Ding ding ding... ding ding ding ding...

All the time, America is threatened by criminals, with dastardly... (pauses, makes sure he's got the right word) yes, dastardly crimes. And superheroes are needed, such as RAINBOW MAN and SPRINKLE BOY!

Cue opening credits

AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Yak Boy, are the charges set?

"Right-o, Alpaca Man!"

Then we'll arm the Llamabombs, escape in the Alpacamobile and blow the Empire State Building to smithereens!

The new cast for a new board...

RAINBOW MAN - Mysterious superhero with the ability to be sucked into and emitted from special rings.

The RAINBOW KIDS, 7 kids with the appropriate rings, they are, Red (female, 16), Orange (male, 15), Yellow (female, 14), Green (male, 13), Blue (female, 12), Indigo (male, 11) and Violet (feamle, 10) They can summon up Rainbow Man with their rings in a power circle.

SPRINKLE BOY, Rainbow Man's strapping sidekick, originally a saleskid working for the boring Bla Man, he later became a semi-superhero when he gained powers by eating a radioactive sprinkle-covered donut.

ALPACA MAN, The arch-enemy of Rainbow Man. Little is known of him.

YAK BOY, Alpaca Man's sidekick, with a ukelele strapped over his shoulder. Hs main villainous power seems to be his appalling singing and ukelele-playing.

GOPHER BOY, someone who just wandered into a previous adventure and may not even show up again. Sprinkle Boy does not trust him. Perhaps he is afraid he will become preferred as a sidekick by Rainbow Man...?

Seven kids are standing around in a living room atop a skyscraper.RedandOrangeare wandering around restresly there skin is un-rainbowized at the moment but their hair, clothes and rings are still the apropriet colours. They are all wearing apropriet coloured unitards and capes andBlueandViolethave skurts and hairbands aswell.YellowandGreenare reading books while the younger three play

Red: How can you lot just sit doing what your doing!

Green: Why? Alpaca man and Yak boy have been taken away by sprites!

Orange:I agree with Red though, What if they come back? Anyway Sprites only excist in Kiddies imagination!

Blue:No more than SUPERHEROS!

A buzzer goes off

Violet: Oh, good! I'm hungry!

Red: *sigh* Violet, we're having peach and cheese salad!

Orange: Then What is it for?

All: THE VILLAN ALERT!!!!

Red: (going to a computer)It says here that Alpaca man and Yak boy have been sited! We must call RAINBOW MAN!

The Kids go into a POWER CIRCLE and point there rings into the centre

Power of Red!
Power of Orange!
Power of Yellow!
Power of Green!
Power of Blue!
Power of Indigo!
Power of Violet!

From the rings shoot coloured beams which point to the centre stopping with eneugh room for a human to stand in the centre. An image wavers into excistance as the Kids skin changes colour. The Kids lower their arms. RAINBOW MAN has apeared!

Tut, tut, tut, someone hasn't been doing their work. These charges are set around the Empire State Building, but we were supposed to be demolishing the old abandoned pickle factory! Well, I'll have to fix that...

However, the old abandoned pickle factory is Alpaca man and Yak Boy's secret hideout!

Yak boy doesn't play a ukelele! He plays a guitar!!!

I was just insulting it.

Yeah, I'm the one who plays the ukelele, and don't you forget it!

Rainbow man, quick! I have heard of an evil force is trying to take of the statue of Lib. I fear it might be our old arch enemy, SNAKE MAN

Red:AHH! Sprinkle Boy don't sneak into our flat without permission!

Snake Man, never heard of him. I've never fought anyone with that name, but it's possible you have. All the same, to the Statue of Liberty!

The Heros leap through the window and land atop the Statue of Liberty's torch

Blue:Wow RAINBOW MAN! How did we manege that?

Rainbow Man:*chortle*We RAINBOW LEAPed here!

BOOM!

The Empire State Building, unnoticed by the heroes, explodes into a billion pieces! Alpaca Man and Yak Boy, flying away from the scene of the crime in their Llamamobile, stop to sightsee at the Statue of Liberty.

"Gosh, look, Alpaca Man! It's Rainbow Man and Sprinkle Boy, our arch-enemies!"

You're right, Yak Boy! Let's get them!

