1005 - Blood Waters of Dr. Z

Nitcentral's Bulletin Brash Reflections: Mystery Science Theater 3000: Season Ten: 1005 - Blood Waters of Dr. Z
By Richie Vest on Sunday, May 02, 1999 - 11:24 pm:

Hey in the scene just before the male and female lead start to kiss, did I or did I not see the shadow of the boom microphone.


By Ben Jackson (Bjackson) on Monday, May 03, 1999 - 10:01 am:

I thought this movie was great MST3K fodder and the host segments were pretty funny (especially the Voice Over segment in which Crow got stuck). The movie was kind of plot-less. What was the point of showing that lady on the beach half an hour before it mattered? It didn't make very much sense.


By Jason Krietsch on Monday, May 03, 1999 - 4:04 pm:

Ahh Squeegie, my friend, I love you. If not anything else, it's moments like that that make MST3K worth saving.


By Matt Nelson on Sunday, May 09, 1999 - 7:40 pm:

Whoof. I actually found this one a little difficult to watch; the movie was S-O-O-O-O S-L-O-O-O-O-W. Other than that, the riffing was really funny "He's a cop-a-feel-a-canth!" and the host segments.. Well, I think the "Crow's Tobacco Juice" sketch was the most disgusting, but possibly one of the funniest, things they've ever done..

M@


By Dr Z on Monday, May 10, 1999 - 8:37 am:

Soon I will rule the universe by becoming a walking fish. Bow down before me!


By Q-Three on Tuesday, May 11, 1999 - 5:23 pm:

I found this one so bad that I couldn't even watch the last hour of it. I mean, there have been some pretty bad movies on the show, but I think this one was even worse that "Prince of Space"!


By Matt Nelson on Saturday, May 15, 1999 - 9:29 pm:

What?! Prince of Space was hysterical!!


By Jake Dominguez on Tuesday, May 18, 1999 - 1:35 pm:

Prince of Space was an EXCELLENT MST3K episode, but the movie was a little slow toward the end. I loved the episode, but I would never watch the movie by itself. I have found that I just can't watch some epsiodes because the movie is so incredibly bad/slow. Mike and the Bots do a great job heckling the movie, but even their jokes can't save some episodes.


By kingfloopy on Tuesday, October 26, 2004 - 7:39 am:

How many times did this episode actually air? I only ever saw it listed twice. It's the only Sci-Fi channel episode I've never seen even once (I have all but 3 or 4 of them taped).


By Callie (Csullivan) on Sunday, March 21, 2010 - 7:59 am:

“Blood waters, huh? I guess Doctor Z had a little kidney problem.”

Doctor Z: “Together we’ll conquer the universe.”
Crow [as Doctor Z]: “Or my one-room basement apartment I share with mother.”

Doctor Z: “[Walking catfish] reproduce very rapidly, and spawn throughout the year.”
Tom: “Hey, who doesn’t?!”

“This guy peaked in the womb.”

Doctor Z: “It’s been a long twenty years.”
Tom: “Hell, it’s been a long twenty minutes!”

Doctor Z: “Very soon the whole world will know about us and respect us.”
Tom: “Or they might not – it’s hard to say.”

“Iggy Pop’s brother, Steve Pop.”

“Boy, I hate to call those things love handles, but they are.”

(The sea monster leaves the lab)
“Now to get a bottle of Bordeaux and seduce a mollusc.”

“Run away, octo-puss.”

Crow [as blonde woman]: “I sense danger. I’d better undress.”

Sheriff (picking up the phone): “Who?”
Tom: “No, hello.”

(The INPIT agents come in wearing orange jumpsuits)
“Hi, we’re astronauts from another movie.”

Biologist: “He’s come up with an idea which I think makes a lot of sense.”
(The scene changes)
Crow: “Which is to get out of this boring scene and back to the hot woman with the bikini!”

(During the interminable blonde woman swimming scene)
Mike: “Is there any reason for any of this?”
Tom: “Oh, yes, Mike!”
Crow: “Yes!”

Martha: “Walker?”
Tom [as Walker]: “Ah, you walk her, I’m busy.”

(Dramatic background music while the monster is writing)
“Hey, lay off the heavy music! I’m just making out a laundry list!”

“I’ve gotta stop being nocturnal. Nothing’s open!”

Monster: “The pain!”
Tom: “Jonathan Harris’d sue.”

“That [cupboard] was locked, but he now has the powerful forearms of a catfish!”

“Damned carp-proof caps!”
“The label says, ‘Do not attempt bottom-feeding on this medication’.”

(Boy kisses girl)
“OK, I’ll give this so-called heterosexuality just one more try.”

(The monster lurches towards the couple)
Tom: “I’m actually in favour of this monster attack.”

“He died between first and second base.”

Walker: “The signal’s weak in here.”
Crow: “Yeah, the movie’s weak in here too.”
Walker: “Now it’s getting stronger.”
Mike (as Walker): “The holding power of my hairspray, that is.”

“Well, I’ve been a brook so long, I can hardly remember ... Oh, there I go, babbling again.”

“She’s tuned in to the German explaining station!”

Tom: “So what happened to the nude lady?”
Mike: “There was no nude lady.”
Tom: “Exactly my point, Mike.”

(The monster chases Martha)
“Just tell me where your krill is!”

“No matter how much the movie insists that there’s tension, I must respectfully disagree with it.”

“Well, nothing down here but girlie magazines and empty beer bottles. Oh, wait, this is my basement.”

“I can’t shoot straight. My flare pants keep catching in the wind.”

“This movie was the winner of the Cannes Palme d’Huh? award.”


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