Scifi actually showed this movie in primetime (without the MiSTing!).

This is actually one of four Deathstalker movies.

Didn't Crow say something along the lines of "Wait a minute.... THIS IS A SEQUAL!!!" with the utmost dread and despair?

"Aw no!......this is a sequel to summat!"

The best riff in this is when the hero is brought before the toga-clad villain. As this happens, Mike quips, "Hey, weren't we in Superstar together?"

Great lines:

"She's like a pretty Nancy Kerrigan."

"Ah, the thrilling ring of cardboard against cardboard."

"Hey, Gandalf, it's like 98 out!"

"They need a smug bastard in the next village."

Deathstalker: "Why can't they just skip the speeches and give me the treasure? In the end, all I'll get is flowers on my head and everyone telling me how wonderful I am."
Mike and the Bots, extremely annoyed: SHUT UP!

"Wrapped in foil, she was buried in coals on the beach."

"So far we've seen his pits, his crotch, inside his mouth, up his nose, WHAT'S NEXT?!"

"I just heard an eagle meow."

"Get him men, he kicked Tony!"

"There wasn't a whole lot of deathstalking going on in this movie."

"So, Douglas Brackman rules the kingdom?"

"Guess what I've been doing!!!"

"More snot-meat, anyone?"

I still say we need a Naughtiest Lines in MST3k board.

"Next time don't make so much noise when you read."