In keeping with the flipped nature of the SOL, Clayton and Frank enter the theater from the left.

As the horses backup: "Beep beep beep"

Man describes bandit: "big fella, rhoan horse, black bandana"Clayton: "beautiful thighs"

Clayton: "Yippie-yi-yowch!"

Note: When Clayton laughs just before the "Quit giving me pee line" you can rally tell hes Crow :-)

Frank: "Glad we had this little face to groin talk."

"I've got it so the old man won't budge!" Frank:"I put a rock behind his wheel!"

Remedy:"I've told her a hundred times, if you dress like a boy, you gotta take it like a boy!" Frank, with his arms up:"Whoah!"

Crow: "Wow! The Amish are really hauling ass!"

Several Times: "Hello there!" Bots(as Squiggy):"Hello dere!"

Gypsy(for just plain wierdness): "I WILL be a Captain's Woman!"

"Uh, I don't think youre supposed to burn your own barn, Ted."

"Don't use your wheelchair as a crutch."

Crow: "Its the nine Nazgul!"

Crow to the Star Trek fight scene music: "Die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die!"

Clayton: "Oh, Frank, look! Someone left us an agony booth!"

Duke walks down the street:"Ching, ching, ching, ching, squish, ching, ching."

This movie as bad as the usual stuff. Its mainly just pointless and boring.