The host segments here are awful, bar the first one. But some great riffs, especially once Davey takes off.

"You have a question for my face?"

"Aw shoot, my face is still there."

"My face is large and troublesome."

"Hey Dave, why the long face?"

"Ah, thats for me, I'll take it in the bathroom."

"That nose-wheel feels mushy." "And so does the co-pilot."

"Davey, let me introduce you to these federal agents. They are what you young people call 'bad asses'."

"I love this windbreaker so much. I love you windbreaker. Do you love me?"

"No, not again! DAAAAAAAVEEEEEEEEEYYYYY!!!!"