I h@ted you in that movie!
Seriously, though, where was your dog?
So who is this Klassikos really?
I thought it was common knowledge
To some of us, perhaps.
And then there's everybody else.
It's Paddy, as was revealed on the last Roll Call board, I believe.
Yep.
Well, this hasn't had much use. Everyone knows who everyone is or was? Well, this might get the ball rolling:
In the Hammer and Nail storyline I was 2nd Prefect Rougecloth. Someone needed to play a Mortcarnian, especially one in a high position.
In the most recent (about a year ago) Frank storyline I was most of the Franks - I was the original News Broadcast, as well as Frank Praetorius (of course) and Frank Morkoth. I was not 'a Frankor called Frankgroth', presumably that was Matt Pesti.
I was also the Generic Evil Villain's Generic Evil Henchman.
More recently, in the K-NIT storyline I was Andy Mikkelson (actor who plays Insane), Lewis Vinci (director) and Jason Moran (writer), although I did not make the post by Jerry the Stand-in.
Ah, thank you. You still haven't got my Generic Evil Cape yet.
It wasn't supposed to be the Hammer & Nail storyline, it was supposed to be a Space Pirate storyline. Hammer & Nail were just supposed to be 2 of the attacking space pirates, unfortunately nobody else bothered creating any others, which resulted in a very lopsided situation. "Gee let's send a team of superheroes against two relatively powerless villains." Yeah, there's a fair fight.
Obviously I was Queeq, Hammer, & Nail.
In the K-NIT storyline I was, no surprise, Kief Elim Morgan, although Electron came up with the name, hence the I-E spelling instead of the E-I spelling of Kief.
Have I already admitted to being Marissa & Steven? I was also the Laughing Vulcan.
I was Dead Lee. I thought it was a fun idea. A redshirted villain who could folded, spindled, mutilated, blown up, squashed, sliced, diced, julianned, etc., etc., without violating the "Don't kill another author's creation" because he was already dead. But some people were annoyed at it and no one else cared, so I lost interest in flogging that dead horse. (A rather common situation these days.)
I was also the Laughing Vulcan.
I h@ted you in that movie!
Seriously, though, where was your dog?
It was the hand puppet.
I was also Captain Lasi (or spelling to that effect) who spread the word about the P.O.R. Timmi falling into the gravity well. (I was hoping that those of us who weren't going to the Archangel Crossover could have an adventure without the 'big guns' around, but it wasn't so.)
My work is done here.
There are no doubt plenty of Phantom Returns posters who haven't come forward yet. Who is Murray the Skull anyway?
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
Hello, boys!
Who is Murray the Skull anyway?
Sarge?
No.....
Rosemary, the telephone operator?
No.....
Henry, the mild-mannered janitor?
Could-- I mean, No.....
I figured that Sven of Nine was Murray.
Someone called again?
[Is.... is this the voice of Murray..? - everyone]
ONE VOICE..... MANY FACES!
[see a montage of the various monikers and posts over the years... before the image of Sven appears]
Perhaps this face suits you best?
help me
*holding up Murray*
Alas poor, Murray, you're beyond help.
*tosses skull behind him and moves on*
Don't you just hate it when he does that?
No, actually I prefer the emotional and physical abuse. It's what I live for every day.
Look, will youse leave it? Let's go home.
Fuggedaboudit!
What made you think I was playing the part of Murray anyway, KAM?
Though I will admit to this: I did "kill" him off.
Um... why did you think Sven was Murray? I had a feeling he was, because he made a joke about him once in one of the 'Lines You'll Never Hear In Star Wars' threads... is that what tipped you off?
I am no lass, KAMlet! I'm all man!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!
If you're just a skull, then you are less than a man.
It was a couple of things. I think he had posted on the Monkey Island boards in computer games & I think Murray came from those games. He'd posted Monkey Island jokes on a couple of different boards. Possibly timing of posts, but I don't remember now.
For a distant second I did consider Josh M as Murray, but I can't remember why.
Well, back to confessing...
I posted all the Cyberian posts and Tin Canus. They were all supposed to be related in a big storyline, but nobody cared so I ended it.
I was also behind the Frantic Four posts, TB Chihuahua, Tacomonkey & the Voyeur in the Alt-Earth mess.
You won't believe this, but I've been quite a few characters on these boards:
I was the one who came up with the Soylent Squadron idea, a huge collective of silly superheroes created from down-and-out humans, with the hope of creating a spin-off series about their future adventures. (And it was a glorious concept, too - a "sit-com-trag" if you like...) That Soylent Blue really was a bit of a loser.
I didn't come up with the Letters to the Editor originally, but my Pythonesque isntincts took over as soon as they appeared.
I also coined the exasperated Portal Policeman (who was sometimes Scottish, sometimes Jewish, sometimes Irish... I liked him as a Scot, personally) who would seal up out-of-control portals easily with bits of wood, old nails and a hammer.
And OK, I did create Murray, the hideous demonic skull of EEEEEVILLL, in order to further expand his character as a palpable, psychotic and believable super-villain that nobody could ever take seriously. He is, or at least used to be, a one-joke character, yet I'm surprised how successful he was at entering the collective consciousness here at Nitcentral! (And, indeed, surprised that most people took him as seriously as they did on Phantom Returns!)
