Last time on Sprinkle Boy...

Tacoman, Butrfli and Pickled Fish Man had disguised themselves to fit in, Clark Kent - style, Adon had encountered Furby and alt-Furby, and Milkshake, Insane and Sprinkle Boy were going around in a taxicab.

Meanwhile, Frank Praetorius is busy making CAM a powerful, and more Frank-based organisation...

Tacoman pulls out the latest Cybertec catalog and shows it to his companions
...so they carry every weapon, armor, and other equipment that one could ever imagine. I suggest we order some large scale weapons and invade CAM...

YES! KILL! KILL! Kill with no remorse! The League of Intergalactic Cosmic Champions are not wimps! Everyone would just have laughed at you if you were wimps! KILL! KILL!

There is an electronics store with all the items you specified in the next street to the left, third store down.

Meanwhile . . .in a certain CAM base . . .

Okay then boss, let's try and make up a plan to get those really stoopid idiots like that Sprinkle Boy and Rainbow Man and X-ray Vision and the rest of them . . .I say we attack with big heavy Suday Papers right Now and watch the groosome nutcases get hit in the face!

And Frank, I've agreed to change my real name to Frank now but I'll still be known here as Newspaper Deliver Boy!!!!

Well, you're going to need to wear black.

Okay then, black it is! Can I still wear my deliver bag even if it is yellow? I need to kick some butt!

And your plan is too foolhardy. We must catch them unawares. Several of the technicians are working on some interesting sections of this CAM base. We even also have a self-destruct! Since they are already out to get us, we will not have to wait too long for them to come here...

Yeah but kicking butt is cool! Awsome in fact! However, if yiou think you have a beeter plan then cough it up, after all, you are a Frank!

We all mount posts, each with a different weapon. I will have a laser, Dr Muha and Stooart, you take the liquor cannon, and you of course will have your newspapers. As they approach, we will fire a constant volley at them, and they will not be able to resist. And when the LICC has been defeated, I can not only rule this world, but there will be no LICC to protect its own dimension!! HA HA HA! AHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

Can I join in too?

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Whispering

Now, Adon, any signs of our beloved enemy? Maybe my relatives can have a look too, because not every Furby in this town is just a toy. Some are members of the Furby Movement led by Grandpa Nigel.

Loud

Oh-oh!

No signs of them yet. It looks like we are waiting for them to make the first move. If you can find out any information, please do so.

At that moment, a group of people slink out of a dark ally and surround Adon and the Furbies. They are all carrying chains, clubs, and brass knuckles. The tallest one didn't appear to have any weapon, and he stood in front of the group.

Leader: "You've got to pay a toll to go through here."

Of course. Here you go.
Adon tosses the leaded a single quarter.

Leader: "You think you're pretty funny, don't you?"
Adon nods.
Leader: "Fine. If you don't want to pay with money, you'll pay with your blood."
The leader steps out of the circle and turns around.
Leader: "Get him."

The circle advances as Adon tosses both Furbies up in the air and assumes a defensive position. The leader smiles to himself as he hears the sounds of fists and other objects on flesh.

A few seconds later, the sound of the scuffle stop.

Leader: "That should teach you... WHAT????"
Adon was standing over a pile of unconscience gang members. He held out his hands and the Furbies dropped into them.

That was fun. Here, take these.

Then Adon tossed the Furbies to the leader. The leader screamed when he realized that the Furbies weren't just toys.

Gang Leader: AAAAAARGH!!!

*CENSORED*

alt-Furby: That was fun! Too bad you couldn't see it on TV.

Tacoman and company enter the electronics store and buy the various pieces of equipment needed. They then enter a small alley and order a number of items from the Cybertec catalog. They look over and notice Adon and the Furbies
Greetings gentlemen. We were just about to go after Prateorius...

Boy, this ride is rough. Wait until they invent gravcars. Oh, you asked what life is like in the future? Well, Sprinkle, we can't tell you too much, but life on Earth is extemely convienient, and life in space is extremely difficult.

smile

Actually, Pete, I can fly. I just have a limited amount of power for my jumpjets.

All right, Philip Clearwater if that is your real name... Stooart?

