Trump's number one stooge, Rudy Giuliani, has tested positive for the Coronavirus (at least according to Liar-In-Chief Trump) and is now hospitalized "as a precaution". Fat Ass gave an update on the stooge's condition yesterday, saying he "is doing well". Like most people care. I sure don't. What people will remember about Guiliani in all this is the sight of him "sweating" black hair dye, while presenting falsehoods and other nonsense about the 2020 election in court.
Guiliani was called "America's Mayor" after 9/11. Mostly for (IMHO) staged photo-ops of him and his entourage walking through the debris from that horrible day. Also, the stooge publicly presented himself as a friend to the NYPD, but my brother, the retired NYPD detective, said the cops hated him. His explanation was that Guiliani "gave them nothing". So, that makes the stooge as two faced as his boss.

I'm sure the population of Planet Earth will rejoice in the fact that Rudy Ghoul-i-ani was released from the hospital this past Wednesday, after four days of treatment for Covid-19. This writer for CNN feels that Ghoul-i-ani got better treatment due to his "celebrity" status. Brian Williams said the same thing at the end of his show last night.

I wonder how covid-19 affects his Nosferatu vampire blood?

Frankly, I don't really believe he had it. It was probably just a cold and he was trying to get some sympathy from the public after his public hair leaking, his public farting, his public whining about being on the losing team...

I wonder how covid-19 affects his Nosferatu vampire blood?

Ghoul-i-ani is another one who, if I could donate blood again (I have to be off my Dutasteride meds for six months to do that) and found out that the blood was going to him, I'd track it down and destroy it.

In the meantime, "President Covid" 's butt boy, Mark Meadows, wanted the Coronavirus vaccine approved by the FDA head Friday. Or, the man's head would roll. More on that incredibly self-centered statement here. (The Fat Man's lackey gave the order, but we know where that order came from.)

And this guy was once called "America's Mayor".

Oh how the mighty have fallen!

Ghoul-i-ani admits that he got preferential treatment due to his "celebrity status", during his hospitalization for "Covid-19". Or more likely, his minor cold. (I think you're right, Steve. You were too funny there, btw. Shows where my sense of humor is. ) More on the Sweating Ghoul here. (Hope his laundry service was able to get that sweaty hair goo out of his shirt. If not, Ole' Rudy can get new shirts during the current holiday sales. )

He probably got a bad cold and panicked.

Or he was playing the sympathy card.

Since Tim started a thread for "America's (embarrassing) Mayor" (thank you, Tim), I should note the incident in the latest Borat movie involving Mr. G. A question - wouldn't Ghoul-i-ani have to sign a release before the scene could be included in the movie? Since ole' Rudy has absolutely no sense of humor, I would think he would not.

That's a good question.

When I saw that goop dripping down Rude-E's sideburns, I never expected that he'd dye like that!

*groan*

Another classic from Randy Rainbow:
https://youtu.be/DygRa5JlYhs

His catalogue of parodies has been the only good thing about the Tr*mp administration.

Good one.

Here's more on Rudy Ghoul-i-ani's scene in Borat Subsequent Moviefilm. Watch him campaign for an Oscar over it. (It would be hilarious if Ghoul-i-ani appeared at the Oscars with hair dye dripping down his tuxedo and formal shirt. )

And, Rudy Ghoul-i-ani may get that disbarment after all, in regard to the frivolous attempts to overturn the election, on behalf of Fat Man Trump. More on that here. Let's hope so; it's time these major a-holes paid the piper.

Love to see that happen.

And I don't see the Biden Administration stepping in to save Ghoul-i-ani's sorry butt.

Ghoul-i-ani should bear some of the brunt of today's siege of the Capitol by Trump supporters as the Electoral College certification was progressing. One of his tweets went something like "We should have trial by combat". That nonsense, combined with his lies about the election that he spewed out in court, (see above) should bring about his immediate disbarment.

