Rachel's boss says "When do you go back to work?" and she says "today" after feeling that Gavin is pinching her job. Before she said two more weeks (which Gavin remembers). Surely Rachel had to fill in some paperwork? Also, wouldn't the company have hired Gavin from a certain date to , presumably, the last day before Rachel came back? If I were Gavin, I'd be checking that contract and calling my lawyer.

Beating Luigi to the punch with quote from this episode:

Ross to Rachel after she asks him to change Emmas diapers:
"Well ok, but one of these days you're going to have to do this"

Also, Rodney, doesn’t the Family and Medical Leave Act of 1993 require companies to allow employees to go on maternity leave without fear of losing their jobs?

---Great Line:
Gavin: “Well, while you were on your baby vacation, I was doing your job.”
Rachel: “A vacation? My idea of a vacation does not involve something sucking on my nipples until they are raw.”
Gavin: “Clearly you've never been to Sandal's Paradise Island.”

---Great Joey Moment:
The Director: “Cut! Cut! What are you doing?”
Phoebe: “Well, I'm very angry with him, because he slept with me and never called back!”
Female Extra #1: “Me too!”
Female Extra #2: “Me too!”
Joey: “Oh, calm down! She means on the show! We need some new extras around here!”

---Good Continuity Line:
Chandler: “I'll just get my old job back.”
Monica: “No, I want you to have a job that you love. Not statistical analysis and data reconfiguration.”
Chandler: “I quit, and you learn what I do?”