Stooart: Wha'?

Frank 'im! Put him in a Frank shirt... he's sure to turn...

Hey, Adon!

So... the CAM base is over there (pointing) But they're doing some... interesting things inside... we must be prepared and ready. Lock and load, people!

Meanwhile...

OK, we've got plenty of stuff, now, we head to the CAM base! Sprinkle Boy, ready your Sprinkles, Commander, get all your weapons ready. He takes his lightsaber of its clip.

The taxi stops, and the three get out. Praetorius is waiting at the front, holding a ridiculously large gun.

"Milkshake! he exclaims. "But... you're dead! I killed you!"

I'll handle this. Dr Muha, you're in charge when you see Tacoman coming. I'll have to face off two old enemies!

A tube comes down from a part of the building sticking out above S.B.'s head. The young hero gets sucked into it.

Milkshake seems about to speak, but extremely quickly whips out an very large weapon, cocks it, and fires an energy blast that sends Praetorius into the wall, where he leaves a comical imprint in the stone.

There. As for what I was going to say... Not quite.

Suddenly, about eight mean-looking guys dressed in black and green come down the alley where Tacoman, Adon, etc are. The men are wielding baseball bats, chains, and knives. And they ain't there to play Bingo!

Gang-leader: Okay, fools! You're trespassin' on out turf! Fork over your money, and we may let you leave!

He beats the baseball bat against his hand a few times for emphasis.

Hey, were am I? Get me out of this tube!

Sprinkle Boy shoots upward in the tube, and emerges in what you might call a room, with the only visible entrance being the one he came through. As he looks around he notices that one of the walls is made of glass, and Doctor Muha can be seen through in the adjacent room, armed with a cannon-like object. Stooart can also be seen running through a door, bringing bottles to the mad doctor, who pours the contents into the cannon. Sprinkle Boy pounds on the glass, but no-one pays any attention. Eventually Dr Muha looks up from his work, sees the young hero, and pushes forward a lever on the floor. One of the other walls of Sprinkle Boy's "cell" lifts up, and a diminishing corridor can be seen going down it. Dr Muha pushes another lever next to the first one, and the ceiling of the cell is lowered towards the floor, forcing Sprinkle Boy out into the corridor, which he notices gets narrower as it goes further. When it stops doing this he finds he has stepped onto a conveyer belt, but the walls stick close to the sides and he can't go anywhere. The conveyer belt takes him not very far before he falls off, down a hole, and into a spherical room which is entirely covered in rubber inside. There are only a few holes here and there, which he keeps on missing as he bounces around. Eventually he flies through one and through a tunnel into another strange room. This one has several surafces, and several hatches, all of which presumably lead to more corridors and tunnels. Unfortunately, it's a zero-gravity room, and he has no way of knowing where each of the doors leads...

Note: That remark beginning "I'll handle this" was said by Frank Praetorius, not by PD Insane, despite how it looks!

Oh, dear, my good commander, you're going to wish you hadn't done that.

He pulls a brick out of the wall, and pushes something behind it. A cannon bursts through, facing Commander Milkshake. Praetoriys, his hand still in the hole where the brick was, presses again. The cannon fires a cannonball straight at Commander Milkshake, causing him to fly backwards and into another building, landing in a supply of carbonated drinks.

All too easy.

PD Insane rushes at the Frank, brandishing his lightsaber. Praetorius dodges, and the blade slices into the wall.

Enesku yells, and leaps at the gang, getting into a quick-paced fight with each and every member at once!

Meanwhile, Praetorius is still dodging Insane's swipes. "How uncivilised of you..." he says, shaking his head. Pete Insane stops, remembering a past incident, the time he had been in this timeframe before.
"Do you have a better plan?" he asks.
"Well, your friend is crawling out of the rubble. Perhaps he can settle things," Praetorius replies, watching as the blue-armored Space Marine emerges from the building he had hit, and heads towards them.

Oh ya broke my gun, ya jerk. Fortunately, I have a backup. Heh heh heh!

