Ah, this is the reason Prozac and mood altering drugs were created.

Marv is having a very bad day. His drunk, deadbeat dad who actually scrounges money off his son to go on a date! Now, that's sad. He gets used and abused and the depression really sets in during genius boy's "plan".

Fave part:

Dad (to Marv): Why, she's the prettiest girl in school. What's she going out with you for?

Crow: How's Mom, Dad??

Can anyone be more screwed than Marv? If you are feeling down, got kicked in the crotch, someone stole your wallet (again), girl belittled your manhood, watch two hours of Poor Marv's dilemma and I can guarantee a smile in no time!