From this point forward, all security personel are being placed under Bajor, as tanshirts never die.
Ccan you speak up a bit son?
HOW'S THIS???
Eh! In my time, the young'uns had more respect! They didn't do no shoutin' in our ear-trumpets, or nothin' like that! And if they wanted to be disrespectful, they had to walk 15 miles through a ragin' snowstorm, to do it! Uphill! Both Ways! But we didn't mind, 'cause we had values in those days! We didn't have no new-fangled internet thing neither!
Go to bed, Old Man!
You'll have to take me too sonny! You'll never take us ALIVE!!!!!!!!!
OLDY jumps of the Cliff next to them that just appeared
Ouch! That hurt! You know, jumping off people was a favorite pastime of...
Ahh, the ground was harder in the Good ol' days!
Ahh! The old folk were softer in the Good ol' days!
Hey Ii say Star wars and it was cool I saw the bit where the TIE fighter was chasing the X-wing and then . . .and then BOOM! And Luyke Skywalker . . .was . . .was . . .SO cool! and the TIE fighters were going NEEEH-NEEH-NEEH With their lasers . . .and then . . .and then . . .and then ONE got away and it went SWOOP!
}o{ - That's my picture of a TIE fighter . . .
Very bad grammar and spelling, Captain.
Starts to fly around the room
And then all the BAD evil robots came in . . . . Oh who wants to listen to me . . . .
Finally he walks away in to UNKNOWN
Hey, let's start a club . . .'The Over the Top Star Wars fan club of Earth' That would bre . . .would be . . .COOl but not as . . . .as . . .cool . . .as Luke SKYWALKER!!!!!!!!
Former Police Chief Daryl Gates says...
USE THE CLUB!!!
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Hmmm, a few "Ctrl-V's and ctrl-V's" there methinks!
But what about "Ctrl-Alt-Delete"? If your Computor Stalls a bit . . .
And "Ctrl-Shift-C" if you want to use cheats on the Sims
Tactical Officer is quite obviously the person from the LICC Guestbook who called himself Richard Wyndham.
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You know I'd like to agree on something but there is nothing I have any veiws on.
How come everyone else in DBZ needs to moan before they fight now?
Ahhhhh Ohhhhhh, Ahhhhh, I will power up more ehhhhhhhhh
Kiddy: (Whining) Hey, I want a dragonball for Christmas muuuuuum . . . .
Mother: Only if your good, ask your father . . .
I work for Coke-a-Coal.
Awww, it's now too late to do an April fool . . .
Ha! You want me! COME AND GET ME! Ha Ha! You can't! You never will! Ha Ha Ha!
I have come to raise a little hell
OK, Tactical Officer is clearly NOT Richard Wyndham.
Oh could, this place could do with a little hell
Hell, no!
Heaven forbid!
I, promise to exploit every book, TV show and movie I find to add to our metaplot. To swear a lot, and talk about sex. To obey Master Brian, to act as a rip off of my character I write for LICC, to not make fun of the fact it can be pronunced, "Grey Moron". To chase after Jake Grey for twenty boards. To obtain great revenge, to further the mission of LICC 3, and to serve as fodder for MiSTings past and present, in the name of "Personal Offense" I take this oath.
Boo!
Nothing to say, but it's OK...
I'm the Richest man in the world
No you're not - I am.
Q.E.D.
You're rich, says you? I've got Flint's treasure, says I.
Sorry, it's me.
Remember, y'all, shop at Wal Mart!
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Now, I am the richest sim in the world.
I see you!
Gesundheit.
KATT!
SQUEAK? SQUEAK!
I'm the richest duck in the world.
It's mine, I tell you! Mine! All mine!
Are we not men? We are DEVO!
So anyways... we made our pumpkin, and it's a punk-rocker-vampire half-Vulcan half-Andorian who just popped bubblegum all over his face.
After the Vietnam War, many veterans were left untreated with mental illness, imprisoned for crimes they didn't committ, and acquired poor grammer skills.
Professor: Um, that wasn't Vietnam. That was the A-team.
>veterans were left untreated with mental illness>
Um... The Department of Vetrans Affairs was trying to treat Murtok for his illness. They were hindered by the A-Team. So, give them a break.
PS Since Murtok assisted in his own kidnappings, it would appear that if he was sick, he did not want to be cured. Are there any psycholgists who would like to weigh in on this issue.
Murdoch.
Since when are bad impersonations and sound effects considered a mental illness?
And your point is...?
Would anyone have a small smackerel of hunny? I've got a rumbly in my tumbly.
I'm the one everyone remembers now! I'd laugh evilly if it were in character.
Oh bother.
Will you shut up?!
Ready! Aim! Fire!
*Winnie the Pooh is killed*
That is something no one should ever have to see...
Oh, bother. The Disney version was killed. Now, if only I could get some hunny!
Oh d-d-dear. Oh very, very d-d-dear!
Permavirgin Bill: Hey Chris! Stop doing whatever you have been doing in the bathroom for the past twenty minents. I need to get in there before Archangel starts.
Erotic Fanfic writter Chris: But Archangel isn't on for another half hour.
Permavirgin Bill: Well, I know, do you have the Chyna playboy in there?
George the Furry: I finished watching the Jungle book. We are clear for Archangel. I also wrote a new fanfic. It's about Greymoran as a Zorilla.
Wedge: Leia and I are here. She brought salted cheese.
(An hour and a Half latter, George, Bill, Chris, and the OA finish listening to the DiVinyls and watch Archangel.)
George: Wow that Season premere was really good.
Chris: Yeah, I can't wait until the season finale next week, two whole episodes in a row. Wow!
Bill: Yeah, wasn't it cool how the sexual tentsion built up between Jackson and Ahz! I bet they are going to get it on next week.
Chris: Um, actually I don't think there was any, I'm pretty sure both those characters are heterosexual. You are such a shipper.
Bill: Shut up you bigoted homophobe! If you can't accept my view of their sexuality, you are a homophobe and hate all gay people.
George: Okay Bill, you give this little speech every week. No one is reading your slash fiction. Can you actually cite anything?
Bill: Um, nonthing a homophobe like you guys would pick up on.
Everyone: Sure Bill.
George: Did everyone like that new cloak Greymoran was wearing. I just love ermine.
Announcer: Stay tuned for Sluts in the City, starting NOW!
All: GRAHHHHHHHHH! GIRLS!!!!!! PAIN!!!!!