Milkshake pulls out a very large weapon. Strangely, it seems to be constructed out of rubber tubing, lead pipe and a bottomless garbage can. Milkshake pulls a torn sheet off a large pile of rubble, revealing that his weapon is connected to at least 20 2-liter bottles of soda, every one bulging and fizzing. Milkshake aims the makeshift soda cannon very carefully at Praetorius, who gulps in fear.

SPLOOSH!!!

AARGHH!!!

Praetorius gets up, dripping wet, an expression of anger on his soaking face.

Dr Muha!!!!

From a few levels above, Dr Muha fires the highly-intoxicating-liquor-cannon downwards at Commander Milkshake

Drink this, Milkshake!!!

Dr Muha turns it and begins using it on Pd Insane, blasting him to the ground under the impact and covering him in the alcoholic fluid!

Stormsaje is still in his civilian clothing, the un-natural fabrics blocking his shpaeshifting powers. But he wasn't entirley helpless. His mouth wasn't covered, and he had lungs and vocal chords. He decided to use them. "Hey! Somebody help! These guys are trying to brainwash me!" He tried his best to sound paniced although he was perfectly calm. The Spirits actually PREVENTED him from being changed into a Frank, despite the shirt on him. For a moment he was worried that Sprinkle Boy and the others would recognize him despite the different appearence, but the Spirits assured him his secret was safe. His long hair was pulled back in a tight ponytail, his war paint was gone, and his "green" eyes were at home being soaked. The color contacts really helped him with his secret identity. Being naturally brown eyed, the paint gone, the hair different, and the determined scowl he usually wore as Stormsaje replaced with an average New Yroker smirk, he doubted any of the heroes would be able to tell that he was Stormsaje.

For no apparent reason, the alcoholic fluid stops flowing downhill, and starts going back up to where Dr Muha was operating the machine, drenching him in the alcoholif fluid.

Then, a streak of light darts off of the roof of the building, past the alcoholic cannon, and stops next to the now soaked Dr Muha. It turns out that the light was Adon, wearing his normal outfit. The cannon then falls to the floor in two neat halves, cut in two by Adon's sword.

Trying to get people drunk Doctor? That really isn't a nice thing to do.

Adon effortlessly picks Dr Muha up and leaves him dangeling from a hook near the ceiling.

I think you should hang around here for awhile and stay out of trouble. I thought something was going down around here, so I let Captain Tacoman and the Furbies play with CAM. I don't suppose you know where Sprinkle Boy is, do you?

Meanwhile, in another part of the room, Tacoman is doing battle with CAM minion
Want to play rough, do you?
Tacoman throws a few punches, each one landing on the minion. He looks around and notices the various battles taking place.
Praetorius!
The brave captain whips out his trusty weapons and fires. Butrfli flings several bits of magic at Praetorius and other CAM bad guys

You won't find him! Stooooooooaart!! Get this nosy deus ex machina person!

I would have you know, I am part of CAM! One of the leaders in fact! I will have none of your nonsense! The people fighting the LICC are merely henchmen, dressed in Frank clothing.

Stooart enters, holding a feeble-looking ray gun.

Fire at this man! Immediately!

"Room", Tacoman? No, they are outisde. Only Adon, stooart and Muha are inside. And SB of course...

Enesku fights and sturggles with all the Henchfranks, as they fight their way around. Suddenly, a tube comes down and sucks Enesku up. She goes through exactly the same motions, ending up in the same zer-gravity room as Sprinkle Boy! What a plot twist!

Still floating around in the room Sprinkle Boy grabs hold onto one of the door handles . .pulls himself towards it and trys to open it.

After a short battle with the door he pulls it open and falls into the next room. When he is in that room he can't seen a thing as it is covered in black paint . . .but while stumbling around he falls down another hole hit's his head hard against a wall and is knocked out before even seeing where he is . . .A LAIR FULL OF FRANKS READY TO ATTACK!!!!!

Tacoman goes to investigate a certain pipe and ends up in the zero-gravity room that everybody else is in. Luckily, he has jets on his suit and can navigate around the room

Well, good thing my suit is waterproof. Or I would've been...well-preserved. Praetorius, I'd advise you watch out.

