This is the Myth story. Please assume either a "real" Mythlogical being or a made up one ("Tacogod"). At this point only gods and spirits exist. Soon the world will be created. I'm the Creator god. Call me "Matt".
Don't worry Mortals will appear soon.

I am the the god of superheros and those that the gods send on missions. I contain within myself all the powers that all future superheros will have for themselves. I have minions that will deal with individual powers and people.

Except of course, for my future disciple, The Amazing Quantum Man!

Mirthiel am I, goddess of laughter and sass. Stodginess and sobriety are odious to me. I contain within my psyche all powers of wit and buffonery.

Yes Physico, of course...
I also deal with general heros that myths will eventually be built around.
On the planet known as Earth, that would include people such as Hercules, Jason and the Argonauts, and a host of others around that planet.

Not to criticise or anything, but shouldn't the Chief God of Nitworld be, well, Phil?

I believe we've had our first nitpicker!

I am Thor,God of Thunder and protector of Pilgrims.I hold the Hammer Mjolnir.My wife is
Sibil.
Kings and Heroes are my children.

Thor, aren't you also the God of Rock and Roll?

I am treboras, god of all stories known as Star Trek.

I am Hivivas, brother to Treboas,The Borg are my worshippers

Okay the Pantheon is forming. Phil is Beyond this world. Though he is the most powerful.

Okay we need to create the world.

Physico- Start writting the rules of Physics. REMEMBER, the world is flat.

Thor- Start creating storms and such. Also build fortifications to keep the Council of the Overlord. Start work on the Sky

Gorath, I'm appointing you as a fate.

Treboras, Hivivas and Mirteil I'm appointing you muses. Start the Concepts for Mortals.

Gene Simmons- I'm making you one of the fathers of Men. You will rule the KISS Tribe. You will return here after death to watch the tribe.

As for me LET OUR DOMAIN THE FORTRESS OF THE GODS INSTA-POOF INTO EXISTANCE, LET IT BE CALLED "DEEP FIRMANANT NINE". AND LET IT HAVE A SWIMMING POOL, AND A N.O.R.A.D. SYSTEM, AND BORG PROOF SHIELDS, AND A UNBREAKABLE PRISON, AND PIGEON GUARDS, AND HARPS, AND A HOLOSUITE, AND A LIBERY.
(Fortress comes into existance.)

Wow that was pretty cool.

SECOND ACT: LET THERE BE A RING IN WHICH ALL THE POWER TO CONTROL THE WORLD IS PLACED IN A EASY TO LOSE OR HAVE STOLEN FORM.
(Ring forms)

Gee, that's not a accident waiting to happen. I never said I was infailable.

Boy, does this world NEED a library, if only so that its creator can learn how to spell the word!

And as a fate, what is my official duties?
What do the pigeons actually guard?
About the ring: That shall be the object of quests for future heros.

I am GrayWizard, god of wisdom, black humor and sarcasm. I am joining the Pantheon late, because I was busy giving the power of telling jokes with a straight face to my minions.

AHA! GrayWizard is the god of KAMpiness!

Let laughter and giggles be heard among the gods and spirits, and let the first laugh break into thousands of pieces. And these pieces, from them let the fairies spring. Arise O my servants and minions, Queen Mab and all her followers!

(P.S. Mirth-i-el.)

I am the Earth Mother. Now put that thing down before you poke someone's eye out! Don't give me that sass! If you keep making that face it will freeze like that forever.

High up in the fortress of the gods, one of Mirthiel's dandelions looks at its reflection in a pool and becomes so enamored of itself it leans all the way over and falls in. As the fluff disappears beneath the surface, a new spirit springs up.

Whee! Tee-hee-hee. I am Undomiel, goddess of eye candy! I am pure beauty, lovely and pleasant. I may have the brains of a caterpillar and the ambition of a pebble, but I am the most attractive thing any mortal or immortal will ever set eyes on. Watch me prance and skip!

The First Meta-Law of Physics: The gods are not allowed to break the laws of physics without permission from Physico.