Oh yes, and I was also the one and only 7th Count de Tablets of Valium - Commander of the Ninth Legion at Castle Göraneriksson - the mighty mediaeval warrior and double-glazed windows salesman. (Having left you so many clues, I'm surprised you didn't figure this out yourselves!)
And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids!
Actually, I believe I satrted the 'letters' craze. It was basically copied from the Python sketch, but with Hamburger Pattie mentioned instead of Mary Bignall (probably most people thought that was KAM). There weren't any more letters for a while after that, but then they all came flooding in.
Um, how about Matt Demon and the ape-like things? Were they KAM, or what?
Ape things? I suspect that one might be KAM, yes. Or maybe Will.
Though I did reply as spokesperson of the Vicious Animal Things, Nitcentral's new up and coming nu-metal-thrash-punk-skiffle-rock band.
Who's Will?
I was Matt Demon.
But I was not Ben Affleck.
Actually Sven, I can believe it.
I didn't realize that Soylent Squadron were supposed to be superheroes. I assumed at best pilots with silly names.
I've been Soylent Anti-proton, Soylent Knight, Soylent Questions & Soylent Voyeur.
I did think you were the Portal Policeman.
And Sven, you'd be surprised at how many one-joke things have entered NitCentral's Collective Consciousness.
I think he means Will S from the Lines You'd Never Hear In Star Trek boards, Paddy.
I am the TFTGAT that currently works as LICC's Bouncer.
Oh, OK then.
But I was not Ben Affleck.
Well, then who were you? 
And Sven, you'd be surprised at how many one-joke things have entered NitCentral's Collective Consciousness.
Speaking of which, do you have any tapioca?
Er... pass.
Hey, just for the fun of it, let's see what we *HAVE* got in the Collective Consciousness!
Just to get started,
None of those were in the scpipt, though!
"From the moment I first met you, all those years ago...."
"....a day hasn't gone by when I haven't thought of you. And now that I'm with you again, I'm in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with you makes my stomach turn over – my mouth goes dry. I feel dizzy. I can't breathe. I'm haunted by the kiss you should never have given me. My heart is beating, hoping that kiss will not become a scar. You are in my very soul, tormenting me. What can I do? I will do anything you ask... If you are suffering as much as I am, tell me..."
Sorry, Sven, you're not my type.
Don't forget The Frank Conspiracy, or The Scenes That Wouldn't Die!!!
BTW ScottN, I thought BF had written Matt Demon (wonderfully awful pun) because when he appeared he refused to give his name and that's something that BF seems to do like with the Celestial Musician.
"By Not Barry Manilow", "By not Englebert Humperdinck", "By Celine Dion's first cousin's college roomate's best friend's uncle"* Yeesh! Give the person a name already!
* May not be actual usernames used by BF
I was going through past discussion boards to figure out what names I had already confessed to and I was looking at the first LICC Discussion Board and there was an Old DC Fan post which pretty obviously gave away the fact that ODCF, the Queue & Lance's Snooty Butler all had the same author and yet, even though I later confessed to being ODCF & LSB, nobody realized that I was also the Queue. (Some thought it was Chris Ashley.)
(wonderfully awful pun)
Well, that should have given you a hint! Or, depending on your POV, it was a masterful piece of misdirection!
Sven... do you mean that you are not the man named Ben Affleck, or that you are the person who posted under the name 'Not Ben Affleck'?
[sigh] Let me explain one more time... I am not Ben Affleck! That's right! Not B-Aff who is N-gaged to J-Lo!
Call him what you will (Ben Affleck, B-Aff, Benny from the Block), I am not that actor!
But if I did say that I was not this Not Ben Affleck guy, well, I guess that would make me, er...
So, yeah. I'm not Ben Affleck. (And in case you still don't know what I'm on about, you've probably never heard of Charlie Brooker's "humorous" book "TV Go Home". Consider yourselves innocent.)
That would explain it.
Sven, have you ever considered working for Disinformation Operative Keith Elim Morgan?
Thanks, but I'll politely decline - I think I'll "freelance" instead...
Looking back over the old boards, I've also realised that the whole hiccuping guard craze started with..... me!
As did my brief pirate priests phase, says I!
[hic]
[hick]
[hic]
[haec]
[hoc]
On the Puppet Ruling Council boards in the Angel sink I was
A. Birdy
Another Misquoted Monty Python Song - Cinema days when you were young and lovely...
Britsh Vegetarian Lion - typo, should have read British
Coach from Cheers
Cocky Hamster
Color Coordinator
Dandy Lion
Darth Fozzy Bear - I loved Darth Fozzy. For me, the joke was that he couldn't tell a funny joke which just made me laugh for some reason. No one else appreciated the joke though. 
Darth Morgan
Dr. Morgan
Gul Morgan - Normally I would assume this is obvious, but Mark Morgan ran the PRC.
Hamster
Melissa virus
Morgan le Frank
Most Fun With Rhymes
Norman
PCK Spokesman
Peanut Gallery
Postal Worker
Redshirted Conspirator
The Latest Opposition Speaker
Vampire Hamster
I've checked off all the names I've already admitted to being (sorry, newbies, you'll just have to read the old boards) and should have a list other other 'people' I've been soon.