Milkshake fiddles with his helmet comm system, and emits a sound of such high frequency it leaves everyone's ears ringing. Nonetheless, Praetorius is unharmed, and he begins to laugh. Just as he aims his weapon at Milkshake...

BUZZZZZZZ!!!!

A HUGE flock of rabid atomic-mosquitoes, drawn by the sticky soda that Praetorius is drenched in, desends on the hapless villain!

You look a little pale, Praetorius.

Tacoman then notices an open door and goes through it. He finds himself in the same room that Sprinkle Boy is in.
Franks!
Tacoman activates all the weapons on his cybersuit and begins firing at the Franks. He manages to hit most of them, and gets the rest of them in a plastic taco shell. He then attempts to wake up Sprinkle Boy
Now to find the way out.

Sprinkle Boy and Enesku begin their battle-against-all-odds with the Frankspirators, hoping for the million-to-one chance that they will be victorious. Sprinkle Boy firs the sprinkles from his hands, while Enesku tries to use inate strength. She has already been badly beaten, and SB himself has been through a lot. As they fight their way through, they only make things worse. Eventually they are captured and dragged into the room with Adon, Muha and Stooart. The latter two are having a fight. Dr Muha is still dangling from his hook. he orders his henchfranks to take them to the pool of... radioactive sea bass!!!!

Praetorius is angrier than ever now, having been repeatedly foiled and bruised by Commander Milkshake. He sees Insane has been incapacitated by the alcohol and grabs his lightsaber with him, pursuing the good Comamnder with it1

As Tacoman reaches to wake up Sprinkle Boy, he realises that this Sprinkle Boy is just a holographic image. He locates a door and exits, finding his way back to the main battle scene.

Milkshake calmly waits as the furious Praetorius charges toward him, bellowing and swinging Insane's lightsaber. Cool as a cucumber, Milkshake stands in place until the evil Frank reaches him and swings the energy blade down in a huge overhead slash, straight down on Milkshake's helmet.

Quick as a blink, the space Marine with one hand effortlessly grabs Praetorius's saber hand, stopping the blade a bare centimeter from contact. In the same half an instant, Milkshake brings his right gauntlet up in an uppercut that lands like a ton of bricks. Whimpering and with crossed eyes, Praetorius sags to the concrete. Milkshake snatches the saber out of the villain's limp hand.

I'll take that. You may consider that my payback. Have a nice day. Insane, you all right?

Insane gets up, which is rather difficult since his clothes are heavy with the liquor. He is also looking a little amused and bemused. He walks over to the good commander.

Meanwhile, SB and Enesku are strapped to a pole on a stand, which is lowered down into a cave, filled with very angry and agressive fish. Well, when I say filled I mean it has one or two. "Any ideas, Sprinklyboy?" Enesku asks. It looks like only ADON can save them.

Tacoman comes around from the side of tbe building just in time to see Milkshake hit Praetorius
Good job, Commander. I couldn't have done that better myself. Now, what do we do with him?
Are you Ok, Insane?

He can walk, that's good. Well, let's go..oh Pete! Well, that's to be expected. In the gutter, not on the sidewalk...oh! All over Praetori...sheesh! Done, okay, let's...whoops, not done yet...there...all out. Okay? Let's get you to a place you can clean up. And get some coffee, preferably.

I'm.... he slumps against Cmdr Milksahke's armor. I... think... I... need... to... rest...

Well, Sprinkle, you can get your own way out of this, I have a dimensional communicator!

She manages to activate it.

Take me back! I... uh... have bad news!

I'm not surprised. That's 90 proof stuff he drenched you with. Let's find a hotel or something where you can rest.

Members of the LICC gather around me. Steve, get a firm grip on Prateorius. It's time to get out of here. LICC members, call off.
Tacoman: Tacoman.
Butrfli: Butrfli!

You must help here. Do not just leave when there's trouble. You want to match the standards set by LICC? Help others in their needs.

Wait. I'll stay here. I'll contact you again if I need to.

Now, Sprinkle, how do we get out of this one?

Sprinkle Boy is still in there! And with Enesku!

You heard the man. Let's rescue Sprinkle Boy and Enesku before we leave!

Milkshake pats Insane and lets go of him.

