A gin and orange lemon squash and a scotch and water Pulease!!!
RIGHTTTT!!
Classic
Possibly my favourite Fawlty Towers scene:
Basil finding two bricks in the briefcase, holding them up in disbelief, looking from one to the other, knocking then gently together chunk chunk...
Yes, they're bricks, Basil.
Great Scene:
Basil: You have too much butter (points) ON (points) THOSE (points) TRAYS!
Manuel: No! Not "On those trays". It's Uno, dos tres!