Looking at my list & going through old boards to see what I had confessed to, I found a couple that I thought I had confessed to, but apparently didn't.
JARSO & DDDD&S
Pinky & The Brain
Phantom Returns
Fembot of Darth Armus - revenge for his Fembot of Hamburger Pattie
Fembot of Mr. Obvious
Fembots of The Queue
Fembots of TLC
LICC
A group of children
a running gag from another board - I think this was Who, What & Idontknow's first appearance
Announcing Nominations for the 2000 Nitty Awards
Another Jubilant Poster
Binky, the Magic Dolphin
Brooklyn Dodgers
Captain Obvious - Yes, I was Captain Obvious years before Luigi Novi!!!
Duck Dodgers
Fine, one tedious-storyline ending plot twist
Kryten
LICC board - And has it been painful supporting all these posts ;-)
LICC Viewer
Lord Real Life - Muhahahahahahaha!!!
Moving the story along
Mr. Absolutely - Absolutely!
Nitty Awards Judge
Old Marvel Fan - Nuff said!
Pinky & Brainiac - containing, perhaps, my favorite in-joke that none of you will ever get. Just try to find it. I dare you! ;-)
Redshirt Commentator
Resort Hospital Speaker
Sneaky Redshirt who wants to get the last word in
SpaceBarbie - Like, fer sure. *giggle*
The 47th Plot Twist #47
The 74th Narrator
The Doctor - I think the first to post as this. At Club Ted, I believe
The Quipster
Tuvok
Uatu, the Watcher
What's New with Phil & Dixie - That was fun. Always was a fan of Phil Foglio's work.
Also all the Qunicy Rnager posts & Punicy Ranger
New Menace
19th Century Astronomer
A Creative Sickos Commercial
A dog
A Twisty Idea
A Warning from the future
Ballmer & Bill Gates
Billy Joel
Casper the Unfriendly Ghost
Conspiracy Noticer
Correspondant from the South Pacific
Dennis, the New Menace
Disapointed partygoer
Disgruntled old geezer
drunk poster home from a party
Ebesneezer Scrooge
Ebesnoozer Scrooge
Energy-saving Californian
Folks
FROGS
Gullible Shopper
K Diddy
Kermit, the Hand-puppet
Northwest News Story
Opportunistic Washington Resident
People for the Ethical Treatment of Cartoon Animals
Scotty & Data
Snidely Commenter
St. Nitalaus
Surprised Poster
Tacky Poster
The Board
The Chad Mitchell Trio
The Deep End of the Pool
The Ghost of the Cat
The Great Prophet Zarquon
The Ground
The Redmond Singers
The Volkswagon Beetles
Tornado Survivor
Usenetrunner
Visitor #9
Washington Conspiracy Theorists
Washington Night Shift Worker who slept through the Earthquake
Washington School Kids who do not have school because of earthquake damage
Washington State Health Department Inspector
´A´P´O´S´T´R´O´P´H´E´ ´M´A´N´
New Menace & LICC
Homer J. Forbidden
Lawyer Man
Probably obvious, but what the hell
The 2000 Nitty Awards
1st Awards
Another Award
Even More Awards
Many More Awards
More Awards
One More Award
Opening Segment
The Final Awards
Vote Tallies
Yet More Awards
Commercials
1 - Yes, Padawan, you were right. :-p
Talking Space Modulat-or
Brave tales of swords, sorcerors, dungeons and dragons
Dragon
Cast suggestions for LICC!!!!!
The 18-Dead Heterosexual Male Demographic
The Phantom Returns/LICC: Roll Call aka Confessions II
Spartacus
Phantom Return XXVII & Dr Who Genesis of the Daleks
Daleks
K-NIT TV-47
Bob Kam, esquire - although that should be obvious
Phil Binger - Bill Finger helped Bob Kane on the designs of the Batman & worked as a writer on Batman for decades. His scripts tended to feature oversized, but working, objects.
The LICC Archives Part Duex
They
LICC Art Gallery
Pinky - Narf. Poit!
The Art Gallery Tote Board
LICC Art Gallery as well as MiSTing: Deep Space Nine II & NextGen The Wounded
Wayoun
LICC Character Creation Discussion Board
Darmok N. Jelad
Darth Shakespeare
Mr. Pootywinkle's Coffee Shop
Worried Poster
LICC
2 many Ks
A Doctor from the Hammer of Thor
A member of Species 8472
A Nitpicker´s Nitpicker
Air Freshener Man
Anya, former demon
Ask a silly question...
Author trying to make it a little more clearer
Blipvert
Board Estate Agent
Board Police
Board Spokesman
Cardassian Torture Scene
Confuzed K-NIT viewer
Convenient Spacial Anomoly
Corporeal Radar O´Ryleh
Deadmon
Digital Offensive Guardian System
Encyclopedia Universalis - Lifeblood Drinkers
Ensign Sledge Hammer - Don't worry, I know what I'm doing.
