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Nitcentral's Bulletin Brash Reflections: L.I.C.C.: Non-Star Wars (Will Live Forevar): The New Menace of the Empires battle strikes hope in episode return the Phantom Ewok adventure in Endor 2 Episode 3 Part II
By Al Gore on Saturday, January 13, 2001 - 7:41 pm:

POKE THE CHAD ALL THE WAY THROUGH WINNY.

By Winnie the Pooh on Saturday, January 13, 2001 - 8:00 pm:

OW! Not me!

By Roadrunner on Monday, January 15, 2001 - 3:15 am:

(Escapes from dark plan by coyote)
Meep-Meep

By Wile E. Coyote on Monday, January 15, 2001 - 3:18 am:

(Holds up sign that reads: )
YIPES
(Coyote then plummets to the ground)
:)

By The Ground on Monday, January 15, 2001 - 5:51 am:

Oh, no!

Not again!

By Wile E. Coyote on Monday, January 15, 2001 - 10:38 am:

Coyote falls and a short bell sound can be heared

Holds up another sign saying 'ouch'

:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(

By Roadrunner on Monday, January 15, 2001 - 10:39 am:

Meep-Meep
Sticks tougue out
lubububububub
:)

By Bugs Bunny on Monday, January 15, 2001 - 12:40 pm:

Nyah, what's up Doc?

By Doc on Monday, January 15, 2001 - 1:43 pm:

Please state the nature of the medical emergency.

By Elmer Fudd on Monday, January 15, 2001 - 2:26 pm:

Shhhh. Be vewwy, vewwy quiet! I'm hunting hologwams! Heheheheheh!

By Wile E. Coyote on Monday, January 15, 2001 - 2:33 pm:

Splat!
(Coyote is found lying on the ground)
:(

By Warner Bros. on Monday, January 15, 2001 - 2:35 pm:

De de de de ded dedede de de de deeee, deeeee, Deeee
screen closes

By The Telly on Tuesday, January 16, 2001 - 3:34 am:

That's All Folks!

By Folks on Tuesday, January 16, 2001 - 3:49 am:

Ohhhhh, noooooo!

By People for the Ethical Treatment of Cartoon Animals on Tuesday, January 16, 2001 - 3:51 am:

(protestors holding up signs)
Cruelty to Coyotes is no laughing matter!

By J. C. Nitpicker on Tuesday, January 16, 2001 - 11:17 am:

Elmer, shouldn't that be "I'm hunting howogwams?"

By Coyote on Tuesday, January 16, 2001 - 11:30 am:

Coyote falls and makes a splat sound a then is run over by a steamroller driven by Roadrunner then puts on a redcoat suit and other horrible things happen to him. 5 hours later he is lying on the ground
:(

By Roadrunner on Tuesday, January 16, 2001 - 11:31 am:

Meeep-Meepp

By Guy from ACME on Tuesday, January 16, 2001 - 11:46 am:

Hey, Coyote, you owe us a lot of cash for that stuff you wanted

By Wile E. on Tuesday, January 16, 2001 - 11:46 am:

I know, I know, But I'm in Debt!

By Em-and-En on Tuesday, January 16, 2001 - 12:12 pm:

What a lot of strange aminaminaminaminals.

By Alpaca Man on Tuesday, January 16, 2001 - 2:38 pm:

It's a redshirt, not redcoat. Unless you are referring to the uniform of the British armed forces during the 18th century...

Farley farley farley, Hrrufurrr!

By Idle Questioner on Wednesday, January 17, 2001 - 2:37 am:

Weren't the British Redcoats in 1776 the Original Redshirts?

Walk in a straight line, wearing red while the colonists wore any clothing while shooting from behind rocks & trees & stuff?

Sounds like a Redshirt to me.

If only they had exploding consoles then...

By A Furby on Wednesday, January 17, 2001 - 2:58 am:

Long live the evil mind of a Furby!
(Yeah Right)

By Ann Onymus on Wednesday, January 17, 2001 - 12:28 pm:

Chim-Chimeny,chim chimeny chim-chim cheree . . .

By Coyote on Wednesday, January 17, 2001 - 12:39 pm:

Whoops, that's me done it a-gain! RedSHIRT, RedSHIRT, RedSHIRT, RedSHIRT,

By Evil voice in Coyotes Head on Wednesday, January 17, 2001 - 1:29 pm:

RedCOAT, RedCOAT, RedCOAT, RedCOAT,

By Em-and-En on Wednesday, January 17, 2001 - 2:12 pm:

What a strange name is Ann Onymonymonymomynous. Very ominominominominominous.

