Could the producers of Puma Man have picked a skinnier actor for the title role? And then to have courderoy pants as part of his costume? Finally, Donald Pleasance proved he will appear in any movie, no matter how pathetic.
When Vadinho tells Tony there going home, Tony says, "we cant' go home, there probably waiting for us," or to that extent, implying it's the bad guys waiting for him, the he tacks on, "they're probably worried," Huh? since when do bad guys worry if their enemy doesn't show up?
They're villians, but that doesn't mean they can't be sensitive, too.
And with how bizarre this movie is, I wouldn't be surprised if they were worried.
(So, can anybody think of any movies with WORSE flying scenes than this one?)
Great line:
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH-- Oh look, Big Ben! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
PUMA MAN is on this Saturday, 10/7.
Will be back for further insults.
Impostor! Pyoo-ma man will be airing today. Pyoo-ma man!
Help, I'm falling at a ninety degree angle defying all known laws of physics!
The pyuma-man!! This movie is the best at sucking. I kept cracking up in the scene when Donald Pleasence stares at Tony. Pleasence has this bugged out look when he stares.
Sad ending....Pumaman survived.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Last week they showed Squirm on Sci-Fi. This week they should've shown the finale. Instead, they showed this.
Don't worry mon!! Dey be showing more MST when dey come to run tings. Sun is shining and sci-fi showing new shows till next year mon.
Now, puff some ganja and be happy!!
Not new shows. The last episode aired quite some time ago. They will continue to keep showing the reruns though, including Merlin's Mystical something or other, a show which was supposedly never going to be re-ran!
There are so many funny lines in this:
"My name is Pleasance and I am funky."
"First thing he does is poop on my car."
"A little doobage for later."
"My mom had a pair of earrings that did the exact same thing." (during Pumaman transformation scene)
When he's hanging for his life from a window and Mike exclaims "Pumaman!"
Watching this again, this should've have been called Tony the Aztec Man, cause he does most of the work here.
oh, i forgot
"Each man is a punching bag, I guess..."
and I meant Vadino the Aztec Man, not wimpy dockers donning Tony.
My favorite riff...
Vadhino props up the unconcious Tony
"Say hello to the nice people, Pumaman."
"Hello people!"
The guy who plays Vadinho in this movie finally answers the question, "Is it possible to have a face larger and even more oblong than Robert Z'Dar?" (See Future War, show #1004).
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This is my favorite episode of the Scifi era. I don't have it on tape, it's not scheduled to run again before....the end (that was very hard for me to type) and I don't feel like paying for it.
I hope that Scifi decides to run the marathon that everybody wants. Why wouldn't they? They always just run B movies on the weekend anyway. If they do, I hope they run this episode. Could the rights have expired already? How much could they possibly cost? You'd think the producers would literally be giving them away. Who's going to want them after MST3k?
My friend and I are getting t-shirts that say "I kiss my frog in your honor" in honor of this movie. That line cracked me up!
Let us sing the stirring Pumaman theme. "Pumaman, he flies like a moron!" Oh, and "I'm falling at a 40 degree angle, violating all the laws of physics!"
You will obey me, Roger Whitaker.
Boy, that Aztec guy healed really fast after getting beaten-up, didn't he?
Vadhino, hiding (badly) behind a tree: "I am a wood sprite."
I just watched this again the other day. Good as always.
"Hahahahaha! I mean, you look great."
"So dinosaurs died out because they forgot how to love? Is that right?"
"In a wrong sort of way, yeah."