You okay, you going to make it?

Insane smiles weakly, and takes a step. Milkshake, reassured, turns around to pick up Praetorius, as Insane, comically, falls flat on his face.

Whoops.

Heathcliff Rupert Gibbons the Third looks around....

Think I'll change back into costume.

Heathcliff looks around to see if any civilians are about. After he notices there aren't, he raises his right fist into the air, and yells!

Yes, we have Fresh Fish today!!

Suddenly, a green glow surrounds him for a second. When it ceases, he is back in costume as... Pickled Fish Man!

There. Much better!

What is going on down there? Yak Boy, is the Inviso-Clear-Transparent-Ukant-C-Us Device working?

"Right-o, Alpaca Man!"

Good. Perhaps we should drop on down soon and introduce ourselves!

I hate wasting precious alcoholics.

Licks PD Insanes clothing clean.

Nice fuel.

Have it your way, Doctor.

Adon blast a hole through the wall. Several walls actually, and the outer wall of the building. He takes off through the hole, and through several rooms before he hears Sprinkle Boy calling for help. He cuts his way though several layers of rooms before he enters the cave, and sees Sprinkle Boy and Enesku being lowered into the pool of angry fish.

What is it with everyone's obsession with fish?

He cuts them down can carries them to safety.

I suppose you could climb through the hole's I've made. It shouldn't be too difficult.

Exploring the surrounding he(?) is sucked into a tube too and lands in the zero-gravity room. But as we all know Furbies can fly and so he finds the exit to the next room.

Woohoo, a pool full of radioactive sea bass and I'm hungry!

alt-Furby starts to eat the fish. Maybe "eat" is not the appropriate word...

Pickled Fish Man!!!

Suddenly, having yelled that, Pickled Fish Man rushes into the room (through the hole Adon blasted, to be exact), wielding two large, pickled tuna (big whoppers!). He looks at the "activity" tha alt-Furby is participating in.

Eeewww! What a waste of perfectly good nuclear fish!

He looks around at the devastation.

Nice work, Adon! Ever considered working in the demolition profession?!

Tacoman and company rush into the building, hoping to rescue the two heros in distress. They enter the room and see Adon, Pickled Fish Man, the Furbies, and the various large holes in the walls
Hmm... I guess you don't need to be resued then, huh?
Good job Adon.
Ok.. Let's get Insane woken up, and then get out of here.

Well, you needed to be rescued, but it got done before the majority of us arrived...

We'll wait for SB to post first, I think...

I don't think these holes will hold our weight, they might crack but I'll give it a try . . .

Sprinkle Boy carefully steps his foot into one of the holes, then he does the same with the other foot and agin and agian (all very carefully of course) and is soon in safety

Okay then, that's me safe, now you try

Once everyone is out they assemble togethr outside the wrecked building.

Well, Sprinkle, it looks like we didn't need intelligence to get out of that one after all, eh?

You might need to contact us again. She removes Insane's wristwatch-like dimensional communicator and puts it on Sprinkle Boty's wrist. This dimensional communicator will make you be able to speak to our dimension, in case you need our help again.

Captain Tacoman, if you have any more to say then say it, and we'll be underway!

The next time CAM or any other evil organization shall cause a really big threat to Manhattan, myself and the others will contact you straight away . . .good luck with your journey!

Thank you Sprinkle Boy. Good luck with your own adventures. Maybe someday, you can visit the LICC universe. We can leave you a CyberTec catalog just in case you need it. They operate between the dimensions, and have lots of nifty stuff to get.
Whenever there is evil to be thwarted, wherever there is a wrong to righted, the good guys will always be there, no matter what dimension they are in.
Now, it's time to get going back to our own dimension.
With that, Tacoman nods to Butrfli, who has a remote for the interdimensional transporter. She presses the button and...

Goodbye!

Hey wait for us! Tammy and I were away for the day as it's my birthday today and we wanted to celebrate my birthday almost a thousand years before I was born. If you understand me.