Dr Sniffen:

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quote:

He has gone from "America's Mayor" to "America's Lunatic". He's done more to hurt his own reputation in the last year than all of his political opponents did over a lifetime.

There are currently many conservative talk show hosts doing the same thing to themselves and dragging down their radio stations with them. It's bad business regardless of what you think of the politics.

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Dr. Sniffen??

he runs a radio forum and website i look at.

Ah.

What's Dr. Sniffen's last name? Glue? (Sorry, couldn't resist.)

"We should have trial by combat" for President.

I wonder who would win, Trump vs. Biden.

Another example of Living in Fantasy Land - Rudy Ghoul-i-ani got Steve Bannon's podcast channel banned from You Tube after the Ghoul blamed the siege on the Capitol of January 6 on Democrats. More nonsense can be viewed here. (Bannon is another first degree jackass, but that's for another time.)
The Ghoul said that Trump people didn't climb the walls of the Capitol. Well, Mr. Ghoul-i-ani, those certainly weren't Joe Biden flags and banners those idiots were carrying. Watch some of it; the footage has been on TV all the time. Except your sycophants at Newsmax; from what little I've seen there, those goons seem to be ignoring the whole thing.

The Ghoul needs to be disbarred, IMO.

Agreed. But, my guess is that disbarment is a drawn out process. Plus, it's a panel of lawyers judging another lawyer; that panel may be very reluctant to take on one of their own. It's almost incestuous.

Still, there is talk of it.

The New York Bar Association is seeking to revoke Mr. Ghoul-i-ani's membership. It's not a disbarment, but it is a major professional embarrassment. More here.

It sure is. And The Ghoul deserves it.

If they're going to disbar Ghoul-i-ani, they had better do it quickly. The Ghoul will no doubt be Fat Orange Man's lead attorney in any upcoming Impeachment proceedings. (Maybe the Ghoul should start dyeing his hair again; it would be funny if he sweated Grecian Formula one more time. This time on C-SPAN. In full color and HD. ) More here.
Ghoul-i-ani is as much of an embarrassment as Fat Orange Blunder is. But, if Fat Man is dumb enough to use the Ghoul (and he is), let him.

Looks like Orange has thrown The Ghoul under the bus.

Now, Ghoul-i-ani is blaming the series Game Of Thrones for his speech prior to the Capitol siege last week. Disbar the Ghoul? Put him in a home for the emotionally (and mentally) handicapped. He is way past the point of no return. More of his nonsense here.

I didn't know Game of Thrones was a documentary.

The Ghoul has lost it!

The Ghoul has lost it!

More than you can imagine. Ghoul-i-ani will defend Fat Orange/Prune Faced Trump at the impeachment trial, using the defense of voter fraud. Despite that theory being shot down multiple times. In multiple courts. More on that is here.
I assume an attorney can have his/her law license suspended or revoked due to sheer incompetence. Ghoul-i-ani is the walking embodiment of that.

He will try the "I'm an Eye Tie, I just make pizzas!".

I can see him doing that. The man is clearly out of touch with the real world.

Maybe (big maybe) the Ghoul's head has cleared a bit. Ghoul-i-ani now says he can't be Fat Man Trump's lawyer at the upcoming impeachment proceedings, as he is a witness. More on that change of heart (for someone so heartless) is here.
According to the linked article, Ghoul-i-ani was charging $20,000 daily in legal fees. The Orange Faced Skinflint, of course, balked at that amount.

Sounds like The Ghoul can't distance himself from Orange fast enough!

Ghoul-i-ani is being sued by Dominion Voting Systems, over his lies about election fraud the Ghoul spewed out; Dominion is suing the Ghoul for $1.3 billion. More here.
Maybe I should start a Go-Fund-Me, to help the Ghoul out. You know, in case (I hope) he loses and can't pay the settlement, and assuming (probably correctly) that his butt boy Donald Trump won't chip in. Nah.

