The Awesomely Powerful Protectors of Autonomous Livelihood League, Investigating and Neutralizing Group

Nitcentral's Bulletin Brash Reflections: L.I.C.C.: Small Stories: The Awesomely Powerful Protectors of Autonomous Livelihood League, Investigating and Neutralizing Group
By Captain Electric on Monday, January 21, 2002 - 2:02 pm:

Captain Electric sat back in his chair, in the Council Room of the A.P.P.A.L.L.I.N.G. Bulding.

"Well, everyone, now that we've defeated Snaker and his Slither Squad, what shall we do know?


By Boogie Man on Monday, January 21, 2002 - 3:51 pm:

Boogie Man, clad in his uniform that resembled a disco ball, spoke up.

"Lets....go bowling!"


By Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe, Attorneys at Law on Monday, January 21, 2002 - 7:35 pm:

Dear Boogie Man,

We're sorry, but you are infringing upon someone else's copyright. if you look in one of the early LICC boards, you will find that there is a character named "Disco Dude".

Please consider this notice that you are being sued under the DMCA for your firstborn child, ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS (pinky to mouth), and anything else that we can think of.

Sincerely,

Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe, Attorneys at Law


By Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe, Attorneys at Law on Monday, January 21, 2002 - 8:21 pm:

Dear Boogie Man,

It has come to our attention that we failed to provide documentations as to our earlier claim.

Please search LICC XIII for the phrase "Disco Dude".

Thank you,

Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe, Attorneys at Law


By Anti-Lawyer Man on Monday, January 21, 2002 - 9:12 pm:

Don't worry, Boogie. Those philistines have no power here in Capital City. My Nobarrister Ray will disintegrate them if they even try to persue their lawsuit!


By Anti-Lawyer Man on Monday, January 21, 2002 - 11:11 pm:

Plus, if they persist, I can always tell them that their client is a infringment of the Disco Boys from Mystery Men...


By Net Surfer on Tuesday, January 22, 2002 - 12:05 pm:

*reading through the board*

Hmm, it appears to be a legal drama. Why do we need another one of those?


By Captain Electric on Tuesday, January 22, 2002 - 12:10 pm:

Enough. Too much legal drama. Let's go bowling! To Stewie's Disco Bowl, and step on it!


By Jack McCoy, NY County D.A. on Tuesday, January 22, 2002 - 2:07 pm:

I'll indict a ham sandwich if I want to!


By With Apologies to Who`s Line Is It Anyway? on Thursday, January 24, 2002 - 1:21 pm:

Pats down Capt. Electric and Net Surfer.

Greetings! I am Captain Frisks-a-lot!


By Another Whose Line Is It Anyway? reference on Thursday, January 24, 2002 - 1:41 pm:

A superhero with hair all over the place emerges from a trapdoor.
Did somebody call for Captain Hair?


By Paranoid Man on Thursday, January 24, 2002 - 2:51 pm:

bounds into the room

I'm PARANOID...

looks around in panic
God!

Runs away, never to return.


By Overly Sensitive Kid on Thursday, January 24, 2002 - 2:54 pm:

I'm here! Ow, I stubbed my toe!

starts crying


By Captain Electric on Monday, February 04, 2002 - 11:04 pm:

All right! Everyone, to the bowling alley! Hope we don't run into any villains on the way!


By Snidely Sprained-Back, Villain-at-Large on Tuesday, February 05, 2002 - 12:50 am:

"Hope we don't run into any villains on the way!"

As Captain Electric says those fateful words, our heroes' car *runs into* another car that has the word "Villainmobile" written on it!


Curses! Who has dared to strike my villainmobile?


By Captain Electric on Wednesday, March 20, 2002 - 11:12 pm:

Electric pokes his head out the window

Sorry!

Say, that didn't cause any damage, did it?


By ScottN on Thursday, March 21, 2002 - 9:49 am:

I forget. Who's taking over Snidely?


By I on Thursday, March 21, 2002 - 3:51 pm:

ME!


By Snidely Sprained-Back on Thursday, March 21, 2002 - 4:12 pm:

"Damage? Damage???" shrieks Snidely.

"Well, I don't know. OW! my back!" he yelps.


By Captain Electric on Wednesday, January 22, 2003 - 7:34 pm:

Oh wonderful. Boogie, toss him our insurance information, we've got to run.


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