The explosives were moved to the pickle factory, remember? Or did they never get around to that?

Your post wasn't ignored, Alpaca Man and Yak Boy, a construction worker moved the explosives to your currently-empty secret base.

Hmm, yes your right anyway, Rainbow man, Ithink I can see him over there!

He points his finger to the foot of the Statue there is an evil looking man there slithering about

That must be him come on boss!

Curses! Our base was blown up!

"That's okay, Alpaca Man. It smelled too much like brine."

I suppose you are right, Yak Boy, as always. Now, how do we get those heroes...I know! Our secret disguises!

"Right-o, Alpaca Man!"

Yak Boy spins around really fast. When he stops, he looks like a dark-haired young man in a shiny blue shirt, pushing a mop around.

Alpaca Man dances the Funky Chicken, and when he finishes, he looks like a combination of a young Regis Philbin and Kasey Kasem, wearing a leather jacket.

You pretend to be a janitor, Yak Boy, and I'll sneak around behind them. When I give you the signal, we pounce!

"Let's go, then!"

Um...um...Yak Boy was pretending to be Sprinkle Boy in the subject of that last post...yeah...that's it!

Ha! Beat the nitpickers to that one!

Sprinkle Boy, put a tag on Snake Man... I heard an explosion, and it was no doubt the work of our enemy Alpaca Man. Come, Rainbow Kids, we must seek out this foul villain!

Right so I'll stay here while you and the Rainbow kids check out the explosion I'll tell you if anything goes wrong . . . .

Sure, RAINBOW MAN! Come Kids lets get with it!

Ssssso, Sssssprinkle Boy, sssssoon you will be ssssssusssssepted to my powerssssss of hypnosssssisssss...

Sorry, mate. I have my duty to serve Rainbow Man and the city of Man zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

So with Sprinkle boy hipnotized out of the match, It's now all down to Rainbow Man to save the day . . .

Rainbow Man comes up to "a janitor".

You wouldn't happen to have seen two unscrupulous animal-based characters around, would you?

Um no sir, I'm just the janitor. Say, would you be interested in buying one of my songs?

The "janitor" pulls out a guitar and plucks three discordant notes. He then raises the guitar and bashes Rainbow Man over the head. Alpaca Man jumps out of hiding, and the Destestible Duo drop their disguises.

"Good job, Yak Boy! Now, I'll tie him up with my Alpaca-twine and we'll drop him into the Hudson River! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Heh... heh... heh...

I can now control Ssssssprinkle Boy and make him sssssek out hisss former alliessss...

Sssssprinkle Boy! Wake up! Sssstand up! Now, ssssssearch for my nemesssssissss, Rainbow Man. You are my apprenticccccccce...

Rainbow Man is dropped over the bridge, but the splash of cold water revives him.

Yes! No! I'm bound! Never mind...

Uses RAINBOW-LEAP to get out of his bindings, and fly back to the bridge, where Alpaca Man and Yak Boy await. He picks them up and Rainbow-leaps with them to the police station.

I-AM-UNDER-YOUR-COMAND . . .

Go and sssseek out Rainbow Man'ssssss current whereaboutsssssssss......

I-WILL-SEEK-OUT-RAINBOW-MAN-MY EX-FREIND

Goood. Sssssteal hisssss lightsssssaber and ussssse it to releasssssse Alpaca Man and Yak Boy from Prissssssson. I intend to join his Chaotic Abherrant Misssssanthropessssssss.

Yes-Master

Sprinkle Boy starts to make his way towards Rainbow Mans house and rings the doorbell, no-one answers and Sprinkle boy walks around Manhattan searching for Rainbow Man

He finds him and uses the lightsabre to release Alpca Man and Yak Boy from prison.

HAHAHAHAHA! Thank you, Sprinkle Boy! I never knew you had it in you. To the new hideout, Yak Boy! AWAYYYY!!

Then a seagull flies over Sprinkle Boy's head, very close to him. Sprinkle Boy avoids it and falls, banging his head. "Where am I," he asks, "and what am I doing?" Alpaca Man and Yak Boy have scurried off, though. Rainbow Man stumbles across Sprinkle Boy.