$1.3 billion?
Sounds like the Ghoul is gonna be leaking out of other orifices, other than his hair!

Yup.

More proof that Ghoul-i-ani has completely lost it can be read here. It seems that the Ghoul still adores The Orange Blunder, and is putting his career as a lawyer on the line, even though The Blunder is reluctant to pay The Ghoul. The Ghoul is still deflecting blame for the Capitol raid away from Blunder supporters. Anything to save face for the biggest deadbeat of all.

The Ghoul needs to be disbarred ASAP.

Something humorous in all this: Sacha Baron Cohen says he will hire Ghoul-i-ani to contest the Golden Globes if Cohen's films don't win this year. More here.

A second company, Smartmatic, is suing Ghoul-i-ani, Fox News and Trump attorney Sidney Powell, this time for $2.7 billion, over their false claims of election fraud. Maybe I should get that Go-Fund-Me up and running soon. More here.

Yeah, you better!

More ghoulish acts from Ghoul-i-ani can be read here. He pressured Ukrainian leaders on behalf of Fat Man Trump.
Maybe The Ghoul should be headed to prison for his conduct. From lawyer to lawlessness... Maybe the purpose of the Go-Fund-Me should be modified to provide bail for The Ghoul.

Why would you want to waste money on bailing him out?

Let him rot in prison.

It might be interesting if Ghoul-i-ani did go to prison. If he did, he'd probably wind up at a minimum security one. I wonder if some of the crooks the Ghoul prosecuted when he was a U.S. attorney are still incarcerated. If they are, he might have a ready and willing cellmate.

I imagine he'd be kept isolated from the other prisoners.

According to CNN, Ghoul-i-ani is not representing Fat Man Trump in current legal matters. The Orange Blunder did find two attorneys just as incompetent to represent him for the impeachment; I don't know if they will represent him in the many legal matters which will occupy much of Trump's time. At least one of those attorneys may be facing disbarment as a result of his actions at the impeachment proceedings. Maybe the Ghoul and he can work at McDonald's...

They wouldn't hire him because of his toxic hair.

What 'actions at the impeachment' are getting him into trouble?

Steve - I heard that item on the car radio, but of course couldn't find anything further. But, the performance of Fat Man Trump's attorneys at the impeachment left a lot to be desired. More on that here.

Rudy puts his foot in his mouth (not the first time, and certainly not the last). This time in regard to a remark The Ghoul made while he was playing golf with Rush Limbaugh, Limburger's cigar and Michelle Wei. He certainly didn't make an inappropriate comment about Limburger. More on that here.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EJS6xtHWkAAZsag.jpg

Figures.

Now, Ghoul-i-ani is on danger of losing his You Tube channel; it's been suspended for two weeks. (I didn't know that the Ghoul had a channel. Never crossed my mind. I, and I'm sure most of you, have better things to do than watch the nonsense and b/s The Ghoul, his sycophants and puppet masters spout there.) More here. (Check out the photo; the "dripping Ghoul" makes a return appearance. )

It would be hilarious if Ghoul-i-ani appeared at the Oscars with hair dye dripping down his tuxedo and formal shirt.

Maybe The Ghoul will show up at the Razzie Awards that way. "Ghoul-i-ani" has been nominated for a "Worst Supporting Actor" Razzie for his "performance" in Borat 2. More here.

Can't think of anyone more deserving.

Crybaby Ghoul-i-ani tried to have the crew of Borat 2 arrested for extortion. More on the Ghoul's tantrum here.

What a moron. He should just go away, since his sugar daddy is out of power now.

And, Ghoul-i-ani has won his Razzie. Also, his brother-in-arms, Mike Lindell, has also won, for his nonsense "documentary" Absolute Proof. No more deserving people have ever won Razzies. Maybe they can rest their awards on My Pillows. More here.

Perhaps Ghoul-i-ani should consider acting. His political career is clearly finished.

