Hahaha!

Nobody still knows who I really am!

I thought you were me...?

Does this mean I've been putting on this black cloak and rambling about the Power of the Dark Side for no reason?

Politicians who live two lives, and how they take over the galaxy ... on the next Dr. Yoda-Phil!

I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated sooooda...Y-O-D-A Yoooda!

His name was Yoooda! He was a muuuppet!

Stop this silliness right now! Where are those security people???

Hey look! It's the evil executive!

*they throw things at him*

muhahaha your not going to stop the fun this time evil knit executive

pah armus blast

executive is thrown into alternate dimension

This is a coalition bent on once again trying to obtain the recipe of my honorable tacos...and now...my Klingon gall salsa!

Hello!

It looks like you've been thrown into an alternate dimension! Would you like help on getting out, or avoiding the Borg who are everywhere?

All we are saying...is give peace a chance...

You'll never do lunch in this town again!

What, Port Mike?

Lunch is irrelevant.

I really hate my name.


And don't mention that old Urectum joke.

*bark!* *bark!*

SORRY, but that's the wrrrrrong answer, Pluto! The correct answer was 'Woof!'. You haven't finished the final round, and as a result you've been delisted from the roster of major planets!

CROWD: Awwwwww....

But we do have some spectacular parting gifts for ya! A new shiny certificate detailing your rank as a Dwarf Planet, a year's supply of Rice-A-Roni, the San Francisco Treat, and a great copy of our home game! Thanks a million for being on...

CROWD: "WHO WANTS TO BE A PLANET!!!" *CHEERING*

I don't.

No man is a planet.

Really?

You're right, no *man* is a planet.

You're right, Donne, I *am* a planet. Not only that, but Time and Tide wait for me!

Non sequitur. You will be sterilized.

You told a fib! I should just destroy the lot of you!

Time and Tide may wait for No Man, but Newsweek and All-temperature Cheer are another story.

J.G. Wentworth will get you cash NOW and also STEAL YOUR SOUL!

You will permission me to introduction myself.

I am the Verber and I verb nouns!

Calvin the Bold invented the verbing process himself. Also, Calvin the Bold will third-person himself from now on.

Verb, it's what's happening!

Not any more it isn't...

A number of purple Stargate-like discs open, and a number of mechanical creatures appear from them. They look like Cybermen, but have odd bumps all over their body. Several dozen of them march through the discs, when then vanish as mysteriously as they arrived. One of the creatures steps forward and begins to speak in a strangely odd and familiar voice

We are the Cyberman-Dalek empire! We have your entered your dimension seeking a man named Jake Grey! Produce him or you will be exterminated and deleted!
Other associates of ours are investigating other dimensions!

Would you like a Jelly Baby?

A large ape-like creature approaches the mechanical creatures and begins scanning them. When it is done, it speaks
Most interesting...they look like classic Cybermen, but appear to have Daleks as pilots.. much in the same way as a traditional Dalek pepper-shaker design. They also seem to have Borg shielding...
Addressing the CyberDaleks
I'm afraid you're to late. Grey was defeated several years ago by the XDCA.
CyberDalek spokesman: We need proof of your words! THE DOCTOR! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!!!!

Jake Grey? Was that what Jean Grey was called before her sex change?

What sex change?

The one which turned her into an ex-man.

*watching the Cyberdaleks on a monitor*

Ha ha ha! Little do they know that they are but mere pawns in my game!

Mongo only pawn in game of life!

Another purple wormhole opens, and a spaceship appears. It hovers, and the bottom lights up, revealing a familiar face
This is Captain Jackson Dupree of the XDCA ship Starbeam. We heard you've been having some pest problems. We've been tracking these guys ever since we discovered an abandoned space station in a minor universe. Seems that Jake Grey was going to use CyberDaleks as part of his general evil plans. As for you guys,glancing at the CyberDaleks you want proof, here's your proof!
The CyberDaleks stop as Dupree downloads information about the demise of Jake Grey and other events. Without a word, several wormholes open and the CyberDaleks march through.
Dupree: Sorry about this folks. Just another day in the XDCA.
With that, the ship enters into a purple wormhole, which closes behind it.

Am I too late?

A group of very large insects surround Orkin Man
Giant Bee: Nope, you're right on time.

Darn it. Now I have to de-bug this board!!!

a large metallic horse flies down close to the computer guy and releases a number of insects, worm-like creatures, and several ball-like objects that look computerized. They surround the computer guy.
Not only de-bug, but now you've got worms, viruses, and trojan horses to deal with!
Join Us! Join Us

Oh this shouldn't be a problem. That is, as long as I get paid. You want these things debugged, it's gonna cost ya. I'm thinking, ah, two milaaaaaaAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

Gets eaten by a dinosaur.

I don't know about you, but I'd like to slay the dragon. Let's get to work!

But... but... I am the last one!

Angel:

It would be in my best interests if you did not slay the dragon.

I won't slay him, but I will turn him into a ferret!

Captain Dupree...