"Hello?" Phillip Clearwater aka Stoirmsaje shouted. This Frank shirt was getting itchy. He struggled with the chains that pinned his wrists to the wall. He wished he could change shape, but with these unnatural fabrics on his body it was undoable. "The sounds of foighting and explosions in the net room had stopped. He assumed the Frankspiracy had been defeated. "HELLO?!? KIDNAPPED VICTIM IN HERE!"

Captain Jackson Tacoman, Commander Steve Milkshake, Commander Adon Mithral, Lieutenant Pete Insane, Cadet Ansh Tembar, uh, Civilian Tammy Tembar and, well, Enesku, stand in position (except Insane, who is held by Milkshake) along with the limp form of Frank Praetorius, and vanish, leaving the dimension's indigenous heroes to rescue Stormsaje. It shouldn't be too hard.

They don't know it';s Stormsaje. As far as they know, it's Phillip Clearwater, stage critic for the Times. He has bronw eyes, Stormsaje has green eys. And other differences that have allready been listed.

Well, there they go . . . . Hmm, where's Stormsaje gone?

Narrator: Well Sprinkle Boy, he went away from thee team when his pager went off.

Are they gone? Ok, then let's loot this place! Hey, look whom i found! A Frank, chained to the wall. Hm, he's not really franksimilated.

The Frank shirt is ripped off and the prisoner freed.

So, Mister, we better bring you to the local bigboss, in this case Sprinkle Boy.

Phillip nods, trying to feign shock at seeing the Furbies, trying to look like someone whow as seeing for the first time, whcih was tehcnically true for Phillip Clearwater, not so much for Stormsaje. Then he had a sudden realization. How would he explain not being Franksimilated despite having had the shirt on for hours?

We must go now. CU later, maybe in the future, maybe in another universe. Who knows...

The Furbies open a very small portal and step through.

I never thought I'd be talking to Furbys . . . .

Okay then I'll be seeing you!

Meanwhile somewhere completely different . . .

Ha-ha! Now once I have chnaged my name to Newspaper Delivery Frank I will, have the power of the Franks on my side and then, myslef and my CAM freinds shall become more powerful than you can \i Possibly} Imagine!!!!

Okay now, let's try, From this day Forth I shall be known as NEWSPAPER DELIVERY FRANK! !

Lightning crashes, Thunder roars, fires are re-lit and pavements gain thoses cracks!

Ha-ha! I feel the power!

So, Sprinkle Boy....care for some Flounder and Bacon Pudding? I've got some stored in the Pickled Fish Mobile's mini-fridge, and I'm getting a little hungry...

Hmm . . .flounder and bacon? No thanks uh . . . .I'm on a diet you see but if you have any cheese pizza then I'll be GRATEful if you would share some with me

I think there may just be two or three slices of cheese pizza left. Do you like yours with or without bananas?

I think I'll pass

Is everyone else here?

We're all here except for Rainbow Man who's in the rings. Let's all get into the Flying Fish!

And go where? We don't have any REAL evil do deal with unless you want to stop some small banks getting robbed, but I think we should just leave that buisness to the police.

Maybe we should ask Rainbow Man what to do?

"Power of red!"
"Power of orange!"
"Power of yellow!"
"Power of green!"
"Power of blue!"
"Power of indigo!"
"Power of violet!"

Rainbow Man appears and is filled in about the situation. He is asked what they should do next. He replies...

"I think we should take a vacation somewhere."

Great idea! That'll set our minds of evil and stuff like that!

Any ideas . . . .somewhere far away? In the city? What are your suggestions R.M.?

I think it should be a hot place, maybe by the sea, and not a city. We see the city all the time, and, ****, I want a change!

Meanwhile, in the remains of the CAM base, Dr Muha, still on his hook watches as the Flying Fish heads away. He hears a crumbling sound, and the ceiling above him crashes down, bringing him to the floor, covered in rubble. He emerges as Stooart and Newspaper Delivery Frank approach to see what has happened. He looks at them angrily.

We must keep CAM going! Whatever happened to Alpaca Man and Yak Boy anyway, they started this!

Whatever you say sir!

Meanwhile, our heros are still discussing where they should go on holiday . . . . .

What about Ausrailia or somewhere near there . . .

Does anyone else have any suggestions?

Albuquerque is nice this time of year. As long as you don't forget, and accidentally take a left turn there!