As is his career as an attorney. The Ghoul should surrender his law license ASAP, and save himself from the humiliation of a disbarment.
Some bad news on my front. Andrew Ghoul-i-ani, the Son of the Ghoul (who Chris Farley mocked on SNL), wants to run for Governor of New York in 2022. My fear is that if elected, the Junior Ghoul may try to mess with the New York State Pension Fund. Which pays my monthly pension. The state comptroller (in this case Tom DiNapoli) is the sole trustee of the pension fund. But, Ghoul Jr. no doubt has the same sense of entitlement as his old man (and The Great Sphincter, who gave Ghoul Jr. a patronage job) and, if elected, may try to get his hands on the Fund. Which is valued at some $190 billion. A lot of entitlement.

Well, even if he does run, there is no guarantee that sonny buns will win.

It he'd done so in 2002, when his daddy was still America's Mayor, he might have had a chance.

Now, however, forget it. The Giuliani name is mud, politically.

The lair of the Ghoul...I mean Ghoul-i-ani's apartment and office, were raided by the Feds today, looking for evidence in regard to the Ghoul's connection with Ukraine. More on Ghoul-i-ani's latest fall from grace here.

Yeah, I heard about that.

Like many war hawks, including his puppet masters Orange Blunder and Limburger, the Ghoul went out of his way to avoid the draft in the Vietnam era. Ghoul-i-ani got several student deferments, plus a deferment as the judge he was clerking for requested one for him. When that ran out, the Ghoul lucked out with a high draft lottery number. More on that here.

Interesting.

Now, the Ghoul is in a precarious financial position. He has had to let go most of his entourage, and has to pay one of his ex-wives $42,000 in monthly alimony. I say "Too Bad". Get that number one deadbeat, Mr. Sphincter, to pay you what he owes you. More on that here.

Let me break out my violin.

Tim - One of the pieces you can play for the Ghoul on your violin is Samuel Barber's "Adagio For Strings." A gorgeous piece of music. On second thought, forget it; the Ghoul's not worth it.
If the $42,000 in monthly alimony is for the Ghoul's third wife, Judith Nathan, there is a wrinkle there. From what I can tell, their divorce was finalized in 2019. For divorces finalized from that point on, alimony can no longer be written off on your federal income tax return. That's courtesy of the "Tax Cuts and Jobs Act" of 2018. Signed into law by the Ghoul's puppet master, Donald Trump. For that reason alone, the Ghoul should hate Trump's guts. Yet, the Ghoul is on Fox News every opportunity he can muster, defending The Great Sphincter within an inch of his life. Proof that some people have no shame. Or guts of their own.

The Junior Ghoul, also known as Andrew, has announced he is running for governor of New York. I need him in the governor's office like I need The Great Sphincter back in the White House. Ghoul Jr. must have inherited his dad's brains. Or lack of them. Junior is just 35, yet he's boasting about his "parts of five decades in public service". I guess he skipped school in toto, like The Great Sphincter did. More on this class-A nonsense here.

Maybe he's counting his age in venusian years.

Could be.

Now, the Ghoul has been plugging My Pillow products on his podcast. Glad I don't bother with either. If you want to see just how the mighty have fallen, or how much nonsense The Ghoul can spew out, check it out here. (With Pillow Guy and Ghoul-i-ani in "bed" with The Great Hole, maybe it's time for a new and bigger mattress. )

Wonder how Rudith would be thought of today if the dust and debris cloud from the collapsing tower on 9/11 had killed him, as it came close to doing?

He would probably have a statue in the center of the Ground Zero memorial.

Well, we found out. It takes 19 years to squander the goodwill one earns from 9/11.

What he should have done is retire from public life once he wound up his career as Mayor of NYC.

Agreed. Ghoul-i-ani should have just faded away. But, his huge ego wouldn't quit. So, The Ghoul sought the Republican Presidential nomination in 2008. The campaign faded like a fart in the wind, and the Ghoul eventually endorsed John McCain. More here.