By Jar-Jar Britney on Wednesday, January 17, 2001 - 2:15 pm:

Ooops! Mee-sa did it again!

By The Boogie Woogie Sheep on Wednesday, January 17, 2001 - 2:44 pm:

Suddenly, a troop of dancing sheep carrying a bed go by, followed by a guy with a bugle and rubber duck. They seem to be singing
...and dance ourselves to sleep!

By Spock on Wednesday, January 17, 2001 - 3:36 pm:

Fascinating.

By Alpaca Man on Wednesday, January 17, 2001 - 5:05 pm:

Zipadeedo-dah!

By The Redcoat TV Show Theme on Wednesday, January 17, 2001 - 5:21 pm:

Rollin' rollin' rollin, REDCOAT! Line 'em up! Move 'em out! RedCOOOOOOAAAT!

By Hungarian Nationalist on Wednesday, January 17, 2001 - 6:17 pm:

I will not buy this record, it is scratched.

By Tobacconist on Wednesday, January 17, 2001 - 6:38 pm:

What?

By Another Hungarian Nationalist on Wednesday, January 17, 2001 - 9:32 pm:

My hovercraft is full of eels.

By Ge yur Spaam here on Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 3:37 am:

Spam, smap, spam, spam, spam, spam spam, Spaammm

By Roadrunner on Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 3:38 am:

Meepp- Meepp?

By Usenetrunner on Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 4:21 am:

Spam-spam

Disappears in a cloud of dust while dropping unwanted advertisements in it's trail

By Restaraunt Customer on Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 10:58 am:

I like spam! I'll have Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Baked Beans, Spam, Spam, Spam and Spam without the Baked Beans, and with Spam in it's place!

By Somewhat confused singer on Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 2:32 pm:

I'm a lumberjack, and I'm Ok!
I used to own a parrot, a Norwegion Blue!
I took it back, the clerk then said,
it's just resting, it's not dead.

By The Knights of the Round Table on Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 2:35 pm:

We're the knights of the round table
We dance whenever we're able
Our castle is called Camelot
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot!!!!!

By The Fourth Yorkshireman on Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 7:38 pm:

Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad and our mother would kill us, and dance about on our graves singing "Hallelujah!"

By Anonymous on Friday, January 19, 2001 - 2:42 am:

I'm sorry but I'll take the money Chris

By Californian on Jeopardy! on Friday, January 19, 2001 - 9:35 am:

I'll take "Rolling Blackouts" for $100, Alex.

By Silly yet seerriioouusss on Friday, January 19, 2001 - 11:22 am:

This is silly,
bing-bong, flobby toot-toot! Zing Zaz!

By Dead Parrot Sketch on Friday, January 19, 2001 - 8:16 pm:

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day

By The Dear Parrot Sketch Singers on Friday, January 19, 2001 - 10:56 pm:

He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day

By The Argument Clinic on Saturday, January 20, 2001 - 1:03 am:

No he doesn't!

By Annoonnyymoouusss on Saturday, January 20, 2001 - 2:19 am:

Pass

By Dennis, the New Menace on Saturday, January 20, 2001 - 3:16 am:

Oh, Mr. Wilson... Are you ready to rumble. Mwahahahaha!

By Jabberwocky on Saturday, January 20, 2001 - 5:18 am:

Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gymbell in the wabe
All nimsy were the boragoves
And the Pah-Wraiths outgrabe....

Muhuhuhaahhahahahahahahahha....!

By Anonymous on Saturday, January 20, 2001 - 3:47 pm:

So I sez to him, I sez, I sez to him . . . .

By Angry guy from the Harry Enfield show on Saturday, January 20, 2001 - 3:50 pm:

Oi! Cabe! NOOOOOOO! I appreciate your moderating the topic, but when it comes to deleting LICC - NOOOOO! Cabe! NOOOOO! And I give him a slap!

By Anonymous on Saturday, January 20, 2001 - 8:56 pm:

This is a FAMILY FRIENDLY SITE! Moderator, delete the above post please!

By Bruce on Saturday, January 20, 2001 - 8:56 pm:

Is your name not Bruce?

By Not Bruce on Sunday, January 21, 2001 - 6:42 pm:

No

By Washington State Health Department Inspector on Wednesday, January 24, 2001 - 2:35 am:

Rocks are Hazardous Waste!

