Sort of a boring short, but it's nice to see they remember to interject plenty of lip and tongue action.

“It was a bitter affair that ended briefly.”

Tom (as drunk woman): “I just had to step outside for a fresh of breath air.”

Crow: “The first movie filmed entirely with flashlights.”
Tom (as lighting operator): “C’mon, Merle, I’ve only got two more D-cells left!”

Krasker: “The problem with communicating with the departed ...”
Crow: “... is that they’re dead.”

Narrator: “We assume she was in no mood to discuss her worries with her friend of many years.”
Crow: “Or that weird girl that just left her room.”

Narrator: “She had forty-five minutes more ...”
Tom: “... ‘til Roseanne.”
Narrator: “... to live.”
Tom: “Oh.”

Narrator: “We thought that she spent the last minutes in her room and that she saw no-one during that time. We were later proved wrong.”
Crow: “Why’d you bring it up?”

Narrator: “I’m a police lieutenant in charge of reconstruction of the evening’s events and finding her murderer.”
Crow (as narrator): “I probably should have told you that earlier.”

“And the police immediately stroll to the scene.”

Lieutenant: “I don’t think I’ll ever get callous to murder.”
Mike (as Lieutenant): “Now where’s the stiff?”

Lieutenant (to Krasker): “Sorry to take you away from your laboratory but we need all the help we can get.”
Mike (as Lieutenant): “Know anybody?”
Lieutenant (to Krasker): “Henry, I’ve known you a long time.”
Mike (as Lieutenant): “You know, not kneeing you in the groin is a constant struggle.”
Lieutenant (to Krasker): “You’ve been a great help to us in the past.”
Mike (as Lieutenant): “By staying away.”

Lieutenant: “In all my years on the force, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a more vicious murder.”
Tom (as Lieutenant): “God, I love my job.”

“Ooh, another senseless drive-by filming.”

Lieutenant: “It embedded itself four inches into a wall stud.”
(The phone rings)
Tom (as Lieutenant): “Speaking of studs, that’s for me.”

“The loneliness of the long-distance dweeb!”

Krasker: “Please understand – I’m not a medium.”
Tom (as Krasker): “I’m a petite.”

“They could have taken the reflector out of the shot, don’t you think?!”

Pettini: “I’ll sign a statement! Anything!”
Mike (as Pettini): “I’ll sign a basketball!”

(Krasker holds his glasses up to the light)
Tom (as Krasker): “Ooh. Lot of nose grease.”

(Krasker’s audience is startled by a wooden stool floating across the lab)
Crow: “So? Big deal! My stools float!”

Milborn: “If my parents would have found out, they would have cut me off without a cent.”
Tom (as Milborn): “But they’re dirt poor, so I don’t know why I worried.”

Milborn: “It wasn’t so bad at first: all she wanted was small amounts of money.”
Crow (as Milborn): “And little bits of food.”

Milborn: “[My father and I] used to hunt together.”
Mike (as Milborn): “He’d hunt me and I’d hunt him; it was a good system.”