What's Albuquerque like? I'd rather go somewhere more exotic... I say we go to a jungle or something.

I haven't had a chance to properly meet you, Rainbow Man. I am Mr X-Ray Vision, and I have recently resolved to use my vision for good and not evil.

So... jungle/beach, anyone?

Malibu!

Phillip Clearwater managed to sneak away after the Furby's had rescued him. He pulled off the Frank shirt and stomped on it for a minute before tossing it into the Hudson river. He noticed a few bruises and scratches on himself, then heard the sound of police cars approaching. Good, he thought. They'll see me beat up like this, find the Franks defeated by Sprinkle Boy and the others, and I'll just be a civillian resuced by superheores. Not uncommon in this city after all.

I KNEW I should have taken that left turn at Albequerque!

Hey, Stormsaje, get into the Flying Fish!

Hey, where do the Rainbow Kids think we should go?

Narrator: What Rainbow Man doesn't realise is that Stormsaje isn't there. His secret idnetity, critic Phillip Clearwater, is giving a statement to the police.

Red: I think we should go to a jungle, like X-ray said!
Others: (simultainiosly)Yay! Great idea! Yeah, lets go with X-ray's idea! Kewl! Sure. Spiffing!

Ace!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Well, with the Rainbow Kids on your side I guess you have a majority X-ray. So I guess we'll all be going to the jungle then. . .

In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight!

Yeah . . .jungle it is then . . .

Fish-man, how fast can this THING go at. I'd save a bit of money if we could all travel in it to the jungle. Talking of which, which jungle were you thinking of X-ray?

Any jungle. It's best if things are kept vague, so the fans can't complain if an animal appears which shouldn't be there.

raises eyebrow at audience

My friends call me "Fishy", Sprinkle Boy. Anyhow, this Flying Fish can reach Mach 1 (770 Mph; no idea in Kph) in about 5 minutes, if I want it to. But I need to go refuel. Before we go anywhere, I think we should go back to the Pickled Fish Pond. I want to get my fishing rod, in case there are any rivers in the jungle! And my machete, so we can hack any dense vegetation that gets in our way.

Okay then, the pickled . . .pond it is!

Pickled Fish Man then swerves the flying around and everyone makes their way to the pickled pond . . .

The Flying Fish lands at the Pickled Fish Pond, then PFM shuts the engine off.

Okay everybody out! I have some camping gear, and we'll be needing it, I think. (He points to a small building next to the main `house') It should be in there. Help yourselves.

Pickled Fish Man exits the vehicle, then walks over to the main building and goes inside. He walks into the kitchen, pulls a Cooler out of a cabinet and opens it, then walks over to the fridge, opens the door, and looks around.

Hmmmm....wonder if they would like some hot dogs and toasted marshmallows?

Sprinkle Boy walks into the main building closely following P.F.M. and starts lookiong for the bags. However, once he finds the bags by mistake one of the sleeping bags he takes is actully a large-sized bag of pickled fish, belonging to Pickled Fish Man.

Carrying the heavy bag over his shoulder he staggers outside and calls out to the others . . .

Hey, are you lot going to help as well?

Yeah, sure thing, Sprinkle!

c@n 1 j01n j00 k3wL d00dZ?

Hmm, wait a second Rainbow . . .

Rainbow Man stops and turns his head towards Blue-haired Freak Person who is talking to S.B.

We could get this mysterious person to carry the stuff in, then leave her/him here and go on our way!

In the middle of the jungle
Lived a man up a tree
His real name is Tarzan
But we just call him Chee Chee!

Maybe not . .Rainbow, get the equipment in the flying fish . . .Now!

I'll go and check if Fishy's ready, everyone else should get into the Flying Fish. I think we'd be better on our way . . . .

Sprinkle Boy runs inside to see if P.F.M. is ready . . .

The Flying Fish has been loaded up, Sprinkle, and we're all in here, exect Stormsaje, wherever he is, and Blue-haired freak person, who wandered off. Get PFM and we're ready to go!

TO THE NEXT BOARD, FOR A JUNGLE ADVENTURE!

Rarther Darwling ...