Sprinkle Boy, what were you thinking? You just released Alpaca Man and Yak Boy! And you stole my lightsaber while I wasn't looking! You've got some explainin' to do, young man!

Eh? What are you talking about? Where Am I, and when it comes to it, Who am I . . .and who are you?

Ahhh, ohhhh, eeeeeh, uooooo, ahhh, yes, ahhhhh I'm ouuuu, sorry, uhhhh, Rainbow eeee man, but owwwww, Sprinkle boy aahhh, has been uhhhh Iiiii knocked out.
Iiiiif you waaaant, IIIiiii can taake him to aaaaaah "Doctor"?

You do that.

Muhahahahah! Now it is you who has done the mistake Rainbow Man! Instead I will take Sprinkle boy to my master . . . .Snake Man!

He shoves Sprinkle boy into a car and starts the engine

So long Rainbow Man!

Hurry Rainbow man, you might still be able to stop him!!!

RAINBOW LEAP!

Rainbow Man does a spectacular Rainbow Leap into Sy cai a trist's car. He knocks Sy cai a trist out with a power punch, opens the door, and kicks him out. Unfortunately, with the car not being driven, it flies over the edge and into the river. Rainbow Man picks up Sprinkle Boy and Rainbow-leaps out.

Sprinkle Boy, are you all right? Are you over your amnesia?

Meanwhile, elsewhere...

Alpaca Man, are you thinking of ssssssigning on another member of your group?

I knew I should have insured the car

Rainbow Mman! What happened, why am I here, where did I go and where's Snake man?

X appears in a swirl of wind.

Rainbow Man will NEVER find Sprinkle Boy where I'm taking him!

He grabs Sprinkle Boy and carts him off to another dimension...

Sorry everyone, he actully kidnapped one of my fans!

Certainly, Snake Man. Welcome to CAM. Let's discuss plans for revenge on Rainbow Man, shall we?

Yessssss, let'ssssssss...

Rainbow Man! We'd better hurry to the Statue of Liberty!

Bwahahahahahahahaahahahahha!

Chaotic Abhorret Misanthropes, huh? Hmmm...

Doctor Muha is sitting in his laboratory, watching live film captured by a henchperson, one of many stationed around New York, New York.

I think I'll join them someday... but only if I'm in charge. Bwahahahahahahahhaha!

A Woman with arms full of suitcases and a teenager with purple hair enter the lab.

Mrs. Morgan: Norman! Norman!

Dr Muha shudders

Muha:Mary, not just now! The Henchpeople might hear!

The big, clumsy, intellectualy challenged Henchpeople snigger

Mrs. Morgan: I don't care NORMAN!

Muha shudders again

Mrs. Morgan: I'm going away for a while. Look after Stooart while I'm away!

Mrs. Morgan then hurrys away

Muha: So, Stewert...

Stooart: Stooart.

Muha: Right. Well to be here you must be either non intelgent...

Stooart:?

Muha: Not bright.

Stooart nods

Muha: Or Evil. I think you are the first option.

Ah Rainbow Man, My employers at CAM wanted me to have you in my clutches. I am known by varios names but, you can call me .........CRUSHER

That should Be ...........CRUSHER!!!!!!!

Umm,m Rainbow man, do you this fellow?

Not at all. He may be a new enemy, but he's nothing to concern ourselves with currently. Go forth to whence you came, Crusher, I shall return to the rings from whence did I. Rainbow Kids, retract powers!

Power of Red, retract!
Power of Orange, Retract!
Power of Yellow, Retract!
Power of green, Retract!
Power of Blue, Retract!
Power of Indigo, Retract!
Power of Violet, Retract!

Now for you Crusher, leave at once, you heard the man!

Sprinkle boy attempts to push Crusher away but crusher won't budge

Okay then, we can do this the hard way, or the easy way . . . . .

{Crusher grabs Sprinkle Boy and boxes his ears.} That will teach you to mess with CRUSHER!!!

From out of nowhere dashes in the new superhero, the dashing Diarrhea Man...

Crusher! Leave that boy alo-oohh!!

...and immediately has to dash back out again.

Nobody messes with SPRINKLE BOY!

He showers Crusher with Sprinkles that are being fired from his arm . . .