Ensign Tai & Deadmon
Ensign Tai & friend
Ensign Tai & Redshirtmon
Frankmobile
Frogship containing the shielded explosives
Future Plot Point
Galactic Bandstand host
Get-A-Life Boy
Goth K-NIT TV-47 Viewer to the displeased viewer
Goth Viewer
Gratuitous Oiling Scene
Just Another Ratings Stunt
Kids´ Crow
Legion of Super-Heroes fan
Mr. Insensitive
Nondescript Blueshirt
Not Dennis Miller
Not Not KAM
Omnipotence Warning System
People for a PG Board
Plot Hole
Plot Summary for those with short attention spans
Ranma Who, What & Idontknow
Redshirt Comedy Team
Redshirt looking at Klassiko´s star map - whoops misspelled Klassikos
Sailor Oregon
Sailor Scots
Samurai Ninja Werewolf Cowboys
Ship of Spiders
Somewhere on Mortcarn
Temporary Assistant Chief Engineer Leland T. Lynch
The Attacking Robots Barbershop Quartet
The Baha Men
The Hell you say...
The LICC Publicity Department
The LICC´s Answering Machine
The Tick & Arthur
Tori Spelling, making a special cameo appearance for no good reason
Trainman & Cabooseman
Xlix
This is who I've been in Phantom Returns (since it moved to the LICC folder):
Dr Chaotica (resuming my role from before)
Obi-Ewan McGregor
Timeline Freak
Six
Captain Pugwash
Obelix (I think)
Asterix
Guybrush Threepwood
A Clarification - not the same one who posted on August 01
An obscure, evil extra
Peter Jackson
JRR Tolkien
Ken Voyeur (the first letter, and basically a copy of the original from the Python sketch with a small change)
Cave Troll
Poor Richard
Captain Kirk from the Day of the Dove (possibly)
Aragorn son of Arathorn
Crowd Pleaser
The Stage Manager
A minstrel of Gondor
Captain James Kirk
Homer
1337 h1pp13
A misdirected letter (And, yes, to whoever posted as 'The Male LICC demographic, 18 to Dead', I do remember Hamburger Pattie. That was the joke.)
Spotter of patterns
Obnoxious adolescent
Gimli son of Gloin
Sorry, Paddy. I believe I was Kirk from Day of the Dove.
While I was Walt Wonderful on LICC, I was NOT the Walt Wonderful who posted yesterday on Phantom Returns XXXII.
Sorry, KAM. That was me. I hope I didn't step on your toes... I figured Phantom Returns was pretty much free for all.
Youse wanna mess wi' Gandolfini the Grey, youse godda get th'ru ME!
LICC3
16 year-old Billie Bratson, a writing minor
A Blueshirt & Redshirt
A Dark Frank Scientist
A Fourth Wall Moment
A Generic K-NIT Vice-President
A K-NIT Coming Attraction
A K-NIT TV 47 Special Announcement
A Nedshirted crewman - Hi diddly ho, posterinos
A Response to An Angry Letter
A Scene with Several Characters
A Sphynx
A Vorlon
A.N. Swering with a question
Action-loving LICC Veiwer
Admiral Bob
Ahhhh, Irony
An El Eye See See Fan
An R/E Fan and Friend
an old blueshirt
Animatronic Walt Wonderful
Another Clockwatching Redshirt
A´P´O´S´T´R´O´P´H´E´E´ M´A´N´ - 'A't' 'l'a's't' 'y'o'u' 'k'n'o'w' 't'h'e' 't'r'u't'h'!'
B. Braga, Temporal Mechanic
Belle
Big Red, the helpful redshirt
British Colonel wearing a red shirt
Busby Birdwell
Captain Action
Captain Morgan
Careless blueshirt eating a banana
Cindergoodfella & her Fairy Godfather
Clockwatching Redshirt
Communications guy on Z-Alpha
Coward Hosell doing play-by-play
Damon Horn
Dan Rather ILVII - Typo
Dave from 2001 A Taco Odyssey
Deep Spacer - It was supposed to be Reed Spacer, but I got confused thinking of deep space...
Deliverer of Bad News at the Department of Superheroics
DinseyDesigners answering questions from their DinseyBoss
DinseyLawyer answering injured park attendees lawsuits
DinseySecurity
Disco Doc - That was fun
Disembodied Voice {as opposed to Datembodied Voice}
Distress Calling
Dixie & Phil, K-NIT viewers
Dr. V`Ger, scientific advisor to the LICC Show
Encyclopedia Universalis - Bullfrog Bomber
Encyclopedia Universalis - Valgrila - The name is a combination of Valhalla & Shangrila
Ensign Ardluck
Ensign Cabbagehead
Ensign Carol Merril First
Ensign Cylon
Ensign Don Wan
Ensign Doorchime
Ensign First
Ensign First & Ensign Ardluck
Ensign Gilvan Sullibert
Ensign Kahn Noonien Singh
Ensign Reset Button
Ensign Smart Alec
Ensign Tooaleks
Evil Video Collector - Is that an evil collector of videos or collector of evil videos? Either way I have the last surviving copies of How the LICC Saved Kwistanakahdon and one day I will release it. Muhahahahahahaha!!!
