Man, I'm tired of sitting around. Anyone have anything they want to do?

Yeah, I need some Generic Evil Henchmen.

Let's build a Cyborg. A really evil cyborg. And it have vampiric abilities, guns, tasers, whips, blades, and spikes. And it's tissue, we'll genetically enginere the perfect being, then when it reaches adulthood, we kill it, implant the equipment, and then use Frankenstein's revivication process to raise it. What do you guys want on it.

No matter what you build, I will desyroy you with my immensice powers over death and life. I am Hap Sumra, and i am unbeatable!

Okay, our cyborg will have immense power over life and death. Heck, does magic even work on robots?

only attacks that emulate physical force or elemental engergy, but I will destroy it none the less

i must gather my apprentices, t'kal, grenth, all of my powerful pupils, kill the villains in the city so that we will rule suprem!

Umm, you did read the sign on the door. This is a villian clubhouse. We do "villian stuff" in here.

If only I had a Generic Evil Henchman here, I would destroy him for his impertinence!

Swirls his Generic Evil Cape dramatically

What could be more villanous than destroying other villains in order to reign supreme?

That is right, and now I will kill you all, but later I am warniung you right now. I will be the supreme villian, but i must gather my powers. have your little meetings, but know that you are no longer the power in this city

Umm, okay, you see, I am a Cosmic Villian. Like Darkseid or Freiza, or even Galacticus. You are a City Villian, like the Joker or the Riddler,or even Luthor. Come on, magic nijas. That is sooooo radio drama. I think Jack Macgee is looking for some action.

you make me angry. Not good. Then I will follow you anywhere until you are destroyed. prepare yourself. I will be the greatest villian, city and space.

Listen Mojo Jojo, your asking to get Omega blasted. It's not nice, heck Superman didn't like it too much. If your good, I'll make you a minion.

He is NOOOT Mojo Jojo! There is only one Mojo Jojo, and the number of Mojo Jojos is one! There are not two Mojo Jojos! Nor are there Five!

Hah, i eat Omega blasts for lunch. face it, there is no way you can stop me. and don't patronizew me, you bucket of sludge. I think I will change the oil in my car with you.

OH, WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP?!

Everyone turns to see who yelled. All they see is a purple-gloved fist raised by someone sitting in a chair facing the opposite direction.

You two just wait until I finally face the accursed LICC, and then you'll both know who the true master villain is!

Uh, Darth Terror?

Get 'em Darth Tantum. As for you Hop, what are you, some kind of rabbit? Because I'll hire Elmer Fudd to take care of you. If you even touch me, you will be paralized by my energy, and a alien will begin growing in you, thanks to purity.

His name's Hap, not Hop.

You want evil? You want EEEEEVILLL?

Wait till you get a load of me....

There you are, Henchman! Is my Generic Evil Cape back from the cleaners yet? I need something to swirl dramatically! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

As for Murray, hah!

Derision will get you nowhere, fiend.

For I, Murray, am here to stay!

Moustaches! Easy to twirl! Every decent villain needs one or two or three..! Multipurpose moustaches - they can be used as bushy eyebrows too!

Moustaches are just SOOOOOOO last September.

I must say, the Dark Side has never been so bright.... thanks to amateurs such as you all!

Stop fooling around, Darth, Darth and Hap. We have much to do before the invasion begins.

You think you have problems? I spend a whole year planning the elimination of the Slayer line. I put my harbingers in the right places. I spend months co-ordinating the destruction of the Watcher's council. I drive the right people to suicide or murder. I raise an Army of Vampires, Harbingers and a Turok Han. I kill thousands, and I finally began the final step, the elimination of the Slayers. So guess what happens next? That darn beast upstages me! I take a year to kill a couple of girls, he blots out the sun in an few days. I raise a Turok Han, he creates zombies, he destroys oracles, and heck, raises Angelus. HELLO!!! I tried to kill him! You don't ally with the guy I try to kill, didn't you get the memo? Get me a drink.
(First attempts to reach for drink, passes through it)
Ah....

Pathetic bloody amateurs, all of you. Well, I'm off to actually do something.

(gets up and leaves tavern, then reappears, shaking his fist)

I'LL GET YOU YET, SO-CALLED PRETENDERS OF EVIL AND VILLAINY!