This has just come out on Region 2 DVD in the U.K, so can anyone comment on the best lines the MST3k's did on this movie ? (It's part of the Arkoff Film Library )

Some of my favorites:

Shazam, my pipe's gone!

"Hey, here's something."
"Of course, you could say that about anything."

“I’ll give you one more chance to marry me.”
“Look familiar, Mike?”

Strom Thurmond?

I married Aunt Bea!

Um, breast?

And he ducks out of the screen.

Sometimes I just trail off, I don't know...

You're a woman so you deserve no answer to your question.