Fanatic Frangelica Fan & Friend
Gladys Knight & the Scpipts
GMA Interceptors
Gratuitous Sweeps Scene featuring Ensign First
H, E, double hockey sticks
Hamburger Patricia
Hamburger Patricia & Mr. Absurdity
Helpful Crewmembers
High-ranking Exectutive temporarily in charge of the LICC show while the regular guy is on vacation
Holiday-themed Redshirt Death
Holodoc & Holodoc
Holodoc & the Danger of Martian Chickens
Holodoc & the security Person
Holodoc temporarily changing his appearance to Dr. Smith from Lost In Space
Hungry Yellowshirt
Illusive Ike, Imp of Irony
In another universe...
Ironic Redshirt Disco Death
I´m a Doctor, not a Gardener
Jedi K-NIT Viewer
Just a Blueshirt
Just Another Blueshirt
Just Another Redshirt 8
Just Another Redshirt 9
K-NIT 47 TV Promo
K-NIT Viewer & child
K-NIT Viewer Blooper
K-NIT Viewer from another K-NIT dimension
K-NIT Viewer watching the show with her boyfriend
K-NIT viewer musing idly
K-NIT viewer watching the show on his Twonky
K-NIT Viewer, wearing a red shirt, watching the K-NIT Viewer Blooper
Kwistanakahdon Celebration
LICC Audiobooks - Fun thinking up actors to go with the stories
LICC Fan reading the Novelization
Little Bo Peep, mad scientist
Mackey Moose, spokestoon for DinseyPlanet - Hi, Mooseketeers!
Male Viewer & his Girlfriend
Male viewer somewhere between 18 & dead
Man behind the Gassy Nebula
Milk of Amnesia
Miss Surreal - Interesting idea that went nowhere
Moment too silly to pass up
Montgomery Burns of Evil, Inc. - Exxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxcellent!
Monty Hall
More K-NIT viewers
Mr. Absurdity
Mr. Absurdity & Hamburger Patricia
Mr. Mordon´s stunt double
Mr. Stretch
Nad Rehtar, T-INK 74 reporter
Nanonitpicking Viewer
Note to the Spelling Police
N´FRANC making a special cameo appearance
Obligatory Marx Brothers Reference
Ob´veus - But then this probably was ;-)
Old Time Sci-Fi Fan & I dont mean that joke of a TV network either
Omnipotent meddling entity supervisor chastising a younger omnipotent meddling entity
One Last Blooper?
Opportunistic LICC Viewer
Overly Concerned Parent & Billy - Something must be done about all this sturggling!
Panicky Dinsey Merchant
Persnickity Frank
Plot Even More Complictioner
Plot Even More Eviscerationer
Plot Knocker Over
Plot Untwist
Plotting along
Previously Unseen Pilot
Punning K-NIT viewer & friend
Random Bloopers
Really nitpicky K-NIT viewer & friend
Redfox - A British Sword & Sorcery comic
Redshirt Bloopers
Redshirt Georgia Maine
Redshirt in Zen Forward
Redshirt Kenny
Redshirt pushing his luck
Redshirts Rejoice!
Reporter & News Director
Resurrection methods from Old DC Fan´s Files - Of course
Roxy
Scottish caretaker of the Garden of Unresolved Plots
Sexy Woman & NymphoBabe - Like you couldn't guess
Shouldnt this go on the Discussion board?
Shuttlebay Speaker on Du´gril´s Ship
Since nothing else seems to be happening in this plotline...
Sleazy Assistant to the Evil Executive
Smokey Stover - An old time Comic Strip
Snooty Butler Man
Snooty Tourist
some ex-K-NIT viewers
some former K-NIT viewers
Soyburger Patricia Bloopers
Spear Carrier
Spidership Announcer
Spidership´s Speaker
Tacky tacky tacky
Talking Dog watching with Dixie & Phil
Talky Toaster
The Attacking Parrots
The Cat
The Invisible Heroes Alliance
The LICC Blooper Special
The Manilow Virus
The Meaning of Bittersweet
The Michigan J. Frogship
The Mr. Dense Show
The Old Man at the Bridge
The Original Dr. Evil
The Redshirt who was weilding the scissors earlier
The Spidermobile Emergency Manual - Loss Of Life Support
The Thing from Another Board
the LICC shows continuity editor
Thu Typo Phan Klub
Tony Nelson
Uniqueness Police
Valgrila Official
Verizon Commercial Guy in a red spacesuit - Can you hear me now?
viewers concerned about all the out-of-sequence shots lately
Vivica VaVoom & Tony Lee
Walter Winchell´s Donut
Warp Darkmatter
Yellowshirt, who had previously been a redshirt until he found a reason to live, played by Lloyd Bridges
´80s Music Moment
And I wrote most of the following post, but JD added some and came up with the title.