According to interdimensional provenance machine, it would appear that two days before the CyberDalek Empire appeared in the "New Return of the Phantom Empire's Clone Revenge" dimension, they had briefly appeared in the "Phantom Return of the Empire's New Hope" dimension. XDCA had not entertained the possibility that both dimensions were in existence concurrently, but now we must accept that as a fact. My hypothesis is that the "Phantom Return" dimension is like the "New Return" dimension, but where George Lucas never made Attack of the Clones or Revenge of the Sith.

Dupree checks the machine
So it would appear. Helm, set course...
Just then, the machine beeps at him, and Dupree notices something
Never mind... It looks like it was another group on the same quest... and they just got the message.
Now, as for the two universes existing concurrently, Sorik, you know that the multiverse is a strange think.

"XDCA had not entertained" - Sorik

The XDCA never entertains.

Give me all your Lupins!

"that the multiverse is a strange think." - Dupree

Well, duh! I or at least so I think, strangely enough.

It's a great big multiverse!

It's a small multiverse after all!
It's a small multiverse after all!

No! Anything but that!

All right then, put Scar in.... THE COMFY CHAIR!!!!

This is far too silly. Move along, move along.

Move along! Move along!
We don't need to see either your identification or your badges.

But... But... we ARE the droids you're looking for!!!

I'm the elephant you're looking for! I'm big and round and lovable!

A purple wormhole opens, and a small ship emerges and lands. A group of people in protective gear exits from it and sets up equipment. One of them holds what looks to be a camera, while another speaks.
Presenter: It was in a place like this that the LICC was born. From raw chaos, emerged a more organized chaos, and we are here today to locate Jackson Dupree and his wife.
He looks around, and notices a creature approaching
Pardon me, have you seen Jackson Dupree lately?

Pontius Pilate replies

Have I seen Jackson Dupwee? Is he wewated to that wascal Wobert?

The presenter looks at Pilate and says
I don't think so. Does anybody know where Jackson Dupree is?

A armored figure approaches and says
I know where he is. Follow me.
The film crew follow the figure to a slightly blurred beetle-shaped spaceship. As they pass through the blurred area, the ship comes into focus, and things look more real. The figure, now revealed to be a human-looking male, leads the group inside and calls out
Dad, there's someone to see you!
From a back room, a man wearing casual pants and an orange and red Hawaiian shirt emerges, looks at the crew and says
Hello, I'm Jackson Dupree, who might you be?

Presenter: My name is Oxwald Williamson, and my crew and I are making a documentary about the LICC for the IHC, the Interdimensional History Channel. We've been searching for you for several years.
Jackson: By the way, you can take off your suits. You're in a reality bubble.
Oxwald: Thank you, we will.
Oxwald and his crew remove their suits, revealing that most of them are non-human humanoids. Oxwald is reptilian, while the one holding the camera looks like a bird. The third member of the crew looks like a Human, but has three eyes and a small ridge down his nose.
Oxwald: Ah, much better. As I was saying, in the past few years, there has been an increased interest in the LICC, so much that somehow the Queue have been persuaded to restart the LICC universe. As if it had never been shut off in the first place, and with the LICC disbanded and scattered.

Several hours later
Oxwald:So, just to summarize things, captain.. 1)you can't get out of this dimension because your dimensional generator has no power. 2)this is the place where ideas and stories originate, grow, leave, and return back. 3) You have your immortality powers back due to the weirdness of this place....
Tacoman: A funny story there.. One day, I encounter an early version of myself, a wave of randomness hits us, and I somehow get his powers. Too bad he was attacked by a fully functional furby warrior bot a little while later.
Oxwald: Anything else I might have missed?
Tacoman: How about the fact that I have two more children, one of which is awash with the local weirdness? Is there any way you and your crew can take us back?
Oxwald: I believe so... Speaking on a communicator Wally, please bring the ship to my signal..Thank you.

The Evil K-NIT TV-47 Executive:

Who authorized this reboot? I didn't!!! It was a money-loser then, and it's a money-loser now!!! You're all fired! Do you HEAR ME???? FIRED!!!!!

K-NIT Viewers:

How come all we get is the closed captioned version?

A large crowd emerges, and an individual speaks up to the executive
This is a crowdfunded Indie product produced by a loyal and outspoken fanbase.

Another group, this group dressed in costumes speaks up
We thought this was a LICC stage production!

A horse-drawn carriage in the shape of the Spidermobile pulls up

Driver: Howdy, pardner! Did you call for a LICC stage?

the group in costumes climb on the stage
We're taking this show on the road!
Still another group wanders in, wearing raincoats. They turn away from the other crowds, open their coats, and leave as silently as the arrived.
Member of first crowd: Who were they?

Author's comment: Not quite as fun without the ability to change poster name...

Tacoman looks over at Oxwald
This happens a lot. Random eddies in the space-dimensional current. It'll clear up soon.

A man in a battered dressing gown wanders over...

Eddie's in the space-dimensional current, is he?

A random person pulls out a book and reads
Eddie Fisher
Eddie Murphy
Eddie Munster
Eddie Van Halen
Eddie Bauer
Eddie Izzard
There are plenty to choose from.