Okay Three new gods
Grey Wizard- Olórin, Is that you? Okay uh, Start inventing crafts and skills, Arcane and Mudane. Invent Nitpicking.

Mirthiel- I BLESS YOUR CHILDREN, THE FARIES. THEIR LIFESPAN SHALL BE TEN THOUSAND MORTAL LIFETIMES. WHEN THEY DIE THEY SHALL RETURN TO YOUR SUITE ON THE HABITATE RING. I GRANT THEM SOULS AS YOURS.

Gaivannawe- So your applying for that job. Okay I need to know each and every one of your forms, and which domestic crafts you know. I know you can be meddlesome. BTW I'm hoping your asexual.

Undomiel- Okay, you may have 7 lovers, but only marry once. When you reach that number, I'm smiteing you. I'd smite you now, but it's just not worth it.

Other gods
Gorath: Uh I'm not sure, Choose who will be a hero and what powers they are granted and prophcies on how they die.
The pigeon guards keep pigeons away.

Some random acts of creation

LET THERE BE THE CHARIOTS OF THE GODS. LET THERE BE THREE RUNABOUTS. THE U.F.S. STYX, THE U.F.S HOLY RIVER, AND THE U.F.S. RIO GRANDE. LET THE DEFIANT BE MY SHIP.

I ORDAIN MY NEW NAME TO BE, FOURTY-SEVEN. BUT MATT IS STILL OKAY.

You do realize that 3000 years has passed since Tuesday. Time goes by fast when theres no measure of time. We need a greater light.

Okay the universe has been corrected. I will Create the world and we shall descend soon.

What happened to Board 0: "Against Stupidity"?

So that we may, of course, have Board 2: "Contend in Vain".

Yo, almighty Moderator!

If you open up a Chapter 2, you should

a) Tell Everyone, and
b) Close Chapter 1, so nobody will post there instead of chapter 2.

That board was created because I belived this board had a non posting error. I apologize for any inconveniance, to uh, non regular posters.

Oh, dear...

I am Dr'achiar. Lord of crystals, Earth, and getting brainwashed when it's convenient to the plot. Might I have a place in the new order?

Uh, Dr'achiar, aren't you also the goddess of Secret Taco Recipes? And do you still have a lovely bunch of coconuts?

Mwahahahahaha! Mwahahahaha! Nya-ha-hah!

Wow, that actually worked. No, ScottEnnius, I am not, nor have I ever been, rachgd.

Say Fourty-Seven, this is a nice swimming pool. Perhaps when the world is created, we can have another pool on the planet... call it an ocean or something...

Gorath- Hmm An ocean, LET THERE BE A GREAT BODY OF WATER AND LET IT BE SEPERATE FROM THE LAND. THIS IS WHAT FOURTY SEVEN DECREES.

I love the creation voice.

Dr'achiar- You will rule volcanos, Earthquakes and keep the earth from exploding. Otherwards the upper soils.

ScottEnnius- I grant you the ability to change form and to leap from good to evil at will. Here's a mask as symbol of good faith and your power.

Thanks, Fourty Seven!

Mwahahahahahahahaha!

Fourty-Seven, when people are created on our planet, I wish to construct heros.
By the way, are we the deities of one culture, or are there other cultures with other gods here?

Gorath- We are the gods of Nitworld. Each culture will have a Patron God, whose job is to instruct their people with knowlege of us. They will call us by differant names. That will create the illusion of diversity. But my name will appear in all of creation.

All regular gods, create your people over whom you shall rule and a brief discription of their lands.

FTR DF9 looks like DS9 but only twice as big.

Well, I did always like them, so...

From the rocks of the Earth, from the fires of the pits, I call ye forth, my people, the Gorons! Let them inhabit the stark Earth where no other may abide, and let them be fruitful, and multiply, and have an amazingly tough digestive system!