Ha-ha Crusher, dodge this!!!!!

(crusher blindly charges at SB, Only to trip and fall over his own two feet, knocking himself silly.)

You see villans! NO-ONE CAN DEFEAT . . . .

SPRINKLE BOY!!!!!

Hmmm, where did Diarrhea Man go? Oh . . . .I don't want to know!

Ha, my Supervillain league is working! Now, Snake Man, if you will send your snake-hordes into Grand Central Station, we can distract Rainbow Man enough to fulfill our plan! HAHAHAHA!

Intelligence reports have shown Rainbow Man has been sucked into his power ring. The Rainbow Kids $uck...

Stooart: Not all of them!

Let me finish. Ah, that's my nephew, Stooart. Don't laugh! Anyway, the Rainbow Kids $uck Rainbow Man into their rings routinely. I have a plan. Stooart?

Stooart: WHA'?

You'll need this training to be evil. I'm not having you here without being so. Now, you must capture the youngest Rainbow Kid...

Stooart: Why not the eldest???!!!

Because the youngets will be easier to catch. And anyway, you're sure to let her free if she does enough. Now, capture Violet. Without one of the Rainbow Kids, there will be no Rainbow Man! Bwahahahahahahhahahahahahahhaha!

Stooart: heh... heh... heh...

b{Muggsy: Duh, ha ha!

What do you think of that, Alpaca Man???

Oh dear, what am I going to do without Rainbow Man!
I must find the Rainbow Kids and get them to release him!

Sprinkle Boy dashes off to find the Rainbow Kids . . . . .

The RAINBOW KIDS are standing around. Suddenly VIOLET notices a doughnut sticking out from behind a wall. She follows it and is grabbed by STOOART. The other RAINBOW KIDS don't notice. SPRINKLE BOY runs up and nags them to relese RAINBOW MAN for no aparent reason.

Power of Red!
Power of Orange!
Power of Yellow!
Power of Green!
Power of Blue!
Power of Indigo!
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Red:Hey where's VIOLET ? Without her RAINBOW MAN CANOT EXCIST!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh-gosh! Without Violet Rainbow Mman can't excist . . .and without R.M. I have no experience . . . . . This must be the WEork of Snake man!!!!!!!

Sprinkle Boy flys away to Snake man's hideout

A figure shows up in front of Sprinkle Boy. the figure has a penetrating gaze, literally in fact.

I have looked into the CAM hideout, and no sign of them.

Sprinkle Boy begins to ask, "How did you know", but the hero realises this, in fact he gets asked it all the time. The reply often results in a fleeing, or at least a shuffling-away.

I am... Mr X-Ray vision, and I intend to help you on your quest!

Good, now that Rainbow Man cannot be here as Violet has been kidnapped we must go forth to find out where Violet is, then we can rescue Rainbow man from the rings!

Sprinkle Boy takes out a large Yellow book and starts to look up Villans . . .

Here is one, a "Dr Muhah" or somthing, come X-ray man, to their hideout!!!!

Sprinkle gets ready to leave but first he pauses and says . . .

On second thoughts, lets stay safe and take the
SPRINKLE MOBILE!!!!!!!

A very strange figure stands on a nearby building. He looks humanoid, but when one looks closer, the figure is made out of a strange processed meat and geletin. He tosses blocks of said meat and pages of junk email at the crowd below
Read that pyramid scheme! Have some lunch, skinny!

But first my new apprentice you can "delete" this . . . .thing as a training task . . . .

I can see through all pyrmaid schemes! As for deleting, these are in paper form, so I just throw them out. But of course, I'll recycle them.

Hmm, yes well, now lets go TO THE ACTION!!!!!

with the SPRINKLE MOBILE!

Via DOWNTOWN MANHATTAN!!!!

let's just go

Sprinkle Boy and X-ray man leave in the Sprinkle Mobile to "Dr Muhah's" Hideout Sprinkle Boy drives and they get outside it within 10 minutes

Three large people with armor guard the door to the hideout.

Right, you're not allowed in 'ere!

X-ray man you distract them while I build up enough power to shower these People with Sprinkles!

X-ray man does what Sprinkle tell him to do but the guardssee though Sprinkle Boy's plan and attack Sprinkle therefore Sprinkle Boy is knocked out and it is down to X-ray man to save him . . .

