The Last Day

Nitcentral's Bulletin Brash Reflections: Red Dwarf: Red Dwarf III: The Last Day
Submitted by Steve Roper
Written by Rob Grant & Doug Naylor
Directed by Ed Bye
Terms Of This Warranty: A letter arrives from DivaDroid announcing that the latest model of mechanoid will be on its way to replace Kryten, who is expected to shut down and dismantle himself. Lister tries in vain to get Kryten to rebel against this instruction, but Kryten seems perfectly happy and assured of his place in Silicon Heaven. In honour of Kryten's last day online, Lister and the guys throw him the wildest party they can manage on short notice and all parties get thoroughly pissed. The only problem is that, if Kryten hasn't been shut down before his replacement arrives, his replacement will shut him down in any manner it chooses. The fact that the new mechanoid has gone completely insane over the millennia doesn't help out much either.
Quote: "Hey, it's not a good night unless you get a traffic cone!" - Cat
By Gordon Lawyer on Tuesday, March 16, 1999 - 9:39 am:

I disagree. The best quote was "Enough of the Star Trek ••••. It's too early in the morning."


By Christopher Q on Tuesday, March 30, 1999 - 3:54 pm:

There are many comments on other boards about how the replacement found Kryten. I assume Kryten has/had a homing beacon. My question, however, is what took the replacement so long? Kryten was standed in a crashed space craft for centuries. Why didn't the replacement find Kryten before Red Dwarf did? For that matter, why didn't any other craft find Kryten before the human race (apparently) went extinct?


By Merat on Sunday, April 11, 1999 - 12:30 pm:

Maybe Kryton was out of range, and he could only find him once the Red Dwarf picked him up and headed back to Earth.


By Gordon Lawyer on Tuesday, April 13, 1999 - 6:59 am:

Alright, that scene with the replacement is certainly a parody of some movie, but I don't know which. I'm guessing (though I haven't seen either movie) that its from Terminator or Robocop. Can anyone enlighten me?


By Keith Alan Morgan's replacement on Thursday, August 05, 1999 - 5:14 am:

I liked the name of the DivaDroid representative, Jim Reaper. A nice subtle name.

Lister says that Kryten is built like Action Man, with plastic underpants and a tradmark, but when the video demonstrates Hudsen's abilities, Hudsen puts the brick down, we hear a zipper, Hudsen raises his hands and we hear a karate chop, then Hudsen shows us the broken brick. The implication is that Hudsen broke the brick with his... um, 'trademark'.

Hudsen looks a little like Jean Claude van Damme.

When Hudsen is examining the crew for viable targets, I believe his scan shows the names of the characters, despite no one mentioning them. (I think, can anyone confirm this?)

Lister is identified as Homo sapiens Barely Human. First off, Homo sapiens is Human. H. sapiens sapiens, H. sapiens fossilis, H. sapiens neanderthalensis, are all Human. Secondly in Holoship, I believe Lister is identified as an "old-style Human". Makes one wonder what happened to the Human race after Lister went into stasis.


By KAM on Thursday, August 05, 1999 - 5:24 am:

When Lister says Kryten is built like Action Man, Cat asks how he writes his name in the snow.
Where on Red Dwarf does it snow? How would the Cat know about this 'skill' on a ship without weather?


By XNZ on Thursday, August 05, 1999 - 6:12 am:

Does Red Dwarf have a Snow-Cone machine?


By Wildstar on Thursday, August 05, 1999 - 10:47 pm:

Well, remeber that the android was insane. Plus, it's from Lister's (and Kryten's) future. Perhaps mankind has evolved into a different species. So that homo sapiens is regared the way we regard homo habilis.

Also, I believe Rimmer was an old style hologram. Not Lister being an Old type human.


By Johnny Veitch on Saturday, August 07, 1999 - 10:04 am:

Maybe he means Lister is technically human, but only barely so.


By Ed Jefferson (Ejefferson) on Saturday, August 07, 1999 - 1:20 pm:

Actually the implication is pretty obvious. Hudson detects species, and then sees if they match his list of humanity (which would consist of one presumably). Lister scans as human, but his space bum life style has left him in such bad shape that he is only technically registered as human, as Johnny said.


By KAM on Thursday, August 19, 1999 - 7:45 am:

Saw Holoship again, I remembered wrong. Lister was described as "a human being, or a close approximation of one.", not an old-style human.


By Richard Davies on Tuesday, November 16, 1999 - 3:28 pm:

Rimmer has changed his ideas on Religion, in Waiting For God he doesn't think much of the Cat People's beliefs, but says he wouldn't knock his parents for being 7th Day Advent Hopists.

The wall of the corridor where Kryten picks up his suit has Smoke Alarms stuck to the wall.

Hudzen seems to be based on the Krugen from Highlander & the Terminator. It's suprising that Kryten stayed sane for 3000000 years with only Androids (& maybe some other programmes) to watch.


By Keith Alan Morgan on Wednesday, November 17, 1999 - 1:02 am:

The difference is that Rimmer doesn't think much of the Cat, while his parents are his parents, and to quote Mrs. Claven from Cheers, "Nature demands a bond."