The Past Points to the Future
LICC4
Doctor Spektor
Ensign Alice
Holodoc, who has explained this before, either on LICC 1 or 2
Lt. First
Magnus, Robot Fighter
Myriad
NaSTy MiSTer - Which I didn't think was as sleazy as some posts the moderator has left up
Nit, the pickled, pickled pixie
Not the Chesire Cat
Peace Protestors
People for the Ethical Treatment of Redshirts
Person in the room next to Hairy Kim´s
Redshirt Anya
Redshirt Survivors
Shapechanging Captain
Shapechanging Spy
Shapechanging Spy disguised as a chair
Space Pirates of Hypertortuga
The Girl From Ipanema Plot Explainer
The Last Shapeshifting Spy Post... unless I do another one
Dungeon, Dragon, Demon, Damsel & Smith
A. Peasant - First board only
A. Peasent
wow
just, wow
LICC
80-year old viewer
A couple of curious K-NIT TV 47 viewers
A Disembodied Hand
A Lucky Redshirt
A No Longer Anonymous Redshirt
A Puninterested K-NIT Viewer
A Seedy Local
a teeny-tiny little plot-twist
A. Pause
Aboard the Chameleonmobile
An Example of the Three Different Races at Work
Angry Naked Man
Anonymous Collective
Anonymous Man
Another Exciting Meeting
Another Farmer
Another Poor Redshirt
Anything?
Ardluck
Astounded Viewer
Atlantis Redshirt
Average K-NIT Viewer
B. Braga, K-Nit Viewer
B. Ing Sarcastic
B. Ing. Creative
Blueshirt breaking the fourth wall
Bray-Nee
Canned Laughter
Char-Ming
Clueless Assistant
Cunned Laughter
Darth Premature Simultaneous Posts
Devil Girl
Dormouse
Dr. Fraud
Duella & Carol First
Edward Woodward
Encyclopedia Universalis - Supermodels
Encyclopedia Universalis: Safe Space
Ensign & Lt. First
Ensign Anonymous
Ensign Benny Hill
Ensign Dimbulb
Ensign Dixie Cups
Ensign MacUser
Father & Son
Gargle McArgle
Hel-En & Byu-Tee
Holographic Ed McMahon
Indiana Jones and the Cameo of Fun
Jaded Blueshirt
Juz´Tin Timbrrlache, Pzz´Dophian Weapons Officer
K Boy
K-NIT Fight Announcer
K-NIT Koming Attractions
K-NIT TV 47 Breaking News
K-NIT Viewer #747
Kathleen Beach
League of Intergalactic Cosmic K-NIT Viewers
Les-Byan
LICC Janitor
LICC Viewer having a surreal moment
Lobo
Lord Smoke
Lt. Anonymous
Lt. Hallmark
Meeting-phobic Redshirt
Mr. Snide
Ms. Obvious
Native wearing a red robe
Nature Film Narrator
Old Time Radio Plot Twist???
Panicky Redshirt in Engineering
Phil Ratt, LICC Fanfic writer
Pirate monitoring Comm Channels
Plotty O`Twist
Plotty O´ Twist
Plotty O´Twist
Pool-Playing Pilot
Protoplasmick
Protoplasmick & Devil Girl
Protoplasmickshake
Pzz´Dophian Captain
Pzz´Dophian Ship
Pzz´Dophian Viewers
Ratliffian Plot Twisteroo
Ratliffian Plot TwisterOOPS!
Redshirt Farmer
Redshirt Kenny S. Park
Redshirt Roy
Redshirt with a cell phone
Sailor Evil
Sailor Evil Bloopers
Sailor Good
Sam the Redshirt
Samantha Carter
Sannging K-NIT Viewer
Sarcastic Prisoner on a Rack
Sarcastic TV Voiceover Announcer
Shadow Of Doubt
Shadow Senshi
Sleazy K-NIT Viewer
Sleazy Underling
Snooty Butler Man & the Firsts
Steve Redshirt
Superrobert, Timeline Adjuster
Techno-Geeky K-NIT Viewer
The Assistant Gatekeeper
The Evil Executive´s Evil Secretary
The Evil Secretary
The First Sisters
The Mad Hatter & The March Hare
The Old K-NIT TV-47 Marketing Department
The Pezzys
The Score
The Shadow in a cameo appearance
The Ship´s Chronometers after the power loss
The Sub-Plot No One Liked Finally Goes Away
The Tongue-Twister ...of Death!!!
The Universe
the mighty Forest...
Thing T. Thing
Trader Xoe
Trendspotting K-NIT Viewer
Twist O`Plot
Twisty O`Plot
Viewer talking back to his TV
WaldoDoc
Wondering K-NIT Viewer
Yet Another Yellowshirt
ZAP!
LICC The Comic?
Marketing Man
LICC2 Discussion III
Redshirted Commentator
LICC2 Discussion X
The Spot
LICC2 Discussion IX
Dr. Octopus
Space Cabby
The Redshirt Police
LICC2 Discussion XI
coRRection
LICC2 Discussion XII
Head of the LICC Espionage Squad
The Bullet
Dr. Fraud
LICC2 Discussion XIII
The Spidermobile
LICC2 Discussion XV
TFHs author
The Spelling Singers & Dancers
LICC3 Discussion 1
Cranky Old Geezer
News Flash Gordon
Question for the Amazing Quantum Man
LICC3 Discussion 2
It´s Walky
LICC3 Discussion 4
People on the street
LICC3 Discussion 5
Romantic LICC Fanfic Writer
Sweeps Idea Man
LICC3 Discussion 9
A possible ending
Continuity Police
LICC3 Discussion X
K-NIT Coming Attractions
The Voices in Nawdle´s Head
LICC4 - The Pre-Discussion
Impatient LICC Viewer
LICC4 Discussion 2
Bray-Nee´s Author
LICC4 Discussion 3
Clippy with a Cattle Prod
Lt. Commander `Trip` First
Medieval Guard
Nagging Poster
The Dream Author
You Guys
NEW Archive Site Discussion
A new old gum commercial
SteveN
You saw this plot twist coming, right?