LET THE CHILDREN OF DR'ACHIAR, THE GORONS, BE BLESSED. LET THEM LIVE AS DR'ACHIAR HAS FORTOLD. MAY THEY GROW AND PROSPER.
(47 cuts himself and pours his blood over the Goron body. The Goron is animated and alive. But still is sleeping. He places a gift to their people the Spiritual stone of Fire.)

No, please see the Phantom return we can use copyritten material.

Pantheon (In no order)
Fourty Seven
Physico
Thor
Gorath
Mirthial-Faries
Treboras
Hivivas
Olórin the Grey Wizard
Gaivannawe
Undomiel
ScottEnnius
Dr'achiar- Gorons
Nitpicker Furies

Deadline for being an elder god is soon. Sure you can come in latter but you need to perform great feat.

Anyone want to rule the dead.

Sure, I'll rule the dead, since I jump back and forth between good and evil...

I shall dwell in the domain of Darkwood. There shall all the dead come. They may or may not be judged (depending on how evil I feel that day), but the dead shall listen to the Grateful Dead for eternity, unless they be judged and found wanting, whereat they shall listen unto Celine Dionne until the end of day.

Mwahahahaha!

You sadistic son of a.... Oh, wait, who are your parents anyways. Your're hired.

My mother was a test tube, and my father was a knife.

emerges the swimming pool and looks around
Say, where is everybody? Has the planet been created yet, and has it been peopled yet?

I am Rose Maybud, one of Mirthial's fairies. I live in flowers, and annoy children by not being visible to grown ups. In many years time I will appear in photos but seem to be fake.

oops, this bit didn't work on the last post:

*disappears from the godly habitat ring in a puff of fairy dust to play on the newly created world*

THE WORLD IS CREATED, GO PLAY IN IT!

(Incarnates into a human form.)

AWAKE! O Mankind.

(The men and women awake.)

I am Lawgiver I will lead you and teach you to a civilization.

(A small settlement is building.)

Say, I wonder what this does? Presses button. A volcano erupts near the small settlement, burying it totally and utterly.

Oops. Directs a team of Gorons to quarry the newly formed rock.

HEY!
Dr'achiar for destroying my people I sentice you to Heck for an hour. Phil, take him away. I want you to think about what you've done. Destroy my people again and I'll make you serve as the Deku Tree. As for the Gorons, I release the fire dragon and infernal dinosaurs upon them in 100 years as a curse, that can only be removed by an act at Gorath's discretion.

(Moves people to his Sacred Island. Starts rebuilding settlement.)

BEHOLD! The universe shall consist of 26 unique dimensions, yet man shall only be able to directly observe four of them. I command also that things be uncertain.

There shall be a hero born to the Gorons, one who will eventually be able to defeat the fire dragon. He shall have superior strength, agility, intelligence, a superior example of a Goron.
I also bring into being helpers for all heros that appear. These helpers will provide information for the hero, be able to transport said heros from place to place, and other things that help the hero out.
Finally, I shall create minions that will be the ones that actually deal with the heros.
This I proclaim, and thus will come to be.

And yet shall Gorath's minions and heroes come even unto me. Yea, they shall age and come unto me in their own time, and then shall they be judged (unless I'm feeling nice that day), and that judgement shall take into account whatever I feel like, so that it matters not what deeds they do in life.

Mwahahahahahah!

I carry a proclaimation from Fourty Seven. This is the proclaimation of Fourty Seven.
"Greetings,

Physico- Your laws of phyics are good, but I do not understand the last one.

Gorath: Your hero's shall arive, but must not be more than one per board, starting with board two.

ScottEnnius- You shall indeed make playthings out of Gorath's heroes. Anything dead belongs to you as well as anyone who enters your Realm (See Ishtar in the underworld). But one day a Hero will be concieved who will signal the end of the death. He shall be concieved by a dead man. and born of a living women. And I will control his fate, not Gorath.

My Final Act is the creation of time. Each Age shall be the division of time. The end and begining of each age shall be as decreed by me.

The Age of the Gods and the Creation is completed. Here Ends the First Age."