By Surprised Poster on Sunday, February 25, 2001 - 2:46 am:

Hey! There's still plenty of room on this board & NO SUPERHEROES!

Wiigii!!!

By Conspiracy Noticer on Sunday, February 25, 2001 - 2:49 am:

This board is 47k.

Excellent.

Wiigii!

By Washington Night Shift Worker who slept through the Earthquake on Thursday, March 01, 2001 - 3:37 am:

*yawn* Anything interesting happen?

By Washington Conspiracy Theorists on Thursday, March 01, 2001 - 3:39 am:

It's because of all those Californians moving up here!

By Washington School Kids who do not have school because of earthquake damage on Thursday, March 01, 2001 - 3:43 am:

Yaaaaaay! It's a Quake Day!

Let's build a Broken Brickman!

Rubble fight!

The crushed Toyota is base!

I'm gonna make a Broken Glass Angel.

By Anti-Microsoft Zealot on Thursday, March 01, 2001 - 9:38 am:

Too bad Redmond is still standing.

By The Redmond Singers on Friday, March 02, 2001 - 3:15 am:

I'm still standing...

By A Warning from the future on Sunday, March 04, 2001 - 12:31 am:

I am a time-traveler from board 3. Unless you act now Superheroes will once again infest our chaotic universe.

By SuperBob on Sunday, March 04, 2001 - 12:40 pm:

Hi! I'm back!

By Temporal Observer on Sunday, March 04, 2001 - 12:43 pm:

I believe that the warning may have caused the event

PS I glad they invented Asprin!

By Homer J. Forbidden on Monday, March 05, 2001 - 4:53 am:

Wiigii!

By Homer J. Forbidden on Monday, March 05, 2001 - 4:54 am:

Annoyed grunt!

By Boring on Tuesday, March 06, 2001 - 8:43 am:

Hi, I'm boring to the end!

By The end on Tuesday, March 06, 2001 - 8:43 am:

You sure are!

By Mobile man on Thursday, March 08, 2001 - 12:48 pm:

Hi, I'm on the train!

By Tacky Poster on Saturday, March 17, 2001 - 6:11 am:

To heck with Erin go bra, I say Erin go braless!!!

By Correspondant from the South Pacific on Friday, March 23, 2001 - 1:37 am:

I can see Mir coming down. It's really a beautiful sight. Oh, wait... Here comes another piece... lower than the rest... I think it's goining to AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa....

only static follows

By ´A´P´O´S´T´R´O´P´H´E´ ´M´A´N´ on Friday, April 06, 2001 - 3:56 am:

Bwuhahahahahahahahahaha!!!

I have learned the secret of putting apostrophes into the Username line, but I'm not going to tell you how!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

By ``````````````` on Friday, April 06, 2001 - 4:17 pm:

You use the ` instead of the '.

By ```ccabe``` on Friday, April 06, 2001 - 6:42 pm:

'''```'''

By KAM on Thursday, April 19, 2001 - 4:17 am:

The state employees of Washington went on strike last night. I wonder if anyone will notice?

By Beatlemaniac on Saturday, June 09, 2001 - 12:47 pm:

To heck with Erin go bra, I say Erin go braless!!! - Tacky Poster

Obladi, obladi, life goes on bra.

By The Chad Mitchell Trio on Sunday, June 10, 2001 - 5:12 am:

Speaking of dirty Scotch songs...

Tail toddle, tail toddle, Tammy got her tail toddle...

By Idle Questioner on Friday, June 22, 2001 - 5:18 am:

If Cleveland really does rock, then why is it based in Ohio?

By Sven of Im not going to tell you who I am on Tuesday, June 26, 2001 - 10:04 am:

We never landed on Cleveland Rocks - Cleveland Rocks landed on us!

By Tornado Survivor on Sunday, July 08, 2001 - 4:06 am:

D... dizzy... so... very... dizzy...

By Sven of Vic Reeves on Sunday, July 08, 2001 - 1:53 pm:

Like a whirlpool, it never ends...
And it's you, girl, making it spin...
You're making me DIZZY!

By Vice-President Absurd on Monday, July 09, 2001 - 5:47 am:

(Mr. Absurd appears)

Don't mind me. Just here to make a phone call.

(a phone booth pops up out of nowhere, Mr. Absurd enters, makes his call & leaves the booth, which promptly disappears)

I like what you've done with the place. A little spartan, but it gives you room to grow.