The NEW Art Gallery
Evil Rotten Nasty Bad Guy
The Nitpickers' Guide To LICC
Tuesday Weld II
Whew!
You can't tell me we've ignored all of them. Right?
I didn't ignore Les-Byan!
The Lasersword Tavern
Regular Customer
The Spice Girls
Jokes & Groaners/Phantom Returns/The Frank-spiracy
Mysterious Man with a Frankfurter
Phantom Returns
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A Black I
A call to arms
A Couple of Chess Players
A Late Trick or Treater
A pair of owls
A Phantom Returns Sweeps Moment
A Plea for Peace
A Private I
A Response by Spearmail
A short knight who says...
A Superbowl of Petunias
a number to the editor
A. Librarian
Agnostica Celebrant
Ain´t It Fool News
Angrius Drunkius
Another bad song parody
Another Phantom Returns Sweeps Moment
Anti-Penguin Conspiracy Theorist
Breakfazt Zereal
Brom Tokaw
Buster Brown
Californian Turkey
Candidate Arnie
Cannibal who devoured a Rolling Stone
Cantankerous Old Geezer
Corporal Colonel
Crocodile Nundee
Crossdressing Priest
Da Olive Garden
Defenders of Random Chaos
Dennis the Phantom Menace
Desperate Poster
Dimmy
Disgruntled Movie Goer
Dr. Dix
Dr. Spamuess
Dungeon, Dragon, Demon, Damsel & Smith {Humor At Large} poster
Edward Everett Hale
Eggo-Man
Egyptian Child
Elephant
Elrod
Evil Comic Fan
Evil Pawn
Evil Prawn
Fox Want Ad
FOXy Announcer
Frank Penguin
Gambling K-NIT Viewers
Gassy Thief
Grand Nagus Gint
Grateful Computer User
guard who swallowed a pen
Guy doing a bad Rodney Dangerfield impression
Guy with a blow torch
Head Waiter
Insensitive Concert Goer
Jon-Luc Arthur Picard-Dent
Kai Opuna & Vedic Straitmon
Kid with a Magic Marker
King Kong
Latimer
Longhorn, if you know what I mean... wink, wink, nudge, nudge...
Lord Julius
Malcolm Reed
Malt Murray, Beer Tycoon
Match Union
Meanwhile in a doctor´s office in France...
Miss Ima Konfoozed
Miss Inga Wardrobe
Miss Spelling
Monty Pantson
Mooray, the Mad Cow of Evil
Mr. Spock from 123 Anywhere Drive
N. Answer
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Ned, the Hideous Angelic Skull of Hi-diddly-ho!!!
Not a Wedding Guest
Not Entertainment Tonight
Not the Preacher
Nunnery Sgt. Sister Mary Catherine
Nuns & Penguins: A Guide To Identification
Peewee Herman
Perfume Unwanted
Person without a watch
Phantom Astronomer
Phantom Return Travel Alarm Clock
Polar Bear in a rubber suit
Poster Little
Poster who has spent too much time on UBB
Poster with a Hangover
Posting something silly
President Lex Luthor
Professor Evil
Put No Money Down...
Race Board Announcer
Rainier Wolfcastle
Really Spooky Mulder
Recall Notice
Redshirted Ensign
Regular K
Renumeration
Reverend Lenny McScott
Roman holding up two fingers like a V
Saddam Husseim to the peace protestors
Saddam Hussein in pretty pink panties
Saddam Hussein playing chess with the world
Saddam Hussein with a plea for peace
Santa ´The Nick´ Claws
Satan
Schizo
Sevalis
Shocked Poster
Shocked Viewer
Silly Posters
Singing Telegram To The Editor
Snobbish Eurotrash
Soylent Fox Reporter
Soylent Homeland Security
Strange Candy Fan
Tap-dancing Ponies
Telly
The Actress who plays Ensign First
The blue thing with wings eating pie in your fridge
The Bouncer
The Coarse Heirs
The Corrector
The Crane Brothers
The Electric Penguin
The Erector
The Female Demographic 18 to Dead
The Fly
The Gang at Quarks
The Ghost of Adolph Hitler
The Kingston Trio
The Knight´s Horse who says Neigh
The Last Living Spice Girls Fan
The Little Scary Monster played by Joe Pesci
The Lute Hacker
The Panicky Poster
The Pants Conspiracy
The Penguin
The Penguin Conspiracy
The Returning Phantom
The Sound of Soylents
the mirror universe version of the fourth guard
Tiger Pitchman
Trick or Treaters at the Mad Scientist´s house
Turkey in a red shirt
Turkey Liberation Army
Two old ladies watching telly
Variety
Whoops! Miscount
Wind
Y
You & Me
Z
Zaboomafoo
Zatara
Ze Freedom Knight
In the words of Stan in the Lord of the Rings South Park episode: "Wow."