And then he became Orange's stooge.

Should have quit while you were ahead, Rudy.

Rudy's NY law license has been suspended.

Rudy's NY law license has been suspended.

Thanks for the good news, Scott. So good, it demanded two sources. As for the Ghoul, since his income will probably be drastically reduced, how is he going to pay his $42,000 monthly alimony judgement? Maybe he could ask the Orange Deadbeat for a loan...

I was having cache problems, and it looked to me like the first one didn't post, so I tried again (just happened to have the NYT link available).

Scott, what probably happened in the problem that has been plaguing this site for years now. Namely, posts not showing up when they are initially posted.

Anyway, looks like the Ghoul is finished.

More troubles for Ghoul-i-ani. In addition to New York, his license to practice law in Washington D.C. has been suspended. Should have stayed away from the Useless Orange Deadbeat Goon, Rudy. Your sycophantic devotion to him is a one way street. More here.

I feel no sympathy.

Is Guiliani currently homeless? He was caught publicly shaving at a restaurant in Kennedy Airport. Which made it appear the Ghoul was living at the airport. More on that here.

Oh how the mighty have fallen.

Sheesh, as much as I dislike him, it seems he can't catch a break can he? Why all this mocking and ridicule? How is this in any way dignified debate? What if he is living in airport? Rather than ridicule him or mock maybe ask what we can do to help him? Why not be the better person?

Help him? Once of Orange's stooges?

Why doesn't the Ghoul go to his master and ask for a cash loan.

Help him? Once of Orange's stooges?

Especially after what The Ghoul said this past January 6. ("We should have Trial by Combat.") Which, along with Fat Man Trump's rhetoric, set off that mob on that infamous day.

Why doesn't the Ghoul go to his master and ask for a cash loan?

Better yet, the Orange Deadbeat should pay The Ghoul what he owes him, for acting as the Deadbeat's attorney and mouthpiece.

Two wrongs don't make a right.

I'm not necessarily saying we forgive him all his sins and I think Adam makes a pretty strong point about Don paying him but still a little compassion mightn't go astray. As I said, be the better person- by mocking and laughing at him are you actually showing your superiority over him?

He could have gracefully retired from public life as America's Mayor.

Instead he chose to become Orange's stooge. He made his own bed, now he has to sleep in it.

Here's one man's (humorous) opinion on why Ghoul-i-ani was shaving at the airport. It includes a video of the Ghoul doing his grooming in public.

Good one.

More silliness from the Ghoul. At a taping of The Masked Singer, two judges left the stage in protest when Rudy Giuliani was revealed as the titular character for that particular segment. Does the Ghoul have to stoop that low? Is he that desperate for money and attention? More here.

More to the point, why the producers of that show allow this?

Ghoul-i-ani was slapped in the back while recently campaigning for Sonny Boy at a Staten Island Shop Rite supermarket. I saw the video, and the Ghoul, in my opinion, overstated the impact of a simple slap. More here. (Sonny Boy, aka Andrew, is running for the Republican nomination for N.Y. governor.)

Twenty years ago, Rudy, you were America's Mayor.

Should have quit then.

Guiliani, along with Trump's chief of staff Marc Meadows, asked for pardons from Fat Man for their actions on 1/6. Neither got one. More on that here.
And, Andy Boy lost his bid for the Republican nomination for governor. Good. Now Andy, go back to whatever nothing you were doing.

Orange threw them all under the bus.

And now Rudy is a target of the Georgia election investigation.

One hell of a fall from grace for "America's Mayor".

I guess Harvey Dent was right. You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

He should have retired from politics after his term as Mayor of NYC was up. He'd still be a hero if he had.

Here's more from CNN about Ghoul-i-ani being the target of the election investigation. I wonder if he now regrets hooking up with the Orange Blunder. I hope they have adjacent cells. By the way, I see that the Ghoul seems to have dumped the furniture polish...I mean hair dye.

