants
Does Your Mother Know in my pants
Fernando in my pants
Gimme Gimme Gimme in my pants
Honey, Honey in my pants
I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do in my pants
I Have A Dream in my pants
Knowing Me, Knowing You in my pants
Mamma Mia in my pants
Money, Money, Money in my pants
The Name of the Game in my pants
One Of Us in my pants
Ring Ring in my pants
Rock Me in my pants
So Long in my pants
SOS in my pants
Summer Night City in my pants
Super Trouper in my pants
Take A Chance on Me in my pants
Thank You For The Music in my pants
Under Attack in my pants
The Visitors in my pants
Voules Vous in my pants
Waterloo in my pants
When All Is Said and Done in my pants
The Winner Takes It All in my pants

Buddy Holly

Maybe Baby in my pants
Oh, Boy! in my pants
Think It Over in my pants
That'll Be the Day in my pants
Early in the Morning in my pants
It Doesn't Matter Anymore in my pants
Peggy Sue in my pants
Rave On in my pants

KC & The Sunshine Band

Get Down Tonight in my pants
I Like to Do It in my pants
I'm Your Boogie Man in my pants
It's The Same Old Song in my pants
Keep it Comin' Love in my pants
Please Don't Go in my pants
(Shake, Shake, Shake) Shake Your Booty in my pants
That's The Way (I Like It) in my pants
(Boogie Shoes in my pants just didn't sound right.)

With Teri DeSario

Yes, I'm Ready in my pants

Donna Summer

Bad Girls in my pants
Cold Love in my pants
Dim All the Lights in my pants
Heaven Knows in my pants
Hot Stuff in my pants
I Feel Love in my pants
I Love You in my pants
Last Dance in my pants
Love Is In Control (Finger on the Trigger) in my pants
Love To Love You Baby in my pants
She Works Hard for the Money in my pants
There Goes My Baby in my pants
This Time I Know It's for Real in my pants
Walk Away in my pants
The Wanderer in my pants
Who Do You Think You're Foolin' in my pants
The Woman in Me in my pants

With Barbra Streisand

No More Tears (Enough Is Enough) in my pants

The Beatles

Across the Universe in my pants
Act Naturally in my pants
Ain't She Sweet in my pants
All I've Got To Do in my pants
All My Loving in my pants
All Together Now in my pants
All You Need Is Love in my pants
And I Love Her in my pants
And Your Bird Can Sing in my pants
Anna (Go To Him) in my pants
Another Girl in my pants
Baby, You're a Rich Man in my pants
The Ballad Of John and Yoko in my pants
Can't Buy Me Love in my pants
Day Tripper in my pants
Do You Want to Know a Secret in my pants
Don't Let Me Down in my pants
Eight Days a Week in my pants
Eleanor Rigby in my pants
For You Blue in my pants
Free As A Bird in my pants
Got To Get You Into My Life in my pants
A Hard Day's Night in my pants
Hello Goodbye in my pants
Help! In my pants!
Hey Jude in my pants
I Don't Want To Spoil the Party in my pants
I Feel Fine in my pants
I Saw Her Standing There in my pants
I Want To Hold Your Hand in my pants
I'll Cry Instead in my pants
Lady Madonna in my pants
Let It Be in my pants
The Long and Winding Road in my pants
Love Me Do in my pants
Matchbox in my pants
Norwegian Wood in my pants
Nowhere Man in my pants
P.S. I Love You in my pants
Paperback Writer in my pants
Penny Lane in my pants
Please Please Me in my pants
Rain in my pants
Revolution in my pants
She Loves You in my pants
She's a Woman in my pants
Slow Down in my pants
Something in my pants
Strawberry Fields Forever in my pants
Thank You Girl in my pants
Ticket to Ride in my pants
Twist and Shout in my pants
We Can Work It Out in my pants
Yellow Submarine in my pants
Yesterday in my pants

With Billy Preston

Get Back in my pants

Electric Light Orchestra

All Over the World in my pants
Calling America in my pants
Can't Get It Out of My Head in my pants
Confusion in my pants
Do Ya in my pants
Don't Bring Me Down in my pants
Evil Woman in my pants
Hold on Tight in my pants
I'm Alive in my pants
Last Train to London in my pants
Livin' Thing in my pants
Mr. Blue Sky in my pants
Rock 'N' Roll is King in my pants
Shine a Little Love in my pants
Strange Magic
Sweet Talkin' Woman in my pants
Telephone Line in my pants
Turn to Stone in my pants
Twilight in my pants

The Eagles

Already Gone in my pants
Best of My Love in my pants
Get Over It in my pants
Heartache Tonight in my pants
Hotel California in my pants
I Can't Tell You Why in my pants
Life in the Fast Lane in my pants
The Long Run in my pants
Love Will Keep Us Alive in my pants
Lyin' Eyes in my pants
New Kid in Town in my pants
One of These Nights in my pants
Peaceful Easy Feeling in my pants
Please Come Home for Christmas in my pants
Seven Bridges Road in my pants
Take It Easy in my pants
Take It To the Limit in my pants
Witchy Woman in my pants

Glenn Frey

The Heat Is On in my pants
I Found Somebody in my pants
The One You Love in my pants
Sexy Girl in my pants
Smuggler's Blues in my pants
True Love in my pants
You Belong to the City in my pants

Joe Walsh

All Night Long in my pants
A Life of Illusion in my pants
Life's Been Good in my pants
Rocky Mountain Way in my pants

John Denver

Around in my pants
Back Home Again in my pants
Fly Away in my pants
I'm Sorry in my pants
Like a Sad Song in my pants
Looking for Space in my pants
My Sweet Lady in my pants
Rocky Mountain High in my pants
Shanghai Breezes in my pants
Some Days Are Diamonds (Some Days Are Stone) in my pants
Sunshine on My Shoulders in my pants
Sweet Surrender in my pants
Take Me Home, Country Roads in my pants
Thank God I'm a Country Boy in my pants

More Springsteen:

Blinded by the Light in my Pants
10th Avenue Freeze Out in my Pants
She's the One in my Pants

Roger Miller

Chug-a-Lug in my Pants
Dang Me in my Pants
Do-Wacka-Do in my Pants
England Swings in my Pants
Husbands and Wives in my Pants
King of the Road in my Pants
Little Green Apples in my Pants
One Dyin' and a Buryin' in my Pants
Walkin' In the Sunshine in my Pants
You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd in my Pants

Patsy Cline

Crazy in my Pants
I Fall To Pieces in my Pants
Just Out of Reach (of My Two Open Arms) in my Pants
She's Got You in my Pants
Walkin' After Midnight in my Pants

Peter & Gordon

I Don't Want To See You Again in my Pants
I Go to Pieces in my Pants
Knight in Rusty Armour in my Pants
Lady Godiva in my Pants
Nobody I Know in my Pants
Sunday for Tea in my Pants
To Know You, Is To Love You in my Pants
Woman in my Pants
A World without Love in my Pants

Madonna

Papa don't preach in my pants
Like a virgin in my pants
Love don't live here anymore in my pants
Dress you up in my pants
Who's that girl in my pants
He's a man in my pants
Hanky panky in my pants
I'm going bananas in my pants
What can you lose in my pants
Erotica in my pants
Deeper and deeper in my pants
Bad girl in my pants
Why's it so hard in my pants
Did you do it in my pants
Secret garden in my pants
Thief of hearts in my pants
This used to be my playground in my pants
Frozen in my pants
To have and not to hold in my pants

This would have been a lot funnier if I hadn't graduated elementary school. What's next? Poo-poo humour?

So don't read it.

STUPID!