LICC
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Peri Hotter
And with that Padawan should finally have an answer to the question "Just how many freakin' characters has KAM played on LICC?"
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2 Peasants
A Choice of Punishment
A Giant
A Pair of Hobbits plotting
A Plot Twist That Is No Longer Needed
A Tree
a group of dwarves
A. Ghost
A. Reader
A. Serf
A. Skeleton
A. Witch
A. Zen Reader
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Anti-Communist Monarch
Anya
Assassin of the Prince
Bambi the Barbarian
Basil the Innkeeper
Behind the Scenes Blooper
Buxom Babebarians
Clark of Kent
Concerned Viewers
Dark Mage Clayton Forester
Dark Mage Simultaneous Posts
DDDDS Behind the Scenes
Dr. Franq
Dr. Yosef Inego Franq
Dragon after Dinner
Dragzilla
Ed Sullivan
Evil King who may or may not be squished under a giant demon
Feudally trying to revive an old storyline, more or less
Financial Wizard Trump
Finnious Fingers
Fired Minor Executive cleaning out his desk
Footman
Fox Bardcasting Promo
Gabby the bard
GI Knight
Guffaw, Chortle & Chortle
J. R. R. Token
J. R. Scowling
King Ludvig
Marcus of Grunvald, Stablemaster
Matai & Isana, Comic Scroll Fans
Meanwhile out by the moat...
Minor K-NIT Executive who is taking night courses in Evil
Morley, God of Conspiracies
Mystery Alchemy Theatre 1000
N Unedjukated Pesant
Nitpicking Serf
Passing Peasent
Pepi Hottep & The Ped Knight
Peri Hotter & The Red Knight
Peri Hotter & The Red Knight´s Scribe
Peri Hotter & the Sexy Mages of Gryphonmerv
Piers Anthony & Douglas Adams
Pobin Hood & his Meppy Men
Priam
Prince Defiant
Prince Ethelbert
Princess Jan
Princess Marsha
Princesses Marsha & Margaret
Protoplasmick & Devil Girl
Raising the alarm
Random Village Folk
Raymond ´Scottish´ Burr
Reality Referee
Scroll To Ye Editor
Secret Monarchy Of Greystone, or S.M.O.G. for short
Sigmund Frodo
Silent Monks Of Grimlore
Sir Alec of Smart
Sir Caustic
Smeg the dragon
Street Preacher & the Pun Police
SupermegaDDDDStopia instant comics
Sylvester
The Adventures of Red Farmer & Red Accountant
The Count of Moldy Crisco
The Dark Knight
The Eunuchs Choir
The God of Puns
The Goderator, retired
The Horses
The Knave who would be King
The Ladies Dragon
The Law Firm of Dung
The Law Firm of Dungeon, Dragon, Demon, Damsel & Smith
The Mayor of Bridge Out
The McGrew Brothers
The Oracle at Smithereens
The Princess Bridesmaid
The Red Knight
The Red Knight & Peri Hotter
The Thing from out of the Tunnel
The Underoodemon
The Witchhunter Letterman
Thy Noble Plot Twist
Thy Reference Police
Traveling Mendicant
Troll
Trouble in the Field
Villagers with their lips out of sync
Viscount Vinnie Von Venus
Wabbit Quartermaster
Wabbit Wench & Dr. Franq
Wacky Wizard With Wonky Wand
Watery Bint
Web Serf, er...
William of Wegman
Ye Bowling Shoes Rental Clark
Ye Editor Respondeth
Ye Olde DDDDS Dictionary
Ye Olde Medeival Argument Clinic
York Vinnie, the Sports Bard
One thing I've always wanted to know is - who was Burrito Man of the JARSO days?
I was Meeting Man.
Y'know, when KAM was revealed to be Hamburger Pattie he made a big speech.
Isn't there something you've been putting off, JD/Obsy? ;)
Was there any character in D, D, D, D and S who wasn't played by KAM? 
What, Pad?
One or two, Spectre. I think they were played by Sven of Nine.
About the history of the Observer character of course.
Who was the Mighty Quinn? JD?
Ayup. Too bad I never got to bring him back.
Well, I guess it was true that we'd not see nothing like him!
Very true!
Oh, BTW, Casting Suggestion.
Anthony Quinn, as The Mighty...uh, Quinn.
Come on without, come on within
You'll not see nothing like the mighty Quinn
Come on without, come on within
You'll not see nothing like the mighty Quinn
Uh yes, we all get it, Bob.
Anyone know who did all of those "More Stuff" posts during the Alt-Earth storyline?
I would guess JD, but I don't know for certain.
As for the Mighty Quinn I thought BF did him at first, but later some comments by ScottN made me wonder if he had done him. Wouldn't have guessed JD.
Why's that, KAM?
And I need to check, but if by More Stuff you mean the mercenary female lieutenant with the duplicate Colanator, yes.
Yeah, that was it.
I don't know. Maybe the description of the Eskimo outfit made me think it was a BF character? As for thinking it was ScottN, probably him quoting that song at some point.
I just wanted to tell you all that I'm married to Not Jennifer Garner.
Any full description of a character's outfit will belong on a BF post.
I knew that taking that temporary gig at Acme Redshirt Supply was a bad idea!
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