Hooking up with Orange Hitler doomed him.

CNN has a series about Giuliani coming up, sub-titled "What Happened to America's Mayor?" It profiles his tenure as U.S. Attorney, his two terms as NYC mayor, his hooking up with Trump, and his (IMHO) downfall as a result. It premieres January 8, 2023, at 9 p.m.

If only he had retired from public life after his term as Mayor or NYC ended.

He would be respected as American's Mayor, the guy that stepped up when his city was attacked.

But NOOOOOOO, he had to go and hook up with the Orange Blunder.

MSNBC has their own four part series on Giuliani, titled When Truth Isn't Truth. So far, compared to the CNN series, MSNBC does a real hatchet job on ole' Rudy, finding almost zero redeeming qualities in the man. More here.

Let us know what you think of it, Adam.

A four-part series that bashes Rudy? Adam will be barring up just thinking about it. Heck- he'll buy a 4K TV just to watch it in the most perfect picture possible.

I can well imagine.

But, would he want to see Rudy's hair dye leaking like it did in 4K??? :-o

Ugh!

No thanks.

But, would he want to see Rudy's hair dye leaking like it did in 4K???

I saw enough of that during both series. Not in 4K, though; 1080p on a 12 1/2 year old Samsung set was just fine.

If someone unfamiliar with Guiliani watched the MSNBC series as an introduction, he might come away thinking ole' Rudy was the reincarnation of Der Fuhrer. The CNN series at least touched on his marriages. The MSNBC series ignored all that; it was all politics and Guiliani's dictatorial, racist propensity. One thing I found incongruous was that Guiliani's son Andrew was interviewed multiple times. In each one, Sonny was Daddy's biggest cheerleader/bootlicker. Daddy flaunted his affair with (eventual third ex-wife) Judith Nathan right in front of the cameras. And his children. Takes a very selfish narcissist to do that. Makes me wonder why the MSNBC series ignored that. Since that series was pretty much character assassination, they should have gone all in.

Hey, kids, meet mommy no 3.

Six unindicted (as of now) and unnamed co-conspirators were also listed in Donald Trump's recent indictment for his actions leading up to the events on January 6. Co-conspirator Number One is believed to be Rudy Giuliani. Oh, how the mighty have fallen. Poetic justice would be if Rudy was sentenced to the same prison as an inmate he put offenders in when he was a federal prosecutor. Wonder if the Ghoul is now regretting his hooking up with Trump.

As I said, he could have easily retired from public life as America's Mayor.

Bet he wishes he'd done just that.

Ole' Rudy was one of eighteen defendants indicted yesterday in the Georgia fake electors scheme. Along with his lord and master, Donald Trump. The Ghoul is facing huge legal bills, and if convicted, prison time. A real fall from grace for the man who made his reputation as a crime fighter. Was hooking up with Orange Peel worth it? More here.

Was hooking up with Orange Peel worth it?

No, it wasn't.

More so now, Tim. It was pretty much confirmed on MSNBC'S Morning Joe that Trump has never paid Giuliani. Despite the Ghoul shadowing Trump at every turn, kissing Trump's bum any and everywhere. Giuliani made a complete fool of himself, putting his livelihood, reputation, indeed possibly his freedom on the line. For nothing.

The almost bankrupt Giuliani had to go to Orange Peel. To pay the Ghoul's legal expenses. Incurred in the process of the Ghoul playing Trump's lackey boy. More on that here.
If I were Giuliani, I would turn on Orange Peel in a New York minute, and save my own skin. In all the indictments that involve both Giuliani and Orange Peel.

The Ghoul's fate was sealed the moment he linked up with Orange Peel.

Agreed. Trump turns anyone around him to trash.
Giuliani had his mugshot taken today in the Georgia election fraud case. One reporter likened that to what Giuliani had the criminals he prosecuted do. Check out the mugshot here.
Giuliani is allegedly practically bankrupt. So, who put up his $150,000 bail?