Taxi!

(Mr. Absurd disappears)

By K Diddy on Tuesday, July 10, 2001 - 3:49 am:

Yo, yo, yo
K Diddy in the how...
K Diddy in the how...
K Diddy in the house

And now I'm back
where I wanna be
and no system can keep me down
I'm back
despite some proggie
written by a clown

An' if that X tries to lock me out again I'll have ta put a cap in its OS

Lousy muthaboarder

K Diddy is back

Word

By THE X CONTINUUM on Tuesday, July 10, 2001 - 4:16 pm:

X is currently exiled in Port Mike using the name of Xavier.

By K Diddy on Wednesday, July 11, 2001 - 4:50 am:

Yo, foolz, I'm not talkin' X X, I'm talkin' Mac-Daddy X.

Sheesh! Is Professor X or Malcolm X gonna start complainin' next?

By Charlie X on Wednesday, July 11, 2001 - 2:35 pm:

No, but I am. I will make you go away.

By Sven of Nine on Wednesday, July 11, 2001 - 3:19 pm:

Charlie is MY darling!

By QuEsTiOnEr on Wednesday, July 11, 2001 - 3:22 pm:

Is Sven of Nine male or female?

By AnSwErEr on Wednesday, July 11, 2001 - 11:56 pm:

::Is Sven of Nine male or female?::

Yes.

By Sven of Nine on Thursday, July 12, 2001 - 2:43 pm:

Forty-Two

By KATT on Monday, July 16, 2001 - 8:23 pm:

Mice!

By Knight Boat on Tuesday, July 17, 2001 - 1:48 pm:

Look! A canal!

By Major Luke on Wednesday, July 18, 2001 - 10:50 am:

Where? Where?!

By 19th Century Astronomer on Thursday, July 19, 2001 - 1:13 am:

On Mars!

By Idle Questioner on Monday, July 23, 2001 - 4:03 am:

Is it just me, or...?

By Graham Chapman on Monday, July 23, 2001 - 3:13 pm:

Eric? Is that you? After all these years?!

By Opportunistic Washington Resident on Wednesday, August 15, 2001 - 3:00 am:

Mt. Rainier is expected to blow in 60-90 days. All female virgins 18 & older report to my bedroom.

By General Han on Thursday, August 23, 2001 - 1:58 pm:

Major Luke - I outrank you.

By Ballmer & Bill Gates on Sunday, August 26, 2001 - 12:55 am:

Ballmer: So Bill, what do you want to do tonight?
Bill Gates: The same thing we do every night, Ballmer. Try & take over the world!!!
Singers: They're Ballmer & Bill Gates, yes Ballmer & Bill Gates. One is a genius the other sits & waits...

By Idle Questioner on Tuesday, October 16, 2001 - 1:59 am:

They say that some people can be 'read like a book', so who is your favorite book?

By Carnivorous Bookworm on Tuesday, October 16, 2001 - 7:42 am:

All of them!

By Worried Poster on Friday, December 07, 2001 - 4:46 am:

OH, NO!!! Something's wrong!!! Star Wars didn't show up in the Last Day view!


Oh, wait... that's right. LICC has it's own board now.

*phew*

By Couch Potato on Friday, December 07, 2001 - 9:09 am:

Beer! Beer! Beer! Beer! Beer! Beer! Beer!

By Dr. McCoy on Saturday, December 08, 2001 - 10:29 pm:

Romulan Ale! Romulan Ale! Romulan Ale! Romulan Ale! Romulan Ale! Romulan Ale! Romulan Ale! Romulan Ale! Romulan Ale!

By Scotty & Data on Sunday, December 09, 2001 - 4:32 am:

Green! Green! Green! Green! Green! Green! Green! Green! Green! Green! Green!

By Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSC, SSC on Sunday, December 09, 2001 - 10:20 am:

Urine should only bee green if your Mr. Spock.

By drunk poster home from a party on Tuesday, January 01, 2002 - 3:39 am:

Floog smort qlak munta hawthnort

By Northwest News Story on Sunday, January 06, 2002 - 6:39 am:

Even though it won't open for 4 months a man has camped out at a theater waiting for the next Star Wars film.

When it was explained that NSYNC would be having a cameo in the film the man pulled out his plastic light saber and attempted to commit hari kari with it.

Three hours later, he was still trying.

We'll keep you updated as this story progresses.

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