I cannot express how happy it makes me that in the USA 'Nestle' is apparently pronounced 'Nessly'. In the UK our old mispronunciation of 'Nessel' has been altered by the dastardly forces of European integration to the (correct, French) 'Nesslay'.

---Great Phoebe Comeback:
Phoebe: “I just went to my old apartment to get you the... the cookie recipe and the stupid fire burned it up!”
Monica: “No! Why didn't you make a copy and... and keep it in a fireproof box, and keep it at least a hundred yards from the original?”
Phoebe: “Because I'm normal!”

---Hilarious Fat Monica Gag:
Monica: “Listen, I'm sure that Dad doesn't care. He probably thought that this was funny; he'll be telling this story for years!”
Chandler: “I don't want him to tell this story for years!”
Ross: “Oh, but he will. He still tells the story about how Monica tried to escape from fat camp.”
Monica: “I wasn't escaping!”
Ross: “Then how did you get caught in the barbed wire?”
Monica: “I was trying to help out a squirrel.”
Ross: “You were trying to EAT it!”