Good question.

Good answer?

https://www.investopedia.com/terms/b/bail-bond.asp

Yup.

What is he hiding? Giuliani claims he is broke, but won't disclose his finances in court. Then again, he was once caught shaving in an airport restaurant's bathroom. More on poor ole' Rudy here.

It was his choice to link up with Orange Blunder.

You reap what you sow, Rudy.

Poor Rudy. Like most people, he went where the money was.

He could ave retired from public life as American's Mayor.

But nooooooooo...

He just had to align with Orange Blunder.

Ghoul-iani now wants the charges in his Georgia election interference case quashed. Sounds like more legalistic b/s to me. Make up your own minds with this article from CNN here. The article also mentions a recent fund raiser for Giuliani. Sorry I missed it.
Who's acting as Giuliani's lawyer(s?) anyway? He owes millions in legal fees; does anyone want to represent a deadbeat? (Then again, Donald Trump, a known deadbeat, always seems to get lawyers to represent him. Although by now, they're probably of the ambulance chaser variety.) Or, is Giuliani representing himself in this case? I thought his law license was still suspended.

You don't need to be a lawyer to represent yourself. You do need to be a licensed lawyer to give legal advice to/represent someone else.

Or, is Giuliani representing himself in this case?

They say that those who represent themselves in court have fools for clients .... which would be in perfect character for him.

True in that case, yes.

Just gonna leave this here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1PqbUv4DS8

Interesting.

Ghoul-iani is getting in deeper. Now, he has bern penalized for violation of a court order that he turn over his financial documents in regard to the Georgia election defamation case. More here.
Giuliani has already received too many breaks in this matter. If it were Joe or Jane Average, they would be behind bars for contempt of court.

Give him more rope to hang himself with.

Ghoul-iani just got more of that rope. He has to pay the two poll workers who sued him in the Georgia election defamation case $148 million dollars. Ole' Rudy says he will appeal. My guess is that any appeals will outlast Giuliani. Who, as I understand it, is broke and deeply in debt. In my opinion, the poll workers will never see cent one of that judgment. More here.

Sad when you think about it. 22 years ago, this man was the hero of New York City. The Mayor that stepped up when his city was attacked.

He could have retired still a hero. Why, oh why, did he have to hitch his wagon to Orange Peel!?

A judge has ordered that Giuliani has to start paying the judgment against the two poll workers he defamed right away. And, the Ghoul has to post an equivalent bond right away. Where will that money come from? Do I see a "Go Fund Me" in Giuliani's future? More on that here

Perhaps he'll try to it up his mentor, Orange Peel, for a cash loan.

As far as a loan from Trump goes, that's blood from a stone time, my friend. The court could put a lien on Giuliani's $6 million New York apartment. Or order him to sell it, to partially satisfy the judgement. It's not inconceivable that Giuliani could become homeless. Foraging through trash cans for food, and collecting cans and bottles to cash in. Farfetched, but not out of the question.

Incoming news item: Rudy Giuliani has just filed for bankruptcy, citing $10 million in assets and some $153 million in debt. Most of that is the recent judgement against him. More here.
This filing is almost certainly Rudy's way of attempting to duck that recent judgement; I don't know if it will succeed.

Talk about a fall from grace.

Who would imagine this happening, back in 2001, after 9/11.

Poor Rudy may be forced to sell his New York and Florida homes to make good on the judgement against him. Giuliani's living in a cardboard box and scrounging for cash got one step closer to reality. More on that here.

How the might have fallen.

He's fallen further, Tim. Guiliani's radio show, which may have been his only source of income, has been cancelled, and he was fired from WABC radio. He was warned not to discuss debunked fraud claims about the 2020 election. Which the Ghoul kept spouting off on the air anyway, despite huge financial judgements against him for not keeping his f...ing mouth shut. More on the Ghoul's plight here.

Brought it on himself. I have no sympathy.