I learned of (The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook by Piven & Borgenicht -Mod) while watching The View. It basically holds tips on what to do in the event of;

Your parachute fails.
You are attacked by a Mountain Lion
You are bitten by a snake

And much, much more! (Sorry. Couldn't resist)

What if someone attacks you with a point-ed stick?

I'm still only on pineapples

It basically holds tips on what to do in the event of;

Your parachute fails.

Put your head between your legs and kiss your *SS goodbye.

You are attacked by a Mountain Lion

Hope that you don't smell like catnip.

You are bitten by a snake

Use your snakebite kit and your cellphone to call 911.

Oh, and if you are bitten by a spider, get it treated before you go on the Internet to find out if it's poisonous (see commercial).

That commercial was funny.

I've noticed that a lot of the "scenarios" seem as though they'd only be likely to happen in a movie.

By the way, Happy Ides of March!

Wow.

Anyway, a year later, there is also the "What to do on a date that bites" and other romantic/sexual emergencies.

Some of them are actually funny.

C'mon, MJ, your tempting me to reply in a way I can't on a family friendly board.