By Chris Thomas on Thursday, February 24, 2000 - 7:15 am:

Holly has to knock up a special mix so Kryten can get drunk, yet in Tikka to Ride, Kryten appears to be drinking a standard bottle of spirits.
Kytren also says here he cannot eat but haven't we seen him eat in other episodes?

When Kryten is packing his things up we only see one spare head and one spare hand. Shouldn't there be another two spare heads, as seen in DNA?

Re: "Where on Red Dwarf does it snow? How would the Cat know about this 'skill' on a ship without weather?"
They did land on a snow-covered planet in Marooned so maybe they encountered others prior to this episode.

As for Kryten's "trademark", what about his groinal attachments?

And Hudzen, if anything, reminded me of Robocop.


By Yotsuya on Friday, March 17, 2000 - 10:30 pm:

Hudzen didn't remind me of Robocop... Lister as "Man Plus" in DNA... Now that reminded me of Robocop...


By Chris Thomas on Saturday, March 18, 2000 - 10:45 am:

Both were reminiscent of Robocop but, as you say, Lister more so in DNA.


By Desperate in Denver on Sunday, January 21, 2001 - 1:43 am:

If anyone can get me a decent vidcap of the Hudzen robot I'd be REALLY happy!


By Keith Alan Morgan (Kmorgan) on Sunday, January 21, 2001 - 3:55 am:

Try
http://www.divadroid.com/reddwarf/hudzen10/index.html
Not a great pic, but it does also show a video sequence.

http://members.nbci.com/bay47/frame.htm
Better than the previous one, but a little dark.

or you could go to this Red Dwarf links page & check other sites.
http://www.reddwarf.nildram.co.uk/


By Brian Webber on Sunday, January 21, 2001 - 6:59 pm:

That second one was perfect. Thanks.


By TWS Garrison on Sunday, January 20, 2002 - 11:35 pm:

It's suprising that Kryten stayed sane for 3000000 years with only Androids (& maybe some other programmes) to watch.

Stayed sane? We are talking about the android who didn't notice that his humans (on the Nova Five were dead for eons?


By KAM doing his best Dr. McCoy impression on Monday, January 21, 2002 - 3:33 am:

Dammit, TWS, he's a mechanoid, not a doctor!


By markvthomas on Wednesday, May 28, 2003 - 11:26 pm:

When will Hudsen's replacement mechanoid turn up ? (Maniacial Laughter !!!!!)
Coming to Red Dwarf IX ?


By Tim McCree (Tim_m) on Sunday, March 10, 2019 - 5:12 am:

I doubt it.


By Tim McCree (Tim_m) on Sunday, January 26, 2020 - 5:22 am:

We are talking about the android who didn't notice that his humans (on the Nova Five were dead for eons?

Rimmer: Our one contact with intelligent life in three million years, and he turns out to be the android version of Norman Bates.


By Natalie Granada Television (Natalie_granada_tv) on Friday, July 03, 2020 - 9:05 am:

We know that fresh fruit is rare on the Dwarf before the retcon of the botanical garden.

When they get that strawberry out in Demons & Angels, it always makes me think how wasteful Lister and Kryten were by chucking all those fresh strawberries in the bin in The Last Day.

They seem to go from casual disregard for fresh strawberries to quiet reverence very quickly.


By Tim McCree (Tim_m) on Sunday, July 05, 2020 - 5:32 am:

Well, given that only Lister and the Cat require food, perhaps they felt they were overstocked.


By Judi Jeffreys, Granada in NorthWest (Jjeffreys_mod) on Saturday, November 28, 2020 - 2:00 am:

I would agree about Jim on a real baby with the surname Reaper.

The amount of parents with the surnames Bond and Kent who name their sons James and Clark deserve to be dealt with personally by the simulants.


By Tim McCree (Tim_m) on Saturday, November 28, 2020 - 5:07 am:

Hudsen is the Inspector Javert of androids.

He spends thousands of years looking for Kryten. Talk about determination.

Never mind that the company that created them both is no doubt long since gone.


By Francois Lacombe (Franc0is) on Saturday, November 28, 2020 - 5:17 am:

He spends thousands of years looking for Kryten. Talk about determination.

Well, he's an android, compelled to follow his program, without the benefit of Lister's efforts to give Kryten more self determination. What else was he going to do?


By Tim McCree (Tim_m) on Saturday, November 28, 2020 - 5:21 am:

Good point.

I wonder what they did with Hudsen, after he was deactivated. Scavenge him for parts? Shove him out an airlock?


By Judi Jeffreys, Granada in NorthWest (Jjeffreys_mod) on Saturday, November 28, 2020 - 5:32 am:

the homing program must be strong - it continued even after Hudsen's sanity chip went bye-bye


By Tim McCree (Tim_m) on Saturday, November 28, 2020 - 5:38 am:

They know how to build things that last.


By Judi Jeffreys, Granada in NorthWest (Jjeffreys_mod) on Monday, November 30, 2020 - 1:52 am:

Punny names on real life human babies – the parents should be be dealt with by the simulants, or failing that, Caligula from Meltdown.


By Tim McCree (Tim_m) on Monday, November 30, 2020 - 5:17 am:

Jim Reaper was played by Robert Llewellyn, sans the Kryten make-up.


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