X-ray man hears a noise behind him and looks back. Standing there is Spam Man, with a strange looking gun
There's more than one way to spam a person!
Spam Man shoots his weapon at X-ray man, and several bytes of junk email are directed into his brain
This weapon causes the mind to directly experience the wonder that is spam! It works by sending electrical signals containing the spam into all parts of the brain, especially the logic areas, rendering the receiver unable to make rational decisions! This was mearly a test.
With that, Spam Man receeds into the shadows

Oh gosh, the plan has gone wrong now . . . or has it . . .

Sprinkle and X-ray man are lead away by the guards to an old cell there in the cell is Violet who is suprised at the heros entrance the door is then bolted shut and Sprinkle boy jumps to his feet

Fantastic! Now that we know that you are here we can help you escape and then you can get Rainbow Man who can save us but first we have to get you out of here . . . .

Right... I'm not having you superheroes wreck my plan! Bouncer!

Bouncer shows up, opens the cell, takes Violet out, and locks the cell again.

I'm guarding this brat!

Oh no, another plan down the drain.

Well X-ray, do yuo have any plans now?

I say we send for the other Rainbow Kids to bu... get us out of here.

What are you doing! I was comfy in there! WAAAAAAAHHH!

throughs a temper tantrum

Good idea X-ray let's contact the rest of the Rainbow Kids . . .

Sprinkle Boy takes out a peice of paper from nowhere and then takes out a large Sprinkle which is actully a pen and starts writing to the Rainbow Kids

Right now I have to send this to the Rainbow Kids I know!

Sprinkle Boy takes another large Sprinkle out of his pocket and throws it out of the window as if it was an arrow

Now all we have to do is wait . . . . . . fancy a game of "Sprinkles, stone and paper"?

No... I'd be able to cheat... of course, I can determine how much I look into... right now you're sitting in your underwear... now I'm talking to your skeleton.

Mmm, say if you can see through walls . . . . .and other things too . . . .then you can find out where Violet is! Then when the Rainbow Kids come here you can tell them where she is!

Hmmm... it appears Violet is in Dr Muha's main lab room, the living section. Who knows what dastardly tortures are going on!

The Wall breaks and the RAINBOW KIDS leap in!

Red: We're here! Luckily we excpected this and desided too leap through.

Sprinkle Boy: Then you got my note?

Red: What note?

Muha is looking exsauhasted. He holds a biscut tin with one cracker in it

Violet: Cake!

Muha: We've no cakes.

Violet: Cake!

Muha: We've no cakes.

Violet: Cake!

Muha: We've no cakes.

Violet: Cake!

Muha: We've no cakes.

Violet: Cake!

Muha: We've no cakes.

Violet: Cake!

Muha: We've no cakes.

Violet: Cake!

Muha: We've no cakes.

Violet: Cake!

Muha: We've no cakes.

Violet: Cake!

Muha: WILL YOU SHUT UP!!!!!!

Violet:No. Cake!

Muha: bed?

Violet:No. Cake!

STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOART!

Make this brat a cake!

Stooart comes from the kitchen carrying someting green which resembles a cross between a bananna split and a fruit Sundae.

Stooart: This is the best I could do.

Muha: Then take her to bed or somethi....

Violet is already gobling down the "cake"

Violet: More Cake!

Muha:*sigh* Maybe we should take her down to the cell and give her back to them.

Muha and Stooart physiacly drag Violet to the cell only too discover it emptey. Violet runs to the gap in the wall to look for the others

Muha: Now Stooart!

Stooart leaps forward and throughs Violet over the edge!

Muha: Buhahahahahahaha!

Stooart: heh heh heh heh.

Violet:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Will Violet Survive? Will The Kids and Xray reach her in time? Will Rainbow Man be able to excist ever again? Will Muha and Stooart ever stop laughing? Who can tell...Who can tell..

Will Prince Hilarion's hopes be sadly blighted?

Who can tell....Who can tell....

Stooart, I'm proud of you! You will give up the name Morgan, evil though it is, and call yourself STOOART MUHA!

TO BE CONTINUED... ON THE NEW BOARD!

Or will it!